You guys don't know your American history...

[Solid Snake]

...Fortunately, Mike Huckabee is going to teach you a thing or two! (http://www.learnourhistory.com/)

Oh man these are the best guys, it's clearly everything that 21st century animation has to offer. Furthermore these DVDs are educational masterpieces that will teach you everything you didn't know about American history, in an absolutely unbiased way.

Mike's going to tell you what this is all about. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3y-lOsSlhU&feature=player_embedded)

Even 91% of Liberals loved them! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rWvbUXU-9I&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)

Mike Huckabee says this series is unbiased, but the first video, predictably, is about "The Greatest President Ever" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYROOD7T1Vk&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)

I love these gunshot effects. "Show those Germans and Japanese the power of America!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so2ZtsUAAts&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)

You can also check the upcoming content for the next two years in which you'll be shocked to learn that this series purports to 'change the way American history is taught' to youngsters by teaching them...exactly the same patriotic drivel I learned in Elementary School.

[CABAL49]

Being rather familiar with History myself, I do wonder what happens to the black girl wearing a short (by back then standards) skirt in the forties. Also, watching the destruction of the pacific fleet? Totally going to take my nieces and nephew to that. It will be a grand ol' time.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I don't know. It's certainly not the history I learnt in school. I'm glad to be learning the truth.

[Geminex]

I, for one, did not know that Hitler spoke English with a terrible accent.

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq145/cheekie84/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Those kids seem a bit surprised when like Pearl Harbour got bombed. If I was going to 1940s I would probably look it up first. And while we know our history books lie to us thanks to Huckabee I'm pretty sure they still mention Pearl Harbour getting bombed.

[Fifthfiend]

Because of my shitty, liberal-propaganda-filled education, I used to believe that Pearl Harbor was bombed, but now thanks to Mike Huckabee, I know Pearl Harbor was bombed by filthy Jap scum!

[Satan's Onion]

Because of my shitty, liberal-propaganda-filled education, I used to believe that Pearl Harbor was bombed, but now thanks to Mike Huckabee, I know Pearl Harbor was bombed by filthy Jap scum!

**gaaaaasp!**

I should have known never to trust those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders! Unfortunately, my childhood indoctrination at the sinister hands of the LIEberal Media Machine--obsessed as it was with teaching me nothing but evolution, Satanism, homosexuality, and the lyrics to "Kumbaya"--has left me unprepared for the innate depravity and evil of all non-American races. O, would that the Truth had been revealed to me sooner! :crying:

[Professor Smarmiarty]

While the world war 2 video teaches me to hate the Japanese, the Reagen video teaches me that he is the greatest ever president and he loved Japan and worked closely with them. I am confused.

[Terex4]

For some reason this springs to mind. (http://lionbox.vodspot.tv/video/2332111-an-amendment-to-be-simpsons)

I'm so glad they took the time to modify the language so my children can understand these videos.

I asked my daughter what she thought the word "fundamentalist" means.
Quit?
Clearly she is uneducated and in dire need of people like Mike Huckabee to bring her up to speed. I for one will be purchasing these immediately.

[CelesJessa]

Their animation is bringing me to tears.

[shiney]

Wait, this is available for free?

SOCIALISM

[Melfice]

Their animation is bringing me to tears.

It's THAT good, isn't it?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Those kids were fuckin' geniuses going to Nazi Germany first thing.

Or better yet, not selling time travel to the glorious and all powerful American Government.

edit: Maybe they could use the money to get better animation and better voice actors

[Aerozord]

While the world war 2 video teaches me to hate the Japanese, the Reagen video teaches me that he is the greatest ever president and he loved Japan and worked closely with them. I am confused.

oh no see all other nations are fine, as long as they learn to leave all military operations to us. Japan is a shining example. If you have weapons you might attack us, then we will have no choice but to murder hundreds of thousands of civilians. But if you completely dis mantel your entire military and become completely reliant on us for protection, then we can be best buds.

Nothing says friendship like co-dependency:knowledge:

[Solid Snake]

Given that Mike Huckabee has established that these videos are to be unbiased, I can't wait until they do one about Obama's campaign speech and have the female voice actress lovingly coo: "He's giving the people hope!"
...You know, because they did the same for Reagan and all.

Also what the hell is up with that random minority thug in the streets of DC during the Carter Administration
How could that possibly not be any more racist
Also I am reasonably certain that DC did not, in fact, look quite that horrible in 1979
And even if it did, it's not like it looked any better during Reagan's administration

[Overcast]

Huckabee was pretty awful before he realized the best way to make sway off of being a republican was to be a pretentious asshole on Fox. Then of course that happened.

[Solid Snake]

Huckabee was pretty awful before he realized the best way to make sway off of being a republican was to be a pretentious asshole on Fox. Then of course that happened.

I can't believe I used to really respect him

[Archbio]

Unfortunately, my childhood indoctrination at the sinister hands of the LIEberal Media Machine--obsessed as it was with teaching me nothing but evolution, Satanism, homosexuality, and the lyrics to "Kumbaya"--has left me unprepared for the innate depravity and evil of all non-American races.

I believe the correct spelling is EVILution.

[IHateMakingNames]

At least we know more than the British (http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=3396).

[Magus]

So wait neo-Nazi skinheads went back in time and helped Hitler start World War II? Isn't that a time paradox?

EDIT: Could the animation on these be any shittier? Huckabee must be making money hand over fist with these things being as how they spent fifty cents on the animation.

Anyway, I'm glad a fundamentalist Baptist preacher was put in charge of explaining history to kids instead of...a history professor or something.

[Krylo]

No. It's a stable time loop.

[Magus]

Why oh why didn't the Japanese take the time to strafe that beach so we could be rid of these Time Academics?

[Marc v4.0]

Also I am reasonably certain that DC did not, in fact, look quite that horrible in 1979

It was pretty bad, as I have heard from folks

[Magus]

DC was still a crime-ridden hellhole throughout the '80s, though. In fact it got steadily worse all through the Reagan administration and into the early '90s due to the crack epidemic. So what exactly did Reagan's moralizing accomplish except to ignore the AIDS epidemic, the crack epidemic, the doubling of the national debt, one of the greatest divides between the rich and the poor, etc.?

[Overcast]

He secretly helped China realize the best way to deal with a rival is to financially ruin them.