Lets Gamble on the Superpower Lottery!

[Doc ock rokc]

A fun little thing i found somewhere else.
Ok here is the rules
1) go to this site (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki) and hit random

2)You can do this FOUR times then you have to flip a coin 3 times to get your power.(first flip first set powers, second flip second set powers, Third last set)

3) you Must post all the powers you "received" If you didn't get a power you can reroll.

My results
Targeting (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Targeting)

Microwave Emission (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Microwave_Emission)

Melting (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melting)

Solar Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Manipulation)

Winner-Targeting...Sweet I can fly and Never miss!

[Amake]

Welp, I think I lucked out. I've got Dream Manipulation, aka. the Freddy Kruger, a body made of ants covered in bees (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Hive), the ability to move faster than the speed of relativity (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flash_Step) and the Word of God (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Persuasion) all at the same time. I was hoping I'd have to come up with a creative way to combine some crappy powers, but either one of those pretty much makes me omnipotent. I guess I can run up to people as soon as they spot me over the horizon and tell them to sleep before the visual signal travels through their head nerves.

Or I could cause my thousands of bees to hum at frequencies that would harmonize with superstrings and change the tune of that vibration we call reality. While telling people what to dream. I would redefine the entire concepts of dream and reality, and mix them together. My name shall be. . .

The Instrumentality.

[Sifright]

Power bestowal, Memory manipulation, Social Cloaking and Reactive adaptation.

So basically the perfect infiltrator and saboteur capable of making an army on the fly in any area he infiltrates.

[Melfice]

Tracking Evasion (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tracking_Evasion), Illusion Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusion_Manipulation), Duplication (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Duplication) and, finally, Energy Blasts (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Blasts).

I create an illusion to distract whatever I'm up against, slip in and create copies of myself to speed up or make easier the objective and then slip out without anybody ever having known I was there.

Should the shit hit the fan, I've got X number of copies of myself so we just blast ourselves out of trouble.

I think I'm up there with Sifright in terms of infiltration and sabotage missions.

[Osterbaum]

Fear inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Inducement), pain inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Inducement) and elemental mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Mimicry). Man, I am badass.

I also could've flipped for Air Manipulation, but screw that.

[Premmy]

Miasma Emission (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miasma_Emission)
Solar Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Manipulation)
Paint Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paint_Manipulation)
Paralysis Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paralysis_Inducement)
I got Miasma, a good power, a walking chemical hazard, not bad.
as a Side-note City of Heroes will be proliferating Poison to Corruptors, and this thing just gave me cause to make another(of many) alt, so awesome

[Amake]

Hoshit, you can emete clouds of combustible gas and set it on fire with the power of the sun! Actually the gas cloud part may be pretty superfluous there. Unless you can combine them to generate gas on a stellar scale and turn yourself into a full-size sun. And blister the paint off a dude's car or something.

[Premmy]

Well yeah alltogether it's awesome beyond all reason, but going by the rules of the "Game" I just got Miasma, which, Still, pretty awesome.

[Amake]

Oh huh I thought there was some fine print in the rules there. But it looked less fun than inventing uses for combinations of powers.

And also complicated.

[Melfice]

Oh... you can only get one power?
Huh... how do you flip a coin (inherently a two-sided item) against four items anyway?

[Osterbaum]

They way I understood was that you searched for 4 powers, then chose 3 of those to flip a coin on. You could end up with all three or none of them.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

But then how did Doc get 4 powers?

EDIT; Haven't flipped on any of these, just clicked random 4 times to see what's available; Wall running (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wallrunning), Universal Irreversibility (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Irreversibility), Lie detection (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lie_Detection) and Light mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Mimicry)

So, only 2 good ones for me, Lie detection and wall running are kind of redundant when you can turn into a laser, fly at lightspeed and manipulate the universe!

[Melfice]

Well, I'm not sure, but I do know this:

Rules changed!
You get the four powers and have to figure out a good way to have them work together.
Sounds more fun? Sounds more fun.

[Satan's Onion]

sleep inducement
light mimicry (mimicking light)
blood manipulation
prehensile tongue? Wow, that's...a mixed bag, really. Welp, all I can do now is flip my Ulysses S. Grant dollar coin and trust to his booze-soaked wisdom!

...

no sleepytime
yes light mimicking
yes blood manipulatin'
no prehensile tongue, thank fuck.

Am I supposed to flip again to whittle it down to just one, or can I keep my moderately rad setup as-is?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Jeez we're already getting duplicate powers here. What is this, season 2 of Heroes or something?!

[Krylo]

Guys, you hit random twice, and get powers a and b.

You then flip a coin, power a is heads, b is tails.

Whichever wins you 'keep'. Let's say you flipped tails. You now have power b.

You then hit random two more times for powers c and d. Again you flip. This time you get heads, so you keep power c.

You now have powers b and c. One more flip, and let's say you get tails.

Your power is now C.

EDIT:

FOR INSTANCE, I got: Enchanted artistry, zombie mimicry, Flight (methods of page, I guess all of them are listed? I get to choose one? I don't know), electronic communication.

I flipped a coin on Enchanted Artistry and Zombie Mimicry. It was heads. Enchanted Artistry moves on to the finals.

I then flipped another coin on Flight and Electronic communication. Heads again. Flight also moves on to the finals.

A last flip between Echanted Artistry and Flight was tails.

Winner was flight. I can fly.

Combining them all... I... I don't even know. Flying Zombie Hacker Picasso? Undead Neo? Fuck man, I don't even know.

[Amake]

They do only have like 300 pages and some of them aren't powers. One might add some missing powers if one were fresh and alert enough to go through the whole library and see what's missing.

(Not it.)

So Satan's O, you could spray blood everywhere and then turn the blood into light. It would look pretty cool. And by pretty cool I mean Dexter would have bloodgasms at the merest glimpse of the spectacle. Incandescent sprays of pure liquid light. . .

On another topic, let's make Smarty's head hurt by talking about the awesome power of Gravity (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitation_Manipulation). Cause let's be clear here, pointing at a thing and changing how much gravity it generates (and in which direction) is just about the single most impossible thing there is, right up there with negative Kelvin temperature. Yet there is so many wondrous things you could do with it. I don't remember how exactly, but it should easily allow room temperature superconductors to work. You could change the direction of the sun if you just put out enough gravity, and why should there be an upper limit? Save the galaxy from the Great Attractor. Build gravitational lenses to see further into space than anyone's dreamed of. Speed up or slow down the passage of time for yourself or those around you. Travel through space at relativistic speeds. Reverse the heat death of the universe by building stars. Totally jump hella high. I hope someone gets that power soon and does something cool with it.

[The Murderer]

Okay so i got ghost mimicry, ice manipulation, hive mind, and dream manipulation. after flipping the coins i got "Ghost Mimicry". Too bad. i was hoping for hive mind so i could build an army. but ghost mimicry is still cool.

[Nique]

'Paint Manipulation' (literally, I can control paint), 'Bionic Physiology' (actually kind cool ... like a '6 million dollar man but with paint guns, I guess?), and then... ah hell 'Literary Manipulation'. That is a bogus power! ...Finally ... 'Miming'?

[Amake]

You're the six million dollar man surrounded by a shield of flying books, the ink of which you can shoot at your enemies!

Also you can mime your own limit break. Wait, that's mimicry. I guess you can just sneak around silently as you do all the above things, like a cybernetic librarian from hell.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Ok, I get what we were supposed to do now, and my winning power is Universal Irreversability (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Irreversibility). Which is basically a license to godmod if I understand it right and means I can pretty much curbstomp all of you in a fight.

But I stilll prefer the idea of combining all 4 powers, which means I'm now a being made of pure light who can teleport and manipulate existence on a whim. Apparantly I can even erase abstract concepts like, I duno, words, or time from existence.

And I can render myself immune to, like, everything. Awesome.

[Donomni]

My powers were Petrification (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Petrifaction), Platform Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Platform_Creation), Camouflage (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Camouflage), and Reanimation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation).

Reanimation won. So, you know, zombie army, etc.

All of them combined? A Stealthy Petrifying Platforming Necromancer.

I really would fit in in Castlevania.

[Melfice]

And I can render myself immune to, like, everything. Awesome.

This makes you a prime target for neutralisation the moment your power manifests.
Sucks to be you!

[Osterbaum]

Telepathy! Fuck yeah!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Social Cloaking (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Cloaking) and psychic persuasion (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Persuasion). persuasion won, which is awesome.

Paralysis Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paralysis_Inducement) and Petrification (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Petrifaction). These are very similar in effect, but I flipped anyways and got petrification.

I am mind control Medusa. Fear me.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Petrification, Precognition, Holographic Projection, Lie Detection

Ended up with Lie Detection and Holographic Projection for the final.

[Menarker]

Glide
Levitate
Float
Double Jump

I'm sensing an odd theme here... :3

Hehe, nah, that's not my real powers, although I had the random button playing tricks on me. I even got the same power, Power Bestowal, twice in a row. ^^;

Real Powers:

Death Inducement
Aquatic Respiration
Solar Malipulation
Enhanced Immunity

Rolled a D4 (means the same thing doesn't it?) and got Solar Malipulation.

Guess I rolled kinda lucky. 50% chance of getting a cool power and 50% of a fairly sucky power.

The users can direct and bend the flow of the sun’s power, causing sunspot reactions, UV emissions, and promoting plant growth. Can cause geomagnetic storms and generate solar winds.

Mid-level users can induce power solar flares.



Generate miniature suns/stars that could damage planets if not handled properly.
Generate solar winds that could destroy all life in the user's surroundings.
Generate geomagnetic storms that could affect Earth's technology.
Cause skin diseases.
Shoot a beam of solar energy.
Produce Light, to blind opponents.
Charge solar-based technology (e.g. Solar Panels).
Become pure solar energy.
Some produce light to be used for locomotion in darkness, similar to light manipulation.
Immunity to UV radiation.
Draw power from the sun.

[phil_]

So, using Krylo's rules, I got Goo Generation, Light Manipulation, and Insect Mimicry in a stunning three tails in a row (Invisible Queen was there and can vouch for me). This essentially makes me Spiderman with a flashlight which is the lamest thing since lame came to Lame-opolis, home to the Fighting Lamers and famous for its outstanding schools.

So I went to Seventh Sanctum, which is where the cool kids go to generate random things. Since it doesn't have a super power generator (Super Hero names aren't powers), I went with the Questionable Anime Powers (http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=animepowerjoke) generator because I am a bad person. I got the Germ Wheelie attack, which I suppose consists of rolling a wheel of germs at my opponent, causing them to eventually fall ill. That's better than Spiderman Nightlight, or at least more unique.

Though, "Spiral Heavy-Metal Crashing Bra Stigmata" sounds interesting, too. . .

[Token]

Omnipotence, Energy Constructs, Enhanced Jump, and Cosmic Manipulation. Omnipotence won. Not gonna lie though, I was worried I'd get Enhanced Jump....

[Amake]

Wow, put those together and you become God three times over. And you can totally jump hella high too.

So, basically Wonderella.

[Doc ock rokc]

glad you guys are enjoying this. I think I'm gonna try another round for shits and giggles.

Power Negation, Photographic Deduction, Portal Creation, Mobile Invulnerability

With your powers combined I AM! The leech Sherlock homes as the juggernaut with a portal gun!
Winner: Power negation

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Divided Mind (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divided_Mind), Enhanced Reflexes (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Reflexes), Reactive Adaptation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reactive_Adaptation), Animation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animation)

This is insane, I've gotten every power associated with my personality, at random. XD I still don't get how to do the coin flip to determine my powers. (almost don't want too. lol)

EDIT: Winner= Animation

EDIT:

Did it a fifth time just for kicks and got Organic Constructs (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Constructs). lol

[Flarecobra]

Dream Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Manipulation)
Portal Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Creation)
Mind Control (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Control)
Dimensional Awareness (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Awareness)

Winner: Dream Maniplation.

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[Kyanbu The Legend]

Damn it Flare! Now we HAVE to arch you!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

This makes you a prime target for neutralisation the moment your power manifests.
Sucks to be you!

Pfft, like anything could stop me anyway? It's even established in the comments on there that even God doesn't have this power.

[Gregness]

Hmmm...


Fish Mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fish_Mimicry)

Darkness Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Manipulation)

Self Detonation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Detonation)

Enhanced Agility (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Agility)

Man, only two actual decent powers and one that's almost useless (I mean, seriously, Fish mimicry? Superfriends era Aquaman is embarassed). That said, Agility and Darkness manipulation are pretty sweet and I could use detonation to go out like a total badass.

[Flarecobra]

Damn it Flare! Now we HAVE to arch you!

Why? Just because I got the best Mind-fuckery combos doesn't mean I'd use it for evil.

[Krylo]

Pfft, like anything could stop me anyway? It's even established in the comments on there that even God doesn't have this power.

Yes, but it doesn't actually give you the power to do anything. Nothing you do can be evaded or reversed. Fine. You basically have super targeting to the omnimax plus no one you kill can be resurrected.

However, you have nothing cool to go with it. Universal Irreversibility doesn't let you, by itself, erase people from existence. That'd require some kind of reality warping power separate from universal irreversibility. Nor can you shoot energy blasts, or fly, or... well anything a normal person couldn't do.

And it doesn't give you the ability to stop or dodge bullets or anything.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Why? Just because I got the best Mind-fuckery combos doesn't mean I'd use it for evil.

That's almost exactly why. And who said any of us aren't evil. ;)

[Magus]

Illusion Manipulation
Bionic Physiology
Electronic Communication
Psychokinesis

I am a terrifying robot capable of hacking NORAD, forcing everybody to look at the sky via psychokinesis, and then making the nuclear missiles look like dragons so that people are even more horrified when they explode and make them die.

OR if I just have one and do the coin flip I have psychokinesis. So Professor X basically.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Mobile invulnerability, ecological empathy, sleep manipulation, universal irrevasibility.

Winning power ecological empathy- what an absolute gip. Worst power ever.

[Magus]

lawl hippie power

[Flarecobra]

That's almost exactly why. And who said any of us aren't evil. ;)

Come on, with the couple of exceptions, you lot are as evil as a plush bunny.

[Aldurin]

Neurocognitive Deficit (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neurocognitive_Deficit)

Animal Mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Mimicry)

Omnipotence (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence)

Melting (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melting)

Winner is Omnipotence. The world is mine.

Also combinations are pointless since adding the others to Omnipotence is like throwing a lit match into the sun.

[Flarecobra]

I notice this cravat:

proper use of this power requires omniscience, as otherwise the being will not be able to handle the incomprehensible, immeasurable power they possess, and will become intoxicated by it, going mad. Using this power properly requires tremendous levels of self-control, and the power and ability to resist the temptations the power presents.

Does this mean you became Kefka, only without the clown stuff?

[Toastburner B]

Power augmentation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Augmentation)

Ice Mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Mimicry)

Fear Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Inducement)

Enhanced Marksmenship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Marksmanship)

Not exactly the most super group of superpowers...

And the "winner" is Power augmentation. Great. I am now the medic to a room full of heavies, which basically means I am the first to die. As usual.

Even combined, they aren't very complimentary. I mean, inducing fear in something you are trying to shoot doesn't seem like a good plan, as scared people tend to run away/around in little circles/whatever. And ice mimicry? Great, I can induce fear/snipe people while cold. I can't even boost my own powers.

I dunno, maybe I can get Aldurin to pay me to boost his omnipotence...assuming that doesn't just make him explode or something.

[Aldurin]

I dunno, maybe I can get Aldurin to pay me to boost his omnipotence...assuming that doesn't just make him explode or something.

I could use my omnipotence to boost your boosting power, then you could boost my omnipotence so I could boost your boosting power even further. Repeat until the laws of physics cry in shame and die.

[Fifthfiend]

fire mimicry, precognition, wall crawling, and flash step

I'm the next annoying as shit villain on Bleach.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Poor laws of physics, always getting picked on by Omnipotence Deities.

[Tev]

Pyrotechnic Plasma (a personal favorite of mine), Cartoon Physics (toon world-esque), Self-Spawn (a.k.a "Agent Smith"), and Glass Manipulation (a Sylar power from Heroes).

Glass Manipulation won the toss. Seems kinda like a fun power the more I read about it.

[Kerensky287]

Reanimation, immobility, flight, electrical manipulation.

I rolled Electrical Manipulation, which means I'm Cole McGrath. Except I'm also Magneto because electromagnetism.

If I had all 4 powers, I'd be paradoxically capable of flying while being immovable - depending on how you interpret that, I might be able to will myself into a single, self-centric frame of reference. That means that everything moves around me, and if something touches me, it's trying to push me, and since I can't move it will just keep trying to push me until it breaks. So that means I'm an unstoppable flying object as well.

Combine that with my legions of undead and my electromagnetism powers, and I'm about as awesome as you can get without a godmod power.

Edit: FUCK my 5th roll was Omnipotence

[Intern Nin]

Okay, first up is.. crystal mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Mimicry). Great, I've always secretly wanted to have the ability to transform into a silly new age meditation enchancer.

Second, duplication (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Duplication). With that I could be a shiftless loser at multiple points at the same time!

With my third power, reanimation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation), I could raise an army of undead celebrities to... I don't know, do the yard work I don't feel like doing.

Lastly, the power to shatter the last wall of this prison (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusion_Awareness). The chance to be able to address our strange-looking audience fills me with tingly excitement! But what to talk about? How goofy Fifth's pre-reboot costume was?


Winner: Illusion Awareness. Of course, I already knew I was going to end up with that. (I took a peek at the last page.) So, how about that headdress? What were they thinking, right?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Neurocognitive Deficit (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neurocognitive_Deficit)

Animal Mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Mimicry)

Omnipotence (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence)

Melting (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melting)

Winner is Omnipotence. The world is mine.

Also combinations are pointless since adding the others to Omnipotence is like throwing a lit match into the sun.

Me and my army of Hornet-type, dragon-type and Cat-type humanoid machine drones created from my animation powers say get in line.

[The Murderer]

We should all have a duel to the death with our newfound powers.

[Aldurin]

We should all have a duel to the death with our newfound powers.

And using my omnipotent powers I disable death just to be a jackass to everyone else.

[Intern Nin]

Oh boy, the big company wide-crossover event wherein a lot of property is destroyed, many innocent lives are needlessly put in danger, big gratuitous fights happen every issue, a few b-list characters get offed to illustrate just how serious this situation is, and when it's over the world is forever not-really changed.

I can almost hear the nerds clacking away at the keyboards right now, bitching on forums about how awful this whole thing is and about how ridiculously over-powered Earl and Token are.

[akaSM]

Universal Irreversibility (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Irreversibility), Death Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Inducement), Life-Force Generation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Generation), Evocation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evocation).

Life-Force Generation! a.k.a. Quintessence, The Force, Ki and Life Breath. I can give life, kill stuff and give power to others.

I can kill you, then take you back, then kill you...and take you back again...I can be like the writer of your comic!...a Jedi writer.

Also...

Controlled release of life force energy may allow users nearly unlimited powers including:


Flight
Levitation
Concussion Beams
Self-Sustenance
Light Manipulation
Electric Manipulation
Energy Blasts
Thermal Manipulation
Gravitational Manipulation
Animation
Reanimate
Electronic Communication
Energy Mimicry
Life-Force Absorption
Force-Field Generation
Death Inducement
Mediumship
Elemental Manipulation


Me likey :dance:

Reading more about Life-Force generation...

Known UsersEdit
Will Vandom (W.I.T.C.H.) (Quintessence, the ffith element)
Nerissa (W.I.T.C.H.) (Quintessence, the fifth element)
Giorno Giovanna/Gold Experience (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo)
Most DBZ/GT characters

Most DBZ/GT characters

I can win against anything just by groaning a lot? Huh, neat.

All of this sounds like godmode without actually calling it that :raise:

Or, the 4 together.

The death thing is included in LFG but, I can kill you so no other person than me revives you...or revive you and make you unkillable, I hope you got invulnerability :P. Also, I can get memories, abilities and simple powers and stuff from others.

[Thadius]

1: Gliding! Also known as 'Fuck you gravity.' Couldn't kill me by tossing me off anything, really. Which would be very useful.

2: Cartoon physics!

Ability to apply or replace absurd laws of the universe. Also known as Animated Realm, Animation Principles, Acme Law, Caricature Logic or Toon Physics. This power is a variation on Reality Warping. People who use this power have a playful and childish personality.

Me likey very much. Now I'm something out of Toontown!

3: Illusion awareness! Breaking the fourth wall was never more fun!

4: Shadow Mimicry! Oh I like this one very much.

Rolling a D4 got me Shadow Mimicry, a damn fine power in it's own right. Putting them together would make me something out of toontown that couldn't die if you threw it off a building, could morph and flow with shadows, and knew his surroundings were false. Sounds like a B-lister to me.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And using my omnipotent powers I disable death just to be a jackass to everyone else.

I... but... Ah god damn it...

Oh boy, the big company wide-crossover event wherein a lot of property is destroyed, many innocent lives are needlessly put in danger, big gratuitous fights happen every issue, a few b-list characters get offed to illustrate just how serious this situation is, and when it's over the world is forever not-really changed.

I can almost hear the nerds clacking away at the keyboards right now, bitching on forums about how awful this whole thing is and about how ridiculously over-powered Earl and Token are.

And the vast bulk of fan service my army of animated cynoids dish out per episode.

Someone with exceptionally good drawing skills should totally make a web comic out of this thread.

[Aldurin]

Someone with exceptionally good drawing skills should totally make a web comic out of this thread.

Fixed

[rpgdemon]

Someone with exceptionally good drawing skills I, KYANBU, should totally make a web comic out of this thread.

Fixder.

[BloodyMage]

I got:

-social cloaking
-avian mimicry
-reanimation
-nerve manipulation

Really didn't want avian mimicry, because plain old flight would be much easier and much less complicated. The page said I might have trouble reverting back into a normal form, although if we can mix powers, social cloaking would make that a lot easier. Nerve manipulation would have been pretty cool, since I could just drive people insane. I'd be in charge of torture.

I ended up with social cloaking. It's not bad, but it feels a bit lacklustre without something to accompany it.

[Magus]

Isn't social cloaking what that badass Assassin's Creed dude does?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Isn't social cloaking what that badass Assassin's Creed dude does?

Pretty much but he's also got acrobat skills and stamina going for him too.

[Token]

And using my omnipotent powers I disable death just to be a jackass to everyone else.

Fuck that. No way I'd let that happen.

[Aldurin]

Fuck that. No way I'd let that happen.

If we're both omnipotent, doesn't that mean we just constantly switch it on and off faster than even Flash can perceive into forever? (but minus the forever because fuck we control time).

[P-Sleazy]

Paint Manipulation
Duplication
Plant mimicry
Illusion Awareness

Plant Mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Mimicry) won.

[Doc ock rokc]

If we're both omnipotent, doesn't that mean we just constantly switch it on and off faster than even Flash can perceive into forever? (but minus the forever because fuck we control time).

Mostlikely the entire situation would be like this

Ald&Token: "your a prick I am taking away your powers"
Then you both do at the same time.
Both "Fuck"

[Token]

I wouldn't just take away his powers. That would be a waste. I'd take them for myself. That way after his pathetic attempts to take away my powers, I'd still be able to ruin him (and everyone else) with his own omnipotence.

[Satan's Onion]

So, basically "Stop hitting yourself!" with omnipotence?

[Aldurin]

but wouldn't we just steal eachother's omnipotence into eternity?

[akaSM]

Hey, sounds like fun *grabs popcorn*

[Magus]

Two omnipotent gods in existence at the same time is basically paradoxical. And sounds like what caused the Big Bang. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT

[Kyanbu The Legend]

A battle between those two would kill us all!

[Magus]

It would at least rip the space time continuum in such a manner as to cause something quite horrific. Like Hitler winning WWII or dinosaurs evolving into Reptites and using lowly humans as slaves.

[Intern Nin]

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you "The Big Bad, Over-hyped Two Issue Long God-King Power Struggle That Reboots Everything And Creates A New Universe". Or "NAMBLA" for short.

[Ookalf]

All right, giving this a shot...

Enhanced Swordsmanship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Swordsmanship)
Enchanced Immunity (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Immunity)
Enhanced Durability (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Durability)
Literary Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Literary_Manipulation)

Winner: Enhanced Durability. Go me?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

All right, giving this a shot...

Enhanced Swordsmanship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Swordsmanship)
Enchanced Immunity (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Immunity)
Enhanced Durability (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Durability)
Literary Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Literary_Manipulation)

Winner: Enhanced Durability. Go me?

Hey that means you could get kicked in the crotch by someone with super strength and not feel it till days later. Assuming you survive the kick.

That could come in handy. Could win a lot of bets with that kind of power... and get screwed over by karma, several days later.

[Aldurin]

Two omnipotent gods in existence at the same time is basically paradoxical. And sounds like what caused the Big Bang. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT

That would be our projections getting destroyed since we would both be sitting in our reinforced pocket dimensions thinking we were so smart tricking the other person into thinking we were actually there at the fight.

[Doc ock rokc]

I'm playing yet again because This is addicting.
Personal realm (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pesonal_Realm)
Dimensional shifting (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_shifting)
Omnilingualism (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilingualism)
Adoptive Muscle Memory (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adoptive_Muscle_Memory)

Winner: Dimension shifting!
Now i can become a 4 dimensional object or a two dimensional object.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Incantation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incantation)
Pheromone Manipulation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pheromone_Manipulation)
Ghost Mimicry. (http://http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_Mimicry)
Mobile Invulnerability. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mobile_Invulnerability)

Winner:
Pheromone Manipulation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pheromone_Manipulation)

Not the strongest of the bunch. Could've been worse. I could've gotten the ghost crap. So yeah, fuck me, I like this power.

[Azisien]

That's a shame. You could have run around shirtless yelling "I'm the Kakashi, bitch!" and nobody could stop you.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Played again. This shit's like crack.

Death Inducement. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Inducement)
WTF? Again? What, do we have 6 possible powers here, or something? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_Mimicry)
Precognition. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognition)
Photographic Deduction. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photographic_Deduction)

Winner: Well, it's nice to know I've been granted access to Power Word: Kill. Now I just need to get to WalMart. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Inducement)

It's sexist, but the first record of users made me laugh. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Manipulation)

[Overcast]

Emotion manipulation, TK, reanimation, body part substitution. Winner was emotion manipulation. I can make you feel things in places. All combined seem to be a bizarre mixture of Mentok and Faust from Shaman King.