I will give you a Muppets avatar.

[mauve]

It's time to play the music!
It's time to light the lights!
It's time to get an avvie
On the NPF Tonight!

Yes, that's right, denizens of Nuklear Power, this here is YOUR chance to get your very own Jim Henson's Muppets avatar, hand picked by yours truly.

IS THIS NOT THE MOST EXCITING THING?????

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/117/6/6/KERMIT_SPAZZ_ATTACK_by_kittydemonchild.gif

Why Muppets, you ask? WELL WHY THE HECK NOT?

Fairly standard issue procedures here: Post below, and I'll pick a Muppet for you. Probably at random--AHEM, I MEAN TOTALLY WITH A LOT OF THOUGHT AND CHARACTER ANALYSIS INVOLVED. I'll try to link a video of the character in question too.


Any takers?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Do it.

[Steel Shadow]

Hey, I'll take one. It's fun confusing people down in RP.

[Fifthfiend]

Ground floor

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Okay, Mauve, give me the best muppet-themed 100px² you got. I've had Terumi for long enough.

[Fifthfiend]

Fairly standard issue procedures here: Post below, and I'll pick a Muppet for you. Probably at random--AHEM, I MEAN TOTALLY WITH A LOT OF THOUGHT AND CHARACTER ANALYSIS INVOLVED. I'll try to link a video of the character in question too.

Mauve don't you dare disgrace the impeccable standards of painstaking character analysis and flawless personality/avatar matchmaking established by my own avatar threads.

[Kim]

Hit me.

[Fifthfiend]

Hit me.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/mlnzx2.gif

[Intern Nin]

Yes.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If I can't get a Muppet one can I get the image in Fifth's post shrunk down and use that as an avatar instead?

[Marc v4.0]

Do Want

[akaSM]

New avatar! ^_^

[Bard The 5th LW]

If I can't get a Muppet one can I get the image in Fifth's post shrunk down and use that as an avatar instead?

http://sadpanda.us/images/597576-07PY0DP.gif

[POS Industries]

I, too, am interested in this offer.

[Nikose Tyris]

This is the best thing since I saw the first trailer. I want one, please. :3

[Ecks]

DO EEET!

Also, people should do avatar threads more often.

[batgirl]

I would love to change up Batgirl for a muppet!

[Doc ock rokc]

Bring it

[Terex4]

Muppet me!

[Fenris]

give yourself one first

[Bobbey]

I'd like one please :)

[Solid Snake]

Let's do this...
...Pinkie Pie style.

[POS Industries]

Let's do this...
...Pinkie Pie style.
There is no Pinkie Pie muppet.

[Flarecobra]

There's always Miss Piggy. She's pinkish.

[POS Industries]

Pigs are kinda like ponies.

[mauve]

Sweet. I'll get started on these when I get home this evening.

[Pip Boy]

Pigs are kinda like ponies.

I'd imagine they both taste delicious with maple syrup.

[Mr.Bookworm]

I'd imagine they both taste delicious with maple syrup.

You put maple syrup on your pony bacon? What is wrong with you?

...and I'll take a muppet avatar, please.

[Solid Snake]

There is no Pinkie Pie muppet.

Why do you destroy so many of my dreams

[akaSM]

There is no Pinkie Pie muppet.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/7299/pinkiepiemuppet.png

[Solid Snake]

akaSM is the anti-POS Industries

He restores all of my dreams

[mauve]

Well, here's a start, anyway. It's taking a while to find the right youtube clips.

give yourself one first Done and done.
Because I just wanna dance!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r395r7V7hjo)


Now that that's taken care of, Fenris gets Rowlf. He sings and plays piano and writes happy songs involving fatal drownings! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ7nowJ87HU)
http://i55.tinypic.com/2899co9.png

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Let's do this...
...Pinkie Pie style.

Well, they're pink, say weird things and burst randomly into song.... I guess this is close enough! Manamanah!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKULi72yUko&feature=related)
Two options:
http://i55.tinypic.com/2iqddmo.png http://i54.tinypic.com/w7bedd.png


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I, too, am interested in this offer. It IS a fantastic offer! The Swedish Chef Avatar: It slices, it dices, it accidentally sets things on fire! But wait! That's not all! Act now and we'll throw in the microwave oven absolutely free!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=related)
http://i54.tinypic.com/t7h2bq.png

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Do it.
Hmm, you already have such a lovely Oscar the Grouch avatar. It would be a shame to ruin your Sesame Street trend....

OLD-SCHOOL SUPER GROVER TO THE RESCUE!!!! Because Super Grover is a helper! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTAzKtRMtVo)
http://i55.tinypic.com/do8gtw.png

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Okay, Mauve, give me the best muppet-themed 100px² you got. I've had Terumi for long enough.
With a name like InsaneGenius, it only makes sense that he gets Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, of course. NUKLEAR POWERED RAZORBLADES FOR ALL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEHcHcneFFc&feature=related)
http://i55.tinypic.com/65mxqd.png

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I'd like one please
Resident saxophone player/ artist /Renaissance Woman of Our Age gets Zoot.

Because he has a saxophone! An AWESOME saxophone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgfZVNv6w2E)

http://i56.tinypic.com/2agj3ft.png

Or, if you'd prefer, there's also Janice! She rocks too!
http://i56.tinypic.com/11qie0l.png

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This is the best thing since I saw the first trailer. I want one, please. :3
Gonzo the Great approves.
But then, Gonzo also approves of crashing motorcycles into the elderly. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tRPEd_LGIQ)
http://i56.tinypic.com/9bep3c.png http://i51.tinypic.com/1055uth.png
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I would love to change up Batgirl for a muppet!
I'll do you one better: Have three!!

Batgirl saves lives and still finds time to make dramatic poses for the camera! She's a doctor! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUDxhz_jYxc)
http://i54.tinypic.com/2i7bdpi.png

An extra pic, courtesy of akaSM:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2kjisMm3M9Y/Rh5RWyOdpiI/AAAAAAAAAls/BmZHY9jwzHk/s400/batmuppet.jpg
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More will come later, when it's not 4 am.

[Meister]

Yes please Muppet avatar give me it.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I now have an avatar from a show I've never seen. Behold.

[Donomni]

A Muppet avatar? Pfft, so lame.

A Muppet signature? Now that'd be interesting!

[Nikose Tyris]

I have that clip on DVD. <3

[CABAL49]

I have been this cookie for so long. If my other half has changed so should I. Muppet me Hensen.

[Solid Snake]

Dammit
My favorite Pinkie Pie
against my favorite muppets
How did you know, Mauve
How did you know

[Bard The 5th LW]

That'll do Mave, that'll do.

[Satan's Onion]

Hmm. On the one hand, I've only used my current Whovatar for like a month or so.

On the other hand, Muppets.

...Yeah, sure, what the hell. Muppet me!

[batgirl]

Not only my favorite muppet (Rowlf), but one of my favorite skits? (veterinarian's hospital) You have made my day!

[Doc ock rokc]

Hey mav I am sorry if this is treading on your territory but i found one for fifth.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ta-0x4dAgxU/Ta_O0Vl-G9I/AAAAAAAAAO8/rJf0ZaoJbdE/s320/Statler%2Band%2BWaldorf.jpg

[Fifthfiend]

yes

edit: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssss

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I AM curious to see if you can come up with anything more awesome than Rainbow Dash. I don't imagine it's possible, but we'll see.

[Solid Snake]

That is so perfect for Fifth that I can't imagine Mauve Mage would mind.

[mauve]

Dammit Fifth I was going to give you Statler and Waldorf but I read your "Ground floor" post as a request to have someone NOT from the infamous balcony. DAMMIT FIFTH.

[POS Industries]

You have, in fact, selected my favorite not completely obscure muppet! Well done!

Ha ha, well done, indeed!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Hmmm....can I get a Muppets signature IMAGE?

[Fifthfiend]

Dammit Fifth I was going to give you Statler and Waldorf but I read your "Ground floor" post as a request to have someone NOT from the infamous balcony. DAMMIT FIFTH.

Hahahahahaha this is so great I wish I'd done it on purpose.

The important thing is that I have a fantastic new avatar and it wouldn't have happened without you and oh god this avatar is just the best ever, I feel like I have to find a way to be EVEN MORE of a mean heckling asshole now.

[mauve]

@POS: Oh good! I am skilled in the art of avatar-picking, apparently! But now l'm curious: Who's your favorite obscure Muppet character?

@Shyria: I can indeed!


All right folks, expect the next batch of avvies/sigs this evening, or rather, in the ungodly hours of the morning again.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Hahahahahaha this is so great I wish I'd done it on purpose.

The important thing is that I have a fantastic new avatar and it wouldn't have happened without you and oh god this avatar is just the best ever, I feel like I have to find a way to be EVEN MORE of a mean heckling asshole now.

You can't, you're too nice, deal with it. I came to terms with that. Why can't you?

[mauve]

That is so perfect for Fifth that I can't imagine Mauve Mage would mind.

Agreed. This is by far the best Statler and Waldorf avatar EVER.

[Ecks]

Geef to meeeeeeeee... ANIMAL.

[Azisien]

My Keanu Reeves avatar is so outdated and wasn't even that good when it WAS in style for my TI LP, so I certainly need a Muppets avatar more than anyone else.

[POS Industries]

@POS: Oh good! I am skilled in the art of avatar-picking, apparently! But now l'm curious: Who's your favorite obscure Muppet character?
Don Music.

I've always found him the most relatable.

[lazy man]

Muppets?! WHERE?! I LIKE MUPPETS TOO!

(And this is kind of ironic considering my roommate watched the first season of the Muppets, recently. And I was on a Swedish Chef kick for a day.)

[Bobbey]

Thanks Mauve, it fits me well^^

[RickZarber]

Only chumps aren't gettin' Muppets avatars. I don't wanna be a chump!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I feel super.

[Doc ock rokc]

Hahahahahaha
no, no, no, fifth repeat after me

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

I am unofficially taking beaker.

[mauve]

I feel special.

You should feel super.

[POS Industries]

You should feel super.
Aaaaand now he does!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I most certainly do.

[Toastburner B]

I would be willing to give up Godzilla for a muppet.

[mauve]

Here we go again!

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Hmmm....can I get a Muppets signature IMAGE?

Indeed you can! And here it is! He may not be in the Muppet Show, but he was created by Henson so he's totally a muppet: The La Choy Dragon!!! Making canned food commercials slightly more violent since the 1960's! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfdaR4xMeU)

(I don't actually know how big or small sig images are supposed to be, so crop them however you like.)
http://i55.tinypic.com/29qe3yd.png http://i52.tinypic.com/2ntle3d.png
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I am unofficially taking beaker. Well then you still need a youtube clip!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A)

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Geef to meeeeeeeee... ANIMAL. YOU WANT AVATAR? YOU GET AVATAR. YAAHAHAHAHAHA

Animal is the only character who can get away with yelling "KILL! KILL! KILL!" on the set of a children's program. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_BmeBfV-O4&feature=related)
http://i51.tinypic.com/2e68xgy.png
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A Muppet avatar? Pfft, so lame.

A Muppet signature? Now that'd be interesting!

Oh, you just HAVE to be different, don't you?? You just HAVE to be a rebel!

Well fine then!! Here's a gaggle of Fraggles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TTk_0XYn4)!
http://i55.tinypic.com/2duz7ef.png
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I have been this cookie for so long. If my other half has changed so should I. Muppet me Hensen. What's that?? You say you have a COOKIE?

And that cookie is no longer good enough for you??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw)

WELL THEN!!!
http://i55.tinypic.com/2co0baq.png
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Hey, I'll take one. It's fun confusing people down in RP. Steel loves a good joke! Running gags for everyone! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwMZHrRG0I&feature=related)
http://i53.tinypic.com/x10z2q.png

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New avatar! ^_^ I think I managed to find a Muppet that embodies both the adorableness of your old "Squishy the Pink Slime Kitty" avatar with the never-blinking stare of your current "it went wrong" avatar!

Scooter!

It's surprisingly hard to find decent youtube clips with Scooter, but he makes a fine awards show host! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCKvIjaEIwA&feature=related)

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zf2bef.png
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Argh it is 3 am again how does this keep happening???

More to come tomorrow.

[Ecks]

This is MAGNIFICENT.

[Steel Shadow]

Wohoo, best one! Thanks Mauve!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

That was the most hard-core canned food commercial I have ever seen. Awesome.

[Aldurin]

Late to the party, which means I'll probably get one of the good ones. For someone who was too busy watching Pokemon and other bullshit while growing up, you'll have to try hard to get me a good Muppets avatar.

[Archbio]

What's a muppet?

[akaSM]

I can keep staring at people, thanks Mauve :3

[akaSM]

What's a muppet?

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/528/countvoncountsesamestre.jpg

One, one miserable pile of secrets.

[Donomni]

All right Mauve, I'm down with Fraggle Rock.

But I'm still a rebel! I'll dance my cares away!

[POS Industries]

Just gonna step in here and note that, if you're going with the sig image, please reduce the size of the existing text portions of your sigs to cut down on the clutter.

Like, maybe avoid quote tags, for instance.

[CABAL49]

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What's that?? You say you have a COOKIE?

And that cookie is no longer good enough for you??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw)

WELL THEN!!!
http://i55.tinypic.com/2co0baq.png
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I should have seen that coming...but I didn't. Well played.

[Fifthfiend]

Just gonna step in here and note that, if you're going with the sig image, please reduce the size of the existing text portions of your sigs to cut down on the clutter.

Like, maybe avoid quote tags, for instance.

edit the entire thing yourself to be contained in a swap tag with the blue / white text reading SHRINK YO SIG, DUMB PERSON

[Meister]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/528/countvoncountsesamestre.jpg

One, one miserable pile of secrets.
http://i.imgur.com/7m7H2.gif

[mauve]

Hmm. On the one hand, I've only used my current Whovatar for like a month or so.

On the other hand, Muppets.

...Yeah, sure, what the hell. Muppet me!

Who better to fill in for Doctor Who than good old Dr. Teeth? They both have eccentric tastes in fashion, they both drive unusual vehicles, and it's doubtful whether either of them actually has a doctorate!

Dr. Teeth is awesome. He makes "Mack the Knife" pass the censorship board. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpSGtT_s7XA)

http://i54.tinypic.com/rwrs3l.png

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What's a muppet?
One, one miserable pile of secrets.
....well played, akaSM. Well played indeed. Five points for that one.

In other news, Archbio might be kinda Clueless about Muppets. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1rIiGk41Zw&feature=related)

But that's okay! He can have Clueless Morgan!
http://i55.tinypic.com/1s16br.png

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Yes please Muppet avatar give me it.
Hi-ho! Meister the Mod here!
Can't have Kermit without a link to his most famous song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ZxxHbJGbY)
Not easy bein' green.
http://i52.tinypic.com/14w98wm.png

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Only chumps aren't gettin' Muppets avatars. I don't wanna be a chump! Indeed you don't! You want to be cool! You want to be a rock star! Just like Floyd Pepper, maaan!
http://i51.tinypic.com/1zpiceo.jpg
But of course, that doesn't mean you don't know how to be classy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLSMZ8qn7I)

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Muppets?! WHERE?! I LIKE MUPPETS TOO!

You seem like a guy in need of a good role model! I'm sure that's exactly what you were looking for when you came into this thread. Someone of a high moral standing, someone who puts the common good before his own needs. Someone who is not afraid to write letters to important figures demanding wholesome, quality family entertainment!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgQscLONDU&feature=related)

You need a role model like Sam the American Eagle!! Luckily, I am here to help you. No, there's no need to thank me. I'm just doing my civic duty to bring a higher level of class and morality to this forum of madness.

http://i53.tinypic.com/30iztwo.png http://i52.tinypic.com/t99vm9.png

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All right, moving right along. I'm still working my way through the list--don't worry, I haven't forgotten you guys. According to my records, the folks who have requested an avatar but haven't received one yet are:
NonCon
Marc
Terex4
Bookworm
Hawk
Toasty
InternNin
Azisien
Aldurin

Did I miss anyone?

[Satan's Onion]

I love this

it is the best thing

the best thing ever

[lazy man]

With my new role as censor, I am glad to announce that I will go out of my way to make sure this place is as decent, and family friendly as possible. This a strange place, and I will make sure that it is made even better.

Why, you may ask? Someone has to do it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DLY0-b15wo&feature=related)

[mauve]

I love this

it is the best thing

the best thing ever

I'm glad you like it! Dr. Teeth is one of my favorites.

With my new role as censor, I am glad to announce that I will go out of my way to make sure this place is as decent, and family friendly as possible. This a strange place, and I will make sure that it is made even better.

Why, you may ask? Someone has to do it. Well done, sir! I am so proud of you.

[POS Industries]

edit the entire thing yourself to be contained in a swap tag with the blue / white text reading SHRINK YO SIG, DUMB PERSON
This is what I call "Phase 2."

I'm still lazily hanging around Phase 1.

[RickZarber]

Indeed you don't! You want to be cool! You want to be a rock star! Just like Floyd Pepper, maaan!
http://i51.tinypic.com/1zpiceo.jpg
But of course, that doesn't mean you don't know how to be classy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLSMZ8qn7I)
Sweet, thanks!

Heyyy, S.O., Bobbey, EckScizor, let's get this show on the road, man!

[Satan's Onion]

...
Heyyy, S.O., Bobbey, EckScizor, let's get this show on the road, man!

Groovy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RD0S3JNa_Y&NR=1)

[synkr0nized]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/528/countvoncountsesamestre.jpg

One, one miserable pile of secrets.

There was no more appropriate response than this.

[Overcast]

I seem to miss the fun stuff.

[Nique]

I demand a Tiny Fuppets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mxFWD2UoIZo) avatar.