Woof

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

Woof

[POS Industries]

What is it, boy?

[BitVyper]

Deep.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Timmy's stuck in the well again?

NPF, you never ever bore me. Not even a little. Every month's a fun month.

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

What is it, boy?

Woof woof.

Bark!

[POS Industries]

Woof woof.

Bark!
Communists? At this time of night?

Have they no decency?!

[BitVyper]

Timmy's stuck in the well again?

NPF, you never ever bore me. Not even a little. Every month's a fun month.

If Timmy were stuck in a well, Rex would get Timmy out on his own.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

REX THAT'S DISGUSTING! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS SITE.

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

REX THAT'S DISGUSTING! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS SITE.

Woof woof woof

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

Woof woof woof

http://nuklearforums.com/image.php?u=24957&dateline=1212596773

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Woof woof woof

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A CHINESE MENU ENTREE

[BitVyper]

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A CHINESE MENU ENTREE



Your mother was a fire breathing reptile.

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

The relative risk of a shark attack is very small (The Relative Risk of Shark Attacks to Humans Compared To ...) but, risks should always be minimized whenever possible in any activity. The chances of having an interaction with a shark can be reduced if one heeds the following advice:

Always stay in groups since sharks are more likely to attack a solitary individual.

Do not wander too far from shore --- this isolates an individual and additionally places one far away from assistance.

Avoid being in the water during darkness or twilight hours when sharks are most active and have a competitive sensory advantage.

Do not enter the water if bleeding from an open wound or if menstruating --- a shark's olfactory ability is acute.

Wearing shiny jewelry is discouraged because the reflected light resembles the sheen of fish scales.

Avoid waters with known effluents or sewage and those being used by sport or commercial fisherman, especially if there are signs of bait fishes or feeding activity. Diving seabirds are good indicators of such action.

Sightings of porpoises do not indicate the absence of sharks --- both often eat the same food items.

Use extra caution when waters are murky and avoid uneven tanning and bright colored clothing --- sharks see contrast particularly well.

Refrain from excess splashing and do not allow pets in the water because of their erratic movements.

Exercise caution when occupying the area between sandbars or near steep dropoffs --- these are favorite hangouts for sharks.

Do not enter the water if sharks are known to be present and evacuate the water if sharks are seen while there. And, of course, do not harass a shark if you see one!

Woof woof. Arf!

[BitVyper]

Woof woof. Arf!

I can be there with a harpoon gun in five minutes.

[Aldurin]

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A CHINESE MENU ENTREE

Please refer to her avatar.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Your mother was a fire breathing reptile.

...your point? I mean your mother was a hairless fleshy bipedal ape-thing. I'd say I have the advantage.

[BitVyper]

...your point? I mean your mother was a hairless fleshy bipedal ape-thing. I'd say I have the advantage.

Not if you want your mom to be sainted.

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

...your point? I mean your mother was a hairless fleshy bipedal ape-thing. I'd say I have the advantage.

Not if you want your mom to be sainted.

Woof. Woof woof woof woof! Arf.

The decision by credit-rating firm Standard & Poor’s late Friday to cut America’s rating to AA+ from AAA has stoked fears of more turmoil in financial markets, which already are on edge over the weakening global economy.

Here’s a look at what S&P’s move means, and the potential effects on interest rates and across the financial markets:

What does the new rating say about the U.S. government's creditworthiness?

It’s really a subtle shift. S&P says a country rated AA has “a very strong capacity to meet its financial commitments,” as opposed to the "extremely strong" capacity of an AAA-rated nation.

The bottom line is that an AA-rated country’s creditworthiness differs from an AAA-rated country “only to a small degree,” S&P says.

Arf

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

Arf

http://barpharmacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/alan-greenspan.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Pfft, whatever.

Now if you excuse me I have a certain bone to break pick with a certain Wonder Dog.

Sir Rex, you have besmirched my family name and my honor. Such an offense can only be paid for in blood.

Pistols at dawn.

[Rex the Wonder Dog]

Pfft, whatever.

Now if you excuse me I have a certain bone to break pick with a certain Wonder Dog.

Sir Rex, you have besmirched my family name and my honor. Such an offense can only be paid for in blood.

Pistols at dawn.

Arf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lennon)

[BitVyper]

Arf

But what does all that have to do with former Prime Minister Jean Chretien? I'm not seeing the connection.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Good boy Rex. Now what's the connection.

[BitVyper]

Pistols at dawn.

You've never read Snarfquest, have you?

[Seil]

Mrs. Dog, how has your spouse responded to the accusations in the tabloids about your torrid affair with Underdog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jooThaqeYg) in the Motel 6 underneath the Rin Tin Projects?

[BitVyper]

Uh Seil, dogs are a promiscuous species. Try practicing some interspecies relativism.

[Julford Hajime]

Uh Seil, dogs are a promiscuous species. Try practicing some interspecies relativism.

Hey now if this wonder dog is going to live in America, it is gonna do things the American way, goddammit. That means he's either a one-bitch dog or he is shunned from society.

[Seil]

I see. Dodging the question. What about the latest faux-pas on Mr. Industries cooking show? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=related)

[EVILNess]

Arf

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/205/4/9/493acbc4f8ec68549e88dea2864df50d-d41du3a.jpg

[Ecks]

And then there was Ness.

[EVILNess]

And then there was Ness.

I was always here.

[Seil]

Woof? (http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=grab+this)

[phil_]

Seil, you're not a dog. What are you doing? You look ridiculous.

[Solid Snake]

How does this dog character already have so much karma
...Why is that the first thing I thought

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.myinfoprobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/google_com_20110515_111301-150x150.jpg

Go fetch boy!

[PyrosNine]

http://www.myinfoprobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/google_com_20110515_111301-150x150.jpg

Go fetch boy!

OMG! An Image of a ball bouncing, I must haz it and bring it back!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Huh. I never knew you could get fire cat gods to fetch.

[Krylo]

How does this dog character already have so much karmaBecause dogs are man's best friend. And Rex is the best of man's best friends.
...Why is that the first thing I thought
Cat person?

[Mr.Bookworm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/natephoenix/CobraCommander-150.jpg

[Bob The Mercenary]

Woof

http://www.typefreediabetes.com/v/vspfiles/templates/TypeFree/images/images_files/syringe2.jpg

[BitVyper]

Your funeral.

[CABAL49]

Come on boy! There are Communists out there. We have to find them!

[EVILNess]

Where is Krypto when you need him?

[BitVyper]

When has anyone ever needed, or wanted Krypto?

Oh wait, I get it: It's a koan. The impossibility of an answer will help me to contemplate the void.

[Flarecobra]

You know, I realized who Rex's nemesis.

Pyros. It's only natural.

[Nique]

Woof! Woof!

Indeed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=644Ar2ZEp4A)

[PyrosNine]

Guys! Guys! I got the ball back! I lost it for a minute there, but this is totally it!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/how-to-ball.jpg