[HOLMES] Well I guess now we know for sure Synk is a dude

[Fifthfiend]

I have no doubt that were Snake and I to hang out in person we would have a really good time being really, really chill.

It is pretty obvious that if he was a lady there is no way this would be the case.

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EDIT: Actually this thread is probably just gonna turn into people dogpiling Snake and him getting upset about it or whatever uh mods you can just go ahead and close this one.

EDIT: When I say dogpiling I mean what happened in the other thread maybe was kind of dogpiling but not like the usual image of like a bunch of snarling beasts going in for the kill so much as like a bunch of adorable golden retrievers who were really just meaning to play and have a good time, sorry if all that came out like people were bein' mean to you Snake, really I think we all just want the best for you.

[Dracorion]

If he were a lady she would obviously spend the entire time freaking out about why Snake is being so quiet and distant instead of being chill.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I would like to put you on retainer good sir. How much do you charge for general busybodying?

My first assignment: Whatever happened to Blues? As somewhat of an enthusiast in this mystery malakry I have come to a conclusion most amusing and want to see if your skills match your reputation.

[Fifthfiend]

My first assignment: Whatever happened to Blues?

Heroin

[shiney]

What race is/was Token?

[Fifthfiend]

What race is/was Token?

Bluemangroup

[shiney]

fuck yeah

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Where do we come from? Where do we go?

[Marc v4.0]

Heroin

What, like Samus?

[phil_]

You just started this thread so you could make that labrador metaphor, didn't you?

[Aldurin]

Exactly how much happiness have the admins stolen from the rest of the forum?

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'll pay top undollar if you can unravel the truth to my question.

What is man?

[mauve]

If Fifth is Holmes, then who's Dr. Watson? And is he Basil Rathbone Holmes or Robert Downey Jr Holmes? And who's Moriarty?

Edit: And if Fifth gets to be Sherlock Holmes, does that mean the rest of us can be detectives too? If so, I call dibs on being Nora Charles.She gets more booze and awesome one-liners than Nancy Drew. Plus she gets William Powell as a co-star.

[Krylo]

It's Fifth.

He is obviously Robert Downey Jr. Holmes.

[Marc v4.0]

Edit: And if Fifth gets to be Sherlock Holmes, does that mean the rest of us can be detectives too? If so, I call dibs on being Nora Charles.She gets more booze and awesome one-liners than Nancy Drew. Plus she gets William Powell as a co-star.

Dibs on Harry Dresden.

[Ecks]

I'll pay top undollar if you can unravel the truth to my question.

What is man?

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS.

>:D

[Kim]

Dibs on Batman.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Damn it Noncon! I WANTED BATMAN!!

Guess I'll be The Question.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

If this is a thing we're doing I'm calling Eisenhorn.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I'm me, fuckers.

[Bells]

I'm me, fuckers.

Hi Mr Fuckers! How are ya doin?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Am I really a person or simply the greatest advertising bot ever designed?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Bells: My name is spelled with a lower case f.
Smarty: We established earlier today that you are a bot.

[shiney]

I still vote SnarkyMcBarrelPants.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Can I be Lestrade and act generally unhelpful?

e: if it is of relevance, I've had a crush on Robert Downy Jr. since 8th grade

[Azisien]

I'll be whichever mad scientist is necessary operating a Super LHC in my basement.

I'm going to need it to figure out the exact spot where this thread turned from sex determination to assuming the roles of various detective heroes.

[BitVyper]

Man, you guys be whoever you want. I'm gonna be Clouseau.

[Osterbaum]

Hercule Poirot over here.

[Satan's Onion]

...Nobody else wants Ms. Marple? 'Cos I'll do that, if nobody else wants it.

[Loyal]

Well I guess now we know for sure Synk is a dude This was still in question?

[Kerensky287]

I call JC Denton.

He's kind of an investigator.

[CABAL49]

Synk may be a man, but that doesn't mean he is not a Lady.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Synk may be a man, but that doesn't mean he is not a Lady.

I... but... wha...?:raise:

[BloodyMage]

For the sake of a friend, I call Jessica Fletcher.

Although the name Fletcher just always makes me think of Porridge.

Columbo would be better.

[phil_]

Hercule Poirot over here.Herc is pretty cool, but Cordelia is funnier, I think.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I call dibs on Watson!

I like Watson...

[synkr0nized]

Synk may be a man, but that doesn't mean he is not a Lady.

I lol'd.


Also amused that my poor and awkward attempt to throw a nice comment toward where I was apparently sending negative ones was the final clue in your sleuthing, Fifth.

I thought it was gonna be, "Oh shit male avatar. It is now fact."



I guess on the thread topic a little more: I actually happily await the sequel they've made with RDJ. The first one was fun.

[Archbio]

Hercule Poirot over here.

I was going to contest that, but then I thought... what about Ariadne Oliver? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz-se_7VjkY) I'm so calling Ariadne Oliver it's not even funny.

EDIT: When I say dogpiling I mean what happened in the other thread maybe was kind of dogpiling [...] like a bunch of adorable golden retrievers who were really just meaning to play and have a good time [...]

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee heeee hee hee hee heeee hee hee hee

[Darth SS]

I love adorable golden retrievers!! Can I be one!?

Also, it would appear that all of the cool investigators have already been taken. So I guess I'll take...um...Monk?

NonowaitJakeDoyle!! Fuck...it's too late, isn't it?

[Melfice]

I guess... I'll be Inspector Gadget then?

'Cause I don't know.

[Magus]

All I know is I don't want to be Ellery Queen.

...shit, I'm Ellery Queen, aren't I?

[Fifthfiend]

Also amused that my poor and awkward attempt to throw a nice comment toward where I was apparently sending negative ones was the final clue in your sleuthing, Fifth.


THE CRIMINAL MIND ALWAYS REVEALS ITSELF

[akaSM]

Has anyone taken Shawn Spencer?

[Magus]

This topic reminds me there are crapload of fictional detectives. Auguste Dupin, Mike Hammer, Phillip Marlowe, Simon Templar, Sam Spade, Ironsides, Shaft, Mr. Tibbs, Tubbs and Crockett, Matlock, Stone and Keller, Magnum, Kojak, Joe Friday, Sam Vimes from Discworld...just never ending.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Don't forget the Hardy Boys, who I firmly believe count as one person.

[Magus]

Yeah, when you get into the juvenile market you got Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys, the Three Detectives/Jupiter Jones, Encyclopedia Brown (Brown is a detective I think, I'm not actually familiar with Encylopedia Brown but with a name like Encyclopedia Brown you should probably be a detective), etc. I think there are quite a few less, though.

EDIT: Shit how the hell did I forget the Scooby Gang? Jinkies!

ANOTHER EDIT: The Ghostwriter kids!!!

[Ryong]

I'm one of them. (http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=199)

And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you must read all of that.

[Magus]

I like when that duo returns later in her Young Teenage Female Detective comic or whatever as the female protagonists worthless partners.

EDIT: Young Teen Reporter? I can't remember, something to do with investigating a mystery for the school paper or something.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I like when that duo returns later in her Young Teenage Female Detective comic or whatever as the female protagonists worthless partners.

EDIT: Young Teen Reporter? I can't remember, something to do with investigating a mystery for the school paper or something.

http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=313

[Overcast]

I am Inspector Zenigata. Who shall be my Lupin?

[The SSB Intern]

I am Renee Montoya, lesbian extraordinaire!

[Kerensky287]

I am Renee Montoya, lesbian extraordinaire!

"You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Fifthfiend]

lesbian extraordinaire!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/ermm.png

[Osterbaum]

synk is a dude!?!?!!? whaaaaaaat

[PyrosNine]

I'm Herlock Sholmes, an IP protected nemesis of that Lupin guy.

[Osterbaum]

Actually, someone else can have Hercule Poirot. I call the greatest detective of all time: Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACSo5xk3dE).

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I gotta ask, what has this become?

[phil_]

I gotta ask, what has this become?If you were any sort of detective, you'd figure it out.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

If you were any sort of detective, you'd figure it out.

As previously stated, I'm Watson. I usually wait for Holmes to quit being a dick and tell me what's going on.

[RickZarber]

wait for Holmes to quit being a dick

Homles=Fifth

Welp. :P <3