The worst thing that could possibly happen...

[CelesJessa]

So, for the last few weeks, I have been constantly worrying about my new roommate. It's the first time I've ever roomed with someone I didn't know at all, and I was nervous.

Today, I finally moved in and met her. At first everything was cool. We awkwardly just discussed things. Out of nowhere, she asked what kinds of anime I liked, and, after being momentarily concerned that my dorkiness was THAT obvious (I don't have any posters or anything hanging up) we talked about anime a little. I thought this was a good thing, maybe me and my roommate would be able to be good friends.

And then... The worst thing happened.


She basically told me that she thinks that yaoi is gross.

Help me NPF! I feel lost and scared and cold inside. Like I'm living a lie.

[Kim]

Clearly you just need to truly introduce her to the wonders of yaoi and lead her down the path of BL.

[MuMu]

She just hates 2D and is totally ok with two dudes dicking each other, trust me.

[Solid Snake]

Wait.
That is the worst thing that could possibly happen to...
...I don't want to ask.
I don't want to ask.

[POS Industries]

Wait.
That is the worst thing that could possibly happen to...
...I don't want to ask.
I don't want to ask.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother...

CJ draws draws dudes kissin'.

[Loyal]

I'm quite certain we could come up with a better worst case scenario in our respective sleep.

[Bells]

You guys don't know dick...

HaHaaaa double entendre....

No, but, really, celes, Darling... you are focusing on the wrong thing. The problem is not that she SAID she doesn't Yaoi... the problem is that when she said that, she didn't also said she doesn't like Yuri...

Ask her Feelings about Sailor Moon and follow up with a question on her thoughts about Slashfiction ASAP!

Also, if she calls you Nee Chan, run the fuck away!

[Solid Snake]

I'm quite certain we could come up with a better worst case scenario in our respective sleep.

...Such as if our next President of the United States BANNED YAOI

...Given that the next President of the United States may well be Rick Perry, Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann I think this is surprisingly likely, actually

[synkr0nized]

hahah I thought this was building up to her doing something terrible.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

...Such as if our next President of the United States BANNED YAOI

...Given that the next President of the United States may well be Rick Perry, Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann I think this is surprisingly likely, actually

Don't.even.joke about that. It is a horror that haunts our nightmares.

[Fifthfiend]

Mods requesting thread tag change to [SERIOUS]

[Kim]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpblqk7kmU1qhqlcgo2_250.gif

[POS Industries]

Mods requesting thread tag change to [SERIOUS]
I took your suggestion under advisement and then, at the last moment, went with my gut on this one.

[Solid Snake]

Don't.even.joke about that. It is a horror that haunts our nightmares.

Man I think I just might compromise all of my progressive political values
Solely so that I can see CelesJessa wallow in despair the moment President Perry Bachmann Palin bans all yaoi

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Oh god! Now you can't enjoy yaoi together! Terrible.
Your best bet would be to mess with her subconscious and slowly introduce her to more yaoi forms of yaoi through the most complicated means possible. Like, splice random yaoi pictures into the movies and shows you watch on TV or something. It's probably not impossible.

Once she expresses her longing to look at two drawn dudes making out you know you've succeeded.

[Nique]

yaoi is like where two anime guys kiss but they are so delicate looking that I can imagine that at least one or more of them is a girl, right? Not so gross.

[Kim]

yaoi is like where two anime guys kiss but they are so delicate looking that I can imagine that at least one or more of them is a girl, right? Not so gross.

Depends.

http://i52.tinypic.com/2pqorvp.jpg

I wouldn't say either of these characters looks like a girl.

[CelesJessa]

At first I considered that it might be just a sly way to tell me she liked it. I mean, there was no reason for her to bring it up, so maybe she was waiting for me to be like OH BOY DUDES KISSING then she would come out of the closet, so to speak.

Mods requesting thread tag change to [SERIOUS]

I considered it, but I thought the topic itself was serious enough that tagging it as such would be superfluous.

Solely so that I can see CelesJessa wallow in despair the moment President Perry Bachmann Palin bans all yaoi

I will be the first in line to join the resistance.

[Kim]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqah4nBnHO1r0rx6yo1_500.png

[Nique]

I wouldn't say either of these characters looks like a girl.

If I squint real hard the one on the right has a little Olivier Armstrong thing going, just with a short haircut

[CelesJessa]

Noncon, this is a serious thread, I would appreciate it if you would treat it as such.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

So this is where we are now... huh?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9067/fb247ab873f07e6952a9317.png

[Kim]

Noncon, this is a serious thread, I would appreciate it if you would treat it as such.

I don't see no serious tag!

[CelesJessa]

It's right there.

[Kim]

TOO LATE!

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpv9gy6CBB1r1zilvo1_500.jpg

[Revising Ocelot]

As much of an internet cliche as it is, Facepalm. At this entire thread.

[Ryong]

Is this like when a bunch of people started going "Oh, btw, I'm a furry." out of nowhere? Like, if I go and say one thing I like suddenly ten people will show up and say they like it too and never said it because no one ever asked.

[Kim]

nope only yaoi

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp909wEfgq1qg3jruo4_400.gif

[Mr.Bookworm]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgd4wRPbg1qdrs99o4_250.gif

[The SSB Intern]

I knew what was going to happen in this thread, and yet I kept reading...

[Amake]

I suggest probing the ground with some regular live action man-on-man porn, to see if her aversion is based on homosexual sex or the animated nature of the medium.

[Bells]

I suggest probing the ground

No way this was not intentional...

Also, i just want to balance this stuff with something more beautiful

http://static.zerochan.net/full/44/22/236144.jpg

Because, you know, we can loose better stuff than Yaoi in this cruel cruel world

[Kim]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqlr8eSr61qg9upbo1_500.gif

[Amake]

Hey, I didn't mean to go there! "Probe" was simply the very first verb that entered my mind.

[Seil]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2376/1238036fz2.jpg

EDIT I HATE YOU IG WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME SEE?!?

[Marc v4.0]

uh...

[Dracorion]

One of these days, I'm going to be able to enter a thread Nonsie posted in and not instantly be assaulted by suicidal thoughts.

Actually, this goes for all of you. Jesus Christ.

[Kim]

Counterpoint:
http://i56.tinypic.com/xdcxh5.jpg

[shiney]

guro

edit: NonCon, put images that are potentially NSFW behind a swap tag please. If Meister throws a fit I will jail him.

[Bells]

I totally think CelesJessa should educate her roomate about Colors of Magic, Colors of Love.

[Azisien]

Why is anime porn always so sweaty, they just started doing it why are they already sweaty? Is it like a tropical place they're in? ALWAYS?

[Fifthfiend]

Why is anime porn always so sweaty, they just started doing it why are they already sweaty? Is it like a tropical place they're in? ALWAYS?

Japan IS supposed to be pretty humid, afaik

[MuMu]

Of all things wrong with anime porn you're complaining about sweat?

[synkr0nized]

"He's beating her and grinning about it and probably raping her, and wait they're siblings actually. Huh. But GODDAMN why are they so sweaty? That is bullshit."

[Krylo]

The Japanese LOVE their bodily fluids. It's not just the sweat.

[synkr0nized]

I was avoiding going there, but now here we are.
Knee deep.

[Azisien]

Well I suppose I could go into complete detail about all the things I've noticed wrong with anime porn, but who really wants that rant to exist? Sweat seemed the most relevant given the image posts in THIS thread. [and to a lesser extent, why are some of them also cats]

[Ecks]

NEW ROOMMATE DON'T DO THE ANIME HOMOLUST THING

I am secretly okay with this

That said, in total support of your plight, CJ, introduce her to very homoerotic things of a non-sexual nature first, and gradually work your way toward full on man-on-man contact sports.

I.e. gratuitous exposure to Full Metal Alchemist, and progress to more and more risque.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Exposure to Fullmetal Alchemist is never a bad idea, but not quite the best thing to stealthily get someone into Yaoi.

[Ecks]

Specifically the homoeroticism (Armstrong, etc.)

[Kim]

Shirtless dudes are not, in and of themselves, homoerotic. I don't find Armstrong the least homoerotic.

[Ecks]

Perhaps not then. I DID happen to hear of a doujinshi once where Ed and Roy were getting the freak on.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Perhaps not then. I DID happen to hear of a doujinshi once where Ed and Roy were getting the freak on.

If by "once" you mean "several dozen plus hundreds of pieces of fanfic and fanart" then yes.

[Bells]

This thread is lacking on CelesJessa now

[akaSM]

This thread scares me but...I keep coming back :ohdear:

[CelesJessa]

This thread is lacking on CelesJessa now

Don't worry. I am here.

I am always here.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19300000/Frollo-Jafar-disney-princess-19331118-716-339.jpg

[Krylo]

So in that picture you are Jafar and we are Frodo?

[akaSM]

*Image with Jafar doing...something*

So in that picture you are Jafar and we are Frodo?

I don't get that and...I don't think I want to...OK, fine, I do
I know I'm gonna regret this...

[Premmy]

frollo.

[Grimpond]

DAAAAAAAAAAARK FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE


HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA)

edit: by which I should say: Keep jafar in mind as he sings.

[Sithdarth]

Oh there is something much worse that could happen. The roommate could also be a rapid FMA fan but absolutely love Winry to the point of Cosplaying her at every opportunity. Then we might get some news story about a nerdy college student murdering her roommate with a giant wrench or something.

[Solid Snake]

I was trying so hard to resist...
...but then...
...but then I saw this picture...


http://static.zerochan.net/full/36/06/280336.jpg


IT'S SO ADORABLE I WANT TO WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT IT
NOW I KNOW EXACTLY HOW CELESJESSA FEELS

(Also, Synk: what are you doing kissing the spikey-haired dude?)

[TDK]

Wait.

Wait.


CJ is an art student, if I recall correctly, and goes to an art-y type school. So her roommate is also likely an art student.

I call shenanigans. All female art students are obsessed with yaoi. Everyone knows that.

[Mr.Bookworm]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7166/royxed370xr9py6dm3.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I call shenanigans. All female art students are obsessed with yaoi. Everyone knows that.

Truly one of the great constants of history

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/tumblr_kpjn5aSV6g1qz9qooo1_500.jpg

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria we already know, we've known since the day you were born.

Aizen meme aside, CJ not to add pressure or anything but if you don't fix this, the universe is going to die. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPN2yOup9E) The virgina earthquake was proof of this.

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/cj-1.png

[Magus]

Shirtless dudes are not, in and of themselves, homoerotic. I don't find Armstrong the least homoerotic.

Well lesse here:

1. Always tearing clothes off.
2. Always wanting to hug young boys after tearing clothes off.
3. Always crying when he's hugging these young boys.
3. Pink sparkles and roses fly everywhere when he does stuff, like hugging young boys.
5. A sensitive cultured artist whose main attack is to make giant spikes fly out of the ground and stab his foes.

[Sithdarth]

Ahem:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/Sithdarth/armstrong001.gif