Thanks, Fartbama.

[shiney]

Man I hate that I haven't gotten a raise in years, since the economy collapsed. THANKS FARTBAMA. WAY TO MAKE MY COMPANY BE INVOLVED IN CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS.

ITT you blame something that has any cause you want but then it's blatantly the president's fault.

[Fifthfiend]

Way to give me indigestion Obuttface

[BitVyper]

I woke up with a stiff neck. Way to go, Obamacare.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

The faulty German education system some idiots cling to ruined my life.
Fuck you Obama.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I woke up this morning. Our fascist president must stop enforcing his oppressive wake-up schedule on the populace and by populace I mean me.

[shiney]

Also I want an egg mcmuffin but McD's stops serving breakfast at 11. OBUMMSTER WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA

[Whomper]

Gay marriage? Now I'll never get a girl to like me. THANKS FOR NOTHING, DUMBAMA.

[Seil]

http://www.thestreetofschemes.com/wp-content/uploads/givesleazeachance.jpg

[Seil]

Mosquito bites are driving me crazy.

I hate you, Mr. Hussien.

[Mr.Bookworm]

not getting blown right now

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I stubbed my toe on my kitchen counter while making coffee this morning.

Thanks for nothing Bob Dop(l)e.

[Amake]

Sweden has elected a fascist liberal government. Thanks a lot Baraka.

[Osterbaum]

Fuck you Obama.

e: am i doin' it right?

[Loyal]

The cans of cat food at the grocery store cost 8 cents more than they did a month ago. What the hell, D'ohbama?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Obama buttfucked me all night long now my bumm hurts.
Thanks a lot obama!

[Flarecobra]

*Shakes fist at Obama* Damn you for not improving unemployment by funding unemployment programs!

[The SSB Intern]

Sometimes I lay awake at night and think about my parents having sex and I get very angry for some reason!

NOBAMA!

[Dracorion]

Thanks for letting this terrible thread happen, jerkbama.

[Satan's Onion]

I haven't had anything to eat today, I'm bored, and I have a difficult time navigating social interactions with others which means I have few friends and very little experience with dating. Nice going, Barack HuSUCKS OBUTTSEX!

[Aldurin]

Steam isn't capable of instantly downloading all games within 10 seconds.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH?

[Kerensky287]

My health card was cancelled because I put it through mail forwarding. There was no warning or fine print anywhere that said this would happen. Now I gotta go back to Ottawa and set it back up manually. THANKS, OBAMACARE!

And I bet Andrew Hussie would have more time to update Homestuck instead of going on hiatus if the ECONOMY WERE STABLE, I'M LOOKING AT YOU B-ROCK (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=004.jpg)

[Intern Nin]

Ugh I ate so many enchiladas... I think I'm gonna be sick. Why did you make me do that, Mr President? Do enjoy watching me vomit? Well, fuck you! Damn you to hell, Peesock O-lipbalm-a!

[Magus]

My computer is too shitty to play this game I bought for three bucks so I have to go over to my friend's and play it on his computer, maybe you should get your shit straight Assbama!

[Mondt]

I just payed $56 to be able to do homework for my physics class, separate from the text.

Thanks, ObamTURDPOOP.

[Bells]

http://i55.tinypic.com/21cfhvl.jpg

[akaSM]

My laptop died.

Thanks, Banana.

[CABAL49]

I haven't had a cigarette or coffee all day and I am going through serious withdraw. And there was an earthquake in my home.

Needs to be inpeached.

[Terex4]

Needs to be inpeached.
In peached?
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8536/jamesandthegiantpeacgra.th.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/32/jamesandthegiantpeacgra.jpg/)
Our schools are obviously failing! Thanks Dumbama

[Melfice]

Obama, I think you're doing okay.

Except for the part where you haven't fired the Republicans and Tea Party, and made America a better place.

So, yeah... get on that. Buttbama? Or something.

[CABAL49]

In peached?


That not right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNQ5gZVytk).

I'm pretty fuckin pissed.

[Satan's Onion]

I hate my toilet because it backs up really easily. It's gross and it's probably doing long-term damage to the floor structure. HOW'S THAT HOPEY-CHANGEY STUFF WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 'COS IT SURE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR ME :argh:

[McTahr]

That girl at the bar? Totally a dude. Maybe if we had true universal health care she'd at least be post-op!

Shanks, Blanka Hosanna.

[Malek]

Fuck you Obama.

e: am i doin' it right?

No you're not, and it's all Obama's fault.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Maaaan, what's even that guy's problem? Why does he have to fuck everything up so bad.

[shiney]

Had to come into work early. If we had better PTO practices I wouldn't be here right now. I'LL TAKE THE HOPE, YOU KEEP THE CHANGE

[Flarecobra]

Notice how he promised stuff that was intangable? PROOF HE CAN'T DO SHIT!

Congrats, Mr. Novelty President.

[Julford Hajime]

My alarm didn't go off at 6:00 like I swear I set it too, and I got a wake-up call at 7:30 saying I was supposed to be in to work at 7:00.

THANKS, OBAMA BIN DISAPPOINTAN'.

[pochercoaster]

It took me 8 whole months to get a visa to immigrate to the states. Why I wasn't allowed to just hop the border and assume all the rights of an American citizen, I don't know! Thanks Osama.

[Mr.Bookworm]

It took me 8 whole months to get a visa to immigrate to the states. Why I wasn't allowed to just hop the border and assume all the rights of an American citizen, I don't know! Thanks Osama.

Out of the nigh-infinite things you could have picked to showcase the myriad failings of President Assclown, you pick the one single thing that every American is in agreement on. That takes talent.

Also I just stubbed my toe

But the Prez managed to negotiate it up to cutting the toe off

[pochercoaster]

Out of the nigh-infinite things you could have picked to showcase the myriad failings of President Assclown, you pick the one single thing that every American is in agreement on. That takes talent.

Also I just stubbed my toe

But the Prez managed to negotiate it up to cutting the toe off

Actually yeah I don't know why I picked that topic. 8 months seems like a perfectly reasonable time to me, however unlike a large portion of immigrants I'm immigrating the easiest possible way while everyone else is basically screwed by bureaucracy.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Anthony Wiener's soon-to-be-ex-wife tweeted a picture of her junk at me. I feel sexually harassed.

Thanks a lot, D'ohBomba

[phil_]

"Don't be Afraid of the Dark" is going to have a crummy opening weekend thanks to the hurricane making a quarter of the States board up and hunker down, making it look like people only want more horror movies about teens getting ground into meat.

Thanks a lot, President Obamirene!

[Fifthfiend]

Thanks for reappointing a Bush holdover who helped fuck the economy into the ground in the first place to one (http://thinkprogress.org/yglesias/2011/08/26/305271/at-jackson-hole-bernanke-tells-the-nation-hell-deliver-high-unemployment-for-years/) of the most influential positions in government thereby enabling him to continue his vile, economically destructive and high-unemployment-ensuring policies, Obama.

[shiney]

Fifth's post was too serious and applicable, THANKS N0BAMA.

Also the vegetable bake my wife made last night resulted in furious unending gastric warfare, and everyone lost. ALSO OBAMA'S FAULT.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Fifth is Obama's fault too.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Fifth is Obama's fault too.

FTFY

[rpgdemon]

This thread ought to be about people in elevators who pass gas, then leave on the next floor.

"Fart Bomba'"

[Magus]

Thanks for reappointing a Bush holdover who helped fuck the economy into the ground in the first place to one (http://thinkprogress.org/yglesias/2011/08/26/305271/at-jackson-hole-bernanke-tells-the-nation-hell-deliver-high-unemployment-for-years/) of the most influential positions in government thereby enabling him to continue his vile, economically destructive and high-unemployment-ensuring policies, Obama.

So the Republicans should actually be singing his and Bernanke's praises instead of reviling them? Thanks, Obacolypse.

[phil_]

I just finished reading almost 300 pages of less-than-amazingly translated novels for a single page with my favorite character.

Thanks for letting the terrorists win, Obamotaro.