Invisible Assholes

[Mr.Bookworm]

Gentlemen, if you will examine the log, you will notice that it clearly states that there are currently six members browsing the forums. We'll leave the topic of who exactly the 62 non-members browsing NPF at this ungodly hour are for another day.

Currently Active Users: 68 (6 members and 62 guests)

Now, if you will examine the member list...

Mr.Bookworm, Hawk, Sifright, Smarty McBarrelpants

You will perhaps notice the four names on the list.

So, gentlemen, the question is, who are these invisible stalkers, roaming our boards?

They could be right behind us as we speak. They could be in this very thread. Rogue posters, they must be hunted down before they can anonymously post once again! They work against this union, subverting our mores, molesting our topics. They must be stopped.

I trust you will treat this threat with the utmost seriousness it requires.

Signed,

Mr.Bookworm, Esq.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I'm always visible. I have nothing to hide.

Those invisible assholes make me sick, I always have this feeling of being watched even though I'm just innocently doing my forum business.

We're all equals here, So I vote that visibility should be mandatory.
>:(

Also, I want the ability to permanently turn off graphical emoticons. In fact, that's a much more important matter.

[Sifright]

Mentlegen I suggest we setup a forum apartheid to stem the flow of disgusting invisibles no more will we put up with their dirty heathen ways.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Stop the hate guys. Invisibles are people too

[Melfice]

I choose to be invisible so that I can protect these forums from the shadows.

SO DON'T TELL ME TO BE VISIBLE BOOKWORM! I saved your life yesterday, and you didn't even know it.

[Sifright]

What makes a man turn invisible?

Lust for gold?
Power?

Or were you just born with a heart full of invisibility.

[Grimpond]

OR a wishing well thats been cursed by a babylonian tiamat coin!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Don't worry, we've got our best man woman whatever on it.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Dead_Cone.png

[Aldurin]

Stop the hate guys. Invisibles are people too

They don't look like people, so they are clearly not people.

[Flarecobra]

Where do you think the imaginary friends go to when bored?

[synkr0nized]

I don't quite get why anyone wants to come to a place where folks chat with each other to hide their presence in the process, but *shrug*.

[Melfice]

Actually, I'm not entirely sure why I changed that back when... guess I'll just change it back now anyway.

[Premmy]

Where do you think the imaginary friends go to when bored?

http://www.greenthinkers.org/blog/images/fostersbeer_photos.jpg

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Huh, I'm pretty sure I wasn't even on the site when this thread was being made. Guess that means I'm perma-visible. I AM THE ANATHEME TO INVISIBLENESS!

Also, ungodly hour? It was 11AM.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

My work computers are pretty much always on with a tab to NPF somewhere so I am also PERMAVISIBLE.

[Aldurin]

Wait, if the assholes are invisible, how does that work? Do they just have one giant buttcheek? And since it's a hole that means it's actually the presence of emptiness, which in itself is impossible to make invisible (since technically it already is).

[Krylo]

I didn't spend years in ninja college just to be visible.

[Magus]

Your text is actually slightly visible there, Krylo. Like the Predator.

Anyway, all our assholes are invisible--to ourselves. Unless you use a mirror to wipe yourself or something.

Chew on that for a moment.

[Oron]

What does it mean to be visible? What does it mean to be seen?

Wait, no, I'm visible. Guess I wasn't logged on earlier.

I tend not to care when I lurk.

[Seil]

I can see what you see not
Vision milky, then eyes rot
When you turn they eill be gone
Whispering their hiddin song
Then you see what can not be
Shadow moves where light should be
Out of darkness, out of mind
Cast down to the halls of the blind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1bsTHzpcSY)

EDIThttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/invisible_man.jpg

[Fenris]

Chew on that for a moment.

I'd really rather not.

[Archbio]

EDIT

Why is Chevy Chase giving me the finger?

[Seil]

I fixed it. Invisibly. Because the invisibles are not indivisible, indistinguishable, and inept.

(I don't know.)

[Melfice]

I can see what you see not
Vision milky, then eyes rot
When you turn they eill be gone
Whispering their hiddin song
Then you see what can not be
Shadow moves where light should be
Out of darkness, out of mind
Cast down to the halls of the blind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1bsTHzpcSY)

I'll raise you one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKdxd718WXg)

[Ecks]

At least they aren't invisible douchebags.

They... aren't... invisible douchebags... are they?

[Aldurin]

I think I know what's going on, NPF is a giant theater and we're the unwitting actors, all of these invisible people are actually observing us from behind the largest reflective surface in here. We are only able to sense their presence, but are unable to identify any further.

Which brings up the question, are we unknowingly being paid for this shit or are we slaves in a madhouse of the internet?

[Oron]

I think I know what's going on, NPF is a giant theater and we're the unwitting actors, all of these invisible people are actually observing us from behind the largest reflective surface in here. We are only able to sense their presence, but are unable to identify any further.

Which brings up the question, are we unknowingly being paid for this shit or are we slaves in a madhouse of the internet?

The money's on the other side of the reflective surface. You just can't see it.

[Revising Ocelot]

I stay logged out now when forum'ing, so I don't end up making stupid asshole posts. Like this one I'm typing out right now. It's that, or shiney bans me for 3 months.

[Magus]

I think I know what's going on, NPF is a giant theater and we're the unwitting actors, all of these invisible people are actually observing us from behind the largest reflective surface in here. We are only able to sense their presence, but are unable to identify any further.

Which brings up the question, are we unknowingly being paid for this shit or are we slaves in a madhouse of the internet?

All the world's a stage, Aldurin. And all the people merely players.

[phil_]

All the world's a stage, Aldurin. And all the people merely players.I never had a nurse take care of me, Magus.

[akaSM]

I never had a nurse take care of me, Magus.

I had one take care of me for around a week or so. Am I the main character? :3