Seil
09-22-2011, 04:52 PM
Dear sir and/or madam;
I understand that as a student, you will seek out a computer - whether for school work or
procrastination. However, there is some etiquette involved in the activity of using a public
computer. One point hints that you probably maybe shouldn't leave a sticky keyboard.
I don't know what you were doing, maybe you grabbed something from the cafeteria and
were licking your fingers. Maybe it was porn day and the fluid covering the left half of the
keyboard is something infinately more terrifying than I even dare to imagine. (Maybe I should
switch chairs, then.) Maybe you just came back from the bathroom. Any number of reasons a
re valid, under the provision that you, yourself, are the only one here.
You are not.
I've got fifteen minutes before I go home while I wait for the bus. I check my email,
look at bus schedules, and maybe have time left to read a few Bash quotes. I now
have to spend my time in the showers in the gym - which is located almost as far away
from the bus lane as possible - naked, crying silently, hoping that one day, my hands will be clean again.
If I was president of this academic institue, I would find a way to track instances where
people like you find something designed for public use, like a pay phone, or a bus seat,
or even a computer keyboard... and mark your territory. Whether you're drooling on it,
or peeing on it, or whatever you're doing, I would find a way to find you, and then I will
feed you to fiery electromagnetic destroyosaurs.
Go die in a fire,
Seil
I understand that as a student, you will seek out a computer - whether for school work or
procrastination. However, there is some etiquette involved in the activity of using a public
computer. One point hints that you probably maybe shouldn't leave a sticky keyboard.
I don't know what you were doing, maybe you grabbed something from the cafeteria and
were licking your fingers. Maybe it was porn day and the fluid covering the left half of the
keyboard is something infinately more terrifying than I even dare to imagine. (Maybe I should
switch chairs, then.) Maybe you just came back from the bathroom. Any number of reasons a
re valid, under the provision that you, yourself, are the only one here.
You are not.
I've got fifteen minutes before I go home while I wait for the bus. I check my email,
look at bus schedules, and maybe have time left to read a few Bash quotes. I now
have to spend my time in the showers in the gym - which is located almost as far away
from the bus lane as possible - naked, crying silently, hoping that one day, my hands will be clean again.
If I was president of this academic institue, I would find a way to track instances where
people like you find something designed for public use, like a pay phone, or a bus seat,
or even a computer keyboard... and mark your territory. Whether you're drooling on it,
or peeing on it, or whatever you're doing, I would find a way to find you, and then I will
feed you to fiery electromagnetic destroyosaurs.
Go die in a fire,
Seil