I Have The Hiccups. Dispense Upon Me Your Make-Shift Hiccup Cures

[Seil]

GLAH! *hup* BLAH!

[rpgdemon]

Spoonful of sugar.

[Krylo]

The only true cure is death.

[Seil]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH[hup]HHHHHHHHHHHHI hate you hicups.

[Arcanum]

Hold your breath until the hiccups stop.

...So basically what Krylo said.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Look in the mirror.

[Azisien]

There's two methods of attack, and both work 100% if you aren't weak.

1) Attack the physical. Hiccups manifest as a result of the diaphragm spasming. Clench that diaphragm! Claim somatic control!

2) Attack the mental. I don't really know what the jist of the mental loop for them is, but suffice to say, if you think of something else entirely, you will stop hiccuping.

[Grimpond]

read the killing joke.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Chug liquid of some sort.

That either will cure it or provide some hilarious entertainment for those around you.

[Seil]

Chug liquid of some sort.

That either will cure it or provide some hilarious entertainment for those around you.

I'm already drunk.

[Aldurin]

The only true cure is death.

Men actually get a second option, NEUTERING!

Ok, not really. Smash your head into a table until the room goes dark, when you wake up you won't have hiccups.

[Sifright]

alternatively bash your chest like a mountain gorilla but closer to your diaphragm!

[Doc ock rokc]

Gargle water. Worst case sinario you hic up while doing it get a bit of water going down the wrong pipe and cough...but even that should remove the hiccup

[Mr.Bookworm]

I'm already drunk.

Obviously not enough.

[synkr0nized]

Exactly.

I don't quite recall the end of tonight, but I do know hiccups had no place in it. So it works.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Drink lots of water very quickly. Works every time.

[Revising Ocelot]

http://i.imgur.com/ixGdx.jpg

[Nikose Tyris]

Ready yourself, and headbutt something solid as hard as you can. This is a guaranteed fix.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Tactical yak.

[Verifiedz]

stick your finger down your throat and make yourself barf.

[Token]

Stop hiccuping.

[Melfice]

Tactical yak.

I know I should know better, but... explanation?

It sounds horrible and intriguing.

[Pip Boy]

When I was a kid, my dad would always cure my hiccups by holding a knife to my throat and telling me that hiccuping one more time would make my throat cut itself on the knife and I'd die.

Years later I found out he had been using the back side of the knife, but still, its an effective cure.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I know I should know better, but... explanation?

It sounds horrible and intriguing.

pretty much what Veri said. Do it real tactical like though.

[Magus]

When I was a kid, my dad would always cure my hiccups by holding a knife to my throat and telling me that hiccuping one more time would make my throat cut itself on the knife and I'd die.

Years later I found out he had been using the back side of the knife, but still, its an effective cure.

My father just threw me down and smothered me with a pillow until I stopped breathing, then resuscitated me. This is called "resetting".

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Also known as manslaughter.

[Magus]

Also known as manslaughter.

Potayto, potahto.

[Melfice]

pretty much what Veri said. Do it real tactical like though.

Ah.
See, knowing you occasionally say batshit insane stuff, my mind immediately went to the animal kind of yak.

My bad.

[Meister]

First time in my life I've ever really wanted to post a screamer.

[Seil]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215509495_kRYM8-L-2.jpg