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Fifthfiend
10-10-2011, 05:25 PM
When I see that Betty Elms has posted in a thread I am like man I am totally gonna read a post making intelligent observations in a clear and/or amusing manner.

Betty you are to all appearances so far a first rate lady and/or gentleman, I wish you a long and successful posting career here on this forum also please do not turn out to be a troll or a crazy person or someone's smurf account or something.
Kim
10-10-2011, 05:28 PM
Oh yeah, I was going to say. When I first saw some new member making posts in serious discussions I was like, "Man, I don't wanna read this. It'll just be someone telling us how we're a bunch of hippy commie LIEberals and how global warming is all about foreing whores," and then I actually read your posts and I was all, "Oh, wow. This person is pretty aces."
Magus
10-10-2011, 05:29 PM
I dunno, have they posted a thread while drunk yet? Wasn't that a requirement for full membership?
Professor Smarmiarty
10-10-2011, 05:30 PM
Agreed. And I never agree with Fifth and Liz.
As for drunk posting- it is awful and never leads anyway good- I submit as evidence all 8,262 of my previous posts.
Marc v4.0
10-10-2011, 05:32 PM
I also wish you good tidings and express pleased emotions over your posting.

I will also be the first to say that I hope you brought a helmet, sometimes we like to play hardball.
Sifright
10-10-2011, 06:05 PM
I totally repped one of his/her posts for being awesome.
Betty Elms
10-10-2011, 07:12 PM
nah her posts are garbage

she seems like a total bitch
Mr.Bookworm
10-10-2011, 07:28 PM
Shit she knows the code
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
10-10-2011, 07:33 PM
Having never seen a Betty Elms post I thought this thread was sarcastic.
Magus
10-10-2011, 07:33 PM
Shit she knows the code

She has perhaps studied us for long from afar, meticulously detailing our everyday behavior, so as to seamlessly assimilate herself into our internet society, like a cyber anthropologist.

So sad. So very, very sad that she would waste her time on us.
Marc v4.0
10-10-2011, 07:45 PM
She has perhaps studied us for long from afar, meticulously detailing our everyday behavior, so as to seamlessly assimilate herself into our internet society, like a cyber anthropologist.

So sad. So very, very sad that she would waste her time on us.

We shall teach her of this human emotion we call "love"
Mr.Bookworm
10-10-2011, 08:14 PM
We shall teach her of this human emotion we call "love"

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/src/130981410376.gif
POS Industries
10-10-2011, 08:55 PM
We shall teach her of this human emotion we call "love"
I know we call it "love" but what is it we're actually doing here?
Bard The 5th LW
10-10-2011, 09:00 PM
love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQgKk3g7Uo)
Marc v4.0
10-10-2011, 09:07 PM
I know we call it "love" but what is it we're actually doing here?

ARRGHH! THE DICKS! SHOT RIGHT IN MY FACE! THE SLAPPING! THE PAIN! THE AWKWARD EXCITEMENT!

^
POS Industries
10-10-2011, 09:09 PM
Bard's post is clearly the soundtrack to Marc's.
Doc ock rokc
10-10-2011, 09:18 PM
We shall teach her of this human emotion we call "love"

I'm still waiting for my share
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/167/100/tumblr_loal57yTbj1qbnd1c.gif?1314413720
Solid Snake
10-10-2011, 09:24 PM
ITT: Nearly every man on NPF confirms that they are, in fact, socially awkward outcasts in a desperate attempt to win the admiration of a poster named 'Betty'

Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'
Krylo
10-10-2011, 09:25 PM
First post woulda been the same. Everything after that? I dunno.

Edit: Second page on at a least.
MuMu
10-10-2011, 09:27 PM
ITT: Nearly every man on NPF confirms that they are, in fact, socially awkward outcasts in a desperate attempt to win the admiration of a poster named 'Betty'

Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'

Somebody is jealous :rolleyes:
Solid Snake
10-10-2011, 09:29 PM
First post woulda been the same. Everything after that? I dunno.

Edit: Second page on at a least.

Psh
I don't remember anyone creating a "Solid Snake you are an intelligent rad poster who makes great posts thanks for joining NPF" topic after I joined NPF
Fifth might have felt otherwise if my name was "Meryl Silverburgh"

(Also if you're taking my posts seriously in any whatsoever please take a deep breath, stop for a moment, and reflect. This is a Snake Joke Post. I know they are apparently hard to identify for some indescribable reason.)


EDIT: Damn straight MuMu!
You'd all fucking adore me if only I was smart enough to have pretended to be a woman.
Betty Elms
10-10-2011, 09:29 PM
ITT: Nearly every man on NPF confirms that they are, in fact, socially awkward outcasts in a desperate attempt to win the admiration of a poster named 'Betty'

Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'

I'm a big Mulholland Drive fan.
Aldurin
10-10-2011, 09:31 PM
Wait, there's a new person here? Where was the generic introductory thread?
Loyal
10-10-2011, 09:34 PM
Wait, there's a new person here? Where was the generic introductory thread?

Believe it or not this one actually used the introduction thread that already exists.
Marc v4.0
10-10-2011, 09:40 PM
I was actually making a Bones joke playing off the anthropology thing.

Dicks would have come into the topic quickly either way.
Magus
10-10-2011, 09:41 PM
I'm a big Mulholland Drive fan.

I misread this as "a big Mulholland FALLS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulholland_Falls) fan" and I for a moment was like "man screw what Snake is saying I am actually going to try to win the heart of this person now because anyone who's a big fan of obscure detective noir films starring Nick Nolte is a person I wanna spend the rest of my life with."

But now our love has died in the womb, alas.
Fifthfiend
10-10-2011, 10:48 PM
Believe it or not this one actually used the introduction thread that already exists.

Further evidence of applied postonomics.


I don't remember anyone creating a "Solid Snake you are an intelligent rad poster who makes great posts thanks for joining NPF" topic after I joined NPF


It was literally the work of years to verbally abuse you into becoming a bearably worthwhile human being.

Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40144

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40683

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36727

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36281

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40007

That last link isn't there to prove anything it's just there because that thread title is fantastic.
Solid Snake
10-10-2011, 10:52 PM
It was literally the work of years to verbally abuse you into becoming a bearably worthwhile human being.

...I don't want to know what this means, do I?
But srsly I was an awesome poster even back when I had inappropriately conservative beliefs
Aerozord
10-10-2011, 10:56 PM
Having never seen a Betty Elms post I thought this thread was sarcastic.

I have seen her post and still thought this. I mean its Fifth making a thread about someone. So my first thought was, what the hell did she do wrong while I was away
Fifthfiend
10-10-2011, 11:01 PM
I have seen her post and still thought this. I mean its Fifth making a thread about someone. So my first thought was, what the hell did she do wrong while I was away

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40144

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40683

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36727

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36281

I am a totally friendly guy.
Marc v4.0
10-10-2011, 11:04 PM
...I don't want to know what this means, do I?

How..do you not already understand that?
Solid Snake
10-10-2011, 11:12 PM
I am a totally friendly guy.

BUT NOT TO SNAKE, APPARENTLY

NEVER TO SNAKE
Mr.Bookworm
10-10-2011, 11:18 PM
Because fuck that guy.
Aerozord
10-11-2011, 12:11 AM
I am a totally friendly guy.

wait that wasn't you being sarcastic :wtf: nooo my world view
Kim
10-11-2011, 12:19 AM
I knew Fifth wasn't being sarcastic. Do you guys actually think Fifth would make a thread just to be a dick to someone?
Pip Boy
10-11-2011, 12:22 AM
Your sarcasm about fifth's habits of sarcasm doesn't really make a strong case against sarcasm.
Magus
10-11-2011, 12:25 AM
BUT NOT TO SNAKE, APPARENTLY

NEVER TO SNAKE

He is forever the Revolver Ocelot to your Solid Snake. The tension between you is pretty similar.

Oddly enough, the sexual tension between you is also pretty similar.
Kim
10-11-2011, 12:25 AM
I'm not being sarcastic either. :(
BitVyper
10-11-2011, 12:26 AM
I am a totally friendly guy.

I'm not sure how anyone manages to not get this.
Magus
10-11-2011, 12:26 AM
I'm not being sarcastic either. :(

WILL NO ONE DELIVER THE REQUISITE AMOUNT OF SNARK THIS THREAD NEEDS?!
Premmy
10-11-2011, 12:42 AM
I would but you guys wouldn't get it.
Aerozord
10-11-2011, 12:43 AM
WILL NO ONE DELIVER THE REQUISITE AMOUNT OF SNARK THIS THREAD NEEDS?!

snark and sarcasm are not the same thing
Thadius
10-11-2011, 12:50 AM
Please. Sarcasm is so last week. These days it's about schadenfreude.

Anyways, I wanna say I have high hopes for Betty Elms. That is, if said user can withstand the chaos of this place.

Like me!
Pip Boy
10-11-2011, 01:07 AM
We should make her a mod and just see what happens.
POS Industries
10-11-2011, 01:26 AM
We should make her a mod and just see what happens.
She can have my job.
Premmy
10-11-2011, 01:42 AM
no, see we want her to make GOOD posts.
Aerozord
10-11-2011, 01:46 AM
no, see we want her to make GOOD posts.

This is NPF, its not really a matter of good or bad, as much as degrees of offensive
Professor Smarmiarty
10-11-2011, 01:47 AM
ITT: Nearly every man on NPF confirms that they are, in fact, socially awkward outcasts in a desperate attempt to win the admiration of a poster named 'Betty'

Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'

I'm a girl and nobody loves me :(.

Also you should open a cinema because you a master of projection. OHHHHHHHHHH sick BURN.
POS Industries
10-11-2011, 02:00 AM
no, see we want her to make GOOD posts.
:(
Nique
10-11-2011, 02:26 AM
BUT NOT TO SNAKE, APPARENTLY

NEVER TO SNAKE

I thought this (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1134808#post1134808) was a pretty good one.
Thadius
10-11-2011, 02:28 AM
This is NPF, its not really a matter of good or bad, as much as degrees of offensive

:(

To be fair.

If we wanted her to make good posts.

We wouldn't encourage her to stay.

It only gets worse from here on in.
Archbio
10-11-2011, 02:31 AM
She said this thread was in trouble.

I misread this as "a big Mulholland FALLS fan" and I for a moment was like "man screw what Snake is saying I am actually going to try to win the heart of this person now because anyone who's a big fan of obscure detective noir films starring Nick Nolte is a person I wanna spend the rest of my life with."

But now our love has died in the womb, alas.

Something bad is happening. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4pMjAtdmO0)
Osterbaum
10-11-2011, 05:18 AM
Who the fuck is Betty Elms?!

e: who the fuck are all of you people!?
Professor Smarmiarty
10-11-2011, 07:05 AM
You remember me though Ost? Right? Right?
CABAL49
10-11-2011, 08:32 AM
To be perfectly honest, have no idea who posts what. I never even really read what anyone says. I don't even know what this thread is about.
akaSM
10-11-2011, 08:42 AM
We should make her a mod and just see what happens.

Everyone can become a mod. I would be one now , I just haven't discovered a way to mess with the RNG.

I remember Fifth made a mod of some random new guy so, it could happen again.
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
10-11-2011, 09:45 AM
We should just have one day where everyone gets made a mod, all at once, just to see what happens. I mean it can't be worse than what we have right now.
Flarecobra
10-11-2011, 10:37 AM
I am a totally friendly guy.

Who let Fifthfriend back in here?
synkr0nized
10-11-2011, 11:12 AM
We should just have one day where everyone gets made a mod, all at once, just to see what happens. I mean it can't be worse than what we have right now.

I don't want to have to deal with whatever mess you guys make of the forum threads and posts.



Congrats, Betty Elms, on the fastest rise to being praised I have seen for a new user on a forum, like, ever.
Ecks
10-11-2011, 12:41 PM
Yeah. One could almost say it was... engineered.

...I'm blaming fifth. Yes, that is the default response. It is fifthfiend's fault. Always. Fifthfiend.

That never stopped being a thing that was true or anything.
Professor Smarmiarty
10-11-2011, 12:41 PM
Betty Elms is a Fifthghost. Calling it now
BitVyper
10-11-2011, 01:07 PM
I'm a girl and nobody loves me :(

You're damaged goods.

Congrats, Betty Elms, on the fastest rise to being praised I have seen for a new user on a forum, like, ever.

In fairness, Betty Elms' been making some pretty solid posts. Pretty much exactly the sort of posting we like to encourage.
Geminex
10-11-2011, 01:25 PM
I just wanna say, I liked Betty Elms before it was cool.
Osterbaum
10-11-2011, 01:37 PM
Betty Elms is the beezneez or whatevs I guess.

You remember me though Ost? Right? Right?
I vaguely remember nothing.
Gregness
10-11-2011, 01:48 PM
Man, my first post was giving you all internet links to Baccano! and I barely got a high five and this chick gets a full thread?

OH, THE INJUSTICE! THE HUMILIATION!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4223625/Forum%20Links/First%20World%20Problems.jpg

Betty Elms is a Fifthghost. Calling it now

Also this.