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[Amake]

Hypothesis: Soft things are great. Girls, pillows, soft drinks, soft music, being soft on crime; I dare you to find any item or activity that isn't improved by making it softer.

We have soft motion martial arts, like tai chi. That shit just fascinates me. You take your average punch and make it softer, slower, more controlled, involving your whole body in a harmonic rotating movement, and it has basically the same effect with less force.

And the soft sciences, where they don't pretend to discover ultimate truths of the world as it is and get all worked up even though today's truth is superseded the next week; but rather a slow, careful process of genuine enlightenment by studying the immaterial values which define the world we live in.

Also, hands up everyone who's read A Softer World.

This has been a post written entirely around making a punny thread title.

[CABAL49]

Boob.

[Token]

Nothin' soft going on down here, ladies.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I dare you to find any item or activity that isn't improved by making it softer.



Porn.

[Amake]

Nothin' soft going on down here, ladies.
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[Flarecobra]

Anvils don't work well when soft. Swords don't work as intended softer. Engines don't work as well softer.

[Amake]

don't forget flexible Chinese swords. They have all kinds of fun applications that rigid swords don't. And a more generic Japanese saying, "there's no strength in a sword which lacks softness".

And one could make the case living bodies as soft engines work very well, at least from a structural standpoint. They can maintain partial function even with a lot of damaged parts, they repair themselves using normal biofuel and can even grow stronger. In one word, resilient.

Of course I just put forth the argument to trick people into thinking of penises. But then, people showed surprising unpredictability. So everyone wins. Except Token.

[Seil]

I think of it in terms of good or bad. For instance, I'm often in want of a good drink or a bad girl.

[Satan's Onion]

I think of it in terms of good or bad. For instance, I'm often in want of a good drink or a bad girl.

My inner feminist wanted to chime in with "it's not 'bad' in itself to just want an evening of sex, it's just that our cultural notions of goodness and badness with respect to sex are kind of fucked up," but then I remembered that this theoretical girl would be having sex with someone who regularly posts here.

Nothin' soft going on down here, ladies.

And yet you'll be the only one who knows it, if you can't at least try to master a...soft touch :cool: .

[Nique]

but then I remembered that this theoretical girl would be having sex with someone who regularly posts here.

Damn. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UdXbMyo1rU#t=0m8s)

[Fifthfiend]

Soft like the pillow I want to use to smother the last breath of life out of this thread.

[Revising Ocelot]

Soft like the pillow I want to use to smother the last breath of life out of this thread.

Someone's jealous.


...not just myself, either.

[Premmy]

Also, Drinks
(http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40863)

[Hatake Kakashi]

Tacos. Definitely tacos.

[Magus]

Tacos. Definitely tacos.

I actually like the ones that have a soft shell wrapped around a hard shell.

Does this make me...bi-taco-al?

[pochercoaster]

Hypothesis: Soft things are great. Girls, pillows, soft drinks, soft music, being soft on crime; I dare you to find any item or activity that isn't improved by making it softer.
Penis + sex?

[Doc ock rokc]

Penis + sex?

We already killed that joke about two or three posts in. And the dead horses starting to swell.

[Darth SS]

And the dead horses starting to swell.

Like a penis.


What else is good soft...um...kittens. Puppies. Mostly those two.

OOOH and stuffing. There's is nothing worse than burning your stuffing. It can ruin thanksgiving.

[Doc ock rokc]

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What else is good soft...um...kittens. Puppies. Mostly those two.

OOOH and stuffing. There's is nothing worse than burning your stuffing. It can ruin thanksgiving.
I find a nice warm soft Cinnamon roll to be one of the best things in life.

[Ecks]

Crackers.

That is really all that needs to be said on the subject.

[Seil]

I find a nice warm soft Cinnamon roll to be one of the best things in life.

Really? I just crush my enemies and hear the lamentation of the women.

[Amake]

Crackers.

That is really all that needs to be said on the subject. Crackers? When you can have delicious, moist cake?

[Krylo]

Cake doesn't go as good with soup.

[Archbio]

Sponge cake can soak up a good deal of soup, actually.

[Krylo]

Yeah, but it doesn't taste very good.