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Kim
10-21-2011, 03:11 PM
The Second Coming
Here's a short segment from my book, the part where I interpreted the seven seals from Revelations (page 663 of my book). Enjoy!

The Harry Potter series represent the seven seals of Revelations, the very thing that Jesus has come to present to this world. They all match up perfectly too. In the text it says that when the Christ comes everybody around the world will see, and they have. However, it wasn't from the sky like many people assume, but I guess explaining the concept of film to somebody thousands of years ago wouldn't have came easy, which is why so many of the symbols have been taken completely literally. Obviously it was hard for John to interpret these visions, but I was still able to connect the dots. The horses represent the creatures that were present in the books, John couldn’t describe some of J.K Rowlings mythical creatures at that time because they had not yet existed. If something isn't already present in our subconcious it's really hard to channel information like he was so he just interpreted whatever symbol was the closest to these creatures because that's what was being projected in his mind. The first seal included a white horse, and also a bow whose rider went off to conqor. It reminds me of Harry Potter's first year when He went into the forbidden forest. There He saw a hurt unicorn, a white one, and had been hurt by a creature, which was actually Voldemort. If I remember correctly, a centar with a boe ran up and saved Him and Hagrid from him, but the darkness was still out there searching for Him. During this time Voldemort had been occupying space under Professor Quirell’s turban, that's the symbol that resembles the crown that is recorded in the prophecies. The second creature is the Basilisk that was, “to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another”. That's what started to turn everybody against eachother, nobody knew who opened the chamber, but one by one the muggles and other students were being petrified. In the same seal, in chapter six of Revelations, a sword appeared that Jesus used to defend himself, which was actually the sword of Gryffindor that Harry pulled out of the sorting hat. The third seal, the one with the black creature, could either represent Buckbeak, Hagrid’s hippogriff, or the black dementors that kept harming Harry. In the same seal, Hermione held a time-tuner in her hand, which resembled a “pair of balances”, but the text says "he" instead of "she", and that's because during that time they associated more with the masculine, so the interpreter assumed it to be a man. The fourth seal was said to bring death, just like the Tri-Wizard Tournament that took place during Harry’s first year at Hogwarts where Cedric died. Then, in the fifth seal there was "a great soul harvest", and Harry Potter lost many people that he loved. He saw, “Under the alter the souls of them that were slain for the word of God”, which was an arch that Harry saw at the ministry of magic. He could see and hear the souls on the other side, those that stood up against darkness to defend what was right. All of the people in Dumbledor’s Army that went with were told to rest after that because they had just witnessed the comeback of Lord Voldemort. During this time the earth has been experiencing a lot of changes, things like earthquakes, hurricanes, and signs of the end-- all happening as these movies are coming out! By the time the sixth seal is opened many disasters have taken place, on earth as well as in the movies. The sky became totally dark when the Dementors came for Harry, but it's not going to happen again in real life because the symbolism being described was inside the seals, which Daniel Radcliffe was qualified to open. The last seal, the seventh one, is said to be divided into two sections, just like the seventh Harry Potter movie. This brought a “silence in heaven about the space of half an hour”, which is actually half a year for us, something that God explains in the Lost Books of Eden. During this time an earthquake will take place [Japan], and angels in heaven will gradually be waking people up to prepare for the final judgement.

Many people are said to be denying Jesus during this time, but what they’re actually doing is denying the new Jesus, the wizard Jesus. Many people are under the impression that reading Harry Potter is going against God, and that’s why people are said to be running from God at the end of chapter six. They are running against the new steps that God has been actually implying that we should all take. That is exactly what fundamental thinkers have been doing, and also why the church has been condemened throughout the entire Book of Revelations for not making these realizations, claiming to know God and Jesus, but still having no idea of who He is when He is right infront of their eyes. Even though they may be aware of the events, they’re not embracing this new age, or the new face of God for that matter.

** The reason Jesus says not to believe anybody that comes in His name is b/c He is not going to come in His name; I am going to announce Him. Whether or not this is the perception of Christ that people have created, the prophecies speak for themselves. I'm not a deluded fan, just very knowledgeable. In fact, I didn't know anything about Dan until my Father told me who He was, and after doing a little research into His character, I found out that it matched up perfectly with mine. We're close in age, we're both very ambitious (the sign of an evolved soul), we both went through punk stages at the same, both Sex Pistol fans, and we relate more to older people than to our own peers because we're both much more philosophical in thought. The reason His arm is double jointed is because he spent three days hanging on a cross in a past life, just like my hips hurt from all my labor pains. He's made comments about Harry Potter being like Jesus, but He's to humble of a person to ever believe it. Thinking highly of Himself isn't in His character, and besides, He has already done His part; It's no longer the age of the fish. It's up to the Evening Star this time, the Water Bearer to lead this world into the new age, which is exactly why my Father has called upon me :)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4oBuD3O0SUU/Tl_He5UxecI/AAAAAAAAAFM/YoUcr9mH78Q/s320/334293740.jpg

Whelp, I'm convinced. (http://www.skymaitreya.com/2011/09/second-coming.html)

Arcanum
10-21-2011, 03:40 PM
I have a feeling this thread is going to take some flak from the "no religious discussion" rule, but until that happens; Praise be to the Wizard Jesus.

Geminex
10-21-2011, 03:41 PM
What a cunt.

Edit:
Also, yes. Hail wizard jesus and his mystical wand of martyrdom.

Kim
10-21-2011, 03:43 PM
I have a feeling this thread is going to take some flak from the "no religious discussion" rule, but until that happens

This is no religious discussion. There is only the bright and glorious truth.

Meister
10-21-2011, 04:17 PM
Plus there hasn't been a flat "no religious discussion" rule probably almost for longer than there has been.

Token
10-21-2011, 04:34 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbdh7nYZp1qiybot.gif

Was there ever any doubt that this man was our lord and savior?

Pip Boy
10-21-2011, 04:37 PM
Im intrigued by these startling new teachings, Seil. Please, tell us more. How does Harry Christ feel about psychedelic drugs and polygamy?

TDK
10-21-2011, 04:49 PM
Im intrigued by these startling new teachings, Seil. Please, tell us more. How does Harry Christ feel about psychedelic drugs and polygamy?

He's a WIZARD. Psychedelic drugs and polygamy is all they do!

Pip Boy
10-21-2011, 04:50 PM
Deal. Count me converted. All hail Harry Potter and his mighty prophet Seil.

Magus
10-21-2011, 04:59 PM
That interpretation is pretty deep. And convoluted.

I'm pretty sure he's a straight-up Christ analogy just because he's 1. a messianic figure for the wizard community, 2. has a special destiny to defeat the Evil One and 3. gets resurrected once (or twice?)

Bard The 5th LW
10-21-2011, 06:24 PM
I thought Harry was always a messianic figure, like just blatantly so. No deep and hidden symbolism at all, its just there for everyone to see.

Kerensky287
10-21-2011, 06:40 PM
All hail Harry Potter and his mighty prophet Seil.

Why does Seil get to be a prophet? He hasn't even posted in this thread.


Regarding Potterism: Do I have to pay to get in? If not, sign me the fuck up.

The good news for some people here is that the Church of Potter not only supports homosexuality, but (if the thousands upon thousands of pages of "amateur scripture" on fanfiction.net are any indication) actively encourages it.

I might have to skip out on that particular aspect, but it would give me some hipster glee to be part of such a forward-thinking movement.

Ecks
10-21-2011, 09:19 PM
Have you guys heard the stories? People have been proclaiming that our wizard and savior dies at the end. BLASPHEMY! Let the streets flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!

Token
10-21-2011, 09:26 PM
Have you guys heard the stories? People have been proclaiming that our wizard and savior dies at the end. BLASPHEMY! Let the streets flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!

But that's bullshit. Harry himself said it best:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsq869Trxr1r2qqodo1_500.gif

Magus
10-21-2011, 10:29 PM
Have you guys heard the stories? People have been proclaiming that our wizard and savior dies at the end. BLASPHEMY! Let the streets flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!

Clearly our savior could not be killed by mortal hands! It was simply an illusion sent by his father to make Voldemort THINK he had died!

All who say elsewise...MUST CONVERT OR PERISH.

Sky Warrior Bob
10-22-2011, 09:54 AM
If a splinter pseudo religion starts to praise the exploits of the true wizard Harry...

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden

Let me know.

SWB

Pip Boy
10-22-2011, 01:01 PM
Bob, do you think this is some kind of messed up cult or something? Take that heresy elsewhere!