A Sensitive Question Regarding Orgasms Derived From Victuals

[Magus]

Have you, at any point in time, achieved orgasm or intense sexual pleasure from eating a York Peppermint Pattie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzcxM6u7ey0)?

Keep in mind this question is for science, so answer frankly.

[Melfice]

I may have, at some point, eaten something while getting an orgasm (HEYO!), but I've never gotten an orgasm from eating something.

[Marc v4.0]

All signs point to Yes

[Bard The 5th LW]

There is a distinct possibility that the answer to your question is yes.

[Darth SS]

I have never had a York Peppermint Patty, but your suggestion that they cause orgasms is encouraging me to eat one right now. I will return shortly, possibly with a skip in my step.

[rpgdemon]

I uh, don't think York Peppermint Patties are that good.

[Thadius]

York peppermint patties don't do it for me.

Toss a lot of them in a blender with some chocolate ice cream and other confidential sources of chocolate, and then you'll get a milkshake to shake you to your very core.

I drank it once and never again. It was too good to drink on a regular basis.

[walkertexasdruid]

Reese Cups do it for me. Oooooooh yeah!

[Nique]

Keep in mind this question is for science, so answer frankly.

Magus, force feeding yourself mint-chocolates may seem comforting now but is more likely to inhibit your chances of someday knowing the sweet touch of intimacy with another person.

[Magus]

Magus, force feeding yourself mint-chocolates may seem comforting now but is more likely to inhibit your chances of someday knowing the sweet touch of intimacy with another person.

Actually I just found my future soulmate:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3636/41674529272531f5ac12.jpg

[Bells]

York peppermint patties don't do it for me.

Toss a lot of them in a blender with some chocolate ice cream and other confidential sources of chocolate, and then you'll get a milkshake to shake you to your very core.

I drank it once and never again. It was too good to drink on a regular basis.

Also Explosive Diabetes!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

York peppermint patties don't do it for me.

Toss a lot of them in a blender with some chocolate ice cream and other confidential sources of chocolate, and then you'll get a milkshake to shake you to your very core.

I drank it once and never again. It was too good to drink on a regular basis.

You better not be holding out on me again; I'm sure I'd remember having something THAT good.

[Magus]

Also Explosive Diabetes!

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/7315/loveorhighbloodpressure.jpg (http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=152)

http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=152

[Betty Elms]

Normally? No. But I baked some into chocolate cookies once and it was pretty much exactly like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x-3r5fjIr4&hd=1) but in my pants.

[Thadius]

You better not be holding out on me again; I'm sure I'd remember having something THAT good.

Nah, I made it better for you. Maybe too good. The drink altered your memories so that you wouldn't know what you drank, so that you COULDN'T order more of it.

It was probably for the best.

[Loyal]

By which he means, he's totally holding out on you.

I uh, don't think York Peppermint Patties are that good.OUT!

[walkertexasdruid]

When Reese Cups are not available, peppermint patties work.

[Darth SS]

I have obtained the peppermint patty. It was consumed with vigor and enthusiasm, whilst I was in a good mood. I regret to inform the citizens of NPF that it did not twix my nethers. There was no sudden rush, there was no reddening of the cheeks and there was no fleeting moment of euphoria. It was tasty, sure, but after it had been built up in such a fashion I could not help but feel incredibly disappointed.

Experiment failed, Magus. Experiment failed.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Come back after trying Thad's suggestion and report on that.

[Pip Boy]

For those attempting Thad's recipe, the secret ingredients are viagra and cocaine.

[Magus]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/382/38851670455dd5e058d8.jpg


Experiment failed, Magus. Experiment failed.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3776/brokenheartbrokenpattie.gif

Broken hearts
Broken dreams
Broken patties

[Darth SS]

For those attempting Thad's recipe, the secret ingredients are viagra and cocaine.

But then I'd be walking around pumped up and aroused, but also completely without the ability to focus on anything for more than 5 minutes. You see how this would be a problem, right?

[Magus]

But then I'd be walking around pumped up and aroused, but also completely without the ability to focus on anything for more than 5 minutes. You see how this would be a problem, right?

I think that's what they call "spreading the love".

[walkertexasdruid]

I have a sudden urge by some York Peppermint Patties, and I feel strangely excited about it...........

[Magus]

NEW QUESTION: Theater-sized box of Junior Mints--acceptable replacement for a York Peppermint Pattie?!

[Aldurin]

No, you don't get the same "texture". And you don't want Ms. York to catch you cheating on her.

[rpgdemon]

NEW QUESTION: Theater-sized box of Junior Mints--acceptable replacement for a York Peppermint Pattie?!

A vastly superior option.

[Seil]

"Orgasm? So that's what they're filled with!" or "The only patties I love are made of meat."

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/0000053577.jpg

[Magus]

"Orgasm? So that's what they're filled with!" or "The only patties I love are made of meat."

I feel I have unleashed a host of sorrows upon this board, for it was within a topic of my creation that Seil began creating dual titles for individual posts.

[Aldurin]

That's not a post title, clearly your eyesight is being affected by constant mint-induced orgasms.

[Ecks]

uM, i THINK THAT THIS TOPIC IS PROBABLY VERY BAD FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED, lET US STOP, aND, uH, nEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN,

[Seil]

Start? Boy, I haven't started doing anything. It's happened before.

[walkertexasdruid]

Now that I think about it, not too long ago I was consuming reese cups and york peppermint patties at the same time. I felt strangely euphoric, now I know why.