"I have had all the beers." OR "LOLSEILTITLE"

[synkr0nized]

Now what?

I am contemplating cooking something, but that could prove disastrous.

To make this not a drunk thread, what do you do when you are hungry late at night/in the wee hours? Do you scrape together interesting recipes? Do you find a 24/7 place and just buy food? Do you just wait until the morning?

I have some pastas and some meat, so I could easily whip up something on that front. I also have some rices and vegetables, so I have ideas over there. I lament the fact that I chose not to go to the store, seeing I am heading out of town to visit family and eat all of their food instead, as now I currently do not have snack foods or the like. I really want some popcorn.

[BitVyper]

Construct an elaborate metaphor for mortality as it relates to the fleeting time in which you had all the beers.

[Krylo]

When I'm hungry late at night I usually just empty my fridge out between two pieces of toast.

[Archbio]

Zoinks!

[Krylo]

...Pretty much, yeah.

[Gregness]

The only downside to the fact that I hate alcohol is that I'll never be able to make a proper drunkpost. =8^(

[Nique]

I have a hard time thinking that popcorn is something that people actually enjoy becuase, buttered or not, I just don't really like the stuff. Like, if it's there I'll eat it but it seems like I eat it just because it's there not becuase it's any good at all and I'd never seek it out intentionally.

[Loyal]

When I'm hungry at night I pour out a bowl of cereal.

[Ecks]

Seconding the "empty fridge between two pieces of toast" reply. I love making sandwiches.

[shiney]

When I'm hungry at night I pour out a bowl of cereal.

He doesn't eat it, mind. He just pours it out. Like it's for his dead homies.

[synkr0nized]

I have a hard time thinking that popcorn is something that people actually enjoy becuase, buttered or not, I just don't really like the stuff.

Get out.

When I'm hungry at night I pour out a bowl of cereal.

Cereal and milk wouldn't have been a good idea at the time. However, this is often the easiest solution.

The only downside to the fact that I hate alcohol is that I'll never be able to make a proper drunkpost. =8^(

I hope that the OP at least proves you don't have to misspell/type illiterately/post blurry pictures or post a list of whatever you think you drank to make a "drunkpost". Maybe that makes it better, maybe it doesn't. I just found myself on the forum for some reason while on the phone and made a thread.

[Seil]

Copyright infringement! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!

(Also I stock up on snacks like pepperoni sticks and such so that when I do inevitably wind up drinking, I've got something I can just grab and eat. endbracket.

[Ecks]

My forays into drunkposting on this board (way back in August) are hopefully proof that I at least managed an attempt at proper spelling and grammar. Haven't had enough booze since to actually succeed in getting drunk enough to drunk post again :P Oh, there was that time I was out with my new lady friend and we both got pretty sauced, but I didn't get on the forums for that one.