The NPF Butcher Shop: Now serving signature quotes!

[Aldurin]

After horribly mutilating a T.E. Lawrence quote earlier today I realized that this is a field I should practice more at. So throw a quote at me and I'll throw back a horrifically wounded version of it for you to use. Quotes of famous people and stuff would be easier than actual quotes from this forum, but I'll do my best regardless.

Disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for what you receive if you ask for a quote but don't specify one.

[Nique]

Sure.

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." - Charles Dickens via Sidney Carlton in 'A Tale of Two Cities'

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle" - Sun Tzu.

[shiney]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool...fool me twice...can't fool me again.

[Aldurin]

Sure.

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." - Charles Dickens via Sidney Carlton in 'A Tale of Two Cities'

Fuck you for choosing Charles Dickens. Well, I managed to make something out of it.

"It is a far, far worse decision that I make, than I have ever done; it is a far, far worse post that I read than I have ever known." ~Anonymous NPF member (not really, but it fits)

"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle" - Sun Tzu.

These kind of quotes are cool, but far too wordy. I assume the asianese version is shorter.

"It is said that if you know your friends and know yourself, you will always get laid in a hundred parties; if you do not know your friends but do know yourself, you will get laid in one and miss out in one; if you do not know your friends nor yourself, you will remain a virgin during every single party"

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool...fool me twice...can't fool me again.

Ah yes, I have a quote only an admin is deserving of.

Fool me once, fakeban for you. Fool . . . fool me twice . . . you're full-banned!

Keep 'em coming!

[Pip Boy]

I can't think of any witty quotes right now.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

With great power there must also come great responsibility.

[Bard The 5th LW]

“Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.” - David Wong (sorta)

[Aldurin]

I can't think of any witty quotes right now.

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Here's the victim.
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." ~Winston Churchill

"A prisoner of dumb is a man who tries to insult you and fails, and then asks you not to insult him."

With great power there must also come great responsibility.

Pfft, easy.

With great power there must also come great nights on the town, preferably with beer.

“Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.” - David Wong (sorta)

Tricky, but I'll try.

"Son, the greatest trick the admins pulled was convincing the forum there was only three of them."

Ok, that was bad. Here's another one.

"Son, the worst trick 4chan ever pulled was convincing the internet that there was only one of them."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Try this for size.

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.

[Gregness]

Hah, do something with my sig, I dares ya!

[Kerensky287]

i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS ................................

If you mutilate a mutilated message, does it become clear again?

[Ecks]

Ker, why did you have to be the first to bring up MSPA? I was going to be THAT asshole, but now you've gorn and suckered my assholery before I could asshole it.

I've got one.

We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Sometimes I wish I were a big revolutionary, bringing about change and making everything better. Then again: I'll likely go down in history as a madman. Or even worse: On T-Shirts!

Yeah, I'm not gonna change my sig. But twist this shit if you will.

[Amake]

I like my sig. But why not some Act presuming your actions will form the foundation of universal law. or Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid.

[walkertexasdruid]

"Why punish the student when you can kill him?" Professor Goldberg

"Bring on the dancing girls!" Professor Koritansky

"You laugh, but its true." Professor Aloamolki

[Darth SS]

"Our doubts are traitor and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt."
-William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure