Fuck you technocrats!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

In this thread I vent at technocrats and everyone who is fucking so up the ass of elitism that obviosuly these super educated businessmen can fix all these problems despite the fact they caused them in the first place.
I would vote Monti out of office but oh wait I can't. When you make fucking Berlusconi look good then you are basically the devil.
Gaburrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

We should just replace all governments with a super computer. Even if its an RNG it'll be better than these fucking technocrats.

[BitVyper]

It could be a Cleverbot and it would be better than the current governments.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

It could be a Cleverbot and it would be better than the current governments.

How do we fix the economy?
We put it into the oven and bake it!

Cleverbot 2012.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'd vote Megaman X for world president. Cause you just can't go wrong with X.

[Bard The 5th LW]

How do we fix the economy?

Who cares about economy?

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[Kerensky287]

Me: What's your position on the gay marriage issue?

Cleverbot: Courageous McBravery. Pleased to meet you.

Me: Answer the question, please.

Cleverbot: Did you ask me a question? Could you tell me again?

Me: I asked you your position on the gay marriage issue.

Cleverbot: In fact, you did not ask me my name.

Me: Correct.

Cleverbot: You are the result of a human thought, and that is it.

Me: If you want to be evasive about it we can move onto another topic.

Cleverbot: I am your slave. I love you too. Can I be your dog?

(I'm not buying it. This guy's making political promises he can't hope to keep.)

[later]

Me: What are your plans for the war in Iraq?

Cleverbot: I want to watch the NASCAR race this afternoon.

Me: ...How will that help?

Cleverbot: It's called romance.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Still better than Monti.

[Kerensky287]

Monti would never be my dog.

[BitVyper]

User: Should we murder the top 1%?

Cleverbot: How will we go about the task?

User: With fire.

Cleverbot: Will you help me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Dangerous subversive.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'd like to change my vote from X to Cleverbot.

[akaSM]

hehe, now I'll waste use my time in a better way, screw homework, cleverbot is better

[Fifthfiend]

In this thread I vent at technocrats and everyone who is fucking so up the ass of elitism that obviosuly these super educated businessmen can fix all these problems despite the fact they caused them in the first place.
I would vote Monti out of office but oh wait I can't. When you make fucking Berlusconi look good then you are basically the devil.
Gaburrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

We should just replace all governments with a super computer. Even if its an RNG it'll be better than these fucking technocrats.

It should be clear by now that we either need to retire the term "technocrat" in acknowledgement tnat no such thing exists or redefine "techno" to mean "another stupid fucking self serving ideology adhered to by a bunch of stupid fucking self serving assholes"

[Magus]

I was gonna say, isn't a technocrat one of those dudes with the computers? Like Steve Jobs? That's a technocrat if I ever heard of one. Or a mechanic. Like seriously:

technocrat (plural technocrats)

1. An expert in some technology, especially one in a managerial or administrative role.
2. An individual who makes decisions based solely on technical information and not personal or public opinion.
3. An advocate of technocracy.

I'm assuming the second is the political type, but I never heard of a politician actually looking at facts and statistics before making decisions or basing their platforms around them, so I'm going to take this with a large grain of salt if you don't mind, Smarty. Like the Jackalope, I'll believe it when I see it.

Anyway, Robocop would be the best technocratic president. He only has three directives and he can even erase the ones that get added he doesn't like by electrocuting himself and rebooting to the basic three prime directives.

[Fifthfiend]

Yeah like there are a lot of people who CALL themselves technocrats but they are basically autocratic assholes making their decisions on the basis of dumbfuck-sadist ideology just like every other autocratic asshole ever has.

It is basically the modern version of papal infallibility or the divine right of kings.

[walkertexasdruid]

KOS-MOS 2012!