The FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!!! thread.

[Gregness]

In this thread we overreact hilariously to slightly negative things that happen in our lives.

My contribution: I just washed my replacement phone that I got three weeks ago after having washed the I had phone before that. WHY AM I SUCH A COMPLETE FUCKUP?

Now I get to go without a cell phone for a while because I'm not made of goddamn money.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

[Nique]

I got into an argument on the internet becuase I thought some peeps were being rude.

Ruined mah day.

Also the iPhone my boss got me for work isn't the latest generation. What a Scrooge.

[Darth SS]

My skates are really dull, and badly need to be sharpened so I can play hockey. But I don't want to not have my skates for a day in case I want to play hockey.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

[Osterbaum]

I'm not getting enough sleep because I'm spending too much time on the internet.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

[The SSB Intern]

My dormmate puked on my phone after a night of heavy drinking and now it doesn't work.

COLLEGIATE PROBLEMS

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I never get pulled over for speeding.

WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS!

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

Got a fridge full of food and can't decide to eat. GUESS I'LL GO HUNGRY FOR A FEW HOURS.

[Tev]

My skates are really dull, and badly need to be sharpened so I can play hockey. But I don't want to not have my skates for a day in case I want to play hockey.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMSWait, I thought only second world nations like Russia and Canada played hockey....

Anyway, I forgot to turn on my ice maker yesterday and now I have to wait like fifteen minutes to get fresh ice, but I want ice for my scotch now.....

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

[rpgdemon]

Anyway, I forgot to turn on my ice maker

'Round these parts they call those freezers. And don't turn them off.

[Tev]

'Round these parts they call those freezers. And don't turn them off.No, my freezer comes with a machine that constantly spits out fresh ice until the tray gets full and keeps refilling the tray unless you turn it off for a bit so that you don't keep using all the newly created ice and let the older ice sit and meld together like an iceberg that you then have to take out and hit with a hammer or something until it breaks apart again. God getting free ice is so complicated.

[Nique]

I HAVE A MAGIC PICTURE BOX BUT NOTHING THAT I CAN FIND TO WATCH IS ENTERTAINING ENOUGH.

WHAT POINT IS THERE TO LIFE?!

[Azisien]

I just woke up kind of pissed off for no discernable reason, and I'm lonely. The world sucks!!!

[mauve]

I still have Christmas shopping to do and now it's too late to buy online unless I pay extra for priority shipping.

Also, I can't find mini cupcake paper liner thingies for the mini cupcakes I wanna make for my office party.


FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

[Azisien]

I had to take a few sick days this pay period, so my pay cheque is like 10% smaller than usual. :(:(:( and still 50-100x larger than third world income

[CABAL49]

A friend from back home is coming to visit and my brother visits tomorrow. This means I have no SWTOR time and have to clean up my place.

[Darth SS]

I'm going back to Calgary for Christmas on Wednesday. But I had to buy groceries on Thursday. I surveyed my kitchen today, and I'm not going be able to eat everything before I leave. I misjudged how fast I'd eat some things, and I actually have too much food.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

[Aldurin]

People buy too many TVs at Walmart, you dumbasses need to realize I have carts to push.

FIRST JOB PROBLEMS.

[Bells]

What the hell do they mean with "this shirt is not avaliable at your size"?

OCCUPY THE MALL!!!

[synkr0nized]

They mean you are fat.

Fatty.

[Ecks]

Someone at my bank messed up my pin number, so they changed it to the default. I tried to get some money out to go buy shit I don't really need yesterday and it wouldn't accept my pin. So my card is locked until tomorrow, and I still can't go out and buy shit I don't really need.

Shit sucks man.

Also, yay 1000th post. It's like I'm all grown up now or something, I've posted one thousand times on an obscure webcomic's forum.

[Nique]

PHOTOS OF ME ARE PALE AND I ALWAYS HAVE RED EYE IN THEM.

WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS.

[CABAL49]

My friend who visited from the States insited that she take pictures of us so that people in the States would know that I am still alive. I hate taking pictures.

Social contact problems.

[CelesJessa]

I left important computer things at school so I couldn't use my computer until I found replacements, so I was forced to spend my free time baking cookies, hanging out with friends/family, and playing with my PS3. My life is so rough.

[Doc ock rokc]

dad heard from my sister that we are doing our christmas stuff at my moms house at midnight rather then dawn. Now he wants me to come over to his place at dawn

[Menarker]

Dressed up nice for Christmas Eve during work. A young lady walked up to me all the sudden, and took a picture of me with her cellphone without warning.

For all I know, she's probably going to decorate her facebook page with photoshopped images of me, claiming "He's my LUVAH! <3 <3 <3!"

[Magus]

The nose guard on these eyeglasses are pinching my nose slightly and I can't seem to get them adjusted properly, probably going to have to make a trip to the glasses store to have them adjust them.

SUPER FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

[Azisien]

There isn't enough room in my stomach for my second dinner.

[Magus]

There isn't enough room in my stomach for my second dinner.

Only ate like, six Christmas cookies for dessert because of this.

[Arcanum]

I had to choose between having another beer or eating more dessert, since beer and sweet things don't taste all that great together. I had the dessert and put off the beer for about 30 minutes so it was all good in the end, but for a brief moment there it was horrifying.

[Japan]

Some asshole broke out the driver side window of my BMW to steal my ipod.

It wasn't even that great of an ipod.

Update: Got my window fixed and bought a new ipod. I also played tennis and invested in oil while reading The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on my Kindle.