Porn .xxx sites go live today!

[EVILNess]

Basically, Dec. 6th is the day that the .xxx top level domain starts working. Basically, in the vein of .gov and .edu, it's a TLD just for porn.

Thought I would share this momentous occasion with you all, as I picture most of you consuming copious amounts of pron.

[Kim]

Is this a thread for posting porn then? Cuz I can totally do that.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrr227ilID1r21skwo1_500.jpg

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Is this a thread for posting porn then? Cuz I can totally do that.

Maybe you should post more to stimulate the discussion a bit.

[Pip Boy]

Maybe you should post more to stimulate the discussion a bit.

Liz is just going to hear this as a request for foreplay.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Maybe you should post more to stimulate the discussion a bit.

http://43.img.v4.skyrock.net/43e/manga-x-yaoi/pics/1370280284.gif

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgd4wRPbg1qdrs99o2_250.gif

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvljfbqavx1r2uvl2o4_250.gif

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2376/1238036fz2.jpg

[Aerozord]

Basically, Dec. 6th is the day that the .xxx top level domain starts working. Basically, in the vein of .gov and .edu, it's a TLD just for porn.

Thought I would share this momentous occasion with you all, as I picture most of you consuming copious amounts of pron.

well might help filter things out, but seems abit odd. We use .gov .org .edu because they are not commercial sites (.com), but as a rule a porn site still is so it seems abit unneeded

[Kim]

http://i42.tinypic.com/9pukpy.jpg

[Geminex]

This thread went:
OP: Mentions porn in a serious context.
1st post: Dudes makin' out.
2nd post: Innuendo
3rd post: Witty response to 2nd post
4th post: Bunch of dudes Kissin'
5th post: Catboys fucking.

I'm not sure if this indicates something very wrong or something very right.

[Kim]

I am honestly not sure where anyone expected it to go.

http://i42.tinypic.com/95x83n.jpg

[Solid Snake]

Man I'm sorry Liz but this thread is far too homo-normative, I mean I get that NPF is a different world in which homosexual men and women who enjoy yaoi wield THA POWAH and us poor heterosexual guys and gals are in the minority, but you still shouldn't all be basking in your privilege at the expense of transforming all threads about porn into a place where heterosexuals feel unwelcome and oppressed

We need to adopt a rule wherein at least one heterosexual image must be included in all porn threads for the sake of fostering diversity, displaying enjoyment and fulfillment in all kinds of unique sexual practices, and rejecting homo-normative principles

That picture of the two naked guys with tails sure is hot, though

[Kim]

at least one heterosexual image
No.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszdyhoXwx1r43bs9o1_400.jpg

That picture of the two naked guys with tails sure is hot, thoughAll my porn is hot.

[batgirl]

Good god those are some skinny men....

[Tev]

Good god those are some skinny men....Which is why they are so close....they're cold.

[Aerozord]

they show an unrealistic standard of beauty

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

Bulemia is a horrible thing.

Any who aerozord, to answer you about why this is kicked in: look at it from a network administrator point of view. Instead of building a large filter comprised of porn related sites in addition to other filtered sites cluttered together one can filter out the .xxx. TLD and call it good.

There's other reasons too, but that one is what I thought of first and foremost when I heard about it awhile back.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I think we should register nuklearpower.xxx and nuklearforums.xxx.

[Dracorion]

Or comcol.xxx.

[Kim]

If you people don't do this I will hate you forever.

[Satan's Onion]

Liz, m'dear, I hate to be all THE MOD LAYIN' DOWN THE LAW on y'all, but! Even with the naughtiest parts covered up, someone here who's, for instance, browsing at work is gonna have a pretty hard difficult time explaining all o' them fine, fine man-sex drawings to their boss or coworkers. You mind terribly putting those behind, like, swap tags or something?

[Kim]

Liz, m'dear, I hate to be all THE MOD LAYIN' DOWN THE LAW on y'all, but! Even with the naughtiest parts covered up, someone here who's, for instance, browsing at work is gonna have a pretty hard difficult time explaining all o' them fine, fine man-sex drawings to their boss or coworkers. You mind terribly putting those behind, like, swap tags or something?

Yeah, no problem.

Though I do gotta wonder why somebody be going into a thread titled "Porn .xxx sites go live today!" at work.

[Azisien]

Though I do gotta wonder why somebody be going into a thread titled "Porn .xxx sites go live today!" at work.

I was bored, curious, and before just now, innocent.

[Satan's Onion]

Yeah, no problem.

Thankee kindly ^_^ .

Though I do gotta wonder why somebody be going into a thread titled "Porn .xxx sites go live today!" at work.

Maybe they're trying to figure out why they suddenly can't get to MILFs In Space through the work filter anymore. Now they'll have to actually do work 'n' stuff, ew.

[Loyal]

Yeah, no problem.

Though I do gotta wonder why somebody be going into a thread titled "Porn .xxx sites go live today!" at work.

I for one was hoping it was a spambot thread before I noticed it was posted by EvilNESS.

[Ryong]

Also:

Famous porn actresses are apparently getting sites with their names reserved for them for standardization.

I can't possibly be the only one thinking that's funny.

[Flarecobra]

Apperentally, Godaddy.com is offering .xxx site names as well.

[EVILNess]

I for one was hoping it was a spambot thread before I noticed it was posted by EvilNESS.

Still could be a spambot thread.

Just saying.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Still could be a spambot thread.

Just saying.

If it is it's a really fuckin' subtle one.

[Nikose Tyris]

Also:

Famous porn actresses are apparently getting sites with their names reserved for them for standardization.

I can't possibly be the only one thinking that's funny.

That is going to be infinitely helpful to people who are very particular about their porn actresses.

faye reagan omg

[Ryong]

You can now gauge a porn actress' fame by seeing if she got a site reserved for her.

Is this going to trigger some bizarre sort of indie porn movement?

[MuMu]

indie porn

I'm calling amateur porn that from now on

Now where are my horn-rimmed glasees...

[A Zarkin' Frood]

If the actress has a name in the porn business I'm not watching that porn.
Now, indie porn on the other hand has just what I need. Not this commercial bullshit where the moneygivers call the shots.

[EVILNess]

If it is it's a really fuckin' subtle one.

Yes, because all the yaoi porn that was posted was incredibly subtle.

[Aerozord]

Apperentally, Godaddy.com is offering .xxx site names as well.

I honestly thought for the longest time that godaddy.com WAS a porn site

[Shyria Dracnoir]

We need to adopt a rule wherein at least one heterosexual image must be included in all porn threads for the sake of fostering diversity, displaying enjoyment and fulfillment in all kinds of unique sexual practices, and rejecting homo-normative principles

That picture of the two naked guys with tails sure is hot, though

Most of the stuff in my collection is hetero.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/C0087561-Tyrannosaurus_rex_dinosaurs_mating-SPL.jpg

But I don't think you'd want it.

[Ecks]

http://s1.zerochan.net/600/12/42/777112.jpg

[akaSM]

I am honestly not sure where anyone expected it to go.

http://i42.tinypic.com/95x83n.jpg

Is that a Black Mage in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[Loyal]

Thanks Shy. We needed that on top of everything else.

Ecks, the image isn't showing.

[Bells]

A late runner, but this thread just won "Best 2011 Thread"

[Azisien]

We needed that on top of everything else.

Every situation could use a T-Rex on top.

[Tev]

Every situation could use a T-Rex on top.You're damn right.

[Geminex]

Now all we need is for Liz and Shyria to join forces and provide some gay T-rex lovemaking.

[Flarecobra]

How can we be sure that one Shy posted WASN'T gay T-rexes?

[Fifthfiend]

Maybe they're trying to figure out why they suddenly can't get to MILFs In Space through the work filter anymore. Now they'll have to actually do work 'n' stuff, ew.

Nah I just use my phone.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

How can we be sure that one Shy posted WASN'T gay T-rexes?

Nah, if they were gay it'd look like this.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2098/2104962415_3de47c71e9.jpg?v=0

[Lost in Time]

Nah I just use my phone.

This is why all mobile telecom companies believe all porn is viewed at 2 in the afternoon, I guess.

[phil_]

These dinosaur pictures are ridiculous. Anyone who has spent time on the dinosaur farm knows that dinosaurs mate through cloacal kissing. None of this "mounting and penises" crap. Maybe dragons do it differently, I don't know, but dinosaurs aren't dragons. The take-away point here is that you got me to google "dinosaur sex."

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9994/cartoonyksbypimmy.png

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Can I post porn now? Because I have some seriously fucked up images. I deleted all my anime porn recently though. So the best stuff is gone. I don't mean vanilla fucked up like tentacles, I mean "I cannot have an erection while being in the same room as the storage device this image is on or I'll feel bad"-fucked up.

EDIT: Well okay, I'm not gonna post any of my stuff, just go read sexy losers and the news posts till you find the picture where a decapitated girl gets fucked in the trachea. Not the level of fucked up I was talking about earlier but yeah.

[Tev]

Can I post porn now? Because I have some seriously fucked up images. I deleted all my anime porn recently though. So the best stuff is gone. I don't mean vanilla fucked up like tentacles, I mean "I cannot have an erection while being in the same room as the storage device this image is on or I'll feel bad"-fucked up.

EDIT: Well okay, I'm not gonna post any of my stuff, just go read sexy losers and the news posts till you find the picture where a decapitated girl gets fucked in the trachea. Not the level of fucked up I was talking about earlier but yeah. /d/ needs more people like you.

[Ecks]

jesus guys
i mean come on
really
i didnt wanna know that you guys browse /d/
pretty fucked up enough that i know half of you browse /b/ and /v/
pretty sure some of you frequent /co/ and /vp/ too

[phil_]

Previous: A demonstration of the lowest lows not being low enough.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

jesus guys
i mean come on
really
i didnt wanna know that you guys browse /d/
pretty fucked up enough that i know half of you browse /b/ and /v/
pretty sure some of you frequent /co/ and /vp/ too

I don't frequent any of those. And never will. Unless I will. But I highly doubt that.

Not-browsing-xchan-boards high five?

Also, what's /d/, /v/ and /vp/? Didn't know they had that many weird sub-thingies.

[Tev]

Also, what's /d/, /v/ and /vp/? Didn't know they had that many weird sub-thingies.
Hentai/Alternative, Video Games, and Pokémon respectively.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The take-away point here is that you got me to google "dinosaur sex."

Great, I can cross that off of my Bucket List.

[Geminex]

Great, I can cross that off of my Bucket List.
Shyria, please stop corrupting humanity for sport.

[Ryong]

I used to browse whatever the anime/wallpaper board was solely to get awesome landscape wallpapers.

Then I found out deviant art worked just as well and I didn't have to go through random porn every time.

I know a guy who visits /v/. The poor soul. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ8yXnOtyKA&feature=related)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shyria, please stop corrupting humanity for sport.

Well I can't exactly make a business out of it now can I?

[Revising Ocelot]

Well I can't exactly make a business out of it now can I?

I thought that was called Fox News.

[Pip Boy]

Exactly. She could never compete with Fox at being an indecent propaganda whore.

[Flarecobra]

I really don't have anything for this. (http://sadpanda.us/images/769503-FHO1HDT.jpg)

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria, please stop corrupting humanity for sport.

We are way past that point. Shyria's list is a bingo board now. XD

[Lost in Time]

I really don't have anything for this. (http://sadpanda.us/images/769503-FHO1HDT.jpg)

I don't get it. Why isn't she having sex with anything? This is a porn thread right?