Help Name My Sword

[TopHatAssassin]

Ladies and gentlemen of NPF, I require your assistance. I am currently working on this:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/TopHatAssassin/DSC_0001.jpg

Standing at 4'11", this cardboard sword (cardsword, if you will) is meant to be a future prop in my adventuring excursions. I am almost finished putting it together, but it will remain incomplete until I add a crucial piece.

A Name.

Not just any name, but a Name that truly embodies its nature. Something that captures its essence. Preferably something that I can stencil in with Norse runes.

So I come to you, members of this fair community, for suggestions of a Name. What would you call it?

And to include everyone in the discussion, what do you consider when choosing a name for something? It could be anything: your car, a stuffed animal, a prized possession. Anything!

[Revising Ocelot]

Can't resist.

It's name should be the "SORD....."



Sorry.

[Ecks]

Zoosmell Pooplord.

[Melfice]

"Uh..."

Because that's the sound your opponents will make.

[Flarecobra]

Bob.

Or Skippy.

[rpgdemon]

The Sword and (Card)Board.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Excardliboard
Vorpal Board
Cardboard Compensation

[Bells]

Kraft Blade of Bladiness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_process) Accurate and nerdy!

[Seil]

Betsy.

[Darth SS]

McIrondick

[Grimpond]

Diplomacy

Goodwill

Understanding

Mercy

[Amake]

Paper cuts.

[Fifthfiend]

Bitch Be Cool

Paper cuts.

Actually no, this one.

[mauve]

Stabby
Holy Cardboardia (or along those same lines: Great Cardboardia, Sacra Cardboardia/ Cardboardia Sacra, Mighty Cardboardia, Animus Cardboardium)
Excalicardboard (or Excaliboard) [[Oh whoops, looks like Insane Genius already thought of this one.]]
Corrugated Justice

[Gregness]

Stabby
Holy Cardboardia (or along those same lines: Great Cardboardia, Sacra Cardboardia/ Cardboardia Sacra, Mighty Cardboardia, Animus Cardboardium)
Excalicardboard (or Excaliboard)
Corrugated Justice


Excaliboard


yes.

[Kerensky287]

Recyclable Rage.

Buster Board.

Flatlander.

Mastercraft.

Masterkraft.

Box-and-a-Half Sword.

Corrugated-no-Tsurugi.

I Am That Isn't.

Undurabil, Blame SHAME of the West. (edited because it's so much better)

Brown Destiny.

[Geminex]

Name the sword "Excaliboard", then make a dagger out of papier mache and call it "Papercuts".

[TDK]

Psh. Talk to me when you have a real sword and we'll name that shit up.

[mauve]

Recyclable Rage.

Buster Board.

Flatlander.

Mastercraft.

Masterkraft.

Box-and-a-Half Sword.

Corrugated-no-Tsurugi.

I Am That Isn't.

Undurabil, Blame of the West.

Brown Destiny. These are the best. That is all.

[Red Mage Black]

The Boxsword That Holds A Real Sword
+5 Kindling With Quick Ignition and Fast Burning Enchantments

If we're going for Norse?

Ragnabox
Fimblboard
Cardboarjolnir (Even though it's not a hammer).

That's all I got.

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Bokkusu no ken. I just used Google Translate (http://translate.google.com/#en|ja|box%20sword) on the words box sword. Bokkusu no ken is what I get.

I know, I didn't put much thought into it, but still it works.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Recyclable Rage.

This. It's funny and good for the environment. What's not to love?

[mauve]

Boxcutter

[TopHatAssassin]

I must say that I love you all. Your responses, while not what I expected, have been more than wonderful. :D

I should like to address some names that stood out for me:

Excaliboard: A very nice combination, I was intrigued. However, the differences in size between the two require me to strike it down. Excaliboard is a very elegant name. This weapon is not anywhere near elegance.

Excaliboard and Paper Cuts: This is a project to which I shall devote myself in due time. It's too good to pass up.

Recyclable Rage: A green message to complement the red on the battlefield. This one is closer to the mark.

Bitch Be Cool: I like the attitude this one conveys.

Flatlander: I like this one because it's closer to the more serious tone I was going for. Then again, how seriously can you take a weapon made of cardboard? :P

Ragnabox: Even better. Cardboard shall bring about the end times!

If anyone's interested in backstory (or why I made such a monstrousity), the sword is supposed to be disproportionate to humans because it actually belonged to a giant. This giant was then killed in single combat by a member of the nomadic northern tribes. It is now his primary weapon. This is all for an eventual character I will put together in Pathfinder or something.

Yes, I bring props to game.

Psh. Talk to me when you have a real sword and we'll name that shit up.


Y u mad, bro?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

He who kills all!

or

God killing Cardboard!

[synkr0nized]

Terriblade

[Inbred Chocobo]

If anyone's interested in backstory (or why I made such a monstrousity), the sword is supposed to be disproportionate to humans because it actually belonged to a giant. This giant was then killed in single combat by a member of the nomadic northern tribes. It is now his primary weapon. This is all for an eventual character I will put together in Pathfinder or something.


The Compensator

[EVILNess]

Excalipoor.

Final Fantasy references ftw, yo.

[Satan's Onion]

"No, fuck you."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bob Johnson

[Kyanbu The Legend]

"No, fuck you."

I second this name.

[Seil]

Betsy.

Or Clive. I like Clive.

[Seil]

Robert Paulson (http://vimeo.com/27197787).

[Ecks]

The Bardcoard

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Boxacchius - taken from the name Amoracchius, which is anther name for the sword Excalibur, in the Dresden Files books.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Why didn't anyone think to cardboard up Caledflwch yet? Which is another name for Excalibur from reality. Caredbrdbx

[Ecks]

what are welsh things doing in this forum

[The SSB Intern]

Dr. Swordopolis.

[Ecks]

It's been a long time Intern. I think most of us have forgotten.

[rpgdemon]

Dr. Swordopolis.

Dr. Who?

[Krylo]

Why didn't anyone think to cardboard up Caledflwch yet? Which is another name for Excalibur from reality. CaredbrdbxBecause Caladbolg is easier.

Cardladboard

[Doc ock rokc]

Dr. Who?

No....but the resemblance is uncanny...

[RagnarofBurland]

Boxenboard