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Mr.Bookworm
12-25-2011, 01:50 AM
Celebrate the (inaccurate) birth date of Jesus Christ, celebrate the appearance of a (nonexistent) fat man in red giving presents, or just be a miserable green asshole to all of those fucking happy people down in Whoville.

Merry Christmas!
Ecks
12-25-2011, 02:12 AM
Miserable green asshole it is.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS.
Kyanbu The Legend
12-25-2011, 02:26 AM
Marry Christmas to all! Amd to all a good fright!!!

MUHUHAHAHHAAA!!
Thadius
12-25-2011, 02:30 AM
Yes, have a Merry Christmas everyone.

Then the Hadoken-cannon will be able to be charged fully, and I can doom the world.

It's a win-win!
Aerozord
12-25-2011, 02:32 AM
I too look forward to celebrating the day santa claus died for our sins
TDK
12-25-2011, 04:39 AM
I look forward more to Easter, so we can celebrate the easter bunny turning to the darkest of magics to resurrect santa, at the cost of turning himself into a mutant, egg-laying, mass-murdering mutant.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6614/osternbunny.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/osternbunny.png/)
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
12-25-2011, 07:16 AM
Yes, have a Merry Christmas everyone.

Then the Hadoken-cannon will be able to be charged fully, and I can doom the world.

It's a win-win!

Sorry Thad, I secretly removed the primary discharge capacitor so now when you're about to fire it'll just make a sound akin to a wet fart before overloading the main cooling channel and exploding in your face. I can't have people competing with me you know.

Happy Hanukkah!
Flarecobra
12-25-2011, 07:53 AM
It won't even do that, since I'm pretty certain you need this here focusing crystal for it.... Along with this Black Mage, whom I have cooked to well-done...
Osterbaum
12-25-2011, 09:34 AM
You celebrate a day late.
Doc ock rokc
12-25-2011, 09:43 AM
You celebrate a day late.

You're technically a day ahead of us
A Zarkin' Frood
12-25-2011, 10:45 AM
Maybe he's from one of the cool countries that celebrate on the 24th. Like me.
Osterbaum
12-25-2011, 10:56 AM
That is correct.
Seil
12-25-2011, 03:24 PM
God bless us, everyone!
Osterbaum
12-25-2011, 03:27 PM
I'm an atheist, so what about me then?
Professor Smarmiarty
12-25-2011, 03:51 PM
God still loves you Ost
mauve
12-25-2011, 04:18 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU OLD FORUM AND CHATROOM
Fenris
12-25-2011, 07:40 PM
I'm an atheist, so what about me then?

accept that somebody said something nice to you
Osterbaum
12-25-2011, 08:35 PM
Because that's what Jesus would do?
Kyanbu The Legend
12-25-2011, 08:36 PM
Because why not? :)

I see no harm in accepting someone kindness.
Fenris
12-25-2011, 11:48 PM
Because that's what Jesus would do?

Jesus was a pretty ace dude. Like, regardless of your opinion on organized religion, Jesus himself was a pretty ace dude.

Also this is getting a mite too close to religious discussion for my tastes so perhaps we should wean ourselves away from that topic?
Satan's Onion
12-26-2011, 02:43 AM
I'm an atheist, so what about me then?

Okay, how's about this?

If you're in the Northern Hemisphere, it's fucking cold and awful. If you're in the Southern Hemisphere, it's blistering hot. I know that where I live, it's freezing and cold and most plants are dead and brown and the sky is always overcast and most of the day is dark and it's generally a nasty, depressing, horrible time of year. So why not get together with people you like being around to strengthen and re-establish your relationships, and maybe eat and drink and have a good time?

I'm a secular humanist, and the last two days have been, between my uncle's party yesterday and my family dinner tonight, easily the nicest we've had in a couple of months. And only part of that is the two helpings of trifle with raspberry liqueur talking.
A Zarkin' Frood
12-26-2011, 05:59 AM
God... atheists celebrating christmas. This is unprecedented. Except I do it every year. It's not like people talk about Jesus and god and stuff on christmas. No, they eat cookies and get drunk. My atheist doctrine (which is basically my very personal code of morals in case you were wondering) allows cookies and alcohol, but it also allows me to decline the offer of alcohol at any point. When they ask me if I do it for religious reasons I say yes, we atheists have a book that says I can't drink alcohol. They don't have to know that I've written this book. Well. Not yet. But I will if they ask to see it.
Fifthfiend
12-26-2011, 06:19 AM
accept that somebody said something nice to you

Accepting kindness from Seil is like accepting legal advice from Lionel Hutz.
Fifthfiend
12-26-2011, 06:19 AM
Yeah don't ask me to justify that analogy.

I just... feel the truth of it.

In my heart.
Archbio
12-26-2011, 06:52 AM
It's not like people talk about Jesus and god and stuff on christmas.

Except for Linus van Pelt.
Osterbaum
12-26-2011, 10:27 AM
I didn't think I'd have to tell you guys to please note the tag I used, and should've used with my first post already.

e: Like, Jesus and me and Christmas, we're all cool with each other.
walkertexasdruid
12-26-2011, 11:06 AM
Merry Christmas a day late and a dollar short.
Satan's Onion
12-27-2011, 01:13 AM
I didn't think I'd have to tell you guys to please note the tag I used, and should've used with my first post already.

e: Like, Jesus and me and Christmas, we're all cool with each other.

For what it's worth, I'd have been waxing all peace-on-earth, this-holiday-is-for-everyone anyway; your post merely provided a jumping-off point.