NPF sucks!

[Flarecobra]

There IS the Visitor Message thing.

[Aldurin]

But the visitor message is like the wall of graffiti in the back alley that people rarely notice, we need something so that at the top of the main page, it displays the most recent "public message". We could automatically hijack private messages instead, but that would fuck up mafia beyond repair.

[Solid Snake]

But the visitor message is like the wall of graffiti in the back alley that people rarely notice, we need something so that at the top of the main page, it displays the most recent "public message". We could automatically hijack private messages instead, but that would fuck up mafia beyond repair.

What we should do is have an entire subforum called "Messages to Users," then each user has his/her own thread, that'd totally be more accessible for some strange reason than those public messages where you're discouraged from posting anything longer than three or four lines of content.

[synkr0nized]

That is a bad idea.
Replicating the visitor messages just for a few more lines? Ehk.


e: I mean, more seriously, why would you want to basically have a new place for threads? At some point, if you have that much to say to a person but want others' input you gotta realize you just need to make a thread.

[Solid Snake]

totally not creating a forum section to do exactly what the visitor messages already do

That is your grievous mistake and oooooh I'm in your signature!

[Osterbaum]

This thread is pretty wizard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xViZ38xRQr0&feature=player_detailpage#t=4s).

[synkr0nized]

That is your grievous mistake and oooooh I'm in your signature!

At first, I was all, "What?" But then I was all, "Every 'snake' is Snake?"

[Flarecobra]

If Snake's in Synk's sig, doesn't that mean I'm in there as well? O_o

[Geminex]

Man, blatant favoritism.

[Solid Snake]

At first, I was all, "What?" But then I was all, "Every 'snake' is Snake?"

Yes.
Yes, I am totally self-obsessed and arrogant enough that every snake is Snake.
I mean, who else would you be referencing there? An actual animal? Pssshh we all know those aren't worth talking about. Solid Snake from Metal Gear? Yeah, maybe if this was 2008 or something. Everyone knows that NPF's Solid Snake is where it's at in 2012. I mean who isn't gushing over the sexiest human being alive.

[Red Mage Black]

I'm certainly not. (And why is it when I'm away, all the fun stuff happens?)

[Solid Snake]

I'm certainly not. (And why is it when I'm away, all the fun stuff happens?)

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

[synkr0nized]

Yes.
Everyone knows that NPF's Solid Snake is where it's at in 2012. I mean who isn't gushing over the sexiest human being alive.

Mean response:
Apparently everyone, if the virgin-related comments above are any indication.


Nice response:

[Solid Snake]

BLAS.PHEM.YYYYYYYYYY

[Nikose Tyris]

I'd hit it.

[Geminex]

Man, the camwhore thread is utterly devoid of pictures featuring you sporting a suit and a devilish grin.
So how can I be attracted to you. How can anyone.

[synkr0nized]

You could fall in love with his personality and demeanor, you shallow son of a bitch.

[Solid Snake]

Man, the camwhore thread is utterly devoid of pictures featuring you sporting a suit and a devilish grin.
So how can I be attracted to you. How can anyone.

I used to have pictures of me in the Camwhore thread but then someone mocked me and I took them down because fuck y'all you're all haters that's why.

I mean look at Synk, hatin' away. Why's he gotta be hatin'? Because NPF hates Snake, that's why.
Well I'll show you. I will show you all. Five years from now I'll be a rich sexy multimillionaire famous dude with a beautiful celebrity girlfriend and you will all be amazingly jealous and desperate to meet me and be even a momentary, fleeting part of my everyday existence.

[Geminex]

I mean look at Synk, hatin' away. Why's he gotta be hatin'? Because NPF hates Snake, that's why.
I think Synk was hatin' on me.
He wants me to love you for your personality or some shit, rather than your looks.

Pfffftahahahahahahaha

[Red Mage Black]

I used to have pictures of me in the Camwhore thread but then someone mocked me and I took them down because fuck y'all you're all haters that's why.

I mean look at Synk, hatin' away. Why's he gotta be hatin'? Because NPF hates Snake, that's why.
Well I'll show you. I will show you all. Five years from now I'll be a rich sexy multimillionaire famous dude with a beautiful celebrity girlfriend and you will all be amazingly jealous and desperate to meet me and be even a momentary, fleeting part of my everyday existence.
Doesn't pay to fall asleep during class, Snake. Stop dreaming such ridiculous things.

[phil_]

Hey, Snake, Snake. You have more than one friend that can draw. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1178291&postcount=1748)

[Nikose Tyris]

Hey, Snake, Snake. You have more than one friend that can draw. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1178291&postcount=1748)

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

[Red Mage Black]

Hey, Snake, Snake. You have more than one friend that can draw. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1178291&postcount=1748)
What precious irony. I was expecting a different ending. Well play phil_.

[Fenris]

What precious irony. I was expecting a different ending. Well play phil_.

They're playing pony, they'll have to play phil_ later.

[synkr0nized]

I mean look at Synk, hatin' away. Why's he gotta be hatin'? Because NPF hates Snake, that's why.

Naw.
My "hatred" isn't that specific ever.

[Red Mage Black]

Ugh, what a typo fail that was and I was refreshing the page over again and not noticing it.

[Solid Snake]

Hey, Snake, Snake. You have more than one friend that can draw. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1178291&postcount=1748)

Please color in the last image in that comic so I can make it my new avatar.

[Arcanum]

Holy fuck. You all added on 20 pages since I last checked the forum. What is wrong with all of you?!

There better not be a quiz or anything because I doubt I'll do more than skim every other page.

[Kim]

I went to go get some anxiety medication and I just got back and what is this horseshit.

PS: Snake, you still haven't watched Soul Eater... Fuck you.

[Solid Snake]

PS: Snake, you still haven't watched Soul Eater... Fuck you.

What the fuck is a soul eater

[Kim]

Bleach if Rukia was the main character, Soul Society wasn't terrible, and 90% of the cast didn't fall all the way down to the bottom of the power ladder.

[Solid Snake]

Bleach if Rukia was the main character, Soul Society wasn't terrible, and 90% of the cast didn't fall all the way down to the bottom of the power ladder.

The latter two mean nothing to me due to where we left off in Bleach.
The first factoid alone, however, makes a compelling case.

[Arcanum]

Soul Eater is fantastic. Watch it.

[Solid Snake]

Soul Eater is fantastic. Watch it.

After Mawaru, as great as it was, I don't think I can deal with another deliberately ambiguous everything-is-a-metaphor-and-nothing-is-adequately-explained anime.

Mind you, Mawaru was really very good, but it was also thought-consuming, and I need something a little less melancholy and abstract for my next helping.

That's why I was thinking Cowboy Bebop next because that jazzy theme song, man, but if Soul Eater's like that too maybe I'm game.

[Kim]

Hahaha, Soul Eater ain't melancholic or filled with layers upon layers of metaphor.

[Solid Snake]

Hahaha, Soul Eater ain't melancholic or filled with layers upon layers of metaphor.

Is there a yaoi pairing?
There needs to be a yaoi pairing.

[Nikose Tyris]

Liz x Snake OTP

[Solid Snake]

Liz x Snake OTP

Psh, that's not good enough because it's not a yaoi pairing!

[phil_]

Please color in the last image in that comic so I can make it my new avatar.I can make this happen. Tomorrow. When I'm sober.

[Solid Snake]

Snake x Bob the Mercenary, on the other hand...

*devilish smile*

[Inbred Chocobo]

Okay, so after reading the thread, this is what I came up with

Vote: Nikose

For being obvious mafian scum.

[Solid Snake]

Oh noes not a Mafia reference
Anything but a Mafia reference

After that last game I am never going anywhere near Mafia ever again

[Azisien]

Why in the unholy fuck does this thread have like 300 replies. This place sucks.

[Fenris]

Liz x Snake OTP

I think what [P-Sleazy]'s saying is that he likes [Fenris]. Probably sexually.

you are my OTP.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

[Solid Snake]

Why in the unholy fuck does this thread have like 300 replies. This place sucks.

I know!
And, I wrote one-sixth of them!

[Steel Shadow]

What, 50? C'mon, you're not that b- *Checks* Jesus Christ.

[Solid Snake]

This topic now actually is my public PM inbox! :)

[Ryong]

What the fuck happened

Fuck, no, that's not a question, it's not a question 'cause the answers would be terrible

I go watch a few episodes of mawaru penguindrum and there's 80 replies of Snake being Snake and everyone talking about Snake being Snake

[Solid Snake]

and there's 80 replies of Snake being Snake and everyone talking about Snake being Snake

I know, isn't it awesome?
Didn't you miss these exact kinds of threads when I was gone?

I go watch a few episodes of mawaru penguindrum

...You're an awesome person, Ryong!

[Kim]

I'm like 90% certain that Soul x Black Star is canon.

[mauve]

...this thread had 8 pages last time I checked.

[Ryong]

I know, isn't it awesome?
Didn't you miss these exact kinds of threads when I was gone?

What the fuck happened while you were gone, man?

[Nikose Tyris]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

I HAVE MANY OTPs

[phil_]

I'm like 90% certain that Soul x Black Star is canon.You are both wrong and mistaken. Meister x Weapon only.

Like, BlackStar x Kid makes more sense, come on.

[Krylo]

Didn't you miss these exact kinds of threads when I was gone?Yes.

Also, here is your Dick, Snake.

http://i42.tinypic.com/xbn52x.jpg

[POS Industries]

That can also refer to transhumanism.
I think you mean transgender.

...Unless we're talking about nanite-controlled robot dicks here. Which would be pretty awesome.

[The SSB Intern]

Checking NPF is like coming home to find your house has not only been demolished but also somehow raped.

[Revising Ocelot]

...Unless we're talking about nanite-controlled robot dicks here. Which would be pretty awesome.

I never asked for this thread.

[CABAL49]

Man I just read through everything and I have no idea what's going on. Fuck this shit I am going to sleep.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I saw a group of dudes in suits once so I followed them. Then they went into their house and removed their skin and did a jelly dance because they were jelly men. QED.

[Kim]

Revelation: Smarty is RL Stine.

[Arcanum]

Checking NPF is like coming home to find your house has not only been demolished but also somehow raped.

Sigged.

e- umm or not? Either sigs take forever to update, or something is wrong with my user CP, or after not having a sig for so long my sig-using privileges have been revoked, or everyone but me can see my sig and I'm just a rambling crazyman, or my sig will show once I close NPF and I'll still look like a rambling crazyman.

[akaSM]

Sigged.

e- umm or not? Either sigs take forever to update, or something is wrong with my user CP, or after not having a sig for so long my sig-using privileges have been revoked, or everyone but me can see my sig and I'm just a rambling crazyman, or my sig will show once I close NPF and I'll still look like a rambling crazyman.

I think it'll appear in your next post. Also, this thread...what's it about? :raise:

[Arcanum]

I think it'll appear in your next post. Also, this thread...what's it about? :raise:

It's about nothing. Or at least, it was about something, and then derailed into nothing.

e- Huzzah the sig shows now. Weird.

[Japan]

This thread is obviously about crotch preferences.

[The SSB Intern]

I prefer yours.

[Red Mage Black]

This makes me wonder the fastest a thread has ever run in one day. Is it this one or the Homestuck thread? Maybe one I might have missed a long time back.

Also: This is what I mean, all the good stuff happens while I'm not watching the thread. It's like I'm the parent that goes to work and NPF is the kids that hold a party while I'm not here.

[greed]

You are both wrong and mistaken. Meister x Weapon only.

Like, BlackStar x Kid makes more sense, come on.

Souls and Black Star are a meister and a weapon though? And both kid and Black Star are meisters.....

[Magus]

That can also refer to transhumanism.

I think you mean transgender.

...Unless we're talking about nanite-controlled robot dicks here. Which would be pretty awesome.

I figured it was more like being an animal born in a human's body, and then receiving treatments/therapy to become an awesome wolf.

[synkr0nized]

Souls and Black Star are a meister and a weapon though? And both kid and Black Star are meisters.....

I know, right?

Anyway, Maka's gonna get Soul eventually. Blair might get to him first, though.

[POS Industries]

I figured it was more like being an animal born in a human's body, and then receiving treatments/therapy to become an awesome wolf.
No, that's called being a furry.

[Archbio]

...Unless we're talking about nanite-controlled robot dicks here. Which would be pretty awesome.

When did biotechnologies and genetic engineering become not cool enough for you people?

[Viridis]

This makes me wonder the fastest a thread has ever run in one day. Is it this one or the Homestuck thread? Maybe one I might have missed a long time back.I suspect it might have been that time Frogman was made a mod for giggles.

[synkr0nized]

Clearly complaining* and/or causing melodrama riles up everyone.


* I am not claiming that is the case with Snake's OP.

[Aldurin]

Oh fuck this thread now has 1 new page because I'm cool enough to use 80 posts per page since I last checked. Sadly it doesn't change the fact that it's an FUCKING ASSLOAD OF POSTS.

What I'm getting so far is that Phil and MSperoni are going to collab on a yaoi for Snake, involving dicks described in a minimum of 2000 words, and there will be ponies in the background. Is that right?

[MSperoni]

Yup. I've already talked with Brian about writing it and he sent me the outline for the first three chapters last night. It's pretty intense. Looks like the site's gonna get a new webcomic! "The Atomic Dickful in Dickounting: How I Dicked Your Dicks with Dicks in the Dickbit Theater"

[Ryong]

I'm not sure why I want to know, but


how many bits are there in a dickbit?

[Krylo]

The average dickbit has about five to six bits, but they can range from less than a single bit to over twelve bits.

[Ryong]

Variable length data is all the rage now with quantum computing, I guess.

[MSperoni]

Eventually the dicks will be made of polyschlongs.

[shiney]

Don't forget about Dong's law and the 12 Dongisms.

[Fenris]

Clearly complaining* and/or causing melodrama riles up everyone.


* I am not claiming that is the case with Snake's OP.

Snake didn't make this thread

[Fenris]

80 posts per page

Holy shit, I didn't know you could do that. I've been at 40 for the past forever and had no idea they changed the limit.

[Geminex]

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT FENRIS S. LAMENHAUSER
LOOK HOW UNCOOL HE IS WITH HIS 40 POSTS
LETS STUFF HIM IN A LOCKER

Also, I've always shipped Nikose X Snake myself, but that's just me.

[Nikose Tyris]

I have photos that validate your ship, Gem

[CelesJessa]

This is why I can't have my niche anymore

You guys do it for me.

[Loyal]

You are the greatest corruptor of all, CJ. Your work is complete.

[CelesJessa]

I suppose now is the time to sit back and enjoy the spoils?

[Aldurin]

Holy shit, I didn't know you could do that. I've been at 40 for the past forever and had no idea they changed the limit.

It still amazes me that you still know how to be all admin about this site (though I do guess shiney is the one who sticks his head into the server to change shit).

[Solid Snake]

I have photos that validate your ship, Gem

Wut

[synkr0nized]

Snake didn't make this thread

But his is still the opening post of this thread.

[Solid Snake]

But his is still the opening post of this thread.

It's still important to note that I didn't come up with the thread title, though, and in fact my opening post contradicts it. >.>

[Fifthfiend]

I suppose now is the time to sit back and enjoy the spoils?

Cocks for the cocks throne

[MSperoni]

Don't start this again!

[Flarecobra]

Cocks for the cocks throne

So what would be the other half of that?

[Kim]

More cocks.

[Osterbaum]

Balls?

[MSperoni]

A crown of balls.

[akaSM]

It still amazes me that you still know how to be all admin about this site (though I do guess shiney is the one who sticks his head into the server to break shit).

FTFY

[Aldurin]

FTFY

For now on, I'll imagine shiney smashing his head into the server computer whenever he says he's working on something with the forum.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

So what would be the other half of that?

Balls for the ball god, obviously.

[synkr0nized]

It's still important to note that I didn't come up with the thread title, though, and in fact my opening post contradicts it. >.>

Oh, I know! I just wanted to be clear I wasn't implying negative things about the post.

[greed]

I suppose now is the time to sit back and enjoy the spoils?

When CJ saw the breadth of her empire, she wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

[CelesJessa]

When CJ saw the breadth of her empire, she wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2527/fence6mudalt.png

[Solid Snake]

Today I learned that CJ bleeds feces.

[Aldurin]

Today I learned that CJ bleeds feces.

That's chocolate you sick fuck.

[The SSB Intern]

Does anyone else suddenly want to cut open CJ and feast upon her insides?

[CelesJessa]

Oh look at the time. I left a... thing... in the oven.

You guys have fun with... whatever this thread is.

[Krylo]

Oh look at the time. I left a... thing... in the oven.

You guys have fun with... whatever this thread is.

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/6513/414efdf871a5bc37257f7b7.jpg

[Solid Snake]

Dammit Krylo, now you're spoiling some of the more awesome twists in Fifthfiend's upcoming LP.
(Fifthfiend is still doing that LP, right?)

[Seil]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215077593_7qMNK-L-2.jpg

[Archbio]

Does anyone else suddenly want to cut open CJ and feast upon her insides?

What do you mean, suddenly?

[Fifthfiend]

Dammit Krylo, now you're spoiling some of the more awesome twists in Fifthfiend's upcoming LP.
(Fifthfiend is still doing that LP, right?)

That thread is never not going to be a thing that happened is it.

Just gonna sit there

under the floorboards

beating

[synkr0nized]

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/6513/414efdf871a5bc37257f7b7.jpg

ha ha ha ha ha
It's funnier because it's an actual thing that exists.

[Geminex]

That thread is never not going to be a thing that happened is it.

Just gonna sit there

under the floorboards

beating

Nope
it will never go away
ever

until you make the sacrifice

THE FORUM DEMANDS BLOOD

[MSperoni]

Today I learned that CJ bleeds feces.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/TheMoreYouKnow.gif

[batgirl]

That thread is never not going to be a thing that happened is it.

Just gonna sit there

under the floorboards

beating

Oh gods! The beating of that insufferable thread! Make it stop!!

[Darth SS]

Today I learned that CJ bleeds feces.

I just want you to know that you have ruined that picture for me. Forever. I used to think it was funny, but now it just sends a weird chill up and down my back.

[Terex4]

This is why I lurk. Every time a thread that I can actually contribute to pops up, I'm absent >.>

Now that I've added to the abomination, I'm off!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Oh gods! The beating of that insufferable thread! Make it stop!!

Quoth the poster, "Rep me more!"

[Solid Snake]

That thread is never not going to be a thing that happened is it.

Just gonna sit there

under the floorboards

beating

GET THAT LP DONE FIFTH

No excuses!!!

[Ecks]

God dammit you guys. Why do I always show up when the party's already over and all that's left is that clown in a barrel over in the corner eyeing me like a creepy fucker?

[shiney]

Because.

Thread OVER.