Betty Elms ain't shit [Archive] - The Warring States of NPF

Fifthfiend

01-28-2012, 10:13 PM

Who the fuck is Batty Elms!?

How the fuck should i know? Probably just some nobody.

You all know this is just an excuse for Fifth to fakeban everyone who posted here.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/disapoint/grand/disapoint486.gif

Fifthfiend

01-28-2012, 10:20 PM

Fifth is just afraid that Betty Elms will fulfill the prophecy and one day defeat him.

Man whatever I would straight chop that scrub with my ninja sword

Then backflip off my motorcycle into my three-wolf t-shirt

CABAL49

01-28-2012, 10:36 PM

Betty Elms: Confirmed Fifthfiend alt account.

I have been saying this since "Betty" first appeared.

Osterbaum

01-28-2012, 10:47 PM

Well if it's true, Betty is an improvement on Fifth.

Seil

01-28-2012, 11:03 PM

2bkRGH4sJDE

BitVyper

01-28-2012, 11:53 PM

Man whatever I would straight chop that scrub with my ninja sword

Then backflip off my motorcycle into my three-wolf t-shirt

What if Betty wears a let-me-tell-you-about-Homestuck guy shirt.

Magus

01-29-2012, 03:35 AM

Well if it's true, Betty is an improvement on Fifth.
.

TDK

01-29-2012, 02:26 PM

Man why you gotta hate

POS Industries

01-29-2012, 02:57 PM

You all know this is just an excuse for Fifth to fakeban everyone who posted here.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/gandhi.gif

Professor Smarmiarty

01-29-2012, 03:22 PM

I don't understand why one would want to be shit. Shit is pretty shit.

A Zarkin' Frood

01-29-2012, 03:50 PM

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/gandhi.gif

I'm personally waiting for a honest "Since when isn't Fifth an admin anymore? Why wasn't there drama that was really sad to watch and why didn't Fifth take a break from the forums after that?"

The SSB Intern

01-29-2012, 06:20 PM

I think Betty just gave Fifth the "but not really because you're a disgusting excuse for a human being" speech.

Osterbaum

01-29-2012, 06:27 PM

I'm pretty sure Fifth shouldn't be friends with anyone.

Fifthfiend

01-29-2012, 08:21 PM

Well if it's true, Betty is an improvement on Fifth.

Yeah an improvement

at shitty posting http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/smug.gif

What if Betty wears a let-me-tell-you-about-Homestuck guy shirt.

That's why I chop her with the ninja sword first, DUH

I think Betty just gave Fifth the "but not really because you're a disgusting excuse for a human being" speech.

Just wait until she figures out that handsome athletic musician is just a big jerk, then she'll realize she'd have been better off with a nice guy like me.

Fifthfiend

01-29-2012, 08:26 PM

That's why I chop her with the ninja sword first, DUH

But then as I landed onto my motorcycle her slashed trenchcoat would billow open as the slow-motion scattering of the flock of doves cleared i'd be caught in the inescapable glare of judgment of nerdish white-person scum and know that this day she had fallen

but it was I who had lost

BitVyper

01-29-2012, 09:25 PM

That's why I chop her with the ninja sw-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/avatar_94a1a248fea0_128.png

Osterbaum

01-29-2012, 09:43 PM

Yeah an improvement

at shitty posting
ZING

Fifthfiend

01-29-2012, 10:27 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/avatar_94a1a248fea0_128.png

Hahahaha I can't even bullshit, pretty much owned

Ecks

01-30-2012, 02:13 AM

I know fifth quoting himself and then answering his own post is kind of his thing but...

why is fifth quoting himself and answering his own post? It's like he's having a dialogue with himself... over the internet... for the entire forum to see.

EDIT: That was pretty sweet though, Bit gets rep forever

A Zarkin' Frood

01-30-2012, 08:01 AM

I do that too, but when I do that people think I'm crazy. So I stopped, because people have this annoying tendency to take me seriously specifically in the moments they shouldn't.

EDIT: I'd also love to know what's up with that black dude's face and why people think it's so hysterical.

EDIT2: Like, no offense, but I manage to sleep through memetastic stuff, because fuck them. But sometimes I miss stuff that's only half terrible. Especially if they are youtube videos because fuck your shitty youtube videos.

Osterbaum

01-30-2012, 08:04 AM

Nobody ever takes you seriously.

Osterbaum

01-30-2012, 08:05 AM

Nobody ever takes you seriously.
Yeah, same goes for you dumb ass.

A Zarkin' Frood

01-30-2012, 08:07 AM

Your response proved that you still take me too seriously.

Try it with this: Rape is funny.

Premmy

01-30-2012, 08:09 AM

EDIT: I'd also love to know what's up with that black dude's face and why people think it's so hysterical.

EDIT2: Like, no offense, but I manage to sleep through memetastic stuff, because fuck them. But sometimes I miss stuff that's only half terrible. Especially if they are youtube videos because fuck your shitty youtube videos.
Like most memes it's a reference. That guy was in this picture
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/160/625/tumblr_lpiwqw3WyJ1r18quno1_500.jpg?1313087940

Seil

01-30-2012, 11:31 AM

Your response proved that you still take me too seriously.

Try it with this: Rape is funny.

George Carlin seems to think so! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcFryjunIjw)

Aldurin

01-30-2012, 02:14 PM

https://s3.amazonaws.com/maximumble/comics/2011-02-09-0048.png

akaSM

01-30-2012, 11:07 PM

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/gandhi.gif

Why hasn't Betty turned into a mod yet? What could possibly go wrong?

Osterbaum

01-31-2012, 09:02 PM

Random modification is so 2009. Reaction images is where it's at now.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9646/spiderman10g.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/32/spiderman10g.jpg/)

Ecks

01-31-2012, 09:45 PM

No Osterbaum no. Please, don't do that shitty 4chan thing where we post memetastic 60s Spiderman cartoon stills. In fact we should just drop reaction images period and do the 90s thing where we just post what we're feeling in cold hard text.

Krylo

01-31-2012, 09:51 PM

Ecks

01-31-2012, 09:54 PM

I can live with animated gifs.

Osterbaum

01-31-2012, 09:59 PM

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2530/rapespidermanmemes640x4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/rapespidermanmemes640x4.jpg/)

CABAL49

01-31-2012, 10:31 PM

Man I came up with the best allegory the other day about circle jerking in chat and I don't remember what it was for. Man I don't even remember half the shit I say.

Osterbaum

01-31-2012, 10:39 PM

None of us do.

pochercoaster

02-01-2012, 01:08 AM

Man I came up with the best allegory the other day about circle jerking in chat and I don't remember what it was for. Man I don't even remember half the shit I say.

cool story bro

Betty Elms

02-01-2012, 01:38 AM

TDK

02-01-2012, 01:46 AM

http://chaoticsignal.com/image/original/OH%20NO%20YOU%20DI%20INT%20MICHELLE%20OBAMA.jpg

synkr0nized

02-01-2012, 01:50 AM

You all know this is just an excuse for Fifth to fakeban everyone who posted here.

he should be removed from staff!

Sheesh. I hope when I get fired people still assume I'm in a position of authority over them like this.

Also this thread is getting dumber the more images are posted.

TDK

02-01-2012, 01:52 AM

Also this thread is getting dumber the more images are posted.

http://chaoticsignal.com/image/original/OH%20NO%20YOU%20DI%20INT%20MICHELLE%20OBAMA.jpg

Fifthfiend

02-01-2012, 02:31 AM

Forumite Fifthfiend has rapidly established a first rate pooping record. In my heart.

When I see that Fifthfiend has pooped in my heart I am like man that poop is is getting bits all over my swoons and my flusters. :(

You pooped in my heart when you failed to live up to my EXACTING POSTING STANDARDS http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/thmad-1.gif

Way to fail me Betty

Way to fail Christmas :(

Fifthfiend

02-01-2012, 02:35 AM

ALL THOSE ORPHANS

DOIN' THEIR BEST

TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS

Aldurin

02-01-2012, 02:39 AM

Not the orphans!

Marc v4.0

02-01-2012, 02:44 AM

The tears add flavour

Betty Elms

02-01-2012, 03:02 AM

ALL THOSE ORPHANS

DOIN' THEIR BEST

TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS

I burst into the orphanage cackling maniacally, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeMeBhkYGlg) running about and wrecking everybody's shit. I modify various essential household appliances into makeshift toys, with which I satiate the children and quell the incipient tearflow. Near all of the orphanage's necessary accommodations have been rendered useless, and I am uncertain as to how many of the children will survive the winter. But Christmas has been saved.

Amake

02-01-2012, 03:12 AM

Man I came up with the best allegory the other day about circle jerking in chat and I don't remember what it was for. Man I don't even remember half the shit I say.
I think I remember that. You said something about a circle jerk that only entertaining to those involved in it or something? And I said those involved in a circle jerk always enjoy it, except the one who finishes last. And I thought the metaphor was falling apart, but someone disagreed for some reason I don't remember.

Anyway I think we can all agree that no person is actually poop.

Fifthfiend

02-01-2012, 03:39 AM

I burst into the orphanage cackling maniacally, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeMeBhkYGlg) running about and wrecking everybody's shit. I modify various essential household appliances into makeshift toys, with which I satiate the children and quell the incipient tearflow. Near all of the orphanage's necessary accommodations have been rendered useless, and I am uncertain as to how many of the children will survive the winter. But Christmas has been saved.

We didn't have to worry about winter killing the kids.

Not after every one of your horrifying parodies of a child's plaything turned out to be a 100% guaranteed choking hazard.

Fifthfiend

02-01-2012, 03:42 AM

THOSE WEREN'T TEARS OF SORROW, BETTY ELMS

THEY WERE THE TEARS OF TINY WINDPIPES

BEING OBSTRUCTED

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/sad3.png

Seil

02-01-2012, 04:03 AM

rtd2w3wtSAA

Osterbaum

02-01-2012, 06:53 AM

Can't leave the thread for one night and it has completely changed.

Also this thread is getting dumber the more images are posted.
Yeah, I don't know why I find 60's Spiderman so funny and I'm slightly ashamed that I do. It's my guilty pleasure.

e: Far be it from me to not keep annoying the shit out of everyone else though!
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9374/1302412182399.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/401/1302412182399.jpg/)

Ecks

02-01-2012, 07:05 PM

Man I don't even know what's going on anymore. I actually think 60s Spidey would improve the thread at this point. Post away Osterbaum, please, I can't bear to watch any more of this wank fest between Betty and Fifth.

BitVyper

02-01-2012, 08:04 PM

God, you know what the worst thing about forums is? People like, talking to each other. I mean every time I come in here I'm just subjected to all this filth, and today I see this; Forumites acting... acting... familiar with each other. It's disgusting. It's even worse than last week when I saw two people holding hands in public. Ugh god, it makes me sick just thinking about it.

Next thing you know they'll be sharing a laugh over an amusing anecdote.

akaSM

02-01-2012, 08:48 PM

Request to change the names of the 2 parties involved in this to:

Fifth Elms

Bettyfiend

CABAL49

02-01-2012, 09:10 PM

Request to change the names of the 2 parties involved in this to:

Fifth Elms

Bettyfiend

Seconded.

BitVyper

02-01-2012, 09:22 PM

Get in line. I'm still angling for Batty Elms.

Osterbaum

02-01-2012, 09:25 PM

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6966/smrojuyqpp1302402671428.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/23/smrojuyqpp1302402671428.png/)

POS Industries

02-01-2012, 09:52 PM

Request to change the names of the 2 parties involved in this to:

Fifth Elms

Bettyfiend
Which is the fat one created by doing the Fusion Dance wrong?

TDK

02-01-2012, 10:10 PM

Request to change the names of the 2 parties involved in this to:

Fifth Elms

Bettyfiend

http://community.zenoss.org/servlet/JiveServlet/showImage/2-50935-4282/ScruffySecond.jpg

Fifthfiend

02-01-2012, 11:33 PM

Request to change the names of the 2 parties involved in this to:

Fifth Elms

Bettyfiend

No FifthyElms?

Which is the fat one created by doing the Fusion Dance wrong?

I don't think my torrid, passionate love affair with Betty's Dennis Hopper avatar could survive my finding out that I'm not the fat one.

Fifthfiend

02-01-2012, 11:37 PM

Admittedly I'm really only not deviating from my existing policy of imagining that all of you look like Dennis Hopper and that everything I've ever seen in the camwhore thread is a bizarre and inexplicable collection of horrors that in all likelihood I dreamed because it couldn't possibly have been real.*

*except Japanocide, we all know he pretty

Fifthfiend

02-01-2012, 11:39 PM

akaSM

02-02-2012, 12:28 AM

No FifthyElms?

That'd be the name of your first child.

Seil

02-02-2012, 02:53 AM

...Why are all the images on Google for "Fifthyelms" baseball players?

Seil

02-02-2012, 02:53 AM

What did you all do!?

Archbio

02-02-2012, 03:25 AM

FifthyElms

Just put it back in the Transporter and push "reverse."

Ecks

02-02-2012, 01:20 PM

I'm sorry, who are you?

Who me? Oh I'm nobody. I just showed up one day, binged on the 8BT archives and kind of hung out in the background... you assholes got me addicted to Homestuck and showed me how shitty Bleach is.

I'm just that fly over in the corner, stuck to the wall and unable to leave.

Osterbaum

02-02-2012, 01:59 PM

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5708/1812961icarethismuchspi.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/1812961icarethismuchspi.jpg/)

Ecks

02-02-2012, 02:07 PM

Nobody cares what you think, Osterbaum.

Osterbaum

02-02-2012, 02:27 PM

oh snap

Fifthfiend

02-02-2012, 02:48 PM

Nobody cares what you think, Osterbaum.

I'm sorry, who are you?

Osterbaum

02-02-2012, 11:59 PM

He's actually my alt account. I'm just having a circle jerk with myself masturbating.

Krylo

02-03-2012, 12:15 AM

I'm just having a circle jerk with myself.

I think you need at least one other person for it to be a circle jerk. Otherwise it's just a jerk.

Shyria Dracnoir

02-03-2012, 12:22 AM

Takes one to know one.

Osterbaum

02-03-2012, 12:22 AM

Fixed it.

e: Takes one to know one.
Me and Krylo, we're very much alike. Except I'm less disgusting.

Fifthfiend

02-03-2012, 04:33 AM

He's actually my alt account. I'm just having a circle jerk with myself masturbating.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/travoltathrusting.gif

CABAL49

02-03-2012, 04:50 AM

Fuck it. Everywhere I go I just see John Travolta's ever-trusting crotch.

Fifthfiend

02-03-2012, 04:56 AM

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/jamiethrust.gif

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

02-03-2012, 05:01 AM

Both of those gifs go very well with Fifths current avvy.

Osterbaum

02-03-2012, 07:45 AM

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2298/spidermeme6.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/521/spidermeme6.jpg/)