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Ecks
02-02-2012, 01:42 PM
It has occurred to me that nobody knows who the hell I am.

Or maybe you do and my being a background character is a humiliating lesson in NPF cliques and social structure. I don't really care, I have more fun observing you cool and popular people and sliding a comment here or there when no one's looking, then slinking back into obscurity again.

I do not for any reason whatsoever want to be thrust into the limelight, outside of this thread, obviously. So please, for the love of god, do not under any circumstance try to make me one of your vaunted and absurdly influential forum personalities. I find it hard enough to maintain my personal relationships, much less fame on an obscure webcomic forum.

This is actually a stealth request for everyone to make fun of me mercilessly by either flaming me super hard or completely ignoring the thread, which is what I'm actually assuming is going to happen.
Geminex
02-02-2012, 01:51 PM
Who the hell let this guy in
Professor Smarmiarty
02-02-2012, 01:51 PM
Pfft forum celebrity. Chat celebrity is where it is at these days. Try to keep up.
Cause that's where all the haps is at.
Osterbaum
02-02-2012, 01:56 PM
Incidently, SMB here is neither.
Ecks
02-02-2012, 01:56 PM
Oh man, I haven't been in chat in such a long time. I really ought to pop over there sometime soon.
Professor Smarmiarty
02-02-2012, 02:12 PM
Incidently, SMB here is neither.

Hahaha it amuses me when young ens come fresh out of school, whistle in their hair, springs in their boots and think they can take a shot at old man SMB
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
02-02-2012, 02:13 PM
Hahaha it amuses me when young ens come fresh out of school, whistle in their hair, springs in their boots and think they can take a shot at old man SMB

Join date: 2007

Hah.
Hahaha.
Ecks
02-02-2012, 02:13 PM
Smarty we don't even have to try anymore. You feed everyone straight lines.

EDIT: Ninja'd by Karesh. Exactly what I'm talking about.
Professor Smarmiarty
02-02-2012, 02:16 PM
Hah.
Hahaha.

It's best not to talk about the dark times.
Osterbaum
02-02-2012, 02:28 PM
BSMB=BullShit McBarrelpants?
Loyal
02-02-2012, 03:19 PM
Wouldn't it be BBHS in either case?
Kyanbu The Legend
02-02-2012, 03:38 PM
Ah being popular is over rated, trust me, being a ghost has it's advantages.

Like being every and nowhere at once. :)

Lurking from the shadows, unseen by all.
Flarecobra
02-02-2012, 03:38 PM
Where did the H come from?
pochercoaster
02-02-2012, 03:40 PM
His original name was Barrel Hating Sycophant.
Flarecobra
02-02-2012, 03:52 PM
I know that.
Professor Smarmiarty
02-02-2012, 03:55 PM
BSMB=BullShit McBarrelpants?

More like big shitty manky barrel.

Wouldn't it be BBHS in either case?

I have been through many forms but it pays not to confuse the laymen. Jesus wasn't born in 1AD but it is useful as a guidance systme.
Grandmaster_Skweeb
02-02-2012, 04:09 PM
Who's this somebody hornin' in on my invisible status?
Kyanbu The Legend
02-02-2012, 04:32 PM
He is EckScizor, Supreme Ninja Master!
Seil
02-02-2012, 05:50 PM
The last time I was in chat someone spent all of their time talking about Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

BAKE A CAKE LIKE GASTON
BitVyper
02-02-2012, 07:47 PM
Uh, since when can non-members start threads?
Ecks
02-03-2012, 10:37 AM
I love how it turned into shitting on Smarty for a minute there, that was just fantastic.

I have no idea Bit. Someone should get shiney in here to figure that out.
Ecks
02-03-2012, 10:38 AM
He is EckScizor, Supreme Ninja Master!

Okay this is awesome and you're awesome for saying it. Totally sigging and changing my user title.