sdhfhkodjfg ~ NPF Sign up/Discussion Thread -1

[Aldurin]

I'm looking for people interested in forming a quirky micro-community online. Domain costs and such won't be a problem as we'll infest a webcomic forum when no one is looking, and artificially keep it alive after the webcomic is over. I'm going to need quirky people, politically incorrect people, angry people and 15 samples of fifthfiend's DNA to start it off at the very base.

The Backstory
dicks

The Posting System
butts mcderp

There is currently no limit on signups, but you must post before the deadline of February 6, 2012. Direct any questions to google. You can negotiate for adminship on these terms.

If you want mod powers: Permanent fakeban
If you want admin powers: Permanent fullban

Sign up now before you regret it!

-1: Osterbaum
1: InsaneGenius
2: akaSM
3: Hawk
4: CABAL49
5: Kyanbu the Legend
6: Token
7: Token
8: Magus
9: Fifthfiend (I still need those DNA samples, preferably NOT in sperm form)
10: Flarecobra
11: Loyal
12: EckScizor
13: Shyria Dracnoir
14: Thadius
15: NOT-whomper
16: Synkronized (so hard)
17: Amake
18: Smarty McBarrelpants
19: Geminex (on the assumption that your character is kind, charismatic and tries to prevent confrontation)
20. Bitvyper
22: Token
23: Token
24: Token
25: Token
26: Token
27: Token
28: Token
29: Token
30: Token
31: Token (geez, you can stop signing up now, dude)
32: Satan's Onion
33: Mauve Mage
34: Relm Zephyrous
35: Token
36: Betty Elms
37: Token

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Penis.

[akaSM]

derp

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

What a stupid idea, it'll never work!

[CABAL49]

Shit. Literal shit everywhere.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'm looking for people interested in forming a quirky micro-community online. Domain costs and such won't be a problem as we'll infest a webcomic forum when no one is looking, and artificially keep it alive after the webcomic is over. I'm going to need quirky people, politically incorrect people, angry people and 15 samples of fifthfiend's DNA to start it off at the very base.

The Backstory
dicks

The Posting System
butts mcderp

There is currently no limit on signups, but you must post before the deadline of February 6, 2012. Direct any questions to google. You can negotiate for adminship on these terms.

If you want mod powers: Permanent fakeban
If you want admin powers: Permanent fullban

Sign up now before you regret it!

1: InsaneGenius

...But today is February 8, 2012...

[Token]

What in the name of Christ's quivering clit am I reading here, Earl?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

1: InsaneGenius

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Magus]

Earl had the swiftest fall to the dark side of us all. Never have I seen such a plummet into the abyss. It would be inspiring if it weren't so terrifying.

[Fifthfiend]

I have no idea what the fuck is happening here but I want in.

What in the name of Christ's quivering clit am I reading here, Earl?

http://nuklearforums.com/image.php?u=53630&dateline=1326746842

[Fifthfiend]

LET'S PLAY

Nuklear Power Forums Poster

[Flarecobra]

http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/vader-cat.jpg

Hey, if NPF has Yodadog, why can't we do a Vadercat?

[Magus]

What in the name of Christ's quivering clit am I reading here, Earl?

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/5456/jokerthejoker2662374433.jpg

"Tonight, you're all going to be part of a social experiment..."

[akaSM]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2131/o0768096610394516550.jpg

[Kyanbu The Legend]

That Pikachu would give children nightmares.

[Fifthfiend]

That Pikachu would children nightmares.

Your catgirls would children nightmares.

[Loyal]

Your catgirls would children nightmares.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/UnrelatedImages/26e4d6d2.gif

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Your catgirls would children nightmares.

Yeah you got a point there.

[Ecks]

This thread is terrible. Sign me up right away Earl.

[Osterbaum]

Nick: Osterbaum X-TREME COMIC SANS
Join date: times ago
Location: in yo mama
Posts: 12,000
e-peen: large

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/82236900.gif

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/2415.gif

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Q0HCU.gif

[Thadius]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2569tg1.png

[Aldurin]

Nick: Osterbaum X-TREME COMIC SANS
Join date: times ago
Location: in yo mama
Posts: 12,000
e-pene: large

Rejected. How the fuck can you call that a proper character? Hell, you must get all of the snickers in the chat room when such a small e-peen is showing.

Everyone else is good though. Updated the list.

[Whomper]

ooh ooh can i be the guy who isnt english good with capitalization and punctuation where there using the wrong spellings of words to

but only once in a while

[synkr0nized]

Whomper is pushing my buttons.

[Amake]

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv324/immortalpictures/actioncomputer.gif
Let's make the Internet more like this picture.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Can I play a cyborg ninja?

[Geminex]

Man, all I gleaned from this thread was that Earl really wants to recieve some 'genetic material' from fifth.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Apparently Token is so uh... well whatever is required to join that he made the list twice.

[BitVyper]

Can I play a cyborg ninja?

Only if you come up with a backstory to make it setting appropriate.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Mod material right here.

Can I play a cyborg ninja?

I really can't see you playing that sort of role. That would be like casting tiny Mel Gibson to play the 6ft tall William Walla- oh, wait...

[Osterbaum]

Rejected. How the fuck can you call that a proper character? Hell, you must get all of the snickers in the chat room when such a small e-peen is showing.
Man, you don't know shit. Like based on what is my character not a proper one!? You guys just discriminate against new kids, you're a bunch of circle jerkers just sitting around all day jerking each others e-peens for fuck sake. Like I'm not even pissed, I feel sad for you wasting away in this little community of yours feeling all smug and superior to anyone new who tries to fit in.

Fuck man, I'm outta here 'cause I've had enough with your shitty little forum. You're all a bunch of assholes and shitfaces.

e: Like I don't even fucking care anymore! That's why I made this huge rant, to prove how little I care!

e2: I keep coming back to tell you you're all so full of shit because I don't fucking care assholes.

e3: fcuk

e4: shit bitch fucking ass

[Flarecobra]

Maybe we should make our own forum, call it "Asslatte" or something. :P

[Aldurin]

Great turnout, but we need more people. Don't be afraid to sign up, it won't hurt THAT much.

[Osterbaum]

Great turnout, but we need more people. Don't be afraid to sign up, it won't hurt THAT much.
Fuck you shitface!

[Amake]

I made this funny avatar if someone wants it. Cause we're all going to need avatars on this forum right?
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv324/immortalpictures/monkey.gif

[Aldurin]

Fuck you shitface!

Hey! Be grateful that I'm even starting an RP for you to fail at entering!

Worthless sack of shit.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Only if you come up with a backstory to make it setting appropriate.

I'm shrouded in mistery!
I always come from mists yous ee.

[Token]

Apparently Token is so uh... well whatever is required to join that he made the list twice.

WHAT.

[Token]

I have no idea what the fuck is happening here but I want in.



http://nuklearforums.com/image.php?u=53630&dateline=1326746842

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/5456/jokerthejoker2662374433.jpg

"Tonight, you're all going to be part of a social experiment..."

i don't even know what either of those reactions are supposed to mean, but okay.

[Token]

also earl
feel free to eat a bag of rotting zombie dicks

[Geminex]

WHAT.

Three times.

Edit:


also earl
feel free to eat a bag of rotting zombie dicks
Four times.

[Token]

(i don't like you, you're dumb)

[Token]

this is bullshit i demand to speak to my lawyer

[Token]

he agrees this is bullshit and earl is a horsefisting queefstain

[Token]

kay good, glad that's settled.

[Token]

Three times.

Edit:


Four times.

Fuck you and everything you love.

[Geminex]

I missed you too, Token.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

That wasn't your lawyer. That was me in a wig!

[Token]

That wasn't your lawyer. That was me in a wig!

that explains the herpes. :ohdear:

[Geminex]

That wasn't your lawyer. That was me in a wig!

That wasn't a wig! That was me in a clever disguise!

Edit:
This also explains the herpes.

[Token]

I missed you too, Token.

No. :mad:

[Geminex]

D :

Edit:
This is what Joey must feel like every time you hang up on him.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

that explains the herpes. :ohdear:



This also explains the herpes.


Getting it twice in a row cancels it out!
SMB 1 Suckers 0

[Osterbaum]

Hey! Be grateful that I'm even starting an RP for you to fail at entering!

Worthless sack of shit.
bitch

[CABAL49]

All I know is that you all gather a bunch of butts and have them shit all over the hopes and dreams of everyone.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

WHAT.
Like... I'm not sure if this is a good thing. I think it's not, but we're all on it. Except Oster, he's cool. But you're on it twice.

[...]
3: Hawk
4: CABAL49
5: Kyanbu the Legend
6: Token
7: Token
8: Magus
9: Fifthfiend (I still need those DNA samples, preferably NOT in sperm form)
10: Flarecobra
11: Loyal
12: EckScizor
[...]

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Man fuck, I had this thread open without responding for too long...

Let's just say everything is terrible.

[Satan's Onion]

he agrees this is bullshit and earl is a horsefisting queefstain

Fuck you and everything you love.

What in the name of Christ's quivering clit am I reading here, Earl?

also earl
feel free to eat a bag of rotting zombie dicks

I wanna be as eloquent as you when I grow up. http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5936/gollygosh.gif

[mauve]

....I have no idea what's going on here and I'm not sure I want to know.

[Aldurin]

Come on, we still have space!

Also fifth, dammit those DNA samples won't send themselves.

[Aldurin]

You can negotiate for adminship on these terms.

If you want mod powers: Permanent fakeban
If you want admin powers: Permanent fullban

I should clarify that this means that in order to get that degree of adminship, then the corresponding degree of banning will be enacted on you.

[Relm Zephyrous]

Come on, we still have space!

Also fifth, dammit those DNA samples won't send themselves.

You're never going to run out of space at this rate. The exponential expansion will just grow and infect the entire internet if we don't stop it.


And I am ok with this.

[Osterbaum]

Come on, we still have space!
your space sucks

e: you're so fat that you take up enough space for two assface

[Token]

I should clarify that this means that in order to get that degree of adminship, then the corresponding degree of banning will be enacted on you.

...

I demand admin powers, immediately.

[Aldurin]

...

I demand admin powers, immediately.

No, they're currently OP.

And Oster needs to calm the fuck down since he's on the list now.

[Aldurin]

Like did you seriously expect me to start handing out such abilities without rigorous balancing first?

[Token]

YES.

[Arcanum]

Who balances anything these days? Just throw them out to the public and eventually the complainers will rage quit and you will be left with the people who don't give a shit, thus making them no longer OP.

[Fifthfiend]

Man it would be super-crazy of Earl to make me an admin.

[Osterbaum]

I don't want to be on your stupid list anymore. -1 the fuck is that shit

[Aldurin]

Man it would be super-crazy of Earl to make me an admin.

Fifth . . . samples . . . NOW!

[Fifthfiend]

I'm firing everything.

[Aldurin]

Like how do you think I'm supposed to have an army of Fifthfiend clone admins for you guys to fight against if he ain't supplying?

[Aldurin]

I'm firing everything.

9: Fifthfiend (I still need those DNA samples, preferably NOT in sperm form)

.

[Osterbaum]

I think he needs something to get him in the DNA donating mood.

[Flarecobra]

I'll get the tentacles.

[Fifthfiend]

.

I said everything

[akaSM]

Earl, I think you forgot to add Token

[Aldurin]

Earl, I think you forgot to add Token

Thanks for pointing that out. It would have been a pretty bad mistake.

Sign ups close tomorrow when I wake up.

[Betty Elms]

what in the name of fuck is this nonsensical horseshit

whatever it is, make me admin of it.

[Osterbaum]

This sign-up is racist towards Finns! Do not support it!

[Ecks]

God fucking damn what the hell happened while I was gone? I turn my back on you fucks for five seconds and now Token's been cloned, Fifth is withholding his genetic material and Oster is flipping his shit over being the one Earl is spoiling the most.

Jesus Oster you crabby douche, getting at the top of the list as -1 isn't good enough for you? Do we need to get you a fucking jetpack or a flying car or something? Or no maybe we need to hand craft a tailor made suit out of rep gems and tears, would that sate your greed you piggy piggy piggy fuck piggy piggy?

[Magus]

i don't even know what either of those reactions are supposed to mean, but okay.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.

[Aldurin]

Signups closed. It now begins. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=41360)

[Aldurin]

Hm, you guys are making progress. I just hope Token becomes better at survival soon.

[Token]

I don't.

[batgirl]

Damn I missed it. With Oster impaled on that phallus, bet you all wished you had someone with narcotics on her don't you?