It's my birthday

[shiney]

As a present to me, I will ban someone tonight for a period yet to be determined!

Suggestions and reasons below! Go, NPF, throw each other under the bus for my amusement!!!

[Geminex]

DIBS!

No, wait, fu-

[Seil]

OzXO_5e8oO0

[Aldurin]

As a present to me, I will ban someone tonight for a period yet to be determined!

Suggestions and reasons below! Go, NPF, throw each other under the bus for my amusement!!!

Friggin' attention whores . . .

Clearly you should ban yourself for maximum irony.

Or Meister, we're not picky.

[Token]

Me. Let's face it, I'm awful. This isn't even my worst post. (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1184089&postcount=116)

And I'm a nigger on a forum full of white guys. Banning me will probably increase property values or some shit.

[shiney]

Me. Let's face it, I'm awful. This isn't even my worst post. (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1184089&postcount=116)

And I'm a nigger on a forum full of white guys. Banning me will probably increase property values or some shit.

Sorry, no can do. We don't...we don't serve your kind here.

[CABAL49]

Japan. The whole country of Asia.

[Ecks]

Vote: Fifthfiend

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Ban me for having the audacity to not being banned before. I mean. I probably deserve it.

[Revising Ocelot]

You know I've been craving it for a while. Also I love attention and I'm a jackass. So yeah. :dance:

Am I doing this tongue-in-cheek thing correctly?

[CABAL49]

Should just on the fact that is a ROMULAN, NOT a Vulcan. Notice the ridges on the forehead.

[Revising Ocelot]

It's so small I can't notice shit. Also, I don't know what a Romulan looks like. Hoo boy.

[CABAL49]

They look like Vulcans with forehead ridges. Why is this hard?

[Osterbaum]

"CONGRATULATIONS"

Is what all of you should've said and what I would have said if I cared.

[shiney]

It's so small I can't notice shit.

That's what she said.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Ban everyone who likes star trek. Those fuckers annoy me with their space elves and shit.

[pochercoaster]

"CONGRATULATIONS"

Is what all of you should've said and what I would have said if I cared.

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[Fifthfiend]

nigger

Ban Token for being racist against black people.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Ban your mom for being a terrible lay.
Ohhohohohoh, what good fun.

[Fifthfiend]

Ban Smarty.

[Revising Ocelot]

They look like Vulcans with forehead ridges. Why is this hard?

Because I've only really seen episodes of TNG that featured a distinct lack of Vulcans or Romulans. Plenty of Klingons though...

Updated title to reflect current alignments.

[Seil]

Ban your mom for being a terrible lay.
Ohhohohohoh, what good fun.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/10368541.jpg

[Solid Snake]

Seil telling someone that they're disregarding logic is like Nikose accusing someone of sexual immorality
I mean how
HOW DOES IT WORK

[Fifthfiend]

Alternately: make Smarty an admin

[Seil]

He could go drunk with power!

Or just, like, regular drunk.

[Osterbaum]

We should do it for science.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Alternately: make Smarty an admin

Do not ignore the whispers at the end of hearing, the madness beyond sight. The fates have decreed an end and I am its herald.
In his fevered dream journey beyond reason Fifth has seen the truth. Listen. Listen. Listen.

[Flarecobra]

Ban Drooling Iguana for old times sake.

Or everyone! Red for everyone!

[Token]

Ban Token for being racist against black people.

black people.

black
people.
I'm confused. How can monkeys be people?

[Nikose Tyris]

Seil telling someone that they're disregarding logic is like Nikose accusing someone of sexual immorality
I mean how
HOW DOES IT WORK

Hey now

[Fifthfiend]

Alternately: make Smarty an admin

And the first seal opened, and the four pillars trembled, and an angel raised his horn, and loosed a mighty thunder. And on the winds beneath the din a voice whispered in my ears, "Come, and see". And I saw.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Take the apple. For you shall be as God, you shall know what he knows, you shall see what he sees. And all shall be good.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Alternately: make Smarty an admin
.

[Magus]

Goddammit, Token is black himself and I'm still feeling white guilt over his posts.

[Token]

I think that means I'm winning Black History Month.

[BitVyper]

Ban yourself to prove that you can. It will send a clear message that you're not going to take anymore of your shit.

[shiney]

I couldn't have said it better myself. BitVyper, you win this day.

[shiney]

Boo, it won't let me.

shiney is a BINO

[Mr.Bookworm]

Ban Brian.

You know you want to.

No seriously, do it.

[Aldurin]

Ban Brian.

You know you want to.

No seriously, do it.

This, forever. Make the disconnect from 8-bit official.

[Bells]

You can ban me all the way from Fev 15 to 29, cause i'll be away working and won't be around...

or, better yet, make me an Admin for that same amount of time...

Of course, if i WAS to be able to somehow get access as an admin during that time, i would ban SO MUCH people....

Alternatively, create a special subforum that is only visible for a certain group of people, place a fuckload of people in that group. Here is the catch, people on that group only see the new special subforum. And each week you remove someone from it, the last man standing get... something, i don't know.

It's Thunder Dome Meets Big Brother. C'mon!

Also, Ban Brian.

[Fenris]

God damn you're old.

[Seil]

I'm confused. How can monkeys be people?

Monkey men. (http://satwcomic.com/monkey-man)


And the first seal opened, and the four pillars trembled, and an angel raised his horn, and loosed a mighty thunder. And on the winds beneath the din a voice whispered in my ears, "Come, and see". And I saw.

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying "Come and see." And I saw: and behold, a white horse... ...And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, and I looked and behold, a pale horse. And his name that sat on him was Death - and Hell followed with him.

Shiney, this one's for you (just replace 'blame' with 'ban'):

sFTOznr-_H8

[shiney]

Oh horseshit.

Ban -> Fenris

vBulletin Message


You are not authorized to ban users who are not considered normal, registered users


Motion to change Fenris to "Abby Normal"

[BitVyper]

Boo, it won't let me.

shiney is a BINO

Well the only other option is to challenge yourself to a duel to settle things once and for all.

[synkr0nized]

What I want to know is why you haven't done ridiculous things to the layout or the color scheme or any other thing instead of sitting on your butt and making a thread about how you can't ban anyone.


Also, happy birthday, attention whore. You have survived this trip about the Day Star.

[Bells]

ORANGE AND MINT-GREEN EVERYWHERE!

[Aldurin]

Motion to change Fenris to "Abby Normal"

Seconded through tenthed.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Happy Birthday Shiney! I hope it was a fantastic day! :D

[BitVyper]

Well the only other option is to challenge yourself to a duel to settle things once and for all.

For a good showdown soundtrack, I recommend April. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYsCAHLR_40)

[batgirl]

Very surprised that when I logged on I didn't see a neon yellow forum or something.

My vote is to ban everyone who has kids, so your own adorable spawnlings can reign supreme over the forum as the cutest.

[akaSM]

Should just on the fact that is a ROMULAN, NOT a Vulcan. Notice the ridges on the forehead.

Oh god, he's gonna ban Yoda, isn't he?...or even worse, Yodadog

Boo, it won't let me.

shiney is a BINO

Shiney is OP. Nerf NAO

Ban Brian.

You know you want to.

No seriously, do it.

This

Very surprised that when I logged on I didn't see a neon yellow forum or something.

Yeah Shiney, what's wrong with you?

Also, ban everyone in this thread as well. And happy birthday ^_^

[Terex4]

Motion to change Fenris to "Abby Normal"
Seconded
My vote is to ban everyone who has kids, so your own adorable spawnlings can reign supreme over the forum as the cutest.
Today 02:18 AM
I think shiney and I are the only two around who have kids since the others are too wrapped up in their spawnlings to be social on the internet. Therefore I...

...just nominated myself didn't I?

[Satan's Onion]

Who?