FUCK YOU ALL!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Okay, I'm drunk (lie: I'm sober) and stoned (nah, can't afford weed) so I had this fantastic idea. I'm gonna change my handle on NPF. Mostly because the shitty jokes based on "InsaneGenius" are already exhausted. The shittiest being "ur not rally insan or a genusi hur hur" because duh, you're not exactly ummm, what's your handle again? But yeah, I'm getting sidetracked here. The idea is that you get to pick my new name. I mean, I have a few shitty ideas, like Jizzmaster, Iggy Sawdust, Rufus Tabasco or Beruzebubo. That latter one is Engrish for Beelzebub inspired by an unbelievably shitty manga translation I read once. But I'm sure some of you have even shittier ideas. The only things I'm gonna reject are your fucking memes and characters from wherever, especially if they are ponies or from mass effect. I want a name that's timelessly shitty, not shitty today and oh-god-that-guy-was-into-that-thing-we-all-agree-is-objectively-shitty-now-once tomorrow. Nono. I'm not that kind of person.

Other than that I will pick whatever the admin who renames me thinks is best. Because If I had to decide myself I'd end up with something I may like and that would be terrible.

Go ahead, give me your best or worst, depending on how you roll. I'll go to bed now and when I wake up I wanna be Racist_Rapist1992 or Poo Nugget 69, Siegheil 4th Reich or something

[Flarecobra]

Bob Johnson.

[Aldurin]

Phallus Supreme

[pochercoaster]

Festering cunt bucket.

[Darth SS]

Cocksmash McIrondick

[Marc v4.0]

Phallus Johnson

[Lost in Time]

Penis McDickwiener

[CABAL49]

Vogelfreunde

[POS Industries]

Otaku Son

[Fenris]

Thread over

e: not really but POS just won big time

[Mr.Bookworm]

GeniusInsane.

[Aldurin]

Dink Small(est)wood

[Seil]

Iyeru? (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=18734)

[Mr.Bookworm]

frogman

[Seil]

Xenahort

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Mansex

[Flarecobra]

Fuckfuck Mcfuck.

[Marc v4.0]

Mansex

NESmax

[Bard The 5th LW]

Queen Sparklemuffin

[Flarecobra]

Bill Cogsworth the XIV esq.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Dingleshorts the Magnificent

[Thadius]

Hmm. You want to hate your name?

Smarty McBarrelpants the second, Esquire.

[Loyal]

Name yourself Sobriety.

[Flarecobra]

Geoff.

[The SSB Intern]

Jailbait Bitchtease

[Amake]

Ben Dover

No but I think it's got to be Crazy Clever-man. Eventually we all become our nicknames and stuff.

[synkr0nized]

Otaku Son

hahaha


Failing that, take any of the discarded names here (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=21329).

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Okay, I'm awake now, can whichever admin comes first change my name to whatever they like best, please? Or do I have to officially pester you?

Note: I count frogman and Otaku Son as memes, they are mentioned in just about every thread and I don't think I could ever live up to their legends.

[Osterbaum]

Oh god yes! You heard him guys, he consents to being Otaku Son!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Otaku Son is the best name. Though I reckon Smarty 2.0 with the subnic Better, Strong, Faster is also good

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Wait, I consented to what? I just want a new name, not be Otaku Son. Seriously, Admins,don't make me flood your inboxes, just go ahead change my name to the coolest thing you can in this thread.

[Fifthfiend]

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39111

[Flarecobra]

I want a name that's timelessly shitty

I think that qualified as consent.

[Osterbaum]

can whichever admin comes first change my name to whatever they like best, please
I trust in our admins. I trust them to make the right call. *coughOtakuSoncough*

e: alternatively, I guess Oboe Glastonbury might do, I came up with that one ALL BY MYSELF JUST NOW

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I think that qualified as consent.
Good point.

[Krylo]

Well as that Otaku Son is apparently out based on 'meme' status or whatever, I'd say this:Festering cunt bucket.

It's really all you need to know about Iggy in three little words. Also we could call him Fester for short.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Okay, who should I annoy to change my name? Which admin will pick the best name? Or will someone just do it. Don't be afraid to hurt my feelings. Well, unless you wanna call me Otaku Son.

[Fifthfiend]

Okay, who should I annoy to change my name? Which admin will pick the best name? Or will someone just do it. Don't be afraid to hurt my feelings. Well, unless you wanna call me Otaku Son.

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39111

.

edit i mean seriously these are gold

[Fifthfiend]

Legit considering asking for a namechange to Galleon T. Mercy

[Ecks]

Requesting name change to Pretentious Hipster Assclown

[Fifthfiend]

Gangstanolious Hughes

[Fifthfiend]

Mustrum Ridcully

[Fifthfiend]

Captain Middlesex

Miss Aptitude

Nelson Mandela

Ramalamadingdong
title: who put the ram in the

Dance Partner
avatar:

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/travoltathrusting-1.gif

[Fifthfiend]

Sneaking Up Behind You

Cash Rules Everything Around Me
title: CREAM get the money dolla dolla bill ya'll

What Was That
title: I think I heard it again

[Fifthfiend]

Seriously pick one and take it to the actual namechange request thread these are fuckin' gold.

[synkr0nized]

If it was in my control, I'd take this thread as carte blanche to change the account's name every few weeks / whenever. Avatars may be included.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Fuck yeah, why not. I'm kinda hesitant to contact an admin, because then I'd feel tempted to pick one, instead of letting the admin do that for me, because that was kind of the point. I'm a fan of festering cunt bucket myself, though. Ramalama Ding Dong is something I considered my self.

[Ecks]

If you pick festering cunt bucket someone has to photoshop a bucket of festering cunts and have the admin force it as his permanent-until-the-joke-stops-being-funny avatar.

[synkr0nized]

And then he'll be promptly banned for breaking the forum rules. That would be pretty funny for a little bit, I agree.

[Osterbaum]

So let's do it.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I really want something to happen now. Do I have to insult people to get what I want? Make a an octuple post filled with nothing but comically long strings of profanity or something? I rarely even double post, people. Don't ask too much of me.

EDIT: Okay, if it's possible i want to be a dick also made of dicks that ejaculate dicks, an infinity of dicks. Fractal dick, whatever or Laser Cunt. If cunt is too harsh, how about laser vagina?

[Ecks]

I'd apologize but I thought given the nature of the thread no one really gives a fuck.

[Amake]

Just today I watched an old Spin City episode and gasped as I heard the perfect name for you come out of Carter's mouth: Oldyoung Whiteblack Manwoman.

Fo' shure.

[shiney]

Your name is now subject to change without notice or order. It could be tomorrow. It could be five minutes from now. It could be never.

This authority extends to any NPF admin.

[Ecks]

Yes this is the best thing ever.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

YES!

[Ecks]

Hope you like dongs dude. At least until another admin or shiny finds something more hilarious.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I can handle dongs.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

hilarity

[Fifthfiend]

I feel like "McGrundle" is weaklinking really hard next to Ballsweat and Dongs.

[shiney]

Concern duly noted.

[Ecks]

And now it's even better than the best thing ever.

[MSperoni]

I'm waiting for Thrustington V: The Cockpire Strikes Back (with cocks)




(and cum)






(up your nose)

[Fifthfiend]

Thrustington VI: RETURN OF THE SWEATI

[Ecks]

Thrustington V: The Cockpire Strikes Back

SHINEY CHANGE MY NAME TO THAT AND GIVE ME THAT RIDICULOUS "ADMINS CAN CHANGE YOUR NAME TO WHATEVER WHENEVER" THINGAMAJIG

[Fifthfiend]

SEARCH WITHIN YOUR BALLS, LUKE

YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE

[MSperoni]

Han Solo...frozen in KY Jelly!

"What if he doesn't get hard? He's worth a lot to me..."

"The Cockpire will compensate you with blowjobs if he dies...Put him in boys!"

[Fifthfiend]

"I LOVE... YOUR BALLSWEAT"

"I KNOW"

[Ecks]

"YOU HAVE CONTROLLED YOUR DONG. NOW, RELEASE YOUR JISM. ONLY YOUR EJACULATE CAN DESTROY ME!"

[MSperoni]

Darth chops off Luke's whackin' hand! Now what's he supposed to do when he's thinking about his sister?

Use the force, Luke!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Guys, we must have a "Thrustington: The Cum Wars". I will not accept no as an answer.

[Flarecobra]

Already it sounds better then "Star Balls"

[Ecks]

Guys, we must have a "Thrustington: The Cum Wars". I will not accept no as an answer.

FUND IT

[MSperoni]

I kinda like "Star Whores" but....

[Fifthfiend]

Pretty sure that one's taken.

EDIT: And taken again

EDIT: and again

EDIT: and every half-hour thereafter

[Ecks]

I kinda like "Star Whores" but....

I don't think so Matt...

[MSperoni]

Let's call it Leonard Part 6.

(because it's... really sucky...because Thrustington...sucks... Dongs...yeah...)

I dunno what to call this Franchise. Everything else is taken.

[Ecks]

I think there's something to be said for Star Pricks. Sort of leaves out the possibility of there being women involved in it at all.

[shiney]

Space Ballsweat, Part IV: A New Grope.

Everyone thinks Cockpire is best, I guess there's a moon covered in crabs in part 6? And these crabs can beat sophisticated weapons, who knew

[Ecks]

Cockpire was the best.

[Flarecobra]

That makes me think of a vamperic cock.

[Loyal]

.....At the risk of actually receiving an answer, might I ask how such a thing works?

[MSperoni]

I guess it'd be like a lamprey or something. Only a cock.

Which is a very horrible thing to think of considering:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey

[Krylo]

It looks like a normal cock and then the head splits open at the meatus and folds back to reveal a lamprey-like mouth as it prepares to feed.

Edit: Next horrible monster thing in the Dreadful, Matt?

[MSperoni]

I doubt Brian would allow me to have Cockpires in the comic.

BEING HOSTED HERE BLOWS I NEED MY OWN SITE


EDIT: (I doubt Brian would allow the page to be posted if it had Cockpires in it. I can draw/write whatevah I wawnt).

[Krylo]

In the next arc Kit meets a lovely young man, but when the attempt to consummate she realizes she's fallen victim to the dreadful COCKPIRE!

Can she escape the bed of doom with her dignity, and lady parts, intact?

Posted only on the pink blog for REASONS.

Edit: Cockpire is a lamprey-like parasite that eats off the man's bits and then sends tendrils into his nervous system, eating his brain and controlling his body as it uses him to seek its prey.

[MSperoni]

I think if a cockpire would bite a man and then turn him into one, that's like... a Cockbie?

Dongbie?

Vampires/zombies sorta have the whole "bite you turn you into one" thing in common.

Maybe a zombie is really just a very ugly immobile vampire w/o any powers.

[Fifthfiend]

The Cocklight Saga: Third Thrust: Ballsweat Dawn

[Fifthfiend]

Q:If Twilight had cockpires, would their dicks glow?












A: Trick question, Twilight vampires are already cockpires.

[Regulus Tera]

Q:If Twilight had cockpires, would their dicks glow?












A: Trick question, Twilight vampires are already cockpires.
You put waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much thought into this shit.

[MSperoni]

Q:If Twilight had cockpires, would their dicks glow?

A: Trick question, Twilight vampires are already cockpires.


So, do their dicks glow or not?

[MSperoni]

Answer: Yes.

Cockpires = Cockpyres

meaning a pyre of cocks. As in a cocktorch.

Cocktorch von Cockpyre

I think that could be Thrustingworth's next name.

[Fifthfiend]

You put waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much thought into this shit.

Without warning, Neko Tera-San strikes!, leaping from his vantage point in the Anime and Pony threads to deliver a vicious blow.


So, do their dicks glow or not?

Sounds like someone isn't up on his TWILIGHT CANON.

[Regulus Tera]

Without warning, Neko Tera-San strikes!, leaping from his vantage point in the Anime and Pony threads to deliver a vicious blow.
i had already forgot about that user name what the shit

p.s. brb gonna play some weaboo visual novel about dating crippled girls

[MSperoni]

Sounds like someone isn't up on his TWILIGHT CANON.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s1600/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif


(EDIT: This is also how I feel when I try to read/understand Homestuck threads or anything to do with League of Legends)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

This thread is almost as high brow as NPF chat now.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

NPFChat is high brow. We discuss Smarty's Highbrow taste in movies, Poch's highbrow love of cocks and Osts highbrow Finnishness.

[Osterbaum]

¿Why did you just talk about yourself in the third person?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm an imposter.

[Osterbaum]

Well we did find out in chat yesterday that you killed the original and replaced him with yourself. But in order to be proper impostor, you need to assume the role in everything you do.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Smarty isn't a man and thus cannot refer to himself in the first person. He is merely a myth. And thus a legend.

[Flarecobra]

So Smarty is a woman then? Or a hermaphordite?

[MSperoni]

He's a pinafordite.

Half man, half woman, half apron.

[Loyal]

Smarty is an unthinking, unfeeling construct of beard and booze.

[Amake]

I figured it was a basic case of being man, myth and legend all at once. Except apparently not the man part. So I guess he's a fiction, much like Invisible Queen.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Smarty is an unthinking, unfeeling construct of beard and booze.

Oh, he's a dorf then. Gotcha.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

So Smarty is a woman then? Or a hermaphordite?

I don't even know myself. Is there a good way to check?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Drop your pants, it's the only way to know for sure.

[CABAL49]

It only contains another beard.

[Fifthfiend]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s1600/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif


(EDIT: This is also how I feel when I try to read/understand Homestuck threads or anything to do with League of Legends)


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/jimmymacpvp/welcometotheinternet.gif

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Drop your pants, it's the only way to know for sure.

Ohhhh prettty.