"Why Don't We Have That Already?" or "First World Problems Live On"

[Seil]

So I was all ready to have a snack, and to sit in for a few hours before work. I grabbed some pistachioes ('s? s?) and was all ready to get my snack on when balls. What kind of terrible country is this that nuts don't come pre-shelled?

Why don't we have that already?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

you can buy preshelled nuts

[Ecks]

Why can't we have threads that don't suck?