View Full Version : THE TOTALLY LEGIT ACCOUNTS THREAD
Nique
03-04-2012, 07:19 PM
I'm kind of interested in seeing whats up with all of our active joke accounts TOTALLY REAL famous people. Like, we seem to basically have a Futurama-esque collection of dead historical figures that pop up every now and then.
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
-Ezekiel 23:20
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
03-04-2012, 07:59 PM
You know this is just gona create a shit ton of new alt accounts right? Like, everyone is going to want at least 1 alt account now just to be "cool" like everyone else. You've basically ruined it now.
A Zarkin' Frood
03-04-2012, 08:08 PM
Of course we two are people who see this coming, and we can be cool in our own way by just not doing it. Of course 70% of the rest of NPF is smart enough to figure that out as well.
I hope.
Osterbaum
03-04-2012, 08:25 PM
Who or what should my alt account be? Ideas?
Flarecobra
03-04-2012, 08:55 PM
Poopstink Derplord.
Whomper
03-04-2012, 08:58 PM
I AM ERROR
Nique
03-04-2012, 09:49 PM
Of course we two are people who see this coming, and we can be cool in our own way by just not doing it. Of course 70% of the rest of NPF is smart enough to figure that out as well.
I hope.
The last time it turned out all right.
Kyanbu The Legend
03-04-2012, 09:57 PM
I'm too cool for an alternate account.
Lost in Time
03-04-2012, 11:28 PM
This IS my alternate account.
Thadius
03-04-2012, 11:31 PM
I don't need one. Plus, if I had one, I'd blow my cover way too fast for it to be of any USE.
MSperoni
03-04-2012, 11:54 PM
If I made an alternate account I wouldn't have these cool gold sparkly letters for my name, so screw that.
Doc ock rokc
03-05-2012, 12:17 AM
None are needed Im good.
Nique
03-05-2012, 12:24 AM
I think you guys may be thinking this thread is something it isn't.
Either way it's totally bombed. I blame Hawk.
Amake
03-05-2012, 03:08 AM
If I had an alternate account I'd use that to post all the stuff I come up with that's the least bit controversial, in other words all the really sweet stuff, and then I might as well abandon this account and all the delicious green dots associated with it. I've faked not being me for quite a long time, and trust me, there is very little point.
Alt accounts suck. If I'm gonna get called an asshole for some shitty thing I did I'd rather get credit for it than some wacky "who's this douchebag" newbie account. Fuck alt accounts.
Osterbaum
03-05-2012, 06:26 AM
who the fuck is EckScizor? whose alt account is he?
Professor Smarmiarty
03-05-2012, 07:41 AM
This thread had so much potential and you fucks all fucked it up harder than Ivan Drago.
New rule: No threads are allowed to be made when European timezone people are sleeping because they are obviously constantly needed to class everything up.
CABAL49
03-05-2012, 07:56 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarty_McBarrelpants
Steel Shadow
03-05-2012, 08:07 AM
They caught that one pretty quick. I don't know whether to be impressed or disappointed.
BitVyper
03-05-2012, 02:07 PM
You're all my alt accounts.
They caught that one pretty quick. I don't know whether to be impressed or disappointed.
I once edited the list of powers and abilities for the entry on Dormammu to include "the ability to make funky remixes," so like, less than a full sentence added to the middle of a paragraph three quarters of the way down the page. It was fixed within five minutes. You need a pretty determined front to fight the legions of OCD wiki editors, and it's ultimately a fight you can't win.
Amake
03-05-2012, 02:13 PM
I once edited a paragraph of the wikipedia article on badgers so the first letter in every sentence spelled out MUSHROOM and it lasted for months until someone randomly rewrote half the article.
But in other news I may have found a new user name or possibly legal last name for Smarty:
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv324/immortalpictures/sbarrelato.jpg
Fifthfiend
03-05-2012, 02:22 PM
You're all my alt accounts.
I once edited the list of powers and abilities for the entry on Dormammu to include "the ability to make funky remixes," so like, less than a full sentence added to the middle of a paragraph three quarters of the way down the page. It was fixed within five minutes. You need a pretty determined front to fight the legions of OCD wiki editors, and it's ultimately a fight you can't win.
I think at this point they just autorevert anyone they don't recognize, your only way in is to like, become a respected wikidouche, then abuse the trust of the system. (like everywhere, really)
I once edited the list of powers and abilities for the entry on Dormammu to include "the ability to make funky remixes," so like, less than a full sentence added to the middle of a paragraph three quarters of the way down the page. It was fixed within five minutes. You need a pretty determined front to fight the legions of OCD wiki editors, and it's ultimately a fight you can't win.
You can pretty easily view the list of changes made to wiki pages. It shows who made the change, when it was made, and what exactly was changed. Its less people obsessively looking for changes and more glancing at the list of changes made.
BitVyper
03-05-2012, 02:46 PM
Yes, I can see how checking the changes to the Wikipedia entry on Dormammu frequently enough to revert alterations within minutes is not obsessive at all.
Professor Smarmiarty
03-05-2012, 02:52 PM
Well what if Dormammu were to read such lies as you plastered on his page. He would be flaming mad.
This is why the only wiki I browse is tvtropes. People like it when you edit stuff over there.
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
03-05-2012, 03:23 PM
The really sad thing is when you notice a ton of spelling and grammar mistakes on an article and decide to correct them, only for them all to be undone moments later.
It's kind of depressing really.
A Zarkin' Frood
03-05-2012, 03:26 PM
This is a legit account.
Says the guy with "Dongs" in his name.
Professor Smarmiarty
03-05-2012, 05:31 PM
Dongs only adds to the veracity of his account in my mind.
MSperoni
03-05-2012, 05:43 PM
This kind of Dong? Dong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Zhuo).
Or is there some other kind of Dong?
A Zarkin' Frood
03-05-2012, 06:20 PM
I think I'm a multitude of dongs.
MSperoni
03-05-2012, 07:59 PM
Lord Omnidong the Infinite.
A cock-ouroboros
OMG ADMINS CHANGE IT TO THAT PLEASE
A Zarkin' Frood
03-05-2012, 08:13 PM
The Cock Ouroboros is almost better than Fractal Dick, they are probably on par.
I mean a dick constantly pursuing itself, to eat itself, that's a powerful image. If I had money I'd commission Matt to draw that and use it as my avatar.
Krylo
03-05-2012, 08:15 PM
The Cock Ouroboros is almost better than Fractal Dick, they are probably on par.
I mean a dick constantly pursuing itself, to eat itself, that's a powerful image. If I had money I'd commission Matt to draw that and use it as my avatar.
No man, the dick's balls are also an ass, and the dick is trying to fuck itself.
A Zarkin' Frood
03-05-2012, 08:17 PM
That's even better.
MSperoni
03-05-2012, 08:21 PM
No no no..the name I suggested was "Lord Omnidong the Infinite" and your bio would be a cock-ouroboros.
Like...where it says "dickshitting shitdicker" you'd have "Cock Ouroboros".
and your location would be like... "Inside his own urethra"
I'M AN ADULT
No no no..the name I suggested was "Lord Omnidong the Infinite" and your bio would be a cock-ouroboros.
Like...where it says "dickshitting shitdicker" you'd have "Cock Ouroboros".
and your location would be like... "Inside his own urethra"
I'M AN ADULT
Take it up with shiney, he noticed fifth's concern over McGrubwhatever and appropriately changed the last name.
MSperoni
03-05-2012, 09:09 PM
Well I'm not gonna tell a Thrustington what their name should be.
That's a surefire way to flogged to death by gorilla faced guards armed with black-double-dildo truncheons.
Fifthfiend
03-05-2012, 09:11 PM
There sure are a lot of dildo truncheons in that sentence.
Like, way more than average.
Matt's post count is 1234. That is amusing to me for some reason.
Fifthfiend
03-05-2012, 09:12 PM
I'll be up to 234,567 if you wait four or five minutes.
Nique
03-05-2012, 09:17 PM
I think I'm a multitude of dongs.
I love the hint of uncertainty here.
MSperoni
03-05-2012, 09:20 PM
I'll be up to 234,567 if you wait four or five minutes.
I'd have to attempt to derail every topic on NPF.
I'd need Solid Snake's help though.
Snake would actually slow the process down.
A Zarkin' Frood
03-06-2012, 07:05 AM
Yeah he did. Thrustington is better than McGrundle.
ZARAK
03-11-2012, 02:50 AM
I'm just gonna throw these down and call it a night:
Spanky "Butts" Monkeystein IV
Sir Stiffington "Teabags" Wanksweater
Humdinger "Moneyshot" Johnson, Jr.
Rear Admiral Bumshaggy "Rimjobs" Pooferson II
Senator Ulysses "Knobshiner" O'Toole
Tydeus Maximus
Captain Long John Silverado
Hon. Reverend Dr. Donready Tentpitcher
Ramrodder "Reacharound" Rumpbumper LXIX
Sheamus "Stroker" McShlongs, Esq.
Dr. Fistfucks Cockswagger, M.D.
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