My Fellow NPFers I must confess...

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I've said before how I'm totally against T&A things... I have not been entirely truthful to you.

I have bared this mask for too long and have begun to over flow from the strain of barring this weight.


I...am a pervert. I know this must be shocking to all of you but I assure you it's true. I cannot resist the urges to be prevy when it comes to drawing subject. I openly admit to being a Queen's Blade Fan. With Nyx as my favorite character design wise (her back story is just too sad).

I continue to play the online game "Cosmic Break" long after it has became clear that Cyber Step does not care about it's players and are knowingly killing the game, milking it dry along the way with busty moe bots that are broken and have yet to be nerfed.

I think Infinite Stratos is a cool anime.

I think Grenadier is a generally okay anime and have enjoyed a bit do to the main being so damn awesome.

And I throughly enjoyed UFO Princess Valkyrie only for it's legion of catgirl maids.


I assure you that I am a decent person reguardless. and I sincerily hope you can each find it in your hearts to forgive this young 20 something Native American/Mandiran/Black man for such a glaring flaw.


Will you accept me NPF? Dispite my flaws? Or have I gone crazy from lack of sleep?

I am at your tender mercy.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

If people didn't accept people who have shitty taste this would be a dead forum.

I mean, I prefer MGS2 over MGS3. Some assholes here actually like Avatar, others like quite objectively terrible shows like Firefly. Some even read mainstream comic books.

I think you're fine.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

No. Get out.
Mostly cause I'm disappointed this thread isn't about killing hookers

[CABAL49]

Smarty! Don't be so insensitive. They are only hookers when they are dead.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

No, Smarty is right. Everyone out unless they're a hooker.

[Loyal]

If we're in the vein of confessions...

We know. We have known for a long time simply by looking at your drawings, double-especially any of your offsite galleries. It's not exactly a secret by any stretch of the imagination.

Like I'm glad you came to terms with it, but the thing is nobody here even cares who else is a pervert. We hardly go a day in chat without something about dicks or porn drawings coming up. We're all adults here, capable of discussing these sorts of things without falling into shame or a fit of embarrassed giggles.

But I mean I guess we could pretend to be surprised? For your benefit?

[Fifthfiend]

I've said before how I'm totally against T&A things

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/tumblr_lvxnv6FphF1r5sx8oo1_500.gif

[A Zarkin' Frood]

If we're in the vein of confessions...

We know. We have known for a long time simply by looking at your drawings, double-especially any of your offsite galleries. It's not exactly a secret by any stretch of the imagination.

Like I'm glad you came to terms with it, but the thing is nobody here even cares who else is a pervert. We hardly go a day in chat without something about dicks or porn drawings coming up. We're all adults here, capable of discussing these sorts of things without falling into shame or a fit of embarrassed giggles.

But I mean I guess we could pretend to be surprised? For your benefit?

What really? I thought he was drawing softcore furry porn ironically. My world: Shattered. But yeah, the chat is where the real sophisticated dick talk happens. At one point poch posted a pic, it wasn't even pornographic, but it led to dick talk. Normal people talk about the weather, NPF only does dicks.

[Osterbaum]

others like quite objectively terrible shows like Firefly
fucking get out of this thread while you still have your dong attached to your body

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I like when firefly fans get all defensive. Almost better than pony fandom, although slightly nerdier.

Thought you knew I was just trollin', though. I don't think it's objectively bad, just so horrifyingly overrated it's even worse than the ponies.

[Osterbaum]

you are the worst person

[Kim]

I think Final Fantasy X is better than any PSX era Final Fantasy game. Also, the first Final Fantasy game I played was Chocobo's Dungeon 2.

[MSperoni]

I still haven't beaten Dark Souls or Demons's Souls.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I hate Final Fantasy, I love David Lynche's Dune without a hint of irony, anthropomorphic animals annoy me, I don't like The Dark Knight Returns, I love mainstream comics, and I don't hate Cars.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I still haven't beaten Dark Souls or Demons's Souls.

But you have to. They are the only wRPGs I found worth playing this gen. Ironically, they're from Japan.

[MSperoni]

I quit playing Dark Souls to play Skyrim, and after Skyrim I got into doing other things. Now it's been so long since I played Dark Souls I feel my skills are too rusty to jump back in it where I was, and I think I might have to start over...at least until I get back into the swing of things.

And I'm really not in the mood to start over, especially since I had already started over a couple of times.

Soooo....I keep putting it off. Maybe one of these days I will give it a go again.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I played it again recently, in the brief period I could connect to the internet with my PS3 because I watched an LP and that got me interested in the game again. I love when games reward skill rather than grinding.

[MSperoni]

A major problem I had with Skyrim and the other Bethesda games is that they reward neither skill nor grinding.

It's sorta like Final Fantasy 8.

(EDIT: Though I guess in the case of the Bethesda games grinding can be rewarding to a degree...it's just that when the enemies scale with you, it doesn't feel like there's much of a point to level up, unless you wanna take on a bunch of guards or whatever)

Another Confession: I liked GTA4 more than GTASA

[Osterbaum]

I have to confess. I voted for the National Coalition in one of the elections in the past. They're the neo-liberal party. I carry this shame with me to this day.

[Donomni]

I have a particular ~attraction~ towards ladies with you-really-don't-wanna-know-sized breasts, to the point I have a friggin' picture collection blog-thingy.

I also haven't been too active about posting/talking about it(Not here, mostly the Twitters/blog-thing) lately, because:

A: I reallllly don't want to make anyone uncomfortable about anything I post, despite my efforts to make it bleedingly obvious when I put a picture up people may not want to see(mostly me being paranoid, wheee~), or

B: Most of the stuff I *could* post(that isn't friggin' creepy) features women that are either naked or in scantily-clad and/or impossible clothing. I'd like to have some more art/pictures that aren't so... obviously sexual, I guess? Appears to be not very possible. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places? I'm probably just being too dang picky/privileged. Or something. Ugh.

...and now I sound stupid for talking about it and worried I'll lose friends forever. Wheeeeeeee~

[Kim]

Man, I don't think you need to worry so much. Everybody's got kinks and stuff, and you're pretty accomodating to people who don't want to see that stuff.

[Premmy]

1: I am all kinds of freak-nasty ya'll don't even know.
2: I have played, Like, one Kingdom Hearts game and stopped giving a fuck about FF long time ago
3: I spend waaay more time Roleplaying on City of Heroes than I do here nowadays.

everyone feel better about yourselves

[Aldurin]

I thought NPF was Perverts Anonymous. Is this still true?

[CABAL49]

There must be some reason we all talk about dicks all the time.

[Kim]

There must be some reason we all talk about dicks all the time.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Happy_smiley_face.png

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I once ate meat during lent.

[Thadius]

I too have a confession to make. Despite what you may have observed of me in the past, I...

I AM A DECENT AND NICE PERSON!

Oh gods! How can I ever live this down?!

[walkertexasdruid]

This looks like a good place to come back to the forum I have not posted on for a couple of months. Confessions, eh?

I actually liked The Last Airbender. Of course I still have not watched very much of the cartoons.

I cannot wait for Make it or Break it to start again on ABC Family, even though the show is not geared toward my demographic in any way.

Final Fantasy X2 is one of my favorite games.

Yu-gi-oh! is one of my favorite animes.

Terry Goodkind is one of my favorite authors despite his last few books being boring and preachy, though The Omen Machine was pretty good.

Dancing with the Stars is my favorite reality show, and I watch it religiously.

That is about it for now, and one more thing, I am not sure if I am me right now or The Threadkiller, maybe our personalities are being mashed together.

[akaSM]

I have a particular ~attraction~ towards ladies with you-really-don't-wanna-know-sized breasts, to the point I have a friggin' picture collection blog-thingy.

I also haven't been too active about posting/talking about it(Not here, mostly the Twitters/blog-thing) lately, because:

A: I reallllly don't want to make anyone uncomfortable about anything I post, despite my efforts to make it bleedingly obvious when I put a picture up people may not want to see(mostly me being paranoid, wheee~), or

B: Most of the stuff I *could* post(that isn't friggin' creepy) features women that are either naked or in scantily-clad and/or impossible clothing. I'd like to have some more art/pictures that aren't so... obviously sexual, I guess? Appears to be not very possible. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places? I'm probably just being too dang picky/privileged. Or something. Ugh.

...and now I sound stupid for talking about it and worried I'll lose friends forever. Wheeeeeeee~

Tits or GTFO

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I thought NPF was Perverts Anonymous. Is this still true?

I always thought we were a lovable band of crazy people with a common ground in Video Gaming.

[Nikose Tyris]

Nope. Mostly perverts.

[Osterbaum]

bah, what is the definition of a pervert anyway? like everyone doesn't have atleast one fetish

[Nikose Tyris]

Arguably, there is no real, comprehensive covering of pervert in it's meaning as we use, i.e. "A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable." But if you want to look at it the way Rick Perry looks at it, every human being on this planet is a pervert, aside from himself.

[Arhra]

Whaaaaat, people have fetishes?

Someone call the Mental Hygiene Police!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Whaaaaat, people have fetishes?

Someone call the Mental Hygiene Police!

SHIT!

Run everybody run! RUN!!

[Flarecobra]

Most of mine is already public knowledge.

[Osterbaum]

Ok, new topic for the thread: Everybody tell us your fetish(es).

[Intern Nin]

http://images.wikia.com/scottpilgrim/images/4/47/Vegan_Police_Movie.jpg
FREEZE! HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! KISS THE GROUND!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! *draws his sword*

[Intern Nin]

THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! DROP THE PHALLIC OBJECT AND LAY ON THE GROUND OR I WILL OPEN FIRE!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

NEVER! *runs towards them*

[Flarecobra]

So you're trying to arrest them while armed with... laser pointers?

[CABAL49]

If you want to know my fetishes just hang around NPF chat for a few minutes.

[Intern Nin]

So you're trying to arrest them while armed with... laser pointers?

I HAVE A GUN IN MY HEART! ALSO, THE MUTANT ABILITY TO DESTROY A PERSON'S LIBIDO JUST BY POINTING AT THEM!

NEVER! *runs towards them*
*FING-GUN ZAP*

[Nikose Tyris]

Ok, new topic for the thread: Everybody tell us your fetish(es).

Dude, no.

No dude.

[Red Mage Black]

Dude, no.

No dude.
I'll agree with him. Besides, most things of mine would probably get me banned from at least half the United States and I would probably be barred entry into Canada.

[shiney]

Modified a picture in this thread. Disapproving stare.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I HAVE A GUN IN MY HEART! ALSO, THE MUTANT ABILITY TO DESTROY A PERSON'S LIBIDO JUST BY POINTING AT THEM!


*FING-GUN ZAP*

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o180/kyanbu/Author%20memes/KyanbugoingYEAAAAABWsm.jpg

[Kim]

Modified a picture in this thread. Disapproving stare.

Counter-point: You have not modified any of the images in this thread. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39448)

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Counter-point: You have not modified any of the images in this thread. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39448)

You might have a point if anyone actually frequented that thread.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Oh I see what you did there.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I was just trying to stick it to Liz, not you!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I meant liz.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Oh. Now this is awkward.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

It's not akward unless one of us is randomly shirtless.

[Solid Snake]

Counter-point: You have not modified any of the images in this thread. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39448)

...
...Oh God
Why did I click those links
Why oh why
Now my eyes
They desperately need hydrochloric acid

[Kyanbu The Legend]

What a coincidence, I just so happen to be selling complamentary Hydrochloric Acid.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

...
...Oh God
Why did I click those links
Why oh why
Now my eyes
They desperately need hydrochloric acid

Oh, innocent little Snake, I can't wait to see your reactions to all the stuff he didn't post on NPF.

[Token]

This thread is my new fetish.

[Sifright]

This thread is my new fetish.

That is disgusting.

[Token]

Your scorn gets me off in ways I can only describe as metasextual.

[Ecks]

As long as we're all airing things out here I also have a confession to make.

I am not actually cool. Or popular. I'm a huge dork and come off as obnoxious and annoying.

You are all astounded by this revelation.

[Terex4]

I enjoy Desperate Housewives.

Your confessions now seem much less terrible.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Oh, innocent little Snake, I can't wait to see your reactions to all the stuff he didn't post on NPF.

He won't make it back alive, much less sane.

Seriously though the admins there have gotten a bit sick of the weird shit and have placed up a much stricter upload policy. Only time will tell if it'll work out or not. So far no one's complaining about the strict acceptable upload policy.

[Nikose Tyris]

no one's complaining

ahahahahahahahaha


Edit: Everyone complains about every decision on FA. Because FA is incapable of doing anything right. It's a launching point for Furs who realize they're better then this shit, before they move on to somewhere else, like <ANYWHERE ELSE.>

Tumblr, Inkbunny, there's a thousand better places to host your work and get discussion going about it.

[Numberwang Host]

My fetish is Numberwang, the game that simply everyone!

[Fifthfiend]

My fetish is you.

Yes, you.

EDIT

avatar related

[Nikose Tyris]

Like I'm pretty sure the only two things I find really weird as fetishes are like, Scat and Bestiality. That's... pretty much it? I can't think of anything else that isn't just like, someone's kink.

And with Scat it's more that I literally cannot think about it without the overwhelming urge to vomit, and I cannot comprehend how a horse and a human could fornicate.

Like have you seen a horse dick

they are HUGE

[A Zarkin' Frood]

As a German I'm into scatplay, anal fisting and BDSM.

EDIT: In public.

[Osterbaum]

Anal fisting could be considered part of BDSM.

[MSperoni]

As a German I'm into scatplay, anal fisting and BDSM.

EDIT: In public.

EDIT: Simultaneously

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Anal fisting could be considered part of BDSM.

Some peope like their fisting without BSDM. I mean hey, they're the one's missing out, not me.

[MSperoni]

http://arcenstone.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/fisto.jpg

[Osterbaum]

Don't risk it, fist it.

[MSperoni]

The Count of Monte Fisto!

And don't forget his "Totally-Not-A-Racial-Stereotype" rival, Jitsu!

http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/MOTU/Toys/Loose/JitsuComplete1a.jpg

[Nikose Tyris]

I have no problems with fisting of any sort. If it fits in the hole, might as well try it at least once.

Man nobody here save Bob the Merc has SEEN the cable system in my bedroom. It's extensive. [I don't think he's ready to talk about it yet.]

poop is still grody.

[shiney]

Wow, Kyanbu, you're fired from life.

[Solid Snake]

Wow, Kyanbu, you're fired from life.

Please tell me this is evidence that the Mods will be shutting down Kyanbu's furry softcore porn thread.
Please

[Token]

It's been going on for years. Why would they be merciful enough to strike it down now?

[Solid Snake]

It's been going on for years. Why would they be merciful enough to strike it down now?

I didn't know the thread existed for those years.
...Oh, those were blissful, special years. I'll look back on them fondly.

[Token]

I have never understood the meaning of envy until now.
You lucky bastard.

[Osterbaum]

How about this: I still haven't seen the thread.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Neither have I, and judging by the state of this thread, I have to ask; don't any of you people have any like, normal fetishes?

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Neither have I, and judging by the state of this thread, I have to ask; don't any of you people have any like, normal fetishes?

Does liking redheads count? Cause I got a thing for redheads. I'm an atheist and a cute redhead got me to go to church and put a fiver in the offering plate.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Just a lot of pelvic thrusting and putting out cigs with my crotch.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Does liking redheads count? Cause I got a thing for redheads. I'm an atheist and a cute redhead got me to go to church and put a fiver in the offering plate.

Haha, funny that, I was actually going to ask the same thing myself.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Redheads are hot. Thought that was common knowledge.

[Token]

http://i41.tinypic.com/6fqrkp.jpg

[Osterbaum]

Does liking redheads count? Cause I got a thing for redheads.
Yeah me too. But that's not really fetish level.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I guess not, but it is trope level (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroesWantRedHeads)

[Solid Snake]

...Run, Flare
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[Flarecobra]

Why should I run? It's not like I can't handle myself in a fight. Besides, I can marry someone, then divorce him and take half of his stuff and sell it for money.


(Seriously. I've actually started considering doing that.)

[MSperoni]

http://i41.tinypic.com/6fqrkp.jpg

Now someone will post a picture of Wolvie getting rammed by Carrot Top.

[Krylo]

Now someone will post a picture of Wolvie getting rammed by Carrot Top.

Now someone will search in vain for that image, realize it doesn't exist, and commission you to draw it.

[Kim]

I found this...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfhtmfBSXK_dhPv-50a3DYQNGaugQxG7wIT7cVtmigDytpBPTt7cVKoUsINw

...why...

[Loyal]

Please tell me this is evidence that the Mods will be shutting down Kyanbu's furry softcore porn thread.
Please

I just find it incredibly hilarious that of everything that goes on in and around NPF, this is where you draw the line.

[MSperoni]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfhtmfBSXK_dhPv-50a3DYQNGaugQxG7wIT7cVtmigDytpBPTt7cVKoUsINw


Versus


http://muscle.iuhu.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/carrot-top-muscle-tongue.jpg

[Krylo]

I just find it incredibly hilarious that of everything that goes on in and around NPF, this is where you draw the line.

We have made too many compromises already, too many retreats. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGF1NP-FrCU#t=0m27s)

[Solid Snake]

I just find it incredibly hilarious that of everything that goes on in and around NPF, this is where you draw the line.

...Really, I'm just sad that Kyanbu has a long-running softcore porn thread and Matt freaking Speroni doesn't.

I mean come on what kind of a world do we live in
Where I have to be subjected to unrealistically proportioned furries from my nightmares
But nnnoooo, Matt won't draw us pictures of beautiful women
When, like, drawing pictures of beautiful women is the one and only thing Matt Speroni is great at

PS: Flare I was totally warning you because you're apparently a redhead
And apparently every guy here is totes crushin' on the gingers
I'm just sayin' Flare it looks like you're going to have to reject like 50 marriage proposals per day here
I'd propose myself but I'm too polyamorous to settle down, what with my crushes on nearly everyone from NPF
Someday I'm going to make an NPF orgy happen and it will be glorious

[MSperoni]

... Matt won't draw us pictures of beautiful women...

Link (http://www.nuklearpower.com/dreadful/).

[Loyal]

I think I am beginning to understand why Snake historically has so much difficulty "sealing the deal" with the women he dates.

[Solid Snake]

Link (http://www.nuklearpower.com/dreadful/).

Silly Speroni, black and white images of your comic don't count!
I want your smexy ladies in full-blown color
Really every black and white image you create is a crime against humanity. It's like if Leonardo da Vinci was like "Here, I'll draw you half a Mona Lisa."

You'd be like "Leonardo, anything less than a complete masterpiece Mona Lisa is a waste of your impeccable talent and an affront to the deities."
An affront, Matt
An affront

[Solid Snake]

I think I am beginning to understand why Snake historically has so much difficulty "sealing the deal" with the women he dates.

I think I'm beginning to understand why Loyal is no longer on my list of NPFers I have a crush on :mad:

[MSperoni]

Well, the comic isn't really about "sexy girls" anyway so...I guess it's good that it doesn't count?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Jeeze snake if it makes ya feel better 'm currently studying life drawing and have desided to just not post anymore mischief knights pic since the project was canned due to me ruining it over the years with bad writing.

[Red Mage Black]

Silly Speroni, black and white images of your comic don't count!
I want your smexy ladies in full-blown color
Really every black and white image you create is a crime against humanity. It's like if Leonardo da Vinci was like "Here, I'll draw you half a Mona Lisa."

You'd be like "Leonardo, anything less than a complete masterpiece Mona Lisa is a waste of your impeccable talent and an affront to the deities."
An affront, Matt
An affront

Oh sweet sweet naive, Snake. If he gave us full blown color of sexy ladies, it would render all other webcomics null and void. The seas would rise, mountains would crumble and storms would surge across the lands because of the jealousy of the Gods! If he does not limit himself, he will become the cause of the end of the world.

On another note...

Link (http://www.nuklearpower.com/dreadful/).

I'd tap that.

[Solid Snake]

Well, the comic isn't really about "sexy girls" anyway so...I guess it's good that it doesn't count?

Everything you draw is sexy by definition, Matt

[MSperoni]

If I ever ended up doing a kind of Queen's Blade/Dead or Alive type thing it'd probably end up being super weird and no one would like it.

...or everyone would like it and I wouldn't know why...


It'd probably be like Junji Ito meets Satoshi Urushihara...

Confession: Now I'm thinking about it! Darnit.

[walkertexasdruid]

This thread has gone in a wierd direction, I guess my questionable tastes are not so questionable.

[Loyal]

Still shocked at the number of you taking me seriously right nowI assure you, nothing I've said has been a reflection of anything I've taken seriously. Though perhaps we're using a different definition of "taking seriously"?

To say nothing on which parts of my own posts should themselves be taken seriously, or for what reason.

[MSperoni]

I take Snake mysteriouseriously.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

PS: Flare I was totally warning you because you're apparently a redhead
And apparently every guy here is totes crushin' on the gingers
I'm just sayin' Flare it looks like you're going to have to reject like 50 marriage proposals per day here
I'd propose myself but I'm too polyamorous to settle down, what with my crushes on nearly everyone from NPF
Someday I'm going to make an NPF orgy happen and it will be glorious

Dude, Flare has been here for like, how long? And we've all known she's a redhead for most of that time. I think she's safe from us at this point.

[Nikose Tyris]

Jeeze snake if it makes ya feel better 'm currently studying life drawing and have desided to just not post anymore mischief knights pic since the project was canned due to me ruining it over the years with bad writing.

actually I kind of enjoyed seeing your shit pop up on my Deviantart every could of weeks.

[CABAL49]

Pretty sure the women of NPF are used to our demeanor. I mean, why else would they stick around? I think the thing we do right is that we are not all up in their vag trying to get pics.

[Ecks]

Yeah, I mean, how many successful NPF hookups have there been already? Clearly there's something likeable about most of us that the ladies here haven't run away screaming in terror yet.

Someone list examples I'm having a foggy memory today.

Who are you people again?

[Osterbaum]

You guys are being terrible right now and you dont even know it.

[Ecks]

You guys are being terrible right now and you dont even know it.

Isn't that the entire point of this thread?

[BitVyper]

I was really expecting the first post in this thread to just be a link to Baby Got Back. I'm disappointed.

[MSperoni]

What about...? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Zp4cW8w8A)

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Isn't that the entire point of this thread?

Yup.

[Revising Ocelot]

Redheads are the devil's spawn. I have personal experience of such matters.

EDIT: Oh, Flare's redheaded? Case rescinded. And for anyone else on the forums that's also of an orange/red persuasion, for that matter.

[Fifthfiend]

No but seriously though this thread is awful.

[MSperoni]

It could get worse though. You know it could.

[Hatake Kakashi]

You guys are being terrible right now and you dont even know it.

I like how it's always us, never him. :dance:

[Solid Snake]

Yeah, I mean, how many successful NPF hookups have there been already?

Why not with me, NPF?
Why never with mmmeeeeeeeeee

[Thadius]

Why not with me, NPF?
Why never with mmmeeeeeeeeee

Offers were made, Snake. And you rejected them.

Now we all know better than to get close. Mostly because of the smell.

But also because you are a terrible person.

Not as bad as some of the others. But by virtue of being an NPFer, you are a terrible person.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

It could get worse though. You know it could.

Well I could do a terrible rant about my shitty life, my ever increasing stupidty, terrible projects, and hilariously bad artwork and drawing ablilities.

But I kinda like just being the local pervert everyone secretly hates on for flooding the Art section with poorly drawn softcore furry catgirls and a badly written story (admittingly without the bad writting and presentation, it would be a decent little dark humor, comedy). Oh and that so called great comic that I bragged was my best idea yet that I have yet to start (Avalice Assassin). And of course the 20+ requests I still owe you guys.

So I'll let someone else take this thread to a whole new level of terrible the likes of which NPF has ever seen. And cling on to that tiny microscopic bit of respect you guys might still have for me.

[Solid Snake]

Kyanbu, you're a fine artist!
You just need to draw things other than softcore porn pictures of furries!
Other subject matters to draw do exist!!!

I mean, look at CJ! She draws things other than Metal Gear Solid yaoi.
(Though really in CJ's case specifically she should only draw MGS yaoi, it should be like a requirement for her continued existence.)

[Nikose Tyris]

For instance Kyanbu you can also draw hardcore porn pictures of furries.

The possibilities are endless.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

For instance Kyanbu you can also draw hardcore porn pictures of furries.

The possibilities are endless.

No, NEVER!!! I'll NEVER JOIN THE DARK SIDE OF THE FURRY FORCE!!!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

There is no light side to the furry force.

Clearly, since we're all so progressive here we're all furryphobes, because that's what dudes like us do all day. Homophobia just doesn't cut it anymore. That was cool maybe twenty years ago.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

There's totally a grey side of the Furry Force.

[Osterbaum]

I like how it's always us, never him.
The difference is, that I know I'm terrible.

[CABAL49]

We all know we are terrible. Everything here is terrible. No one comes here unless they want others to know how terrible they are. It only becomes more terrible when you feel the need to remind everyone how terrible it really is.

[MSperoni]

Well I could do a terrible rant about my shitty life, my ever increasing stupidty, terrible projects, and hilariously bad artwork and drawing ablilities....

I meant worse in the sense we could start coming up with more Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson slashfic like in the Assassin's Creed 3 thread.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

That was the only part of the thread I found worth reading.

[Odjn]

I meant worse in the sense we could start coming up with more Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson slashfic like in the Assassin's Creed 3 thread.

I don't even have to read this to know Jefferson was the pitcher.

[CelesJessa]

I mean, look at CJ! She draws things other than Metal Gear Solid yaoi.
(Though really in CJ's case specifically she should only draw MGS yaoi, it should be like a requirement for her continued existence.)

Man, MGS yaoi was, like, two fandoms ago. Get with the times.

[Ecks]

Hmm... how to make this thread more terrible than it already is...

Well, I just posted again, does that count?

[Lumenskir]

And of course the 20+ requests I still owe you guys.
Seriously, you've had a breakthrough with this furry shit, now get the fuck started on my sigil where the symbol of my house is a goddamm bongo.

[Solid Snake]

Man, MGS yaoi was, like, two fandoms ago. Get with the times.

Are you still on Assassin's Creed, then?

If so: Will you draw us some Desmond / Shaun yaoi?

...Please?!?

[Osterbaum]

Will you draw yaoi of Snake with whoever, doesn't matter? That would be great, thanks.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Seriously, you've had a breakthrough with this furry shit, now get the fuck started on my sigil where the symbol of my house is a goddamm bongo.

Sure but I'm going to need some refs.

[CelesJessa]

Are you still on Assassin's Creed, then?

If so: Will you draw us some Desmond / Shaun yaoi?

...Please?!?

Man you really are behind. No I'm into FF6 right now, it's all about the het and gen for once.

There's plenty of Desmond/Shaun out there though, by artists better than myself, so never fear.

[POS Industries]

No I'm into FF6 right now, it's all about the het and gen for once.
Bullshit, CJ. You know you've got some KefkaxLeo blackrom in you.

[Satan's Onion]

LOCKExEDGAR 4 EVAH OTP

[CelesJessa]

Bullshit, CJ. You know you've got some KefkaxLeo blackrom in you.

LOCKExEDGAR 4 EVAH OTP

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnu7et1Kvn1qafrh6.gif

[Revising Ocelot]

If we're posting homestuck images now I may as well put up a thisisstupid.gif.

And then get the topic locked because homestuck gifs are true evidence of having descended into the lowest and most deplorable levels of debauchery. Gotta have some self-respect. Other people obviously, not me.

[Osterbaum]

What was this thread even originally about?

[Token]

Anthro Chaps.
That or ass and titties.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lom7kimhqY1qjlt8r.gif
Either way: HOMESTUCK

[A Zarkin' Frood]

The Homestuck fandom is fucking terrible and this is not even the reason.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

The Homestuck fandom is fucking terrible and this is not even the reason.


You're terrible and this is at least part of the reason.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Well, duh.

EDIT: duh'ing the "You're terrible" disliking the Homestuck fandom for being terrible makes you a better person sadly. I only keep reading it so I don't have to treat everything in the Homestuck thread as a random string of non-sequiturs.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

You could just not go to the Homestuck thread.

[MSperoni]

Ballsweat has to visit threads he doesn't like, that's how he gets his balls sweaty.

Sweaty with rage. If he didn't do that, then he'd have to change his name to Dryballs.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

You could just not go to the Homestuck thread.

But it's fun.

Also what Matt said.

[Token]

I've found the more people talk about Homestuck, the more I hate them. Homestuck fans might be the only thing worse than bronies. I love the comic, but jesus christ. People ruin it for me.

[Aldurin]

I've found the more people talk about Homestuck, the more I hate them. Homestuck fans might be the only thing worse than bronies. I love the comic, but jesus christ. People ruin it for me.

Blissfully ignore the fandom, like I do.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I still don't even know what Homestuck is.

[Solid Snake]

I still don't even know what Homestuck is.

I'm torn between pitying you and envying you.

Seriously I think Homestuck is just about the only webcomic I thoroughly enjoy enough to recommend and yet simultaneously feel somewhat envious of those who've never been introduced

[Fifthfiend]

You could just not go to the Homestuck thread.

But what will stop you from going to all of the other ones?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

The thing about Homestuck is it started decent, then got really great but at some point jumped the shark and now I don't know If I should stop reading or not because it seems like it's getting back into form to some degree.

The fandom, though? Like most big fandoms: Terrible.

[CelesJessa]

The fandom, though? Like most big fandoms: Terrible.

It has lots of nice art though.

[Ecks]

You could pretend the fandom doesn't exist. I get away with that all the time, wearing my Breath tee and hood everywhere and never getting recognized at all forever. Fuck yes.

[Loyal]

It has lots of nice art though.

Lots of nice art. (http://i.imgur.com/Wnu62.jpg) And the speed and frequency with which it comes out is just incredible.

[PhoenixFlame]

*walks into thread*

:ohdear:

*walks out of thread*

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'm torn between pitying you and envying you.

Seriously I think Homestuck is just about the only webcomic I thoroughly enjoy enough to recommend and yet simultaneously feel somewhat envious of those who've never been introduced

Guess I must be lucky then. I didn't read it. Just don't have the time.

[MSperoni]

I am lucky a well, because I have not read it either.

[synkr0nized]

I've found the more people talk about Homestuck, the more I hate them. Homestuck fans might be the only thing worse than bronies. I love the comic, but jesus christ. People ruin it for me.

High-five. I just read it every few months in spurts and don't bother with threads anymore, though I did recently post in ours to note I caught up. That may have been a message to one or two people that I could have just PM'd, but derp.

Some of the artwork is neat, sure, and the community apparently is doing a rad job with music. But one trip through the "official" MSPA forums was enough to know I'll just wait for someone else to post links to the good stuff and avoid all the ridiculous speculation, shipping, and cult mentality that seems to pop up around Hussie's works.


This is, of course, an unfair generalization and does not apply to every and any person who reads his work. But there it is.

[batgirl]

The first time I saw this thread, I ignored it for whatever reason. This morning I decided to see what all the fuss was about.

It cannot be unseen.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

The first time I saw this thread, I ignored it for whatever reason. This morning I decided to see what all the fuss was about.

It cannot be unseen.

You should have stayed away. And I'm all out of brain bleach, sorry.

[Flarecobra]

I'm sure you can procure some kind of amenianics or something.

[Marc v4.0]

I'm torn between pitying you and envying you.

Seriously I think Homestuck is just about the only webcomic I thoroughly enjoy enough to recommend and yet simultaneously feel somewhat envious of those who've never been introduced

I used to be the way about Bob and George

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I'm torn between pitying you and envying you.

Envy, Snake. Always envy.

[akaSM]

I'm sure you can procure some kind of amenianics or something.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/dd/Animaniacs.svg/250px-Animaniacs.svg.png

[walkertexasdruid]

Being a FF X-2 fan, I have had some, um, interesting thoughts about YRP-Yuna, Rikku, Payne, and not to mention Lulu.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Being a FF X-2 fan, I have had some, um, interesting thoughts about YRP-Yuna, Rikku, Payne, and not to mention Lulu.

This is both acceptable and understandable.

[walkertexasdruid]

Getting back to the furry tangent, when I was a kid, Gadget from Rescue Rangers was the first female character that I really noticed. I was too young when Thunder Cats first came out to notice Cheetara, but I appreciate her now.