Beware Beware!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

That cool wind in your hair, that mysterious glance- its the Ides of March. Do you know where your enemy is? Do you?

[Sifright]

it's in my pants but it wont go away no matter how much i beat it.

[Flarecobra]

They're everywhere.

[Kim]

Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
The Heffalump or woosel is very sly
- sly - sly - sly
They come in ones and twoosels
but if they so choosels
before your eyes you'll see them multiply
- ply - ply - ply

[mauve]

They're extra-ordi-nary,
So better be wary!
Because they come in every shape and size!
-size -size - size - size
If honey's what you covet
You'll find that
They love it!
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize!

[Fifthfiend]

Well as of 3 hours ago you were posting this thread.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Well as of 3 hours ago you were posting this thread.

I'm the handsome one.

[Fifthfiend]

Spotted again, you are the worst shadowy lurking secret hidden enemy ever.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I flunked out of nemesis school after I tried to marry the class cat to the class dog.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Is the time at hand again?

[Intern Nin]

The words of wise men illuminate our lives like the sun. Please listen closely to lecture eleven, number two, “Regarding enemies”

|Where is my enemy? This is your enemy. That is your enemy. This one is without doubt your enemy. The enemy of the people is your enemy as well. Do you not yet see, that this is the easy answer? Words from those who look without seeing. Perhaps that is the real enemy.

Enemies no longer charge out in helmet and armor, as in days of old. Nowadays they use slide rules, advanced mathematics, and data to make their calculations. And yet, somehow, this sort of enemy does not stir my heart. You fear that upon seizing them, you'll find you've grabbed a decoy or perhaps even an ally.

Lazy... lazy... lazy...You will never meet your enemy. You will never really live.

No, the enemy I seek is not to be sought out, lest we find ourselves surrounded. No, the enemy I wait for... My enemy... The enemy is not to be awaited, lest it violate us. No, but one day we will come upon each other. And for that day, all of my faculties will be ready to meet them. My claws and teeth, my ears and hands will be ready for battle. When I can call them enemy at last! When I can call them my enemy at last!

I believe that chance will come.|

[Magus]

That cool wind in your hair, that mysterious glance- its the Ides of March. Do you know where your enemy is? Do you?

Nay, Casca! We hath the falling sickness!

[Kim]

Reader beware... You're in for a scare...