New forumite kyrtuck has rapidly established a first-rate posting record

[Betty Elms]

When I see that kyrtuck has posted in a thread I am like man I am totally gonna read a post making intelligent observations regarding the innocuous nature of ethnic generalizations.

kyrtuck you are to all appearances so far a first rate white dude, I wish you a long and successful posting career pointing out the ways in which the hardships faced by bookish introverts are pretty much the same thing as whatever it is black people have to deal with.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Kyrtuck is pretty swell guy. And he smells very nice and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Osterbaum]

I see kyrtuck posting and I just want to say "what did you say, bitch nigga".

[Seil]

Oh I see what you did there.

[Seil]

hs9R8mnHcCk

[synkr0nized]

This thread raised my awareness of both 1) a few amusing Fifthfiend posts about haggling [good] and 2) that shiney apparently wants folks to ignore problems so we don't have to do our jobs [not so good].

Anyway gg on giving this person more attention I guess, albeit humorously.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I've been ragging on blackamores and jews and women for not understanding my pain for years and nobody ever made a thread praising my insightful observations :(.
This is only further proof of the injustices foistered upon white males.

[Kim]

I've been ragging on blackamores and jews and women for not understanding my pain for years and nobody ever made a thread praising my insightful observations :(.
This is only further proof of the injustices foistered upon white males.

I found just the community for you (http://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteRights/)

[BitVyper]

I've been ragging on blackamores and jews and women for not understanding my pain for years and nobody ever made a thread praising my insightful observations :(.

You're an immigrant, the worst kind of scum.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I found just the community for you (http://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteRights/)

Nah, the internet is for poor black people.

You're an immigrant, the worst kind of scum.

I have taken it upon myself to carry civilisation abroad upon my perfectely sculpted shoulders. It is distressing that my sacrifice for the benefits of all mankind shall be scorned so.

[Kim]

Motion to arrest and imprison without trial evict the forum member known as "Smarty McBarrelpants".

[Flarecobra]

that shiney apparently wants folks to ignore problems so we don't have to do our jobs [not so good].


Wait, what?

[Osterbaum]

Motion to arrest and imprison without trial evict the forum member known as "Smarty McBarrelpants".
Seconded.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

No jury will convict me becuase the temlegal sys is designed to disenfranchise black pe... I mean protect our sacred CUSTOMS and TRADITION.

[kyrtuck]

Damn straight our customs and traditions need protecting. Without them we'd be unstable as a fiddler on the roof.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

You do realise fiddler on the roof was written by jew right?

[kyrtuck]

What? You saying Jews aren't allowed to write for movies now?! GTFO you horrible rotten anti-semitisitc....person! You make me sick!


PS, naw, I still wuv ooh buddy.

[Osterbaum]

Nobody loves Smarty.

[Kim]

One time I printed a picture of Smarty just so I could burn it.

[Sifright]

Smarty asked me to marry him once, I said no

true story bro.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Nobody loves Smarty.

Denying it won't make the pain go away.

One time I printed a picture of Smarty just so I could burn it.

Don't you care about the environment Liz? All your lieberals are a bunch of hypocrits.

Smarty asked me to marry him once, I said no

true story bro.

I would only marry those of those pure stock. Don't kid yourself with your mongrel fever dreams.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Smarty is cool as long as he says nice things about cats. Which is never.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Cats are from darkest Africa. They remind us of the blackness in man's soul.

[Fifthfiend]

Damn straight our customs and traditions need protecting. Without them we'd be unstable as a fiddler on the roof.

What? You saying Jews aren't allowed to write for movies now?! GTFO you horrible rotten anti-semitisitc....person! You make me sick!


PS, naw, I still wuv ooh buddy.

KHy7DGLTt8g

[Ecks]

what the fuck is this shit

[Magus]

Way to misspell blackamoor, Smarty. What's next, misspelling quadroon?! Our outdated racist words used to pigeonhole people into their proper places should be treated with care, since we're keeping them below the surface for the white technocrats of the future to make popular again in their dystopian ethnic cleansing campaigns!

[kyrtuck]

Someone's been watching too much Saxon Storm.

[shiney]

Wait, what?

Meh. shiney is getting more cynical and less compassionate. synk is more humane. News at 11.

[The SSB Intern]

Shiney looks out at the drops of water falling heavy on his office window. The sound drowns the screams of a single mother being mugged in the alley across the street. It doesn't matter to Shiney. He can hear it. He's always heard it.

"NPF." The name passes through his lips softly, leaving only a dry, acidic taste on his tongue and dull pain in his temple. The whiskey takes care of both.

[Fifthfiend]

Krytuck post on forum this morning, racist slur in text. This forum is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The subforums are extended drammaz and the drammaz are full of lolz and when the lolz finally scab over, all the noobs will drown. The accumulated filth of all their gifs and macros will foam up about their waists and all the camwhores and clique leaders will look up and shout "Mod us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."
.

[shiney]

I'm pretty sure this is the actual legitimate truth.

[Geminex]

Dibs on being the big muscly blue guy who runs around without any pants.

[Nique]

The incredible hulk?

[Magus]

No, no.

The Thing.

[Flarecobra]

Nah, be silver and wear nothing at all.

[Premmy]

I second Flare's motion to take away Gem's penis and paint him silver

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/eldangerosso/Nextwave200220page2004.jpg

[Geminex]

The incredible hulk?
No, not him, that other guy


No, no.

The Thing.
Not him either, just let me explain

Nah, be silver and wear nothing at all.
Seriously are you even trying anymore

I second Flare's motion to take away Gem's penis and paint him silver
Oh god where did this even come from why would you

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/eldangerosso/Nextwave200220page2004.jpg
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[BitVyper]

Dibs on being the Comedian so I don't have to be present after the first few pages.

[Geminex]

Man, we should merge this thread with the NPF webcomic thread, because Postmen would be the best NPF webcomic.

[BitVyper]

Man, we should merge this thread with the NPF webcomic thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/1332353641908.gif

[Kyanbu The Legend]

That is both adorable and fantastic.

[Flarecobra]

Bird knows what's up.

[Ecks]

This thread is worse than NPF Chapter 1.

[MSperoni]

I'm not really sure what direction this thread is going or even if it had one, but "kyrtuck" makes me think of "Friar Tuck".

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wr8-kBRJ-JE/Sxa2kDNQ8DI/AAAAAAAAByU/5geedRIpIzc/s320/FRIAR+3.jpg

So this is who I picture as making all of kyrtuck's posts. It makes them even more likeable (though they seem fine to me anyway).

[kyrtuck]

That's what my mom always told me :)


I'm surprised you came up with that MSperoni. In most other places people associate my name with "Crying Truck".

[MSperoni]

I'm surprised you came up with that MSperoni.

That's why they pay me the big monies.

[Osterbaum]

That's why they pay me the big monies.
ahahahhahahha

Matt, you are the 1%!