The Ongoing Sega of Sonic in America

[Kim]

DmeT0_ArNbw

GOTTA GO FAST

[BitVyper]

Socialized chili dogs aren't sustainable!

[Kim]

Socialized chili dogs aren't sustainable!

They would be if we'd take more chili dogs from the rich. Have you seen how much Eggman Industries spends on lobbying to prevent an increase in chili dog taxes?

[BitVyper]

Eggman worked himself up from the ground! If he doesn't want to share his chili dogs with a bunch of commie liberal welfare queens, power to him.

[Fifthfiend]

I can't be sonicist if I think sonics are totally, totally hot, right?

[Aldurin]

Sega does need to get their shit together with this franchise. Also chilidogs are great due to how they stimulate methane production in humans, creating a viable renewable energy source.

[Fifthfiend]

Like look I'm just saying man you know what they say
once you go sonic
you'll eat no other vomit

[Nikose Tyris]

Oh fuck, I remember when Chicago posted this, all my love.

[kyrtuck]

First those billions wasted on that ARK space program that did nothing and now Socialized Chillidogs? Thats it, thats the last straw. I'm moving to Angel Island and adopt their isolationist policy. I'm tired of running through all those zones to fix their problems. We should all just stay in our own zones.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

GOTTA GO FAST

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[kyrtuck]

Thank you so very much K-Re$ha, my eye balls have melted.

[Osterbaum]

K-Re$ha
Requesting a name change on Karesh´s behalf.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Rejecting name change request on the moderators behalf.

[Osterbaum]

Telling K-Resh to stop being a bitch and accept his new name.

e: making mental note of having to come up with something witty to say about Sonic

[Nique]

Rejecting name change request on the moderators behalf.

Hot and dangerous
If you’re one of us, then roll with us
‘Cause we make the posters fall in love
And we've got our hot-pants on and up
And yes of course we does, we running this forum just like a club
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us
Got K-Re$ha on my necklace

[Krylo]

Thank you so very much K-Re$ha, my eye balls have melted.

Requesting a name change on Karesh´s behalf.
I don't know, that just doesn't seem all th...

Hot and dangerous
If you’re one of us, then roll with us
‘Cause we make the posters fall in love
And we've got our hot-pants on and up
And yes of course we does, we running this forum just like a club
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us
Got K-Re$ha on my necklace

Seconding name change request.