Another Suggestion for Brian

[Bells]

Grow a ponytail! I think it will make you look very much retro-chic. Also Vintage... somehow...

Also, have you considered a beard? You are a dashing fellow, that much has to be said. But i'm thinking mutton chops . Y'know, go crazy a little!

[Fifthfiend]

Trolling isn't very nice, Bells.

[EVILNess]

Trolling isn't very nice, Bells.

I want to say something about this, but the magnitude of this particular sentence being typed by Fifth has blown my mind.

[The SSB Intern]

Hey Brian I have this business idea that I think is just fantastic. I just need another $1000, which, I swear, I will not spend on hookers and cocaine this time.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I am Serpico and I say do not trust this man.

[Bells]

Trolling isn't very nice, Bells.

Well, i learned watching YOU... DAD! :crying:


















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[A Zarkin' Frood]

This time when we learn that our elders are not infallible and in fact probably total dicks: We call that growing up.

[mauve]

Suggestion: Buy everyone a jetpack.

Alternate suggestion: Buy me a jetpack and use the rest of the money to genetically engineer unicorns.

[Fifthfiend]

I want to say something about this, but the magnitude of this particular sentence being typed by Fifth has blown my mind.

Yeah it was pretty pro trolling.

[POS Industries]

Suggestion: Buy everyone a jetpack.

Alternate suggestion: Buy me a jetpack and use the rest of the money to genetically engineer unicorns.
I say just streamline the whole thing and put jetpacks on unicorns.

And then release them into the wild!

[mauve]

I say just streamline the whole thing and put jetpacks on unicorns.

And then release them into the wild!

Brilliant! Because who needs pegasi (pegasuses? pegasii?) when you could have unicorns with jetpacks? Mighty herds of jetpacorns roaming the plains! Soaring through the skies! Truly it would be a great and magical world then! Unicorn jetpacking is the transportation of the future.

Come on, Brian! Get on this!

[Azisien]

Brilliant! Because who needs pegasi (pegasuses? pegasii?)

Pegopods

[Satan's Onion]

I say just streamline the whole thing and put jetpacks on unicorns.

And then release them into the wild!

But what about emissions? Do you have any reasonable estimates as to the average jetpack-corn's carbon hoofprint?

[rpgdemon]

I say just streamline the whole thing and put jetpacks on unicorns.

And then release them into the wild!

And anyone who wants their own jetpack can go on a Unicorn hunt.

[POS Industries]

But what about emissions? Do you have any reasonable estimates as to the average jetpack-corn's carbon hoofprint?
They emit a constant stream of awesome.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Engineer the jetpacks to run on humans over 65 years of age and fix the problem of Social Security!

[Amake]

This thread is wonderful. It will go down in history for putting the words "the average jetpack-'corn's carbon hoofprint" in that order alone.

I'm worried we keep forgetting to consider unicorn insurance (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/04/09) though.

[Satan's Onion]

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I'm worried we keep forgetting to consider unicorn insurance (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/04/09) though.

I thought about that, but don't unicorn horns have healing properties anyway? So any insurance one might legally require would be strictly for property damage, like hoof scuffs, horn scratches, and nibbled plants. (Wait, what do unicorns eat?) Not needing to worry overmuch about injury claims would theoretically keep costs pretty low.

[Amake]

I'm referring to insurance in case your unicorn gets hurt. >_>

[Satan's Onion]

I read it, but I'd always thought that unicorn injuries could be remedied by the unicorn's own innate healing properties. (If so, Gabe totally got swindled.) That said, I defer to more knowledgeable unicorn experts than I on the matter; if unicorns are immune to their own magic, which is certainly possible, some system of unicorn veterinary treatment and unicorn-injury insurance is absolutely necessary.

[Amake]

Well, I can think of four stories involving unicorns in substantial parts, and two of them have the unicorns being brutally slaughtered for people to make use of their magic parts. Mostly they don't even have healing powers, except they can detect and cure poison with their horn. Probably ties in with unicorn legends being based on rhinos and the dumbass folk wisdom that holds rhino horns can cure certain afflictions.

[mauve]

Probably ties in with unicorn legends being based on rhinos and the dumbass folk wisdom that holds rhino horns can cure certain afflictions. ....jetpack-bearing rhinos would still be cool. Not as cool as jetpackcorns, mind you, but still pretty cool.

[POS Industries]

Rhinos are too heavy, though. Their packs would require an unfeasible amount of jets.

[Arhra]

So does the unfeasibility curve loop back around to feasible if you want to step up to jetpack-narwhals instead?

The unicorns of the sea!

[Geminex]

Are we talking normal jetpacks here? Or undersea jetpacks? Because, with that horn, I bet we could get narwhals to supercavitate underwater.

They would be the terrors of the sea.

[MSperoni]

Rhino Pegasuses would be pretty cool. Should they have feather wings or large bat wings?

[kyrtuck]

I'd prefer bat wings, to distance them from the overly sterotypical winged horses.

[rpgdemon]

So does the unfeasibility curve loop back around to feasible if you want to step up to jetpack-narwhals instead?

The unicorns of the sea!

Fuck narwhals.

[Ecks]

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[Hatake Kakashi]

Between unicorns emitting streams, people making use of their parts, jetpacks and the act of fucking narwhals, I'm beginning to think this is among the strangest bukkake-fests that I've ever browsed in these here forums...

[Bells]

Every thread on NPF has a 60% chance of going into what i like to call "the dark side of the moon"


...nice.