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Fifthfiend
04-04-2012, 08:24 PM
Cause you're a pretty new guy around here and it refers to me and I thought I'd ask where you happened to hear that story.

POS Industries
04-04-2012, 11:06 PM
Just wanted to pop in and note that Zarak's signature is well outside the allowed size requirements. Please remove either the image or the reference to a former member whose grammar, sentence structure, sense of humor, and general opinions were all startlingly similar to your own but predates your joining by several years and hasn't been mentioned once since you joined, except for that one time by you in the "fess up to your alt accounts" thread.

As it is now, it is simply much, much too large.

Nique
04-04-2012, 11:32 PM
fess up to your what what?

Also, fifthfiend used to be a dumb stupid butt guy?

POS Industries
04-04-2012, 11:37 PM
fess up to your what what?
Some thread started by an asshole. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=41438)

stefan
04-05-2012, 12:50 AM
this sounds like a juicy story. tell me of its tale and I will share the unsecret with you of how to make anti-infinite amounts of nonmoney.

ZARAK
04-05-2012, 12:51 AM
I'm a detective on the internets. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36613)

Nique
04-05-2012, 02:12 AM
Some thread started by an asshole. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=41438)

That was the OTHER Nique.

POS Industries
04-05-2012, 02:25 AM
I'm a detective on the internets. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36613)
You're the worst private dick Fifth ever saw.

I don't really have it in me to be up all night playing this game so I'm gonna go ahead and ban you for bandodging/being a total asshole in general anyway.

Kim
04-05-2012, 02:34 AM
Man, if a guy's gonna go to the trouble of starting a new account after having been banned for several years you'd think his getting re-banned would be more interesting. This was totally underwhelming.

I give this banning 3/5. Nothing special, but fans of the genre will like it.

Bells
04-05-2012, 02:42 AM
Yeah... throw us an animated gif at least, c'mon... SOMETHING, y'know?
I mean, think about the inner grudge and mixed feelings one must have to desire to return to this place YEARS after being banned, concocting a plan, a clever ruse... and then you give them this?!

Not classy bro. Not classy.

stefan
04-05-2012, 02:46 AM
Yeah... throw us an animated gif at least, c'mon... SOMETHING, y'know?
I mean, think about the inner grudge and mixed feelings one must have to desire to return to this place YEARS after being banned, concocting a plan, a clever ruse... and then you give them this?!

Not classy bro. Not classy.


after doing a bit of boredom-fueled ACE DETECTIVE work, I can't really agree this is a "clever ruse" when he pretty much advertised this fact in an earlier thread.

Osterbaum
04-05-2012, 02:49 AM
I'm confused as to what exactly happened here. Maybe because I didn't get to see the signature he had?

POS Industries
04-05-2012, 02:50 AM
I mean, think about the inner grudge and mixed feelings one must have to desire to return to this place YEARS after being banned, concocting a plan, a clever ruse... and then you give them this?!
Mistah Kurtz—he dead.

A penny for the Old Guy

I

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
Remember us—if at all—not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.

II

Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death’s dream kingdom
These do not appear:
There, the eyes are
Sunlight on a broken column
There, is a tree swinging
And voices are
In the wind’s singing
More distant and more solemn
Than a fading star.

Let me be no nearer
In death’s dream kingdom
Let me also wear
Such deliberate disguises
Rat’s coat, crowskin, crossed staves
In a field
Behaving as the wind behaves
No nearer—

Not that final meeting
In the twilight kingdom

III

This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man’s hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

Is it like this
In death’s other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.

IV

The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms

In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river

Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death’s twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.

V

Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o’clock in the morning.

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow

For Thine is the Kingdom

Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow

Life is very long

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow

For Thine is the Kingdom

For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

stefan
04-05-2012, 02:53 AM
I'm confused as to what exactly happened here. Maybe because I didn't get to see the signature he had?

AN APPARENT SUMMARY FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS NO IDEA EITHER:

this douchebag (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=12252) sent this motherfucker (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=2185) a picture of a dick and gets banned for it

abovesaid douchebag proceeds to return here with an alt account, several years after the fact, and advertise this transgression in his signature and a "brag about alt accounts" thread.

Osterbaum
04-05-2012, 02:58 AM
Well that was pointless and kind of sad.

e: Fifth must be scarred for life

Nikose Tyris
04-05-2012, 05:30 AM
Hahaha, I remember Tydeus. This has been an amusing day.

Osterbaum
04-05-2012, 07:10 AM
I do not remember Tydeus, and this saddens me sort of.

Seil
04-05-2012, 07:32 AM
I could make some sex puns but I'm too tired.

And I have a headache.

And I have work tomorrow.

And I'm out of paper bags for you to wear.

Sifright
04-05-2012, 07:42 AM
I could make some sex puns but I'm too tired.

And I have a headache.

And I have work tomorrow.

And I'm out of paper bags for you to wear.


I could make some sex puns but I'm too tired.

And I have a headache.

I could make some sex puns

but I have a headache.

sex

but I have a headache.

swing and a?

Ecks
04-05-2012, 09:01 AM
welp a bangadong douchebag, moving on

rpgdemon
04-05-2012, 09:23 AM
welp a bandodging douchebag, moving on

I misread that as bangadong. I dunno what that implied, but the phrase amused me.

Fake edit: "You're a regular bangadong douchebag, man." Such flow.

shiney
04-05-2012, 10:45 AM
We've banned a lot of people over the years but the name Tydeus is one I remember. So, not sad to see him gone. Again. Real pice of work, that one. I sometimes wonder if he was Otaku Son, too.

Professor Smarmiarty
04-05-2012, 10:57 AM
You're a real piece of work.

CelesJessa
04-05-2012, 11:14 AM
We're all Otaku son, deep down inside.

The SSB Intern
04-05-2012, 11:46 AM
I'm not. Not even a little.

shiney
04-05-2012, 12:50 PM
You might be the very most Otaku Son deep down inside.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-05-2012, 12:54 PM
Since Otaku Son refused to acknowledge what made him Otaku Son.

Krylo
04-05-2012, 01:11 PM
We're all Otaku son, deep down inside.

...Is there something I need to know about your history?

Aldurin
04-05-2012, 01:15 PM
We're all Otaku son, deep down inside.

Doesn't that mean Otaku Son banged all our moms?

Professor Smarmiarty
04-05-2012, 01:21 PM
Whose Otaku Son

Fifthfiend
04-05-2012, 01:26 PM
"Do you have a little otaku in you?"

"No."

"Would you like son?"

Ecks
04-05-2012, 01:39 PM
Just out of curiosity what is official policy on permabans wanting to come back after GENUINELY changing their ways?

I know even I laughed a little while typing that but I'm making a serious inquiry here

Osterbaum
04-05-2012, 01:42 PM
I don't know! Why don't you ask a permabanned person.

Ecks
04-05-2012, 01:47 PM
Oh okay cool.

Loyal
04-05-2012, 01:56 PM
Well, TDK came back and he's got a record as spotty as anyone else.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-05-2012, 01:56 PM
If I remember right some people have gotten banned and come back several times and then they were able to actually change and got to stick around. TDK was perma banned like, four times.

Osterbaum
04-05-2012, 02:01 PM
It's not like we actually ban for life in this place. I mean it all depends on why someone was banned and how long ago. And obviously on how they act if they're allowed to post on their alt account.

e: of course we'd never let Otaku Son back in here
e2: back in to all of us

TDK
04-05-2012, 02:09 PM
I really wish I had been there right after Oster's post where he's all "Why don't you ask a permabanned person" so I could post right after him and be like "sup".

If I remember right some people have gotten banned and come back several times and then they were able to actually change and got to stick around. TDK was perma banned like, four times.

You insult me, sir! It was at LEAST seven. :P

CABAL49
04-05-2012, 02:46 PM
The mods in their infinite wisdom may grant pardons.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
04-05-2012, 03:09 PM
Something I've always wondered actually TDK, since you're the only person I know off who's escaped from the List of the Banned; What's it like in Perma-Banned Hell? Is it fire and brimstoney or something worse?

Aldurin
04-05-2012, 03:16 PM
So by our system of not-so-permanent permabans, that means Silver Rose could come back?

God help us.

IHateMakingNames
04-05-2012, 03:49 PM
I'm still holding out for Dante. That guy was aces.

POS Industries
04-05-2012, 03:51 PM
If I remember right some people have gotten banned and come back several times and then they were able to actually change and got to stick around. TDK was perma banned like, four times.
Yeah, this. TDK actually expressed remorse for his previous actions and a legit desire to change that he followed through on. Tydeus/ZARAK was never able to see that what he was doing was wrong and, even all these years later, hadn't changed at all.

Like, he totally would have gotten away with it if he hadn't A) dropped big ol' hints about being Tydeus or B) hadn't been all shitposty in the news sobforum, because in the former case we never would have suspected he had a secret identity and in the latter we wouldn't have felt like we could confirm said secret identity, and it wouldn't have really mattered because he wasn't hurtin' nobody anyway.

So by our system of not-so-permanent permabans, that means Silver Rose could come back?

God help us.
She already did once. We dealt with her in a much quieter, more creative fashion. Y'all never even knew she was here.

Aldurin
04-05-2012, 04:04 PM
She already did once. We dealt with her in a much quieter, more creative fashion. Y'all never even knew she was here.

As long as the body was never found, then it's fine. We don't want her brain in the next Frankenstien.

synkr0nized
04-05-2012, 04:10 PM
Just out of curiosity what is official policy on permabans wanting to come back after GENUINELY changing their ways?
I don't know! Why don't you ask a permabanned person.

Yeah, Funka's still here for some reason. Give him a holler.

POS Industries
04-05-2012, 04:17 PM
Funka's in this magical limbo where he hasn't actually caused any trouble on his ban dodge account so we're letting it slide, but I guess the second he even steps a millimeter out of line he's permabanned again.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-05-2012, 04:21 PM
Funka's in this magical limbo where he hasn't actually caused any trouble on his ban dodge account so we're letting it slide, but I guess the second he even steps a millimeter out of line he's permabanned again.

Are there any consequences for trying to goad that action out of him?

Osterbaum
04-05-2012, 04:24 PM
Why don't I remember anything about Silver Rose? Anyone want to enligthen me?

synkr0nized
04-05-2012, 04:29 PM
She had a lot of theories/ideas about 8-bit and was more or less off-the-wall bonkers. And then apparently everyone was out to get her / hate on her and willingly blind themselves to the truth.

But that's an oversimplification, as I rarely dealt with her.

If she's who I think I am remembering, she may have also had a deep hatred for Brian Clevinger.

IHateMakingNames
04-05-2012, 04:33 PM
http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=9671

Kel would be very upset with you mods.

The SSB Intern
04-05-2012, 04:33 PM
If she's who I think I am remembering, she may have also had a deep hatred for Brian Clevinger.

That's discouraged here?

Fenris
04-05-2012, 04:36 PM
That's discouraged here?

It's not that she disliked Clevinger that we had issue with, it's that she disliked Clevinger for what are literally the dumbest reasons imaginable and never shut the fuck up about how she disliked Clevinger for the dumbest reasons imaginable.

synkr0nized
04-05-2012, 04:38 PM
Yeah, it was like a crusade for her to bring it up all the time. Literally only a handful of posts in non-comic threads.

Fifthfiend
04-05-2012, 04:42 PM
It wasn't that she hated him so much as she understood that his comic was simply wrong and she was simply addressing these inaccuracies in the universe by informing him of his errors and waiting for him to correct them or, in lieu of that, killing him and wearing him as a suit in order to assume his existence and do it herself.

Kind of the same vibe I always got from Tydeus, really.

Krylo
04-05-2012, 04:50 PM
Yeah, it was like a crusade for her to bring it up all the time. Literally only a handful of posts in non-comic threads.

One of which was complaining about the Wii because she'd have to move.

tacticslion
04-05-2012, 04:51 PM
Also, the fact that she was pretty sure Brian made Very Large Amounts of Money off of his comic when she didn't make much (or any) off of hers. A lot. And often. I really tried to help calm her down, but it never worked.

Related: I'm a little surprised that I've never gotten banned. I mean, I've got, like, the most unpopular views around here of all time (I'm seriously nearly antithetical to most all of NPF). I really don't want to get banned, as I kind of like it here (in most things but the news/political section, 'cause... dang, I feel unwelcome there), but nonetheless. And somehow, no matter how much I try not to offend with my stuff, I'm apparently incapable of doing so.

Anyhoo, I wasn't really around for the Otaku son thing, and, sadly, I can't find his posts to see what it was all about (or find his last post - usually, not always the last post is the banning offense, and it gives a sense of "wat happen".)

Krylo
04-05-2012, 04:52 PM
There's no banning post. He got banned for PMing ladies creepy shit as I recall.

Edit: Used to IM them too. He'd be all "Can I show you some art" and then like show them hentai and try to discuss it with them and shit just goddamn.

synkr0nized
04-05-2012, 04:54 PM
He was creepy.
And a jerk.
And sent a lot of creeper PMs to female members. I might have some of the ones I got still.
e: nope, I don't. I've deleted most of my inbox.
e2: though I do still have an avatar I made for him... huh.

stefan
04-05-2012, 04:54 PM
Also, the fact that she was pretty sure Brian made Very Large Amounts of Money off



what are you talking about, he makes seven figure figures. per week!

Aldurin
04-05-2012, 04:55 PM
(in most things but the news/political section, 'cause... dang, I feel unwelcome there)

You pretty much are unwelcome if you aren't willing to viciously defend your posts and attack others. Hence why I don't hang around there much either.

Krylo
04-05-2012, 04:55 PM
If you're really curious, though, Tactics: http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=3097

That should be his member page. You can find all his posts from there.

Edit:
I think my actions around the forums can vouch for this: I don't care about people's feelings. I don't mean that in a negative way. If I do something that makes someone feel good, then more points for me. If I do something that makes someone feel bad, then less points for me. I just prefer to stay neutral and however people take it, they take it.

Sifright
04-05-2012, 04:58 PM
You pretty much are unwelcome if you aren't willing to viciously defend your posts and attack others. Hence why I don't hang around there much either.

hahahahahhaha

tacticslion
04-05-2012, 05:10 PM
Hokay. So I was wrong! I do remember him, now, it'd just been so very long that I'd completely forgotten. Thanks, Krylo and synk. Creepy is correct.

Stefan: ten! And that was before he sold out to the evil corporate America! Of COMICS!

(And it seems you're correct, Aldurin. But that's off topic! Sorry! My bad.)

Osterbaum
04-05-2012, 05:33 PM
Sorry doesn't cut it! I'm in the mood for some more bannings! Let's get a good ol' lynch ban mob going!

Inbred Chocobo
04-05-2012, 05:50 PM
Perhaps we should turn this into a festive holiday, where everyone gathers around, and someone fires up the grill and we all eat hotdogs or bananas and send pictures of our dicks to fifthfiend.

I'm sure he would love it.

Sifright
04-05-2012, 05:52 PM
You pretty much are unwelcome if you aren't willing to viciously defend your posts and attack others. Hence why I don't hang around there much either.

hahahahahhaha


Hokay. So I was wrong! I do remember him, now, it'd just been so very long that I'd completely forgotten. Thanks, Krylo and synk. Creepy is correct.

Stefan: ten! And that was before he sold out to the evil corporate America! Of COMICS!

(And it seems you're correct, Aldurin. But that's off topic! Sorry! My bad.)


Okay, my post right there was kind of a dick move and I'm sorry for posting that on the other hand i'd like to try explain why I posted that in the first place.

The news section of the forum isn't some sharks den where people tear into posts for no reason. If any posts are torn into it isn't because the people on this forum are jerks. The vast vast majority of posts that get torn to shreds in the news section are riddled with factual inconsistencies and logical fallacies this isn't because people are looking for any excuse to tear into or attack others, it's because posts in the news section objectively should be or at least attempt to be truthful and factual if a post states something that isn't true it both needs to and SHOULD be corrected after all the news section is supposed to be informed discussion of current events.

batgirl
04-05-2012, 05:59 PM
It's sad that I've been here so long that I remember all those people. Otaku Son tried to goad me into an argument about Michael Jackson once until I promptly told him to fuck off.

Greatest day of my life.

Also, I'm starting to have flashback memories of all these banned people. My head hurts.

Kim
04-05-2012, 06:13 PM
The news section of the forum isn't some sharks den where people tear into posts for no reason. If any posts are torn into it isn't because the people on this forum are jerks. The vast vast majority of posts that get torn to shreds in the news section are riddled with factual inconsistencies and logical fallacies this isn't because people are looking for any excuse to tear into or attack others, it's because posts in the news section objectively should be or at least attempt to be truthful and factual if a post states something that isn't true it both needs to and SHOULD be corrected after all the news section is supposed to be informed discussion of current events.

I know I'm going to regret entering this discussion, but hey what the hell let's do this.

I will concede that there are posts that get out of line and they should be called out. I've called one out myself recently. At the same time though, I don't think there's any reason to elevate bad opinions or bad arguments above what they are. If someone equates defending the rape of prisoners with trying to implement policies that would decrease the number of prisoner rapes, that's nothing but a bunch of bothsidez nonsense that should not be dignified with any degree of respect. What's more, to respond to bad behavior with politeness and kindness and such actually creates an incentive to continue that behavior, because you're showing that they can say plainly ignorant, insulting things and you'll still be super polite to them. (There was actually a recent study to this effect.)

Is the discussion sobforum fairly left-wing and hostile to right-wing views? Yes, but that's only an issue were both sides equally valid. Right-wing views are archaic and actively harmful to society on essentially every level. We're also willing to call out Democrats when they do stupid bullshit, too. It just so happens that the Republicans do much more awful bullshit, so the discussions are going to focus on what they do wrong more than what Democrats do wrong. We'd actually be very open to more threads about the faults of the Democratic party taking place, if such threads weren't almost always started with the point of proving, "See! Both sides are bad, so stop picking on Republicans so much!"

That's all that really needs to be said on the matter. The political leanings of the sobforum are what they are for a reason and any threads that try to broaden the discussion almost inescapably start from a false premise. We call out out of line behavior when it happens, but we don't treat harmful, insulting, or ignorant discussion as anything more than it is. The sobforum isn't perfect, but it's not nearly as bad as it's made out to be.

rpgdemon
04-05-2012, 07:53 PM
My problem with the news Sobforum is that it accuses anything that's an opinion against the left as someone trying to be "bothsidez~", even if they are not. Everyone jumps down someone's throat when they say anything against the "good side".

BUT OFF TOPIC IS OFF TOPIC. I suggest we stop talking about it? PM me if you want to continue the discussion/think I'm wrong for whatever reason.



On topic, there has been a LOT of banning going on recently. Is it that time of the month, POS? :P

Sifright
04-05-2012, 07:55 PM
My problem with the news Sobforum is that it accuses anything that's an opinion against the left as someone trying to be "bothsidez~", even if they are not. Everyone jumps down someone's throat when they say anything against the "good side".

BUT OFF TOPIC IS OFF TOPIC. I suggest we stop talking about it? PM me if you want to continue the discussion/think I'm wrong for whatever reason.



On topic, there has been a LOT of banning going on recently. Is it that time of the month, POS? :P

Are you serious? :|

shiney
04-05-2012, 08:10 PM
It is very aptly named, though! Best typo ever.

Kim
04-05-2012, 08:10 PM
My problem with the news Sobforum is that it accuses anything that's an opinion against the left as someone trying to be "bothsidez~", even if they are not. Everyone jumps down someone's throat when they say anything against the "good side".

This is not the case, nor has it ever been the case, and all those you are accusing of this have been quick to provide examples of what they dislike about the Democrats whenever someone claims this is the case. This is nothing more than concern trolling and outright lying. You ought to avoid such behavior in the future.

POS Industries
04-05-2012, 08:15 PM
On topic, there has been a LOT of banning going on recently. Is it that time of the month, POS? :P
Yes, it is specifically the time of the month when a bunch of retards come in and start shitting up my forums.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-05-2012, 08:34 PM
On that note it seems like the chances of someone getting banned go up a lot when they start saying they will be banned.
Is that because they can see the future or because they don't care about being banned so they do outrageous things?

Fifthfiend
04-05-2012, 08:41 PM
My problem with the news Sobforum is that it accuses anything that's an opinion against the left as someone trying to be "bothsidez~", even if they are not.

Hey rpg people have been bein super mean to that Zarak guy

You shoud defend some more of his posts some more.

Marc v4.0
04-05-2012, 09:07 PM
I don't know! Why don't you ask a permabanned person.

They appear to give you the benefit of a second chance if you don't create your ban-dodge account and immediatly start threadshitting right out of the gate. Or ever again.

I do wish that at some point you could reclaim your old account name if you have proven yourself enough of an upstanding member.

Krylo
04-05-2012, 09:10 PM
You'll never be Magmarashi ever again.

Never.

Marc v4.0
04-05-2012, 09:10 PM
The Saddest Face.

Kim
04-05-2012, 09:16 PM
The Saddest Face.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x9rrg8sK1r3gb3zo1_250.gif

Marc v4.0
04-05-2012, 09:29 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x9rrg8sK1r3gb3zo1_250.gif

That baby is clearly having a blast

Fifthfiend
04-05-2012, 09:37 PM
The Saddest Face.

The kind of face that makes you want to

pull out someones eyeballs

and strangle them with their optic cords

Marc v4.0
04-05-2012, 09:38 PM
RO does terrible things to people

Fifthfiend
04-06-2012, 12:41 AM
Oh man that burn was like five years in the making.

EVILNess
04-06-2012, 01:01 AM
I have been visiting this forum since 2004 and I gotta say, I always miss the drama(dy).

I am the clueless guy in the corner who asks why soandso wasn't invited to the party and then get informed he molested small children.

Part of it was I stayed away from the Discussion subforum when it existed, as it seemed like 85% of all bans originated from there. Maybe I spent too much time in the Games subforum. Who knows?

Ecks
04-06-2012, 07:46 AM
I would think you wouldn't want your old account back. You're a different person now, right? Maybe being acknowledged that you were once soandso but you're whatshisname now every once in a while would be nice, but if I were a dick on an old account and got banned for it I wouldn't wanna go back to being that guy. Sometimes the past should stay there, in the past.

Marc v4.0
04-06-2012, 11:01 AM
I would think you wouldn't want your old account back. You're a different person now, right? Maybe being acknowledged that you were once soandso but you're whatshisname now every once in a while would be nice, but if I were a dick on an old account and got banned for it I wouldn't wanna go back to being that guy. Sometimes the past should stay there, in the past.

I can see that working for most people, but the name is something that actually has meaning to me. It's a name I use most often around the tubes but it was first a nickname used between me and my friends in real life (They have their odd names as well). In many ways the name is part of who I am, even though the behavior I displayed is no longer, and to not have it feels very strange.

Having said that, Marc is who I have become known as here and he's not such a bad guy so you do have a very good point.

Revising Ocelot
04-06-2012, 11:08 AM
RO does terrible things to people

That's libel, that is! I only do terrible things to myself.

Ecks
04-07-2012, 05:46 PM
RO you doing terrible things to yourself is doing terrible things to other people.

CABAL49
04-08-2012, 03:02 AM
That's libel, that is! I only do terrible things to myself.

You're organizing the Romulan Star Empire against me. That is harmful to me and my interests.

Archbio
04-08-2012, 03:33 AM
Oh, the Romulans?

I'm so scared! What will they do, send scruffy miners after me?

synkr0nized
04-08-2012, 11:47 AM
Not the whiney future-Romulans; these will be pure-blooded, arrogant, centurion-mimicking Romulans. Eat D'deridex, chumps!

Raiden
04-09-2012, 12:06 PM
Otaku-Son, the only poster I met who changed his ENTIRE PROFILE just to insult me.

Plus, the guy would totally hog library computers from people. He was MADE of cock-bite.

Satan's Onion
04-09-2012, 05:27 PM
Otaku Son was really before my time. The more I hear of him, the more profoundly grateful I am that this is so.

Osterbaum
04-09-2012, 06:36 PM
We always keep referring to Otaku Son, but was he really the worst/funniest/greatest/most interesting ban we've ever had? I don't think so!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
04-09-2012, 06:47 PM
Well, we could ban you. That'd be kind of funny I guess.

shiney
04-09-2012, 09:09 PM
Otaku Son was really before my time. The more I hear of him, the more profoundly grateful I am that this is so.

Asserting to be a female on these forums was a tacit invitation for him to send you images of his genitals. I imagine your gratefulness is well founded.

Nikose Tyris
04-10-2012, 05:27 AM
We need a "Where are they now?" image, that summarizes, real or fictional, what happened to these people.

Otaku Son might be a functioning member of society now?

Professor Smarmiarty
04-10-2012, 05:33 AM
Asserting to be a female on these forums was a tacit invitation for him to send you images of his genitals. I imagine your gratefulness is well founded.

Man I missed out. hardout.

Ecks
04-10-2012, 09:20 PM
Invite him back for a day. And temporarily look the other way while the entire forum trolls him mercilessly?

Kinda dickish but then this is NPF. We're all of the dicks. All of them.

Satan's Onion
04-10-2012, 10:30 PM
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Otaku Son might be a functioning member of society registered sex offender now?

I think we all know this is more likely.

Asserting to be a female on these forums was a tacit invitation for him to send you images of his genitals. I imagine your gratefulness is well founded.

Dunno about you, but sounds like he's exactly the kind of guy who'll end up arrested for trying to do that SNL "Junk In a Box" thing on random women.

shiney
04-11-2012, 09:56 AM
It was when he started throwing around Mashirosen's actual name and contact information that he got shown the real actual door though, if I recall? Or at least that's when we started just waiting for something to happen.

synkr0nized
04-11-2012, 01:02 PM
Invite him back for a day. And temporarily look the other way while the entire forum trolls him mercilessly?

Kinda dickish but then this is NPF. We're all of the dicks. All of them.

Trolling like that is so pointless. Neither side is phased, everyone claims to be "winning" any arguments, and there's nothing to be gained. Furthermore any of you who did try to "troll him mercilessly" would merely be proving that he was worth your time. I say it's better to look back at these events with some amusement, if anything, and let them remain in the past.