Open Thread on Dicks: Dick Cheney's Cocky Cockfighting

[Aldurin]

This is a thread for all dick-related* discussion. Have a favorite kind of dick? Tell us here! Wrote a blowjob guide? Then don't hesitate to share your knowledge. Have a dick joke? Then why are you still reading, post already!

I also guess we can talk about butts as a side topic, I guess, if you're into that kind of thing.

*I do not claim responsibility for the horrific ramifications of actually posting a picture of a dick in this thread. Dick at your own risk.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Whenever someone makes a thread subtitled "the X-ening" or "X harder" I die a little inside.

[stefan]

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[CABAL49]

So is this where we talk about bad dick related incidents?

[Ecks]

has anyone ever accidentally bent their dick without meaning to?

cause that shit hurts

[TDK]

Dicks are pretty aces.

[Token]

has anyone ever accidentally bent their dick without meaning to?

cause that shit hurts

That's bad and all, but accidental teeth-scrapage is so much worse.

[Osterbaum]

Dicks are pretty asses.

[Amake]

I read Promethea the other day and was reminded that magic wands actually DO symbolize penises. Sorcerers, regardless of sex, become male as they seek to "penetrate" the mysteries of the world. So, those rewrites of Harry Potter are even funnier than we think.

[Archbio]

Dick Thread II: Electric Dongaloo.

That's all.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

That's even worse than the Dickening and Dick Harder. Why do you hate me, NPF :(

E: Request to change thread title to crossing dicks by moonlight or something.

[Aldurin]

E: Request to change thread title to crossing dicks by moonlight or something.

Overruled! Make something more creative.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Accompany Dick Cocker on his jorney to the Cock Pit in the cockpit of his private jet.

[Amake]

Dicks: The long, hard thread.

[synkr0nized]

This forum's current obsession with dicks/sophomoric humor is getting old.

[Krylo]

Why do we need two open threads?

[Aldurin]

Because our dicks are too big to fit in just one.

[phil_]

This forum's current obsession with dicks/sophomoric humor is getting old.Now, hold on a second. Let's see where they're going with this.

[Azisien]

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks

[Osterbaum]

8===D

[Aldurin]

8=======D

I win.

[Satan's Onion]

I read Promethea the other day and was reminded that magic wands actually DO symbolize penises. Sorcerers, regardless of sex, become male as they seek to "penetrate" the mysteries of the world. So, those rewrites of Harry Potter are even funnier than we think.

Ooh, I just got the first trade paperback of this! I hear it's some of Alan Moore's most out-there work, which is obviously saying a hell of a lot. What do you think of it?

In the same trip, I got some more Planetary, which is pretty awesometastic, and iZombie, which isn't too bad.

[Amake]

I think it's my favorite Alan Moore comic. It does some astonishingly mindblowing things, starting around volume 2. Just artistically it's too cool for words, filled with gorgeous two-page spreads that do things no comic book thought of before at a rate of like once per five pages, and intense subtle psychological stuff that affects your mood when you read about these various magical locations that are in a sense moods. And there's people having sex with actual fireworks resulting.

The plot is kind of nonexistent, but I think the book has some of the finest characterization Moore has done, particularly in respect to women characters.

And the ending may stay with you forever. In a good way.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Ooh, I just got the first trade paperback of this! I hear it's some of Alan Moore's most out-there work, which is obviously saying a hell of a lot. What do you think of it?

It's awesome. The end.
If this thread is now about Promethea instead of cocks I'm not complaining.

God is an Astronaut is good music to listen to while reading most of Promethea.

[Azisien]

Speaking of Alan Moore and dicks, if you guys ever want to waste $15, his short comic series Neonomicon is about demon dicks raping policewomen. It was sweet times!

[Ecks]

I'm sorry did you say waste of $15?