"Girls aren't naked!" or "Girls on the internet are myths - like dragons and shit."

[Aldurin]

The conspiracy is real! Those in power merely want to keep us men horny enough to not care about politics. This will be our downfall!

[Ecks]

cool story bro

[A Zarkin' Frood]

So, I notice it's super trendy to make threads joking about other threads now. This is what the chat is for. Can't wait for next season.

[Osterbaum]

I notice nobody here is naked.

[Aldurin]

I notice nobody here is naked.

See? This is exactly what I'm talking about!

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/Snapshot_20110923_3-1.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Nuts or gtfo, Seil

[Osterbaum]

AQnIJ-ljctk&feature=relmfu

[Seil]

EDIT Picture was creeping me out.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

This is acceptable.

[Magus]

That is the ugliest girl I have ever seen.

[Seil]

The cats are just off screen.

[Ecks]

AQnIJ-ljctk&feature=relmfu

is... is it wrong that i was turned on by that display

[Aldurin]

http://sadpanda.us/images/913834-XKN5J5I.gif

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/B4-ouQBGkKGrHqVhkE76BEpQBMpnEegkBw_35.jpg

[Seil]

Today I have learned the hazards of posting half-naked pics of yourself on a thread in a forum and then looking at that thread on a library computer. Woe is me.

[Osterbaum]

is... is it wrong that i was turned on by that display
Maybe a bit if it was the part about swallowing your urethra.

[phil_]

Today I have learned the hazards of posting half-naked pics of yourself on a thread in a forum and then looking at that thread on a library computer. Woe is me. This post is like "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." but with more naked Seil.

[Magus]

This post is like "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." but with more naked Seil.

Much like Hemingway, Seil gets drunk and posts naked pictures of himself on the internet?

Well, the drunk part, anyway.

[Seil]

I started reading "The Sun Also Rises," and just never considered myself a Hemmingway fan. A few years later, I was looking for something to read and my dad suggested "A Moveable Feast," and now I think he's fantastic.

[phil_]

I was intentionally leaving Hemmingway out of my post, as I always check every phrase in my posts against snopes.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

This thread's title is an insult to dragons everywhere!

They are not a myth, they are legendary and all powerful!

[phil_]

this thread is lacking breastsI know a man with the power to fix that. Then he'll feel bad about himself for objectifying women. Luckily, he has his magic cat girls to console him.

[TDK]

Is it me?

[Seil]

So, I notice it's super trendy to make threads joking about other threads now. This is what the chat is for. Can't wait for next season.

You're the one noticing fads and trends in online sprite-based webcomic forums. That's something.

[Satan's Onion]

This thread's title is an insult to dragons everywhere!

They are not a myth ...

Also not mythical: Shit. :crossarms:

[synkr0nized]

online sprite-based webcomic forums

Please, we've moved past that.

[Sithdarth]

Yeah now we're a random collection of nerds rapidly approaching 30 with no real social life that simply refuse to leave now that our original reason for being here is gone. I have no idea why these new younger people keep showing up.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

They think they can rise to power once we're gone. Because being in charge of a sprite comic forum is every 14 year old's dream.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKIG FOR HELP TO DEFEAT A PHAROAH. IS THIS THE RIGHT FORUM? hAPPY PESACH. cURSE YOU RIVER.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

LET MY PEOPLE GOooooooooooooooooo

[Arhra]

EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKIG FOR HELP TO DEFEAT A PHAROAH. IS THIS THE RIGHT FORUM? hAPPY PESACH. cURSE YOU RIVER.

Did you complete the tutorial with the burning bush? You basically just have to miracle at the dude until he becomes a dead.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

i'm at the river. I keep getting halfway across and he catches me. Is this a bug?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Yeah now we're a random collection of nerds rapidly approaching 30 with no real social life that simply refuse to leave now that our original reason for being here is gone. I have no idea why these new younger people keep showing up.

Hey, I take offence to that. I'm a nerd rapidly approaching 24 with no real social life who refuses to leave! I'm not some old fart like you.

[Melfice]

Hey, I take offence to that. I'm a nerd rapidly approaching 24 with no real social life who refuses to leave! I'm not some old fart like you.

24 is the new 30.
Congratulations, Hawk.

You just got promoted (demoted?) to old fart.

[Seil]

Hawk was always an old fart. Now it's just official.

[Osterbaum]

Actually quite a big bunch of us are still under 25. Also some of us have satisfactory social lives.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man you fucks are old. This is why you all hippies and shit. bet you were alive in the 60s. Man this republican dude he fistbump me, we in the young club.
I did beat the biblical pharoah b ut that not make me old. time travel.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Man you fucks are old. This is why you all hippies and shit. bet you were alive in the 60s. Man this republican dude he fistbump me, we in the young club.
I did beat the biblical pharoah b ut that not make me old. time travel.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

[Magus]

Old people would embrace time traveling as a way to return to their youths.

Therefore it is clear that Smarty is an 85 year old man. Or possible 2400 years old, based on some of the other evidence he's been talking about.

[Osterbaum]

Smarty is Dr. Who.

[DarkDrgon]

better than Mat Smith

[Osterbaum]

I dunno, I like Matt Smith.

[Satan's Onion]

Smarty is Dr. Who.The Master.

I think we all know which is likelier.

[Seil]

Oh, yeah, like, fuck: let's start calling Smarty "The Master" and see where that gets us.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Yeah sure, why not. It seems like a fun idea.

Notion seconded.