ENHANCE your water with MiO!....?

[Bells]

Water's great and all, but sometimes it's like a yawn in a glass. Ready to change that? Squirt some MiO Energy in your drink, shake things up, and enjoy an amazing charge wherever you go. MiO Energy will ride in your pockets. It's ninja-fast and bacon-delicious. It might even inspire you to learn kung fu or experiment with time travel. Boom.

http://www.kraftbrands.com/mio/energy_mio.html

BOOM!

Because, you probbaly have caught yourself thinking "What this water needs is a shot of caffeine! And some Vitamins!..."

It's so wild it could get you arrested on a plane, but it's worth the lawyer fees. Squirt this stealthy liquid into a glass, mug or hollowed-out gourd of your choice, and help your water live a little. Related bonus: Black Cherry MiO Energy is good at keeping secrets, and it makes you look taller. *
*Not true.

And again... BOOM!

http://www.kraftbrands.com/mio/img/nutrition/green.png

And of course FAQ! BOOM!


QCan I mix MiO Energy with vodka?
AWe strongly advise against it. MiO Energy contains caffeine and studies indicate that consuming caffeine with alcohol can lead to unsafe behaviors. Please don't try it.

QCan I put MiO Energy in my Coke?
AMiO Energy already has caffeine. Adding it to a caffeinated drink could result in you drinking higher than recommended levels of caffeine. We don't want you to experience unpleasant or unwanted side effects from the combo.

QCan my little sister have MiO Energy? She's 10.
AWe don't recommend giving MiO Energy, or any caffeinated drink, to kids. Best to not share this time!

[Ecks]

this stuff is fucking crack in a little plastic bottle. Dont touch the shit, it will ruin your life and you may find yourself giving oral sex to get your fix

[Odjn]

Yo I use this at work to keep me going, it's pretty good.

[Loyal]

I'd heard of this stuff some time ago, but mostly I can't take it seriously. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0qpbwdjeLM)

[Magus]

All the variations on "fake sugar kool-aid mix to put in your water" have been pretty much exhausted. Except now we've gone back a step from powder form to having to carry around an overpriced plastic bottle of concentrated liquid, I guess.

Like my attempts in high school to inform my classmates that Gatorade was basically kool-aid except with some salt mixed in so that they could talk about how many "electrolytes" it had fell on deaf ears, so I'm sure any of my criticisms of MiO, Propel Fitness Water, etc. will also be fruitless.

[batgirl]

I tried it once, I thought it tasted disgusting and didn't really keep me more awake or caffeinated at all. Not a fan.

[Bells]

I tried it once, I thought it tasted disgusting and didn't really keep me more awake or caffeinated at all. Not a fan.

But considering your job, i wouldn't be surprised if this "Liquid Cocain" didn't work for ya though...

What surprises me is tht they still insist on using Taurine, isn't this stuff essentially useless?

[Terex4]

I've always been a fan of flavored water so the powdered stuff is great for me. I don't think much of turning my water into an energy drink though. If I want one of those, I'll buy one.