Rabbit Hole Time!

[RobinStarwing]

Our infinite universe where I am saying this exact thing trillions of light years away has a border and is next to other infinite universes while on top of that a dinosaur just ran through where you are sitting because of a change in the timeline that had the asteroid miss meanwhile you are probably contemplating that if there are other realities that magic may exist and your favorite fantasy worlds do exist.

Not only that, but that all these other universes are different saves inside a black hole computer playing an MMO that is a combination of Starcraft, Eve, WoW Civilization, The Sims, and Spore that is all being some teenage nerd higher dimensional being in a basement playing this all on black holes.

[Thadius]

Oh, Robin.

I've been aware of the nature of the multiverse for some time.

I didn't get this crazy on my own, after all.

[RobinStarwing]

Oh, Robin.

I've been aware of the nature of the multiverse for some time.

I didn't get this crazy on my own, after all.

Ah so we can summon Cthulhu and run him for President this year.

[Kim]

So, I was only recently introduced to the greatness that is Jack Chick, thanks to this Tumblr (http://ohnojackchick.tumblr.com). In admiration of the greatness that is Jack Chick, I thought I'd start a thread for him. Let's all share our favorite moments from his works.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pqx5eeUU1rsblalo1_400.jpg

Truly a work of creative genius.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mlkyot5H1rsblalo1_250.jpg

I can't handle it either.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iyb4uCzU1rsblalo1_250.jpg

My greatest regrets in life are:

1. Not owning that gay revolution shirt

2. Not knowing a single gay guy who looks like either of those two.

I don't even know any homeless folks who look like them!

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

2. Not knowing a single gay guy who looks like either of those two.

I don't even know any homeless folks who look like them!

I am actually the guy on the left,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pqx5eeUU1rsblalo1_400.jpg

and this man is my hero.

[RobinStarwing]

Wow, a topic for a thread that I didn't care if it had a topic or not. ^_^

You basically just laid rail to derail yourselves.

[synkr0nized]

Robin, your signature is a giant waste of space.

[rpgdemon]

I wasn't going to say anything, but now that it's been brought up, isn't there a height limit?

[Amake]

Oh good, I thought I was the only one who noticed it. Yeah it needs fewer smileys, fewer references to itself, fewer quote tags and probably fewer statements that are effectively incentives for anyone who reads it to disregard anything you post as trolling. Though that last part isn't strictly speaking a layout problem, I think it deserves some mention.

[Thadius]

C'mon guys. We can't ALL be backseat moderators.

There's not enough room in the back for one.

Plus if we keep it up, the mods may turn this forum around, and then we'll NEVER get to disneyland!

[POS Industries]

To clarify:

Signatures: We ask that you keep your signature down to seven lines' worth of normally-sized text. Feel free to use "quotation marks" instead of the [QUOTE] tags or a smaller font size to save space.
So no larger than the space between these lines:

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[Azisien]

Our infinite universe where I am saying this exact thing trillions of light years away has a border and is next to other infinite universes while on top of that a dinosaur just ran through where you are sitting because of a change in the timeline that had the asteroid miss meanwhile you are probably contemplating that if there are other realities that magic may exist and your favorite fantasy worlds do exist.

Not only that, but that all these other universes are different saves inside a black hole computer playing an MMO that is a combination of Starcraft, Eve, WoW Civilization, The Sims, and Spore that is all being some teenage nerd higher dimensional being in a basement playing this all on black holes.

Where do you get your weed

[RobinStarwing]

Where do you get your weed

What weed? I said that sober and straight.

Signature fixed!

Also, why go to Disneyland? All we'd do is spend 30 minutes waiting for a 3 minute ride and many of us can get that with Viagra!

Let's go to Robbyland instead! *Opens up his brain for everyone to enter*

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Robin, why is there concentrated evil pouring out of Robbyland?

[RobinStarwing]

Robin, why is there concentrated evil pouring out of Robbyland?

Because it's running for it's life!

[Token]

For a sad few minutes, I thought I had somehow come to Serebiiforums.

[POS Industries]

Token, your signature is also kinda huge.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Will I get banned if I troll Robin? I mean... well, not trolling. Just hurling insults his way. He makes me lose all faith in humanity, not because of what he said in this thread, I didn't even read it, but because he makes so many of them and they all seem to be about the same thing. And as I said, I know this without having read any of them.

[Token]

Token, your signature is also kinda huge.

Whoops. My b.

[Thadius]

Will I get banned if I troll Robin? I mean... well, not trolling. Just hurling insults his way. He makes me lose all faith in humanity, not because of what he said in this thread, I didn't even read it, but because he makes so many of them and they all seem to be about the same thing. And as I said, I know this without having read any of them.

Wait.

You had faith in humanity to begin with?

How do you do that? I seem to have lost mine, and I could always steal yours use some more.

[Loyal]

Our infinite universe where I am saying this exact thing trillions of light years away has a border and is next to other infinite universes while on top of that a dinosaur just ran through where you are sitting because of a change in the timeline that had the asteroid miss meanwhile you are probably contemplating that if there are other realities that magic may exist and your favorite fantasy worlds do exist.

Not only that, but that all these other universes are different saves inside a black hole computer playing an MMO that is a combination of Starcraft, Eve, WoW Civilization, The Sims, and Spore that is all being some teenage nerd higher dimensional being in a basement playing this all on black holes.Speak English, damn you.

[Thadius]

Speak English, damn you.

He was! Just because you're not educated in Non-Euclidean English doesn't make it not-English.

Just makes it harder to understand. For you.

I understood it just fine! I'm not sure what the problem is!

Besides Robin being drastically wrong about the structure of the multiverse. He's close, but still drastically wrong.

Then again, trying to use words to describe things Man was not meant to see was always going to end badly. Madness was never meant to be defined. Merely known.

[akaSM]

I once met a 4th dimensional being, it gave me back a coin I ate that day by poking my innards without cutting me or anything. Such a nice guy.

[synkr0nized]

C'mon guys. We can't ALL be backseat moderators.


I'm very much driving this thing. Don't make me turn this forum around and take you all home and send you to your rooms.
Also, thanks for reducing it, Robin (and Token).


@IG: Yes, probably. I mean joking around and such is one thing, but let's not go too far.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I once met a 4th dimensional being, it gave me back a coin I ate that day by poking my innards without cutting me or anything. Such a nice guy.

Pleb. Personally I don't converse with anyone from below the 10th dimension.

[Marc v4.0]

Every time I think it is safe to look in General someone pulls this shit

[Thadius]

I'd do it myself, but Robin pulls off the crazy better than I ever could.

I mean, he uses actual words to attempt to describe the indescribable, for one thing.

I'd turn him into my minion and make him pull this shit all the goddamn time, but the transformation process has the unfortunate effect of lobotomizing most people, and I'd like him to remain just the way he is.

It actually brings smiles to my face to watch him work on this forum.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Don't encourage him Thad, he really thinks he's "crazy" now or says stuff that's just "out there" instead of straight out of comic books. He'll probably start misusing the word mindfuck again because of that, just to annoy me :(

Fact: There are only five dimensions, and the fifth dimension is imagination, which encompasses all other dimensions people here claim to know about.

[RobinStarwing]

I'd do it myself, but Robin pulls off the crazy better than I ever could.

I mean, he uses actual words to attempt to describe the indescribable, for one thing.

I'd turn him into my minion and make him pull this shit all the goddamn time, but the transformation process has the unfortunate effect of lobotomizing most people, and I'd like him to remain just the way he is.

It actually brings smiles to my face to watch him work on this forum.

Thank you Thad! It is good to be respected for one's work.

*Watches Cthulhu run out of Robbyland and smiles* That alone should scare you people.

So, who still wants to go to Robbyland! Raise you hands/tenacles/claws/amorphous psuedopods.

[pochercoaster]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/20/facepalmdisplay.jpg

[RobinStarwing]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/20/facepalmdisplay.jpg

Forward your resume to my mother Poch.

Thadius, you get to go for free as you like my work and so does my mother. ^_^

[shiney]

What is this I don't even.

Robs, I think you need to settle down a bit. This whole thread is pushing the limits of my patience. I mean this is the stuff we used to do ten years ago. C'mon man.

Chill.

[RobinStarwing]

What is this I don't even.

Robs, I think you need to settle down a bit. This whole thread is pushing the limits of my patience. I mean this is the stuff we used to do ten years ago. C'mon man.

Chill.


:( Oh alright. If a Mod wants to do the honors?

Also, Best Reply goes to Loyal.

[shiney]

Thread closed for excessive zaniness. And not really the good kind.