Man, why was I not aware of the fake White House website?

[Magus]

This is pure genius. (http://whitehouse.gov1.info/index.html)

I especially enjoyed their Weekend at Camp David (http://whitehouse.gov1.info/camp-david/index.html) and Raven Rock Top Secret Military Facility Tour (http://whitehouse.gov1.info/raven-rock/index.html) pages, and of course the "Cradle to the Grave" Gun Control page (http://whitehouse.gov1.info/doj/index.html), but the whole thing is pretty hilarious.

Man, I'm assuming I'm like the last one to know about this?

[Cloud Strife]

I'm surprised you didn't mention the part of the page where you can launch nuclear missiles at the country of your choosing. (http://whitehouse.gov1.info/launch/launch-codes.html)

[Krylo]

I couldn't find the US on the list of targets and it is, therefore, bullshit.

[Ecks]

thats funny I tried looking for krylos house and found nothing either there needs to be a write your own target or search function or some shit

[Magus]

I'm glad to see it encourages the president to pick the target carefully. Wouldn't want to nuke Andorra when you really wanted to nuke Angola.

Anyway, I went ahead and nuked Jamaica. Between reggae music and the copious amounts of weed consumed there, I feel their ability to retaliate to be close to nonexistent.