A NEW ERA DAWNS

[POS Industries]

In the wake of shiney's fall from power, the only way to ensure that we do not fall into anarchy is to fill the void in leadership as quickly as possible. With that in mind, I humbly accept the role as undisputed ruler of all internet forums past, present, and future. For my will is eternal and my glory unfailing, your very existence stands as testament to my grand benevolence.

And in this new order I grant you, structure is also necessary.

COMMANDMENTS OF THY LORD AND SAVIOR, POS INDUSTRIES

Our flock must expand. All subjects are hereby commanded to speak of the truth of the Nuklear Gospel to any heretical posters elsewhere on the internet, so as to convert them to the way of the light and grow our numbers.
As a show of gratitude for all His good works, God King POS demands blood sacrifices of only the most worthy posters, in quantities determined based on an algorithm calculated to properly balance spiritual purity by gallons of available blood. Said algorithm is TBA.
Assassination from the shadows can only be commanded by the will of Almighty POS. As such, ninjas are hereby declared blasphemous, and posting shall only allowed by those who possess the sacred conch to prevent accidental overlap. The conch will be mailed from poster to poster and privileges will not be granted until the conch is in someone's possession.
Virgin sacrifices will be performed every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday in order to better empower Our Beloved POS to keep inclement weather at bay or something. All subjects of unquestionable chastity are encouraged to appeal to He Who Is All Industrial for defloration. No fatties.
High fives of the up highest and down lowest natures are to be welcomed as sacred, but only His Blinding Majesty POS shall determine what is or is not too slow.
Any texts that are neither written by Thine Coolest Dude Forever POS Industries nor written in celebration of Him are to be considered heretical, and any exercise of literacy outside these Nuklear Powered Forums are forbidden, with the exception of necessity to the noble goal of converting outsiders to The Way.
The final day of the work week shall henceforth be recognized throughout His Glorious Creation as Casual Friday and, in His perfect wisdom, The Eternal Baller and Shot Caller POS shall entrust a subject of his choosing to provide donuts for all devout followers.
All forum staff (heretofore referred to as "The Archdiocese of the Grand POS") shall have their performance judged on how entertaining the messages accompanying member culls (formerly known as "bans") are to the humours of His Most Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.


Follow these secred commandments, and I guarantee your a place in eternal paradise at my right hand. Heavy is he who wears the crown, and I consider it my solemn duty to wear it and free you all of the despair that accompanies choice.

ALL HAIL POS INDUSTRIES, FOR HE IS THE LIGHT THAT HOLDS BACK THE DARKNESS, AMEN.

[Dracorion]

I will support you only if I can take the newly vacated moderator spot.

EDIT: Wait why am I editing there's nothing in the new rules about doubleposting.

[Dracorion]

I mean, I've had this signature since forever. It'd be nice to finally use it unironically.

[POS Industries]

I will support you only if I can take the newly vacated moderator spot.

EDIT: I mean, I've had this signature since forever. It'd be nice to finally use it unironically.
Devotion is it's own reward. However, excessive devotion breeds excessive rewards. This holds true to you as well as any of my beloved followers.

[Osterbaum]

Kind sirs an ladies! Fellow members! Friends! I come to you to spread the word of an alternative to the worship of the God King! For truly man is his own god and he should take control over his own destiny, not bow to the rules of a false deity such as POS Industries!

[Dracorion]

So, how much worship do I need to show your rod to get a mod position?

[Osterbaum]

I tell you that you do not have to listen to this man, for he is indeed just a man, but that you can dictate how you live your own lives! It is not just that you have the power to do this, you have in fact the responsibility to do so! You owe this to yourself and to the human condition! For no other can control your actions, your choices! You are free and you do not need a "god king"!

[Dracorion]

Look man, I just wanna dick around with mod privileges. If that means I have to blow myself or someone else, that's okay with me.

[POS Industries]

Kind sirs an ladies! Fellow members! Friends! I come to you to spread the word of an alternative to the worship of the God King! For truly man is his own god and he should take control over his own destiny, not bow to the rules of a false deity such as POS Industries!
It saddens me to see you reject The One True Way, as it is written in the oldest texts known to me that POS is love, and my benevolence boundless. You are under no obligation to worship me beyond hope of retaining the privilege of breathing the air I grant you.

You are free to go in peace for all your future days.

Look man, I just wanna dick around with mod privileges. If that means I have to blow myself or someone else, that's okay with me.
For every blasphemer you slay, you stand closer to my golden throne.

[Dracorion]

See, if I had mod powers I could totally slay Oster. Paint his name red, you know?

[POS Industries]

Less talky, more body county.

[CABAL49]

Give me unlimited booze and allow public urination and I am your man for life.

[synkr0nized]

Were I not on my phone, this where I would post a Star Wolf image.

[Magus]

Reading with your voice in my head makes it that much more impressive.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

MY GLORIOUS, MAGNANIMOUS AND EXCELLENT EMPEROR, I REQUEST PERMISSION TO FOUND THE HOLY ORDER OF CAPSLOCK MARINES.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

POS, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth. There's no time to start ruling the internet now.

[Revising Ocelot]

Mod powers would be safest with me, as I'd just ban myself every day.

[POS Industries]

Were I not on my phone, this where I would post a Star Wolf image.
BEHOLD MY MIRACULOUS PROVISIONS!

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/starbucks.jpg

WOULD YOU DARE DOUBT MY POWER, EVEN NOW?

Reading with your voice in my head makes it that much more impressive.
Listen with your heart and you shall hear me! (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f6JIHbZ8GP)

MY GLORIOUS, MAGNANIMOUS AND EXCELLENT EMPEROR, I REQUEST PERMISSION TO FOUND THE HOLY ORDER OF CAPSLOCK MARINES.
I SMILE UPON THY REQUEST TO SERVE ME AND GIVE THEE MY BLESSING. GO FORTH, AND DO MY WORK UPON THE INTERWEBS, MY FAITHFUL SERVANT.

POS, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth. There's no time to start ruling the internet now.
Only through acceptance of the Grand Majesty of POS shall the world truly be saved.

[Bells]

PEOPLE OF NPF!!!!

Behind you stands a symbol of oppression, POS Threads on NPF.

Where a thousand men have languished for years. Under the Shiney Act, Under the name of these mods. Held up to you--and over you--as a shining example of justice and good. But they supplied you a false idol. A straw man to placate you. To stop you from tearing down this corrupt Forum, and rebuilding it the way it should have been rebuilt, generations ago.

Let me tell you the truth about Shiney. In the words of NPF Resident Crazy Power Hunger Overlord POS:

"The truth about Shiney is simple in only one regard--it has been hidden for too long. After his devastating injuries, Shiney's mind recovered no better than his mutilated face. He was a broken, dangerous man, not the crusader that I, POS, have portrayed him to be for the last eight years. Harvey's rage was indiscriminate. Psychopathic. He held my family at gunpoint, then fell to his death in the struggle over my son's life. Fenris did not murder Shiney--he saved my boy. Then Fenris took the blame for Shiney's appalling crimes, so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the madman who tried to murder my own child. The things we did in Shiney's name brought desperately needed security to our Threads. But I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of NPF with the truth, and it is time for me to resign."

Do you accept this man's resignation?!

Do you accept the resignation of all the liars?!

All the corrupt?!

We take NPF from the corrupt, the Mod Staff. The oppressors of generations who've kept you down with the myth of opportunity. And we give the city to you, the people. NPF is yours--none shall interfere. Do as you please! But start by storming NPF Threads and freeing the oppressed. Step forward, those who would serve. . . "

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[mauve]

If K-Resh gets his own army of CAPSLOCK MARINES, I want a special platoon of Grammatically Correct Airship Warriors. Think of it as a special strike team to descend from the heavens to rain down correctly-spelled and grammatically-acceptable death from above upon the enemies of Nuklearia.

[Ryong]

Where I come from we slay those so-called gods. Their hide becomes our armor, their claws and teeth our weapons. Let them come. Let them taste the wrath of a hunter.

[POS Industries]

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MY BELOVED FLOCK, I GRANT YOU A NEW COMMANDMENT FROM THE THRONE OF YOUR ETERNAL GRAND BAD MOTHERFUCKER POS:


Only the DCAU Batman shall be regarded as canon. All other interpretations of Batman shall be deemed heresy. All DC comics canon shall be erased to pre-"Return of Bruce Wayne" standards. Anything written beyond that must be cast back into the hellflames from which it spawned.


GO FORTH AND DO MY WILL UNTO ALL YOU SEE!

If K-Resh gets his own army of CAPSLOCK MARINES, I want a special platoon of Grammatically Correct Airship Warriors. Think of it as a special strike team to descend from the heavens to rain down correctly-spelled and grammatically-acceptable death from above upon the enemies of Nuklearia.
Your quest receives my blessing and shall be known throughout the infinite realms of my will that airships are awesome.

Where I come from we slay those so-called gods. Their hide becomes our armor, their claws and teeth our weapons. Let them come. Let them taste the wrath of a hunter.
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[CABAL49]

I am rejected? Fine. I hope you enjoy a transient pissing on your lawn.

[Bells]

You can never burn the seeds of Revomolution!!!!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Lord POS! You have my humble support!

[POS Industries]

I am rejected? Fine. I hope you enjoy a transient pissing on your lawn.
Do not take my silence as rejection, my child. I smile upon you as I do any of my other followers. Through me you shall find all your earthly wants fulfilled!

Lord POS! You have my humble support!
You shall wear a suit at all times. THIS I COMMAND.

[Arcanum]

Listen with your heart and you shall hear me! (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f6JIHbZ8GP)


I humbly beseech the Lord POS Almighty for more spoken gospel.


Also this thread and posts like this:

If K-Resh gets his own army of CAPSLOCK MARINES, I want a special platoon of Grammatically Correct Airship Warriors. Think of it as a special strike team to descend from the heavens to rain down correctly-spelled and grammatically-acceptable death from above upon the enemies of Nuklearia.

give me a strong desire to get an Avvy RP offshoot going.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I SMILE UPON THY REQUEST TO SERVE ME AND GIVE THEE MY BLESSING. GO FORTH, AND DO MY WORK UPON THE INTERWEBS, MY FAITHFUL SERVANT.

AS YOU COMMAND MY PEERLESS EMPERATOR, GLORIOUS GOD KING OF ALL LANDS OF FORUMDOM AND ALL THAT WHICH YOU SEE FIT TO RULE.

IN ADDITION SHOULD SUCH A THING AS AN AVVY RP BEGIN I SHALL VENTURE UPON THAT CRUSADE WITH ALL THE SHOUTY MIGHT AVAILABLE TO ME.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

You shall wear a suit at all times. THIS I COMMAND.

As you wish my lord!

[Fenris]

i am 12 and what is this

[Ramary]

FOOLS. YOU WORSHIP A DEAD GOD! BOW TO THE TRUE LORDS OF FORUM, OF CHAOS. DO IT NOW AND BE GRANTED TRUE POWER.

[Nikose Tyris]

POS and Ultimate Authority

is my nOTP.

[POS Industries]

I humbly beseech the Lord POS Almighty for more spoken gospel.
Hear my words and know them to be the truth eternal. (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HorIL1QoC8)

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

FOOLS. YOU WORSHIP A DEAD GOD! BOW TO THE TRUE LORDS OF FORUM, OF CHAOS. DO IT NOW AND BE GRANTED TRUE POWER.

YOUR PATHETIC GODS SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU IN THIS PLACE FOUL HONORLESS CREATURE
BEHOLD ONCE MORE AS MY AVATAR KICKS YOUR CHAOS CHAIR, AND THEN AGAIN AS THE GIF REPEATS
KNOW WELL THE VISAGE OF AN AVATAR PROVIDED BY THE ONE TRUE EMPEROR

[Ramary]

THE CHAOS CHAIR IS BUT ONE SERVANT OF TZEENTCH, THE TRUE CHANGER OF WAYS. WE HAVE MANY MORE CHAIRS, YOU CAN NOT POSSIBILITY KICK THEM ALL.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

YOUR STATEMENT IS FALLACIOUS AND MOST LIKELY BASED ON AN INCORRECT ASSUMPTION AS TO HOW MANY TIMES I CAN KICK A CHAIR.

[Ramary]

FOR EVERY ONE CHAIR YOU KICK, TZEENTCH BLESSES MY CHAPTER WITH 2 MORE, I DO NOT LIE TO YOU SERVANT OF THE FALSE EMPEROR. SUBMIT TO CHAOS!

[McTahr]

Be aware in the coming times that certain members may be culled purely for entertainment purposes. Understand that this is one of the highest honors that can be bestowed upon you, the masses. We all dance for his grace, upon strings of silken gold.

Also, if you find yourself believing that our lord and master smells a bit funny (like pee, really) it is merely your nose being unable to process the infinite nuances to his graciousness's natural, exuded fragrance. Subjects are advised to head to the nearest doctor and have their olfactory senses disabled to avoid impolite thoughts about his greatness.

[Bells]

You don't even know what POS MEANS YOU FOOLS!!!!

Pound Outside Sympathy
Pioneer Ordinance Sausage
Princess Outlet Saddle
Phony Outlaw Shamrock
Problem Onslaught Shelter
Pellet Orbit Sahara

WHO KNOWS?!

[Dracorion]

Only the DCAU Batman shall be regarded as canon. All other interpretations of Batman shall be deemed heresy. All DC comics canon shall be erased to pre-"Return of Bruce Wayne" standards. Anything written beyond that must be cast back into the hellflames from which it spawned.


What about Snyder's current Batman!?

In any case, I went ahead and shanked the deserters. You know, Pip Boy, Mumu and Shiney. Their scalps are over in the corner.

[Ramary]

SILLY DANCING MAN WITH EASILY MOCKABLE MASK, I SUGGEST AN ALLIANCE TO STRIKE DOWN THE CORPSE WHO CLAIMS LORDSHIP. BOW TO CHAOS....OR DANCE TO IT WE DON'T CARE.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

You don't even know what POS MEANS YOU FOOLS!!!!

Pound Outside Sympathy
Pioneer Ordinance Sausage
Princess Outlet Saddle
Phony Outlaw Shamrock
Problem Onslaught Shelter
Pellet Orbit Sahara

WHO KNOWS?!

CLEARLY IT STANDS FOR PURE OMNISCIENT SAVIOR.

[CABAL49]

Brian once said to me at a con that I could have NPF, by joining POS' camp that does give him legitamacy.

[Osterbaum]

yeah well I used to look like a younger version of Brian so I get the forum 'cause like the kings crown is passed to whoever looks most like them

seamless logic, so STFU

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

Clearly the Industries has one weakness: lack of beard. I am here to fix this.

[Arcanum]

Hear my words and know them to be the truth eternal. (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HorIL1QoC8)

How can I not put that in my sig?

[Krylo]

I've seen that there are some doubts about the rise of POS, hallowed be his name, to leader of this forum, but I am here, in my, retained, capacity as public spokesman for the administration, to inform you all that this is merely a minor restructuring and should be completed with few noticeable changes on your end.

I believe that we can all come together and make it through this change in leadership so long as we all remember to take his eminence, POS Industries, hallowed be his name, into our hearts.

[Bells]

This is madness!! Pure madness i tells ya!

I don't know how he managed to mind-rape-control all of you, but the resistance shall live on!

[Revising Ocelot]

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[mauve]

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The Grammatically-Correct Airship Armada sees your dancing supervillain and responds with dancing superheroes. The forces of good shall always outnumber the forces of evil.
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The Grammatically-Correct Airship Armada allows for spontaneous dance parties for all salaried pilots, engineers, flight attendants, maintenance workers and navigators. Enlist today.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

WOTS ALL DIS DEN? DIS PLACE GOES BERZERK AN YOU GROTS DIDN'T 'AHVE THE COMMON SENSE TO INVITE ME?

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/orks2.jpg

SOMEONE'S DUE FER A GOOD OL FASHIONED STOMPIN'.

[Bells]

The Grammatically-Correct Airship Armada sees your dancing supervillain and responds with dancing superheroes. The forces of good shall always outnumber the forces of evil.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lw46Mogg1qm39zlo1_400.gif

The Grammatically-Correct Airship Armada allows for spontaneous dance parties for all salaried pilots, engineers, flight attendants, maintenance workers and navigators. Enlist today.

WOA WOA ... wait wait wait wait... you guys have matching belts? Fucking matching belts?

Nobody told me that this absolutist fascist regime had matching belts... that's fucking bullshit, i only have one freaking belt! C'mon, what's this?! I don't even own a logo shirt!!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

WOTS ALL DIS DEN? DIS PLACE GOES BERZERK AN YOU GROTS DIDN'T 'AHVE THE COMMON SENSE TO INVITE ME?

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/orks2.jpg

SOMEONE'S DUE FER A GOOD OL FASHIONED STOMPIN'.

http://localhostr.com/file/cQZXK9IlR1V5/space-marines.jpg

NOBODY INVITED YOU BECAUSE ORKS ARE NOT ONLY ONE OF THE SMELLIEST CREATURES IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE THEY ARE ALSO ILL MANNERED AND ABHORRENT TO THE ATMOSPHERE OF ANY CLASSY EVENT.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

SO'S YER MUM, TIN CAN

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

THE CODEX ASTARTES DECLARES QUITE CLEARLY THAT MY MOTHER IS A CLASSY LADY AND THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT BACK OR I WILL STOMP YOU INTO A FINE HERETICAL PASTE.

[Flarecobra]

(Wow, I don't even have to change my avatar for this one. :P)

So many bodies, such little kindling.

Guess we need to capture more to "Show them the light" shall we say. After all, an eternal pyre does require lots of fuel.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/328/7/c/maiden_of_the_emperor_by_blazbaros-d4h4p8k.png

So whose first?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

...

OI JUST REMEMBERED THAT OI NEED TO GO IRON ME GUN.

*absconds*

[Solid Snake]

...What the hell is going on.

...I'm probably better off not knowing, aren't I.

[Bells]

...What the hell is going on.

...I'm probably better off not knowing, aren't I.

That essentially puts you in my team.

Good. Take this rifle and pitchfork and resist this army of psychopaths i need to write a Revolutionary Memorandum to bring down this dictatorship... also dodge the missiles.

[Thadius]

Hmm.

On the one hand, I want to join in with this revolution.

On the other hand, POS is running it.

...

Decision made.

I shall be where I've always been: hiding in the background, silently killing threads and officials, and if the money's good, rebels too.

Does the church of POS recognize the assassin guild I run? Can I count on some business from them in the near future if necessary?

[Loyal]

I thought they all died off because you couldn't pull in any jobs and couldn't feed them.

[Fenris]

Hmm.

On the one hand, I want to join in with this revolution.

On the other hand, POS is running it.

...

Decision made.

I shall be where I've always been:Getting demolished in digital cockfighting?

hiding in the background, silently killing threads and officials, and if the money's good, rebels too.

Does the church of POS recognize the assassin guild I run? Can I count on some business from them in the near future if necessary?I was close.

[Thadius]

When the money's low, I send them out on various leads. Mostly I send the newbies to dire bears, and the experienced guys team up to take out monsters with actual hordes.

Works out well for me. As long as I remember to keep dragons off that list.

Revolution is always a prime time for moneymaking though. You of all people would know, Loyal McThieferson.

[Bells]

Thadius, what the hell? We're already struggling here as you come in with a 3rd party to cut into our action? Not cool man... at least my revolution offers dental. Do you think POS is gonna offer dental? Think again mister!

you'll remember me when the Cavities come!

[Thadius]

Hey, not only do I offer health and dental to my not-so-newbies (people who survive the dire bears), I am STRICTLY neutral.

Unless you pay me. Then I take a side for the duration of the job at hand. Or if it isn't a big enough job to warrant my involvement, then my underlings take the side for me.

This organization isn't exactly hitmen-for-hire or mercenaries. That would imply failure as an option. We're more like exterminators.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Works out well for me. As long as I remember to keep dragons off that list.

That reminds me. Thadius, the alumni assassins have been daring the newbies to sneak into my cave as an initiation ritual again. You'll find a list of the guilty parties included in the latest shipment of remains (priority mail, should arrive Tuesday). I leave the disciplinary action and funeral arrangements to you.

[Whomper]

If there's one thing I've taken from this storm of random events, it's this:

BAGELS MOTHERFUCKER

[Flarecobra]

The Imperium of Man has assassins.. why not the Imperium of NPF?

[Thadius]

That reminds me. Thadius, the alumni assassins have been daring the newbies to sneak into my cave as an initiation ritual again. You'll find a list of the guilty parties included in the latest shipment of remains (priority mail, should arrive Tuesday). I leave the disciplinary action and funeral arrangements to you.

Dammit, I've told the newbies-pre-dire bear that their initiation was getting the job in the first place. Gonna have to bust out some firebombs for this to get it to stop, and step up the education of my rivals...

The Imperium of Man has assassins.. why not the Imperium of NPF?

Because the Imperium defaulted on the payment for the last three jobs I pulled for them.

[mauve]

WOA WOA ... wait wait wait wait... you guys have matching belts? Fucking matching belts?

Nobody told me that this absolutist fascist regime had matching belts... that's fucking bullshit, i only have one freaking belt! C'mon, what's this?! I don't even own a logo shirt!!
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[Overcast]

The roleplaying community requests sovereignty on account that otherwise you will have to read the rp forums.

[akaSM]

Hmm, Bells has rifle pitchforks...but POS has donuts...

DECISIONS

I'll just do what I usually do, absolutely nothing!

[Geminex]

DO NOT ASK WHAT THE EMPIRE CAN DO FOR YOU
ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THE EMPIRE

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THE EMPIRE CAN REALLY DO FOR THIS SORRY HEAP OF XENOS IS AN EXTERMINATUS FROM ORBIT

[Ramary]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD EMPEROR NOW? CLEARLY HE HAS FLED WHEN FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING MIGHT THAT IS CHAOS AND WHAT EVER THE DANCING GORILLA MAN STANDS FOR. SUBMIT TO CHAOS ALREADY I DON'T HAVE ALL WEEK. I HAVE AN ORGY IN THE NAME OF SLAANESH TO ATTEND ON THURSDAY AND I AM NOT FUCKING MISSING THAT. NOT LIKE LAST TIME.

[POS Industries]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD EMPEROR NOW? CLEARLY HE HAS FLED WHEN FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING MIGHT THAT IS CHAOS AND WHAT EVER THE DANCING GORILLA MAN STANDS FOR. SUBMIT TO CHAOS ALREADY I DON'T HAVE ALL WEEK. I HAVE AN ORGY IN THE NAME OF SLAANESH TO ATTEND ON THURSDAY AND I AM NOT FUCKING MISSING THAT. NOT LIKE LAST TIME.
Oh my poor, misguided child, I have always been here, and I shall continue to be. But I see that the power of faith continues to triumph over reason blasphemy and know in my infinite, unerring wisdom that you will all soon see The Light.

Also, my orgies are way better than Slaanesh's, come on.

[Azisien]

These quasi-religious/worship/supreme leader threads are sooooooooo boring. I feel like I'm sitting, watching Dark Knight Rises when I read this thread, and I'm only halfway through. ugggghhhhh.

Hey, why don't we all get into some petty argument and get our feelings hurt instead? Hey?

[Arhra]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD EMPEROR NOW? CLEARLY HE HAS FLED WHEN FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING MIGHT THAT IS CHAOS AND WHAT EVER THE DANCING GORILLA MAN STANDS FOR. SUBMIT TO CHAOS ALREADY I DON'T HAVE ALL WEEK. I HAVE AN ORGY IN THE NAME OF SLAANESH TO ATTEND ON THURSDAY AND I AM NOT FUCKING MISSING THAT. NOT LIKE LAST TIME.

Ah, alas, I am late to the party and my domain has been encroached upon.

I see no contrariness, contradiction or unpredictability in such routine opposition.

Therefore, submit.

I, for one, welcome our new God-Emperor of Forumkind.

Come!

Bring fire and bring threads and heap all upon the pyre. With flame and posts we shall make an end to the withered husk that is this forum. And in the blazing furnace of internet drama we shall forge anew the iron will of a yet stronger race!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Oh, but I like Morrison Batman. maybe that's what you're talking about I have no idea. But I don't give a shit about canon anyway. In my head canon anyway.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

THE SHOUTING MARINES POSSESS AN ICE CREAM BAR.
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, THE EMPEROR BLESSES.

[Flarecobra]

Oh my poor, misguided child, I have always been here, and I shall continue to be. But I see that the power of faith continues to triumph over reason blasphemy and know in my infinite, unerring wisdom that you will all soon see The Light.

Also, my orgies are way better than Slaanesh's, come on.

We also have cooler armor.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

THAT TOO.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Armor is for those who fear the pain of being alive. I stand against you in the nude, like a true warrior.

[Flarecobra]

Prayer may cleanse the soul, but pain cleanses the body. Both are necessary for the survival of the forum.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Prayer has no place on the battlefield for no just deity would smile upon bloodshed. Except Khorne, but he's a dick and doesn't answer prayers anyway.

[Ramary]

Prayer has no place on the battlefield for no just deity would smile upon bloodshed. Except Khorne, but he's a dick and doesn't answer prayers anyway.

I AGREE. FUCK KHORNE. HE DOES NOT RETURN MY CALLS. I GOT ALL THESE SKULLS FOR HIM AND HE JUST DOESN'T RESPOND.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

FACE IT RAMARY NONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES CARE ABOUT YOU AT ALL. THEY'RE ALL GREAT BIG JERKS AND YOU SHOULD SWAP OVER TO THE ONE TRUE EMPEROR BEFORE THEY MELT YOUR FACE OFF FOR KICKS.

[Ramary]

MY FACE IS OKAY BECAUSE I DON'T WORSHIP NURGLE. HE HATES WIZARDS SO FUCK HIM, I LEARNED FROM BELLS WHO CLEARLY WORSHIPS NURGLE, LOOK AT THAT UGLY MOTHERFUCKER. HE DANCES TO HIDE HIS PAIN.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

All caps is a sign of weakness. Become one with the keyboard. Learn the shift and type with your heart.

[Flarecobra]

Some place their trust in warships, and some in weapons of destruction. But we remember the divine Emperor. They are brought down and fallen; but we are risen and victorious.

Thus, we put our faith in POS, and he shall bring us victory and smiting upon the unfaithful.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Don't bow to POS.
No mod, no king, no man should have power over you.

Your only master is your self.

[Sifright]

Don't bow to POS.
No mod, no king, no man should have power over you.

Your only master is yourself.

NAE LORD NAE KING NAE MASTER WE WILL NAE BE FOOLED AGAIN!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

All caps is a sign of weakness. Become one with the keyboard. Learn the shift and type with your heart.

THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

[Ramary]

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THE IMITATION NOISE MARINE. TAKE YOUR PROPER CAPS BULLSHIT AND TEACH SOME ORKS, I'M SURE THEY WILL BE THANKFUL.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

GET SODDED, PINKSKIN

http://www.vgblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/04/Warhammer40kSpaceMarineVideoDumped.jpg

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

SKRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://images.wikia.com/ficspecies/images/e/ee/Tyranids.jpg

-Stuff-

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUG HHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKLLL ARRGGGLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic857053_md.jpg

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

DISCOVERING OUR PRODUCTION OF BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS WILL NOT SAVE YOU, GREEN SKINNED SCUM.

[Ryong]

wait

what was that

did someone hear a shriek, very much sounding like "skreeee"?

http://i.imgur.com/Q1doO.jpg

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I don't care who leads us, just run the fuck away!

[mauve]

See, if you assholes had joined my airship armada when you had the chance, you wouldn't have to be running like tiny baby men right now. We just fly away.

Maybe that thing can fly really fast and catch us; I don't know. But if we die, we die in an airship battle to the death, and that's still pretty awesome.

[phil_]

Mauve, you underestimate the Diablos. Yes, his wings are mostly for show and he can't fly well,

this is what makes him so dangerous! He's a burrower, airships' natural predator!

There will be no flying airship battle to the death. You'll just be flying along, not a care in the world and BOOM! Diablos explodes out of the ground like a ICBM with horns and sends you all home on the cat cart! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g#t=42s)

Bring sonic bombs, hunters. Sonic bombs and ice weapons.

[Ravashak]

That dragon isn't good enough to be cuddled, so I'll just ignore it.
And for the airships, you're not going Hindenberg on us, are you?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I see you battling and I cry a solitary tear as I realize that this means you all will have to make close acquaintance with my mighty fists of steel now because you refuse to succumb to love and peace.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Hahaha, see this thread- this is what happens when you kick me out for a week

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Hahaha, see this thread- this is what happens when you kick me out for a week

But doesn't this happen every Tuesday to begin with? Pretty sure this is normal for us.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

That's only because I get banned on Mondays.

[phil_]

Hahaha, see this thread- this is what happens when you kick me out for a weekWe should kick you out more often if it means I get an excuse to link to more Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus clips.

[mauve]

We should kick you out more often if it means I get an excuse to link to more Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus clips.

I'll second this motion. I finally got an excuse to use Aquabats! .gifs in my posts here. I am a happy camper.

[shiney]

For egregious acts of depravity POS Industries has been temporarily busted down to bluestarultor status.

[Azisien]

For egregious acts of depravity POS Industries has been temporarily busted down to bluestarultor status.

....And I thought I was heartless. :ohdear:

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

For egregious acts of depravity POS Industries has been temporarily busted down to bluestarultor status.

OUR GOD HAS FALLEN, CHAOS REIGNS AND ALL SHALL BE DESTROYED IN AN UNHOLY FIRE OF SUFFERING AND DARKNESS.

[Solid Snake]

Dammit, I thought Shiney was dead.
But now he's here!
What kind of nefarious necromancy is this?

[Ryong]

I remember when Blues wasn't someone I'd want to mock.

And then he gave me a fuckton of work for his game, never helped me and a couple of years later he says getting community help ( which basically meant me, I believe ) actually boiled down into scrapping everything and doing it himself because it wasn't up to his standards.

[POS Industries]

At least the people on the FF wiki think I'm a God-King...

[Solid Snake]

...I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I'm laughing at POS right now.

[Fenris]

Glorious.

[phil_]

I scrolled down, laughed, and almost posted ::V:

Just ::V:

But, right as I did so, _mike noticed my laugh and asked what was so funny. Or, really, he asked "Hrn?" but I understood what he meant.

I couldn't tell him. Such an injoke, with so many layers of in and joke, cannot be shared outside this most sacred thread. No one will ever understand. No one. Not even him.

So now I'm :(

[Ramary]

HAHAH I TOLD YOU, CHAOS IS STRONG. NONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO IT'S POW-Oh dear lord that avatar pic. I think this place is too chaotic for me now.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I remember when Blues wasn't someone I'd want to mock.

And then he gave me a fuckton of work for his game, never helped me and a couple of years later he says getting community help ( which basically meant me, I believe ) actually boiled down into scrapping everything and doing it himself because it wasn't up to his standards.

No he also thinks I'd be interested in translating one of his shitty games into German. Apparently he thinks it has to be translated, I dunno.

But yeah, mocking blues is so totally cool and hip. Let's all make fun of him forever because that's what grown ups do.

[Bells]

Dammit, I thought Shiney was dead.
But now he's here!
What kind of nefarious necromancy is this?

Well it is quite clear that Shiney is jesus...

[Magus]

Ah, man, I remember disagreeing with Blues all the time but I still wanted him to come back, because he was Blues.

[Overcast]

Just looking at you post fills me with shame POS, and I never really talked to blues.

[Ecks]

jegus dick I always sleep through these things

[akaSM]

Shiney brought my first NPF friend back, yay!

http://i.imgur.com/Exzgq.png (http://imgur.com/Exzgq)

[Tev]

jegus dick I always sleep through these thingsAs I was reading through this thread, I was getting sorta psyched thinking of ways to inject some RaiRO in-jokes into this somehow. But then I got to the end and realized it was all over. So much for all that work I did sifting through my old photobucket....

[greed]

Blues thought FFXII was shitty and terrible and FF13 was amazing. Also that Demon's Souls was bad. There might be people with worse taste but I've never met them.


People who prefer Fallout 3 to New Vegas are close though.

[Arcanum]

People who prefer Fallout 3 to New Vegas are close though.

:(

[Red Mage Black]

Blues thought FFXII was shitty and terrible and FF13 was amazing. Also that Demon's Souls was bad. There might be people with worse taste but I've never met them.


People who prefer Fallout 3 to New Vegas are close though.

Real men play Fallout and Fallout 2. :smug:

[greed]

Liking FO1 and 2 and liking NV aren't exactly exclusionary. Quite the opposite in fact.


Also going that route, truly great people play Arcanum (the game, not the dude with apparently suspect opinions) and Planescape Torment.:smug:

[Solid Snake]

I own Planescape: Torment but have never played it, strangely enough.
Same thing with Fallout: New Vegas, actually.

Did enjoy Fallout 1 and Fallout 2. Fallout 3 had issues in terms of the structure of its narrative, but it's located in my metropolitan area, which added a personal element that made it very fun to play.

And I enjoyed FFXIII more than FFXII -- though I wouldn't go so far as to say that FFXII was 'shitty' or that FFXIII was 'amazing.' Merely having that much in common with Blues, however, is enough to send a shiver down one's spine.
(Blues if you read this someday, I'm just joshin'.)