Mitt Romney was born in Mexico

[Magus]

All evidence points to this son of a Mexican man being born in Mexico.

Where is the proof he was not?

I demand his birth certificate!

[Jagos]

... He already released it...

[Tev]

Signs point to it being an elaborate forgery since I, myself, wasn't able to touch the document with my own hands.

[Jagos]

Then sue the government for the actual document.

[Bells]

[TrumpOn]

Guys i have a special team of investigators down there in mexico, they are digging this stuff up and they are not believing what they are finding. Truly top notch amazing stuff. It's unbelivable, let me tell's'ya...

Quick preview: Matteo Romano, keep that stuff in mind.

Stay beautiful, stay classy. I'm out.

[TrumpOff]

[A Zarkin' Frood]

But why would you give a fuck about the man's nationality? Just because he's not American doesn't mean he'll necessarily be a good president.

[RobinStarwing]

But why would you give a fuck about the man's nationality? Just because he's not American doesn't mean he'll necessarily be a good president.

No but his being Republican immediately disqualifies him!

So anyways, grab a cactus and follow me! No time to explain! *runs to beat the Romney/Ryan ticket with Killer Cacti* Heeey Duuude!

[Loyal]

But why would you give a fuck about the man's nationality? Just because he's not American doesn't mean he'll necessarily be a good president.

IIRC, the rule was implemented because it was unlikely that a foreign-born President would truly have the United States' best interests in mind if there were a conflict between the US and the hypothetical president's country of origin. Especially in times of war. Can't speak for its veracity, but it was fairly understandable given the political climate at the time, when war and imperialism were rampant. Hell, we couldn't even wait fifty years before leaping back into war ourselves.

Of course, this isn't why people care about whether Obama is American. His nationality is merely a convenient (if in this case wholly and demonstrably baseless) venue of attack to disguise the fact that certain people don't want a black man in the white house.

But, turnabout is fair play, so let's hear it for Romney.

[Meister]

It doesn't magically become anything other than obviously dishonest and stupid just because the other guys did it first.

[Loyal]

I don't believe anyone in this thread is being anything other than facetious.

[Tev]

I don't believe anyone in this thread is being anything other than facetious.Who are you callin' fascist!?

EDIT: And where can I get a protest sign?

[RobinStarwing]

Who are you callin' fascist!?

EDIT: And where can I get a protest sign?

Yeah who!

*holds up his Cactus to protest being called facist even though he is being completely facetious*

I have spare Cacti if you want one Tev.

[Magus]

Signs point to it being an elaborate forgery since I, myself, wasn't able to touch the document with my own hands.

Exactly. I demand full access to the original document. Over night. In order to do with it what I wish. To prove its authenticity, I mean.

As there is no proof that I am not a multi-millionaire deserving of this special treatment, I expect it shipped to me post-haste. I demand full-disclosure.

[Magus]

By the way I think I forgot to mention that you should all donate to my Super PAC which will be working to expose Romney for the Mexican-born man he is, while also fighting against other injustices, like...Ryan. Ryan was probably born someplace else too. It's quite possible.

Also he's kind of a douchebag.

Anyway, please visit AmericansAgainstMittillaRomexican.org in order to donate to the cause. That's Mittilla with two 'l's. Some people have been just putting one 'l' in there and getting sent to the porn site.

Full disclosure: I also make money from the porn site. So I mean. It's okay either way. Just type something close to that in there.

[Flarecobra]

What next, him being an alien from Alpha Centari or something?

[Magus]

What next, him being an alien from Alpha Centari or something?

*WRITES IN NOTEPAD FURIOUSLY*

[Whomper]

I heard from a trusted source that Romney is "an alien from Alpha Centari".

[Bells]

Alpha centauri A or Alpha Centauri B?

This shit matters people! C`mon!!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

It changes in every interview.

[RobinStarwing]

I think we need to expand this search for birth records to every card carrying member of the GOP.

How do we know they aren't Mexicans or Aliens from Planet Nibiruu or they could have "Made In China" stamped on their ass! We need proof people!

[Flarecobra]

Alpha centauri A or Alpha Centauri B?

This shit matters people! C`mon!!

Alpha Centauri C actually. (It's a trinary stay system after all)

Though if you want to use it's proper name, Proxima Centauri, you can.

[synkr0nized]

Alpha Centauri C actually. (It's a trinary stay system after all)

Though if you want to use it's proper name, Proxima Centauri, you can.

This kind of reporting has no room for "proper" research.

[Meister]

it's proper name, Proxima Centauri
How do you know, have you seen its birth certificate :crossarms:

[Flarecobra]

No, that's just what they call it. Probably because we can't pronunce what it calls itself properly so we just bastardized it.

[Magus]

What I'm getting from all this is that not only is Mitt Romney Mexican, he is a Mexican CENTAUR.

[RobinStarwing]

What I'm getting from all this is that not only is Mitt Romney Mexican, he is a Mexican CENTAUR.

But if that's the case...then how do we tell which end is the Ass?

[Magus]

I know, right? Maybe he is one of those reverse centaurs, with the horse head and the human body. We need to get to the bottom of this conspiracy.

[01Archangel]

Since it came up...

http://leftaction.com/action/mitt-romney-unicorn

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/30/politics/romney-unicorn/index.html

1,200 petitioners for AZ Secretary of State to investigate whether Mitt Romney is, in fact, a unicorn.:raise:

[RobinStarwing]

Since it came up...

http://leftaction.com/action/mitt-romney-unicorn

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/30/politics/romney-unicorn/index.html

1,200 petitioners for AZ Secretary of State to investigate whether Mitt Romney is, in fact, a unicorn.:raise:

I'd say that would make Mitt Romeny as horny as any other guy but...

We are looking at it all wrong! His front end is a giant Elephant ass! This would be Mammoth in it's profound meaning! So pack your trunks people and get the three blind guys!

[Flarecobra]

Now that's just an insult to the noble unicorn.

Hell, for all we know, he could really be a robot.

[RobinStarwing]

Now that's just an insult to the noble unicorn.

Hell, for all we know, he could really be a robot.

Maybe he's a enuch horn? (That one comes courtesy of Mother)

[Bells]

Hell, for all we know, he could really be a robot.

Or a Cyborg! or an Android!

#Nerd

[RobinStarwing]

Or a Cyborg! or an Android!

#Nerd

No wait I know...

Mitt Romney is not a Mexican or an Alien...

He is Skynet!

[Ecks]

quick someone get christian bale