What's The Best Halloween Costume I Can Come Up With Before Wednesday?

[Seil]

So, I'm thinking of going out come the thirty-first, instead of my usualy plan; getting smashed and watching horror movies. Which is Plan A nearly every night. But, given that I've got about two days to come up with something cool, I've need suggestions:

James Bond
I dress in a tux, slick my hair, carry a martini glass and speak in a terrible Scottish accent.

Resevoir Dog
I wear a suit and sunglasses.

Blues Brother
I wear a suit, sunglasses and a fedora.

Hobo
I hit the thrift stores, tear up some old clothes, drink hooch in a paper bag and yell at people on the street corner. (Which is Plan B most nights.)

Curious George
I get a storebought monkey costume, a red shirt and a red hat.

Ernest Hemmingway
I buy scotch and a fake beard.

Waldo
I buy a striped red and white shirt, matching toque, and blue jeans.

[Aldurin]

Get a tuxedo and white panty hose, be the Slenderman. Make sure you don't make noise when you walk and be behind people right as they turn around.

[Flarecobra]

Copy off a bunch of pages from "Game of Thrones" and other popular book-made-into-TV-series series, attach it to yourself, and go around as one giant spoiler.

[Bum Bill Bee]

Dress in all black, put black make up on and carry a water pistol, thenyou'd be a dark and stormy night. Just be sure to practice your thunder noises.

[Bells]

You could just put a tuxedo, a balaclava, staple a bunch of black socks to your tuxedo and go as Slenderman.

I`m pretty sure you will find other Slendermen...