A MESSAGE FOR OST

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I WAS DRINKING WITH A FINNISH DUDE IN LONDON YESTERDAY. WAS THAT YOU OST? I THINK THE CHANCES ARE ABOUT 1/6.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

No it was me. Can't you tell Finns and Germans apart?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Why did you say you were from Helsinki then?

[Bells]

were you drunk or are you still drunk?

Just to get context here...

[Revising Ocelot]

were you drunk or are you still drunk?

Just to get context here...

This is a rhetorical question, correct? If you spent any time in NPF chat, you'd find that Smarty is always inebriated.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

And I was trying so hard not to make that joke. Thanks, you two.

[Osterbaum]

That depends. Was this a handsome and cool dude with interesting topics of conversation at hand?

A dude with refined tastes, a true gentleman who enjoys only the best alcoholic drinks in the world.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

NO. I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.
ICE ICE BABY.

[Osterbaum]

Couldn't have been me then. Chances of it being me are 1 in 5,6 million.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Oh man. Now it was just some stupid finnish man.