ATTENTION: Bob the Merc

[Solid Snake]

Bob.

...Bob.

Is this the reality show you're going to be starring in? (http://kotaku.com/5971777/oh-no-the-honey-boo-boo-folks-are-making-a-reality-show-about-geeks-dating)

Just wonderin'.

[Bells]

If it is, we will riff every episode over Steam parties.

[Nikose Tyris]

As you are aware Bob is unable to confirm nor deny that for many legal reasons.

However we shall assume yes.

[Solid Snake]

As you are aware Bob is unable to confirm nor deny that for many legal reasons.

However we shall assume yes.

I just can't imagine anything better on television than "Watching Bob go on dates."
In fact even if Bob's TV show never picks off the ground, it is critical that we find a way to make "Bob the Merc on Dates" a reality.

[Krylo]

I just can't imagine anything better on television than "Watching Bob go on dates."

"Snakes on Dates."

Premise destroyed.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'd watch it

[Solid Snake]

"Snakes on Dates."


There are multiple Snakes out there?

[Nikose Tyris]

Actually last I checked Bob had been on two dates with a very lovely young lady.

Also I don't know how often he sticks his head over here anymore, I'll tell him this exists over facebook.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Nope.

The one I tried for is on hold once again, apparently because they don't want to compete with that geek gameshow thing on TBS.

Also heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Solid Snake]

Actually last I checked Bob had been on two dates with a very lovely young lady.


I knew you'd beat me, Bob!
Good luck. You da man.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And Bob lives again!

[Krylo]

I knew you'd beat me, Bob!
Good luck. You da man.

Time to call TLC, Snake.

[Bells]

If your show ever gets off the ground please go on your first date with a T Shirt that says "You gotta Bob Harder"

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Snake come to London. I'll sort you out.

[CABAL49]

All people from London do is yell at you in some incomprehensible language. My advice for meeting people from the Commonwealth is to just hand them a cigarette.

[Bells]

i don't like the commonwealth. There is nothing unique about it.