i will stab u

[shiney]

*

[Kim]

:(

[RobinStarwing]

:raise:

[Krylo]

But what will you stab me with?

This is important information as I only accept the highest quality stabbings, and require an implement that is up to the task.

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/mehro4363.jpg

[shiney]

** EDIT: I WILL STAB SEIL

"LIKE" THIS POST TO MAKE IT A REALITY!

** EEEDIT DON'T LIKE THIS POST IF YOU WANT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TO DIE IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT THAT SHINEY DIDN'T CAUSE, PROBABLY1

[Locke cole]

.ekiL

That means Seil stabs you, right?

[Revising Ocelot]

** EDIT: I WILL STAB SEIL


Fuck you, I ask everyone to get their stab on for ages and then the first person to finally proclaim they're getting their stab on is doing it to someone that's not me.

At least punch me in the face instead. Sheesh, people these days.

*e I got stabbed by shiney in the facial region, WITH AN ACTUAL KNIFE

[POS Industries]

Fuck you, I ask everyone to get their stab on for ages and then the first person to finally proclaim they're getting their stab on is doing it to someone that's not me.

At least punch me in the face instead. Sheesh, people these days.

*e I got stabbed by shiney in the facial region, WITH AN ACTUAL KNIFE
We ain't gonna hold your hand, pal.

You need to stab yourself up by your bootstraps.

[akaSM]

Can I stab someone with my bootstraps?...actually, I don't have any boots, can I stab someone with his own bootstraps?

[POS Industries]

You some kinda commie?

[Locke cole]

I don't wear bootstraps. Too easy for someone to tie you up with them and drown you. Drowning is like, way too far from stabbing.

[Aldurin]

I don't wear bootstraps. Too easy for someone to tie you up with them and drown you. Drowning is like, way too far from stabbing.

There IS the stab-drowning combo, but many feel it's too merciful. Now if you stab them with the drowning, then you've got something legit.

[Locke cole]

Ah, the ol' Soggy Jack. Tricky, but worth it.

[Revising Ocelot]

Apparently I was stabbed in the face last night. According to my edited words. I don't remember the stabbing or the editing.

I'm going to go ahead and blame Seil for this.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Hey just thought I'd stop by and see what you guys are do-

Shiney why are stabing people!? O_O

[Flarecobra]

At least he's not eating faces anymore.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

But what about face stabing? This could be just another way of eating faces.

[RobinStarwing]

Hmm...I'd rather eat the scenery instead. *Grabs piece of backdrop and chews the said scenery*

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Silly Shiney, bringing a knife to a gun fight. *Cocks shotgun* Now, what was this about stabbing peoples faces?

[Locke cole]

Guns are such a lazy method of stabbing people...

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And there's no honor in using them.

Swords on the other hand, are the very defination of honor!

[RobinStarwing]

Best of both worlds!

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/RobinStarwing/gunblade_zps878d3907.jpg

It was actually fairly common to bring a knife to a gunfight back in the days of muskets and powder. And sometimes the knife was built into the gun.

[rpgdemon]

At least he's not eating faces anymore.

At least he's not eating feces anymore.

[Locke cole]

Oh yes. Gun-swords are the definition of honorable. Used only by the lionhearted.

[Osterbaum]

Hey, didn't stabbing use to be like my thing? It totally used to be my thing!

[RobinStarwing]

My mom was stabbing you back in her day with nothing but she did it proudly and with honor!

[Magus]

But what will you stab me with?

This is important information as I only accept the highest quality stabbings, and require an implement that is up to the task.

You'd complain if they hung you with a new rope.

[Geminex]

Back in my day we didn't have no fancy knives or daggers, we had to stab each other in the face with a rusty spoon! And we had to walk 20 miles to do it, uphill, both ways, through a blizzard in the scorching heat, past a lion's den and through the 38th parallel. And we were thankful for it!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

How did you mine the metal to make your spoons with no tools that have a sharp edge.

[Locke cole]

Well, it all begins with a trip to the sponge mines...

[Kyanbu The Legend]

They used their nails, smarty.

It wasn't a pretty sight...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Dwarves.

As in, you tie a dwarf to a stick and use him like the head of a shovel.

[RobinStarwing]

Dwarves.

As in, you tie a dwarf to a stick and use him like the head of a shovel.

Tsk tsk...you forget our ancestors were better then that!

They were so lazy they used The Force to get the metal from Mars and made the rusty spoons but that was after making rusty plastic sporks.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Tsk tsk...you forget our ancestors were better then that!

They were so lazy they used The Force to get the metal from Mars and made the rusty spoons but that was after making rusty plastic sporks.

Now you're just jumping straight into Voodoo Shark (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VoodooShark) territory.

[Arhra]

You have stabbed me, NPF... with regret.

[Seil]

** EDIT: I WILL STAB SEIL

Shiney, if this is where we are in our relationship, I think we need to talk about the kids.

PViekUP0vo4

[shiney]

Kids?...

...they were delicious.

[EVILNess]

Kids?...

...they were delicious.

I don't know how you do it, I can never finish a whole one.

[RobinStarwing]

It's quite easy, you dice them up and make Human Goulash out of them. I have a book here entitled "1000 Easy Recipes for The Lazy Witch" for a reason people.

Also, Bat'leths are quite an honorable way to stab. :)

[akaSM]

I don't know how you do it, I can never finish a whole one.

You don't eat them whole, you silly.

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8861/1340607468988.gif

[rpgdemon]

That scared the shit out of me at first.

I'd rep you, but I cannot again yet.