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Sifright
01-17-2013, 05:34 AM
Many parts of the country have already set local records with temperatures as high as 118°F. It remains to be seen whether temperatures blow past 122°F [50C] – or already have (“large parts of central Australia have limited monitoring”).

How unprecedented is the Australian heat wave? As meteorologist Jeff Masters explains, it is both deep and widespread:

It’s been a summer like no other in the history of Australia, where a sprawling heat wave of historical proportions is entering its second week. Monday, January 7, was the hottest day in Australian history, averaged over the entire country, according to the Australian Bureau of Meteorology. The high temperature averaged over Australia was 105°F (40.3°C), eclipsing the previous record of 104°F (40.2°C) set on 21 December 1972. Never before in 103 years of record keeping has a heat wave this intense, wide-spread, and long-lasting affected Australia. The nation’s average high temperature exceeded 102°F (39°C) for five consecutive days January 2 – 6, 2013–the first time that has happened since record keeping began in 1910. Monday’s temperatures extended that string by another day, to six. To put this remarkable streak in perspective, the previous record of four consecutive days with a national average high temperature in excess of 102°F (39°C) has occurred once only (1973), and only two other years have had three such days in a row–1972 and 2002 (thanks go to climate blogger Greg Laden for these stats.) Another brutally hot day is in store for Wednesday, as the high pressure region responsible for the heat wave, centered just south of the coast, will bring clear skies and a northerly flow of air over most of the country.

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/01/08/1413621/off-the-charts-heat-wave-australia-hottest-average-temperature-new-map-colors/

So like global warming is totally not a real thing,

Like check this article out as well even more Prooofs

Last year was officially the hottest ever recorded for the lower-48 states. Scientists at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric tallied weather and temperature data for 2012, and found that the year was both the warmest and the second-most extreme for weather ever recorded for the contiguous U.S.

According to NOAA’s latest “State of the Climate” report, the average temperature for the lower-48 states was 55.3°, which is 3.2°F above the 20th century average, and 1.0°F above the previous record-year of 1998.

Last year was marked by an historic drought, above-average wildfires, multiple freak storms that wiped out power to millions, and multiple severe heat waves. According to the U.S. Climate Extremes Index, 2012 was the second most extreme year on record — coming in below 1998, the previous hottest year on record.

Precipitation was also down significantly in 2012. Average rainfall for the lower-48 states was 2.57 inches below average, contributing to the severe drought that gripped the nation and helping make the wildfire season the third most destructive on record.

To see how these and other billion-dollar extreme weather events impacted Americans, check out the Center for American Progress report, “Heavy Weather: How Climate Destruction Harms Middle- and Lower-Income Americans.”

Here’s how NOAA breaks down last year’s temperature records:

U.S. temperature
Every state in the contiguous U.S. had an above-average annual temperature for 2012. Nineteen states had a record warm year and an additional 26 states had one of their 10 warmest.
On the national scale, 2012 started off much warmer than average with the fourth warmest winter (December 2011-February 2012) on record. Winter warmth limited snow with many locations experiencing near-record low snowfall totals. The winter snow cover for the contiguous U.S. was the third smallest on record and snowpack totals across the Central and Southern Rockies were less than half of normal.
Spring started off exceptionally warm with the warmest March on record, followed by the fourth warmest April and second warmest May. The season’s temperature was 5.2°F above average, making it easily the warmest spring on record, surpassing the previous record by 2.0°F. The warm spring resulted in an early start to the 2012 growing season in many places, which increased the loss of water from the soil earlier than what is typical. In combination with the lack of winter snow and residual dryness from 2011, the record warm spring laid the foundation for the widespread drought conditions in large areas of the U.S. during 2012.
The above-average temperatures of spring continued into summer. The national-scale heat peaked in July with an average temperature of 76.9°F, 3.6°F above average, making it the hottest month ever observed for the contiguous United States. The eighth warmest June, record hottest July, and a warmer-than-average August resulted in a summer average temperature of 73.8°F, the second hottest summer on record by only hundredths of a degree. An estimated 99.1 million people experienced 10 or more days of summer temperatures greater than 100°F, nearly one-third of the nation’s population.
Autumn and December temperatures were warmer than average, but not of the same magnitude as the three previous seasons. Autumn warmth in the western U.S. offset cooler temperatures in the eastern half of the country. Although the last four months of 2012 did not bring the same unusual warmth as the first 8 months of the year, the September through December temperatures were warm enough for 2012 to remain the record warmest year by a wide margin.


http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/01/08/1415131/noaa-2012-was-officially-the-warmest-year-on-record-second-most-extreme/


HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES HUH PEOPLE THAT THINK GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! :smug:

Amake
01-17-2013, 06:40 AM
It's just a heating trend that happens to be faster and more persistent than any of the planet's history that totally coincides with our increasing production of carbon dioxide, you can't prove that it won't turn around all by itself!*

*Not before it's too late anyway.

Osterbaum
01-17-2013, 08:21 AM
Wow, I sure am convinced that global warming isn't real.

Sifright
01-17-2013, 11:06 AM
Wow, I sure am convinced that global warming isn't real.

Excellent another person SAVED!

Whilst I am at it another article proving that global warming is totally a HOAX

http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/2013/01/arctic-oscillation-switches-to-negative-phase/

The average sea ice extent for December 2012 was 12.20 million square kilometers (4.71 million square miles). This is 1.16 million square kilometers (448,000 square miles) below the 1979 to 2000 average for the month, and is the second-lowest December extent in the satellite record.

At the end of December, ice extent in the Atlantic sector remained far below normal, as parts of the Kara and Barents seas remained ice-free. Ice has also been slow to form in the Labrador Sea, while Hudson Bay is now completely iced over. On the Pacific side, ice extent is slightly above normal, with the ice edge in the Bering Sea extending further to the south than usual. The Bering Sea has seen above-average winter ice extent in recent years and is the only region of the Arctic that has exhibited a slightly positive trend in ice extent during the winter months.

SEE IF GLOBAL WARMING WAS TRUE IT WOULD BE THE LOWEST!!!1

Azisien
01-17-2013, 12:23 PM
I'm p. sure that the Sun is just like, hotter than usual right now and it'll cool down in a few years. Everybody is just making a big stir about this CO2 thing so they can cash in on government subsidies and green tax credits.

Anyhoo off to the bank to cash my pro/anti-global warming bribe cheques!

Melfice
01-17-2013, 12:56 PM
I'm p. sure that the Sun is just like, hotter than usual right now and it'll cool down in a few years.

Yeah, I think this is one of the leading counter-theories (aside from plugging ears and going "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!") out there at the moment.

Could go either way, really.
We know the Earth's gone through ice ages, so who's to say we don't have... I dunno, "desert ages", "sun ages"?

That said, reducing CO2 emissions to before-global-warning levels couldn't hurt either, I think.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
01-17-2013, 01:07 PM
We only just came out of an ice age anyway. Clearly the planet is just returning to its usual pre-ice age levels. Nothing to worry about here folks!

Professor Smarmiarty
01-17-2013, 01:38 PM
I just did the most humungous fart. That probably explains it.

Ryong
01-17-2013, 03:36 PM
We've had hotter days here, but we had an unusually hot winter ( even though somehow we apparently had more "cold hours" than the last few years ) and we've been having an endless hot day stream and it's supposed to be cold here.

Fucking hell.

Aerozord
01-17-2013, 03:43 PM
as much as I hate the term because I know it was invented just so skeptics wouldn't have to admit they were wrong but global climate change is a better term to use because global warming does create areas of localized cooling.

Meteorology is complicated, yo.

Sifright
01-17-2013, 03:57 PM
as much as I hate the term because I know it was invented just so skeptics wouldn't have to admit they were wrong but global climate change is a better term to use because global warming does create areas of localized cooling.

Meteorology is complicated, yo.

that is so totally irrelevant as to be a massive joke.

besides which feed back processes which every one is really taking into account will shift the entire planets temperature up 10-15 Celsius by the time it stabilizes.

So yea global warming is the better phrase.

shiney
01-17-2013, 04:05 PM
Clearly, the problem is a lack of piracy.

To wit. (http://www.venganza.org/images/PiratesVsTemp.png)

Sifright
01-17-2013, 04:08 PM
Clearly, the problem is a lack of piracy.

To wit. (http://www.venganza.org/images/PiratesVsTemp.png)

Clearly the solution is for NPF to commision a pirate ship and go a plundering the 7 seas

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
01-17-2013, 04:10 PM
But what about all the other seas?

shiney
01-17-2013, 04:11 PM
I will begin the preparations for emergency eyepatch appropriation.

Sifright
01-17-2013, 04:15 PM
But what about all the other seas?

we don't talk about those.

*lowers his head*

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
01-17-2013, 04:37 PM
Then which ones are we piratin'? We need to get clarification on this before anything, you don't wanna turn up for a new day of pirating at say, the Adriatic sea when everyone else is over in the Agean. Or worse, the Irish sea!

It's just embarrasing all round really.

And what about oceans? Are we doing all 5, or just sticking to the main 3?

Sifright
01-17-2013, 05:17 PM
Then which ones are we piratin'? We need to get clarification on this before anything, you don't wanna turn up for a new day of pirating at say, the Adriatic sea when everyone else is over in the Agean. Or worse, the Irish sea!

It's just embarrasing all round really.

And what about oceans? Are we doing all 5, or just sticking to the main 3?

These are all important questions but i'm afraid I can't just give out this information to any old deck hand!

Inner circle only!

Osterbaum
01-17-2013, 05:37 PM
I was like, how hasn't the page changed yet!? And I realized that I've got 20 posts per page now, this is huuuuuge!

e: it's bigger than global warming! also, I actually think that (global) climate change is a better, more accurate term and it's the one us scientists use so suck on that
e2: ilmastonmuutos!!!

Azisien
01-17-2013, 05:44 PM
I see all this talk about research and sigmas and p-values and near-total scientific consensus about this whole global warming thing but CONSIDER THIS:

Maybe it's all, like, totally wrong! We should just change nothing about our actions as a society. The other students in my lab agree with me. And we are able to hire fifty more students now thanks to this grant we just got from the Hudson Institute.

Aerozord
01-17-2013, 06:00 PM
Could be the industry, but consider this, the reason we have increased industry is because we have more humans and what do humans exhale? Thats right carbon dioxide.

Now I know what you are thinking then we just kill all of them, but thats just silly. Instead we genetically engineer plant-people.

Professor Smarmiarty
01-17-2013, 07:48 PM
I was like, how hasn't the page changed yet!? And I realized that I've got 20 posts per page now, this is huuuuuge!

e: it's bigger than global warming! also, I actually think that (global) climate change is a better, more accurate term and it's the one us scientists use so suck on that
e2: ilmastonmuutos!!!

I'm a doctor and I say global warming so your opinion counts for 0.
Planet is getting hotter- blam- global warming. Don't be stupid.

Ryong
01-17-2013, 08:37 PM
Could be the industry, but consider this, the reason we have increased industry is because we have more humans and what do humans exhale? Thats right carbon dioxide.

Now I know what you are thinking then we just kill all of them, but thats just silly. Instead we genetically engineer plant-people.

Try as I might, I cannot make a post about cow farts being responsible for a lot of CO2 production. My internet's too erratic.

Sithdarth
01-17-2013, 11:23 PM
Try as I might, I cannot make a post about cow farts being responsible for a lot of CO2 production. My internet's too erratic.

Its for the best seeing as it is the production of methane that cows are known for and methane is much worse in terms of warming than CO2. Particularly the cows mostly burp up the methane from the bacteria in their stomach. Farts and poop are a fairly distant second to burping.

CABAL49
01-17-2013, 11:36 PM
Its for the best seeing as it is the production of methane that cows are known for and methane is much worse in terms of warming than CO2. Particularly the cows mostly burp up the methane from the bacteria in their stomach. Farts and poop are a fairly distant second to burping.

So we send all cows to boarding schools so that they can learn discipline. Crisis averted.

Arhra
01-18-2013, 03:22 AM
I heard a great one to use on people who say there's no possible way that humans could have an impact on the world's climate.

"Have you ever heard of the term 'nuclear winter'?"

Wait...

Heeeeeey guys, I have a plan to deal with global warming!

Sifright
01-18-2013, 03:43 AM
So we send all cows to boarding schools so that they can learn discipline. Crisis averted.

I have a better plan, eat all the cows. we could do the same to humans that emit to much co2 we just eat them.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
01-18-2013, 06:07 AM
Hey guys I have incontrovertable proof that global warming is false; it just started snowing like fuck over here! Like, out of nowhere, bam! Snow everywhere.

Explain that science!

Osterbaum
01-18-2013, 06:13 AM
I'm a doctor and I say global warming so your opinion counts for 0.
Planet is getting hotter- blam- global warming. Don't be stupid.
Yeah but you're like a stupid chemist with a doctorate in stupid.

Professor Smarmiarty
01-18-2013, 06:14 AM
Stupid is a subdiscipline of science.

Sifright
01-18-2013, 09:58 AM
Hey guys I have incontrovertable proof that global warming is false; it just started snowing like fuck over here! Like, out of nowhere, bam! Snow everywhere.

Explain that science!

Hohohohoho Father Santa claus proving global warming and relativity wrong all in one fell swoop.

Bells
01-18-2013, 10:43 AM
vvObfrs3qoE

If people went to the trouble of making a Draw-as-you-talk video, then it must be truth!

Aerozord
01-18-2013, 10:44 AM
Explain that science!

nmHoNr3kUZY

Solid Snake
01-18-2013, 10:56 AM
vvObfrs3qoE

If people went to the trouble of making a Draw-as-you-talk video, then it must be truth!

This is the worst fucking video in the history of videos on Youtube.

The amount of stupid shit that narrator says is so vast and torrential that if we could harness it we could probably run a few Biofuel plants with it.
We are all worse off for the mere fact that this link was disseminated on NPF because it should frankly be smashed into tiny fragments.

Bum Bill Bee
01-18-2013, 11:00 AM
Global Warming isn't happening because Dr Mcninja said so (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p1/)

You can trust him, he's a doctor, he knows science.

Professor Smarmiarty
01-18-2013, 12:16 PM
Doctors don't know science. I know this because I have trained them.

Bells
01-18-2013, 12:35 PM
This is the worst fucking video in the history of videos on Youtube.

The amount of stupid shit that narrator says is so vast and torrential that if we could harness it we could probably run a few Biofuel plants with it.
We are all worse off for the mere fact that this link was disseminated on NPF because it should frankly be smashed into tiny fragments.

do NOT check some of the other titles on the videos from that same guy... i honestly think your spleen would rupture.

Sifright
01-18-2013, 12:56 PM
Oh god the guy in that video is a giant fucking moron.


After watching that video I feel disgusted for even pretending to agree with his side of the argument as a form of mocking it because YUUUUUUUUUCK