Log in

View Full Version : Let's kick it!


Cool_As_Smarty
04-17-2013, 04:56 PM
Yo, NPF, let’s kick it.

Banned Banned Baby, Banned Banned Baby,
All right stop, pay attention and read,
Smarty is back with my brand new creed,
Something grabs a hold of my mind,
Its flow back and forth, super hard to find,
Will it ever stop? Yo- I don’t know,
Listen tight and let’s go,
To the extreme, I rock this post like a hero,
Killing the boards, I’ll chump you to zero.

POST! I heard the boards are in trouble,
A warning was out, I came at the double,
Deadly, you wanna bomb Korea,
You full of shitty shitty urea,
Love or leave it, Bitcoins are a joke,
Even Adam Smith finds them hard to toke,
If there is a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it,
Check out my guns, while my post resolves it,

Banned Banned Baby Smarty, Banned Banned Baby Smarty,
Banned Banned Baby Smarty, Banned Banned Baby Smarty,

Snake’s left, the party is jumpin’,
Thatcher’s dead, the left is pumpin’
Quick to the point, to the point of cheering,
Respect and dignity, that’s how they keep the masses fearing,
You gotta hit em when dead, not quick and nimble,
I’m crazy now monopoly’s dropped the thimble,
The Queen rolls in with a souped up budget,
David Cameron probably just fudged it.
I’m on a roll and its time to go harder,
Deeper in the larder,
You all on standby, waiting for me to come say hi,
Do I stop? No this is just a drive by,
You all follow me on Skype, MSN,
I drop all that, on Facebook for my zen,
And then its dead.



..-
Yo—my story ain’t done till I’m banished to reddit.
I heard all the ice is melting,
Can’t deny it unless yo drunk like Yeltsin,
But it ain’t yo fault or mine,
It companys on our dime,
Organic cells kill our children,
But only those under ten,
You chumps acting ill because you’re so full of tumblr
Crappy posts, gifs in a blur,
So I grabbed my keyboard- all I heard were warnings,
Slammed the window, closed the awnings,
Pulled up the google, dropped in your name,
Braced myself for the lame,
Made some whiskey while the page dropped a load,
Read your posts, ready to explode
Antimatter don’t work like you think it do,
3d printer for your poo,
Aids, a million times a cure,
CIA makes it stronger, fo’sure

Banned Banned Baby Smarty, Banned Banned Baby Smarty,
Banned Banned Baby Smarty, Banned Banned Baby Smarty,

Take heed, cause I’m a lyrical poet,
I drop so many truths you don’t even know it,
I died for your sins, reborn anew,
So much shit I’ve been through,
And you throw it all away on attacking Kim Jong,
That’s our fault we’re in the wrong,
Ebert agrees, he follow me to the grave,
He ain’t no Obama slave,
I make it jive, you want to step with this, ya?
Posts on the sly, cut like a ninja,
My posts are a drug, I’d sell them by the gram,
But they are common, owned by no man,
Gotta wrap up the beats while the night is young,
I’m this forum’s persona according to Jung,
If there is a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it,
Check out my guns, while my post resolves it,

Banned Banned Baby Smarty, Banned Banned Baby Smarty,
Banned Banned Baby Smarty, Banned Banned Baby Smarty,

Yo man- Let’s book it. Word.

Revising Ocelot
04-17-2013, 05:03 PM
tl;dr

Red Mage Black
04-17-2013, 05:03 PM
Not gonna lie, but I'm not sure what to make of this.

POS Industries
04-17-2013, 05:32 PM
Apparently some people can't move on.