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Tev
07-19-2013, 11:15 AM
Not really news worthy enough for the news forum, but it appears that this week, Satanists from New York gathered at the grave of Catherine Idalette Johnston, mother of WBC founder Fred Phelps Jr., and performed a ritual to make her soul gay in the afterlife (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/18/pink-mass-westboro-baptist-church-gay-satanists_n_3616642.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular).

By now, everyone's just about had it with the Westboro Baptist Church, a group whose members use national tragedies as opportunities to forward anti-gay hate speech. Ironically, their planned protests often bring communities together in opposition to their message. Now, an unlikely group has mounted a gay offensive against the WBC.

On Sunday, July 14, the Satanic Temple, a New York-based organization that seeks to foster "benevolence and empathy among all people" through Satan, performed a ritual called a "pink mass" at the Mississippi gravesite of Catherine Idalette Johnston, mother of WBC founder Fred Phelps Jr.

The aim? To "turn" the WBC founder's mom gay for all eternity.

"Upon completion of the pink mass ceremony, Catherine Johnston is now gay in the afterlife," notes the Satanic Temple website, which has the cheeky URL www.westboro-baptist.com. "Fred Phelps is obligated to believe that his mother is now gay ... [and] if beliefs are inviolable rights, nobody has the right to challenge our right to believe that Fred Phelps believes that his mother is now gay."

The latter assertion appears to be a play on the WBC's own stance that their beliefs are totally infallible.

The Pink Mass was performed twice -- once with two gay men, and once with two lesbians -- in an affirmation of the Satanist Temple's belief in "freedom and the pursuit of happiness for all people." The temple is now encouraging same-sex couples to visit the grave and perform their own pink masses.

According to the Satanist Temple website, temple spokesman Lucien Greaves officiated the ceremonies while wearing horned headgear, and then proceeded to put his penis on Johnston's grave (NSFW, obviously).

Vice reports that the idea for the pink mass came about in April, after the WBC threatened to protest the funerals of the Boston Marathon bombing victims. The website compared the the pink mass to "the Mormon practice of baptizing the dead, only much gayer."

In an email to The Huffington Post, Greaves indicated that the ritual could be an effective counter-protest.

"We intend to perform the pink mass for both Fred Phelps's father and great-aunt who raised him after his mother's death, but only in reply to their future pickets. The pink mass could be used to protest other anti-gay hysterics, but it is particularly appropriate when applied to Westboro," Greaves wrote.

Bard The 5th LW
07-19-2013, 11:57 AM
We're still better off pretending they don't exist in any capacity.

Amake
07-19-2013, 01:03 PM
Yeah, my belief is that Westboro Baptist don't believe a word of the pigshit they're preaching, and that it's a mistake to acknowledge their existence in any way past that. I feel this is the best approach, as it completely invalidates their pathetic money-grabbing troll act.

RobinStarwing
07-19-2013, 01:07 PM
Yeah, my belief is that Westboro Baptist don't believe a word of the pigshit they're preaching, and that it's a mistake to acknowledge their existence in any way past that. I feel this is the best approach, as it completely invalidates their pathetic money-grabbing troll act.

So I am not the only one who thinks they are Attention Whores! :smug:


On another note, as far as I know...true Satanists actually believe in the idea that neither God nor Satan really give a damn about us Humans anymore. But that might be only something I've heard or seen in programs.

Bells
07-19-2013, 01:57 PM
According to the Satanist Temple website, temple spokesman Lucien Greaves

Lucien Greaves

Lucien Greaves

Was he accompanied by his PR manager Amadeus Lightning-storm and Senior Legal Advisor Durk Broadsword? What?!

Satan's Onion
07-19-2013, 09:02 PM
Man, I wish there was a better term for it than "attention whore". Your average sex worker has contributed far more to society than the Westboro Baptists ever did :crossarms: .

RobinStarwing
07-20-2013, 11:30 AM
Man, I wish there was a better term for it than "attention whore". Your average sex worker has contributed far more to society than the Westboro Baptists ever did :crossarms: .

Attention Slut?

Personally, I'd work a ritual that would make all the members pansexual across race, gender, and species...

Magus
07-20-2013, 09:26 PM
Was he accompanied by his PR manager Amadeus Lightning-storm and Senior Legal Advisor Durk Broadsword? What?!

I was going to make a joke about Raven Silverwolf but she's Wiccan which is different.

Loyal
07-21-2013, 11:15 AM
Man, I wish there was a better term for it than "attention whore". Your average sex worker has contributed far more to society than the Westboro Baptists ever did . Attention Slut?

I could have sworn we'd had this exact conversation in the past. Or something very similar.

We're still better off pretending they don't exist in any capacity. Not necessarily. (http://imgur.com/a/gGNMH)

Short of violent or otherwise actionable... actions against them, there is absolutely nothing wrong with counterprotesting the WBC.

Amake
07-21-2013, 01:03 PM
Dancing in front of someone wearing nothing but pink body paint and going "La la la I can't hear you" is the very best way to pretend they don't exist, in my opinion.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
07-21-2013, 02:07 PM
Dancing in front of someone wearing nothing but pink body paint

And a horses head. Don't forget the horses head. That's like, key to the whole ensemble!