Who is still around?

[rpgdemon]

I've decided to return here in some capacity (Sorry!), and I'm curious what I've missed since I've been gone.

So, what's up, NPF?

[mauve]

Oh man, you missed so much! But we can't tell you about any of it because you also missed the sign-ups for the official NPF information list. Sorry dude. Rules are rules.

[Bard The 5th LW]

No one.

Everybody's dead RPG.

[Flarecobra]

Not to mention the whole alien space tomato thing. That may or may not have happened.

[Aerozord]

You were gone?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'm still here, a but quite but still here none the less.

[MSperoni]

I'm not here.

[synkr0nized]

Hey, guys. I decided to click my NPF bookmark again today! What's new!?

No wait, winner found:
You were gone?

[Satan's Onion]

I've never actually been here at all

[phil_]

I'm here until they kick me out. It's cool, they know me here, I can finish my drink any time.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I'm still here, guarding my ill-gotten gains, dreaming uneasy dreams of fire and water where a warrior, altogether insignificant in size but provided with a bitter sword and great courage, figure most unpleasantly. Business as usual.

[Magus]

OH MAN YOU MISSED SO MUCH AWESOME SHIT TOO BAD WE DELETED IT SO YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Who are any of you again? Where is this place? What's going on?!!

[Azisien]

I only come here out of habit I think

[Krylo]

Who are any of you again? Where is this place? What's going on?!!

Quiet down, grandpa. You're embarrassing everyone.

[Ryong]

I'm still here and just like everyone else I don't know why.

[Revising Ocelot]

I don't even know why I, rpgdemon, feel the need to talk to myself with so many alt accounts. What exactly is the point I am trying to prove?

[akaSM]

No one.

Everybody's dead RPG.

No RPG, you are the deads.

[Bum Bill Bee]

I'm here but I somehow doubt you even know me :/

[Flarecobra]

Well, everyone IS dead. We're all zombies now.

[akaSM]

Well, everyone IS dead. We're all zombies now.

Directed by M. Night Llamallamadingdong

[Magus]

Directed by M. Night Llamallamadingdong

Starring Bernard Cucumberpatch!

[Flarecobra]

And narrated by Morrigan Frimann.

[phil_]

Well, everyone IS dead. We're all zombies now.Man, that was quite a day, wasn't it? It would bring a smile to my face, except zombies can't laugh because they're dead.

[Flarecobra]

Man, that was quite a day, wasn't it? It would bring a smile to my face, except zombies can't laugh because they're dead.

Who says that they can't? Hell, where is it written down that zombies are also unable to be intelligent?

[phil_]

Are you saying it's just me then? :(

[Flarecobra]

Yes. Yes I am.

[Loyal]

Poor mute zombie hobbitses.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Poor mute zombie hobbitses.

U0Hx5ka1FiA

[Aerozord]

Who says that they can't? Hell, where is it written down that zombies are also unable to be intelligent?

zombie survival guide

[Loyal]

Only one solution for zombie hobbits

We... play golf with them?

[Revising Ocelot]

After the baseball and cricket games, of course.

Did you never play Left 4 Dead 2? Geez, some people.

[akaSM]

We... play golf with them?

It's been scientifically proven that, your enemies will not try to murder you if you play golf with them.

-Source: Nintendo

[Shyria Dracnoir]

We... play golf with them?

Be5QjUimJM8

[Flarecobra]

zombie survival guide

Clearly a biased piece of work. After all, zombies can be smart, and even know how to communicate with speech, and be reasonably decient folk.

[Marc v4.0]

I still look at things occasionally to see if anything is going on, but I don't bother myself with taking part in the discussions that aren't really happening anymore anyway

[Magus]

Clearly a biased piece of work. After all, zombies can be smart, and even know how to communicate with speech, and be reasonably decient folk.

The only good ghoul is a dead ghoul! Keep them out of Tenpenny Tower!

[greed]

Also here. Morning

[Flarecobra]

The only good ghoul is a dead ghoul! Keep them out of Tenpenny Tower!

Um..what's that?

[BitVyper]

I'm still here and just like everyone else I don't know why.


Gd9OhYroLN0

[Magus]

Um..what's that?

I thought I was behind the times on vidyagames. It's from Fallout 3.

[tacticslion]

Hey, guys. I decided to click my NPF bookmark again today! What's new!?

No wait, winner found:

I actually didn't take it "that" way, synk. To me it was more a, "Hey, I've not been here for a while, what's going on?" than a, "I know you've all not seen me and/or my lack of presence was notable, so there!" kind of thing.

Also, RPG, you should know: in addition to being the same general goofy characters (those that are still currently here at any rate*), the forums have slowed down a lot in some regards, picked back up in others, and have generally changed so that they're very similar to what you saw when you left.

However people are "around" enough that even though you left, your absence wasn't actually notable, because it was presumed you were still around because, you know, that's how we are 'round here "lately".

Also, welcome back, buddy!

* Others probably will be. Or are. The could be watching us even noooowwww...

[Flarecobra]

I thought I was behind the times on vidyagames. It's from Fallout 3.

Ah, that's why. I never played it.

And before you say anything... no, I don't have any interest in playing it either.

[MSperoni]

the forums have slowed down a lot in some regards, picked back up in others, and have generally changed so that they're very similar to what you saw when you left.



Also The Dreadful is still kicking and better than ever!





*gotta do something while the game's at commerical :D


Also I got the Fallout 3 reference.

[tacticslion]

Also The Dreadful is still kicking and better than ever!

Who are you? What are you talking about? You mean that tag up there?

Also I got the Fallout 3 reference.

If... if this was to me... I... I didn't. Because I haven't played it.

[MSperoni]

Yeah, that Dreadful tag is the best tag on this site and still is and always will be.

It's carried the site ever since 8-bit's tag was allowed to finally die, tottering old fogey that it was. The Dreadful's tag is underappreciated, but it carries with it the hope of millions of children and will shine a warm light on everyone for centuries to come.

Also I was directing the Fallout 3 thing to VomitAvatar and Redhair.

[Revising Ocelot]

It's no http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/butts.png, though.

[POS Industries]

Butts tag is like fourth place behind Dreadful, lolitrollu, and miracles.

[Revising Ocelot]

Those three tags can be used by just about anyone, though. The common rabble. Heaven knows what would happen if the masses had free access to butts. Or Seil.

[POS Industries]

Those three tags can be used by just about anyone, though. The common rabble. Heaven knows what would happen if the masses had free access to butts. Or Seil.
Big talk for someone wearing a suit I threw in the trash.

[Ryong]

Har har, BitVyper. You're a funny one.

[Revising Ocelot]

Hey, I requested red and instead you forced me into some kind of Saturday game-show presenter outfit. Do you just go around dressing random hobos in the gutter in glitzy suits in real life as well?!

[MSperoni]

The butts tag would be better if it was pink and had a little tail.

[PyrosNine]

I'd say something, but usually by the time I chip in the convo's over, so....

But I'm still here because I never delete bookmarks.
I'm also here because this is where people tell me happy birthday, even when no one else does! Tipicamente.

[akaSM]

I'm also here because this is where people tell me happy birthday, even when no one else does! Tipicamente.

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

[Aerozord]

The butts tag would be better if it was pink and had a little tail.

I find no fault in this logic

[rpgdemon]

The butts tag would be better if it was pink and had a little tail.

I dunno why you want it like that, but you can probably find something that suits your needs here.

http://i.imgur.com/F4NSfG6.jpg

[Nikose Tyris]

Oh hey I do still check here once a month or so. It updates more frequently than VGcats still.

Also I think I have two more people hooked on the Dreadful so that's cool.

[tacticslion]

Oh hey I do still check here once a month or so. It updates more frequently than VGcats still.

Also I think I have two more people hooked on the Dreadful so that's cool.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikoooooooooooooooooo oose!

Hi! :)

It's been a while, dude. How are you?

[Menarker]

I mainly hang on the RPing side of the forum, although I do read much of what is posted here.

Our RP has been running for almost 3 years. ^,^

[Nikose Tyris]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikoooooooooooooooooo oose!

Hi! :)

It's been a while, dude. How are you?

I'm breathing oxygen and hydrodgen at a pretty two to one ratio.

I'm focused on my studies, my SO, and happiness.

Also on my name change, my diploma and hopefully running for city council in the near future.

[tacticslion]

I'm breathing oxygen and hydrodgen at a pretty two to one ratio.

I'm focused on my studies, my SO, and happiness.

Also on my name change, my diploma and hopefully running for city council in the near future.

Holy cow, that's awesome! Congrats! :D

[Magus]

Are you changing your name to Max Power?

[batgirl]

I'm still here, an old staple of the forums sitting in my little dusty corner with my shotgun and bottle o' hooch, staring at you all disapprovingly.

[MSperoni]

Also I think I have two more people hooked on the Dreadful so that's cool.

That is cool indeed. You have proven yourself worthy to accept this dragon ball.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Woah when did we start handing out Dragonballs and why wasn't I informed?

[Flarecobra]

Who said it was a Dragonball? Notice it was two words? It could be a ball-shaped dragon.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You callin' me fat?

[Loyal]

There are certain... consequences... for playing pretty-princess-dress-me-up (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1235907&postcount=1759) in a cave instead of going out and gathering treasure, Shy.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I have a gym key, I get out at least three times a week.

[shiney]

Lot of people still around! The community that just won't quit. =) Love you guys.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Lot of people still around! The community that just won't quit. =) Love you guys.

Who's this asshole again? He doesn't look at all familiar.

[MSperoni]

Woah when did we start handing out Dragonballs and why wasn't I informed?

You only get them for pro-Dreadful deeds. Like reading the comic, commenting in the thread, or spreading the word.

Today's update would be a good time to start earning your dragonball.

[akaSM]

You only get them for pro-Dreadful deeds. Like reading the comic, commenting in the thread, or spreading the word.

Today's update would be a good time to start earning your dragonball.

I use the Dreadful tag!

Sometimes!

[Flarecobra]

You callin' me fat?

Nope. But that whelpling that MSMacaroni gave could stand to lose a few.

[MSperoni]

dragon balls are meatballs made out of dragon meat.

[Bells]

i don't think Shyria is going to like knowing that

[Flarecobra]

I'll get the sauce.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/avatars-000041264027-6j8thr-crop_zps76083241.jpg

[Revising Ocelot]

Shyria has a point; why would you EVER eat a dragon? It's unthinkable. They're overgrown lizards pumped up with magic, and if you eat one, you're eating MAGIC. Eating magic comes with a high risk of melting into goo, or possibly becoming magical yourself.

And that's terrible.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shyria has a point; why would you EVER eat a dragon? It's unthinkable. They're overgrown lizards pumped up with magic, and if you eat one, you're eating MAGIC. Eating magic comes with a high risk of melting into goo, or possibly becoming magical yourself.

And that's terrible.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/avatars-000041264027-6j8thr-crop_zps76083241.jpghttp://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/avatars-000041264027-6j8thr-crop_zps76083241.jpg

[MSperoni]

Well there's probably a way to suck the magic out of them. Sorta like the oil from whales.

So a company starts up, hunts the dragons to near extinction to harvest their precious magic, and has to do something with their corpses, so they sell them to a meat processing plant.

Dragon steaks, dragon sausages, dragon chops, dragon burgers, so many possibilities.

I think I just came up with a good idea for The Dreadful. Yay NPF!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/avatars-000041264027-6j8thr-crop_zps76083241.jpghttp://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/avatars-000041264027-6j8thr-crop_zps76083241.jpg
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/avatars-000041264027-6j8thr-crop_zps76083241.jpghttp://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/avatars-000041264027-6j8thr-crop_zps76083241.jpg

[Krylo]

But the magic is where dragon meat gets its delicious spicy flavor. It's not like lizards naturally produce capsicum or anything.

[Menarker]

Well there's probably a way to suck the magic out of them. Sorta like the oil from whales.

So a company starts up, hunts the dragons to near extinction to harvest their precious magic, and has to do something with their corpses, so they sell them to a meat processing plant.

Dragon steaks, dragon sausages, dragon chops, dragon burgers, so many possibilities.

I think I just came up with a good idea for The Dreadful. Yay NPF!

Is this you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya7mwQYeICQ)

[Flarecobra]

So Shy, do you prefer your humans with Ketchup, BBQ sauce, or a type of mustard?

[MSperoni]

Is this you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya7mwQYeICQ)

No, but this guy might be who runs the biggest Dragon Slaughterhouse west of the Pecos.

Actually it'd be more likely this guy would be some sort of red dragon in disguise, who would be exploiting his own kind for profit.

[Amake]

Shyria has a point; why would you EVER eat a dragon? It's unthinkable. They're overgrown lizards pumped up with magic, and if you eat one, you're eating MAGIC. Eating magic comes with a high risk of melting into goo, or possibly becoming magical yourself.
I'd like a little magic in me

[akaSM]

Well there's probably a way to suck the magic out of them. Sorta like the oil from whales.

So a company starts up, hunts the dragons to near extinction to harvest their precious magic, and has to do something with their corpses, so they sell them to a meat processing plant.

Dragon steaks, dragon sausages, dragon chops, dragon burgers, so many possibilities.

I think I just came up with a good idea for The Dreadful. Yay NPF!

If this guy wrote a story or something, I'd certainly read it and enjoy it.

[MSperoni]

You're in luck! (http://www.nuklearpower.com/dreadful/)

[Loyal]

Shy, Charizard isn't even a real dragon.

[BitVyper]

Shy, Charizard isn't even a real dragon.

Tastes like one though.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shy, Charizard isn't even a real dragon.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/megafuckyou_zpsa968551c.png

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/megafuckyou2_zps99dc9411.png

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shy, Charizard isn't even a real dragon.

Maybe not but he possesses the burning spirit of a mighty dragon!

[Krylo]

Tastes like one though.

For the last time: I am not a Charizard, or any other pokemon. . . and stop talking about that in public.

[BitVyper]

For the last time: I am not a Charizard, or any other pokemon

Then how did you show me your mega evolution?

[Krylo]

That was just pillow talk. I showed you an erection.

I also didn't ACTUALLY use Hydro Cannon.

[BitVyper]

That was just pillow talk. I showed you an erection.

I also didn't ACTUALLY use Hydro Cannon.

Your Giga Impact seemed pretty legit though.

[rpgdemon]

You're in luck! (http://www.nuklearpower.com/dreadful/)

That work's Dreadful, though.

[Seil]

Those three tags can be used by just about anyone, though. The common rabble. Heaven knows what would happen if the masses had free access to butts. Or Seil.
I was just noticing that the Seil tag doesn't actually appear in the list of thread tags I personally can see, leading me to assume that the mods have rigged some way where the only person who can apply the seil tag to his threads is seil, which is fantastic.

If anyone had free access to me, I think I would need free access to a clinic.

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That work's Dreadful, though.

Ha!

[akaSM]

You're in luck! (http://www.nuklearpower.com/dreadful/)

What's that and where's Thief? You cannot take Thief out of 8-bit theater just like that, Brian Pepperoni or whatever your name was.

[MSperoni]

Har har har.

If we're gonna make fun of my name I'd appreciate it if we could lay off the stupid Italian food jokes because I've heard them a million times and they're just as shitty now as they were when I was a kid.

Come up with something else! Sheesh. There's plenty of cleverer ways to make fun of someone's name.

[akaSM]

If we're going to make fun of my name I'd appreciate it if we could lay off the stupid Italian food jokes because I've heard them a million times and they're just as shitty now as they were when I was a kid.

Come up with something else! Sheesh.

Yeah, that was a dreadful choice on my part. I didn't think you'd take it Poe-rsonally, rea-Liz-tically, I should've expected it Burke, I was silly.

Bananachucks.

[MSperoni]

It's okay. That post of mine probably sounded angrier than I was because I typed it in kind of a rush. I mean, if I got SUPER ANGRY at everyone who said "Matt Macaroni" or "Pepperoni" or "Matt Spaghetti" I'd be super angry a lot...

Plus I was pissed off at a sexist douchebag of an LPr at the time too, so that probably didn't help with my tone :)

[akaSM]

It's okay. That post of mine probably sounded angrier than I was because I typed it in kind of a rush. I mean, if I got SUPER ANGRY at everyone who said "Matt Macaroni" or "Pepperoni" or "Matt Spaghetti" I'd be super angry a lot...

Plus I was pissed off at a sexist douchebag of an LPr at the time too, so that probably didn't help with my tone :)

It's ok, I'll apologize anyway because you're a nice person and I shouldn't have done that ^^. Sorry Brian, I promise I'll read more 8-bit theater.

OTOH, I hate you for not noticing the Dreadful pun hurricane.

[MSperoni]

I noticed it, I just didn't acknowledge it!

But I will acknowledge it now.

I'm not sure it makes you worthy to accept a dragon ball yet though...


Maybe a tiny one.

[Krylo]

"Matt Macaroni"

You are so lucky I am not an admin anymore.

[Revising Ocelot]

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If anyone had free access to me, I think I would need free access to a clinic.


Looks like you're buggered, then.

Honestly, sparkles & pink. Too much magic. I hate POS (Obviously it's all his fault, as Synk is unhateable and thus cannot possibly be responsible) and would eat him out of revenge for these atrocities, but he's probably magic as well.

[POS Industries]

I am the most magic. Nothing else compares. Saying please, Disney's kingdom, the gathering, friendship, and the number three can all eat a bag of dicks when I'm around.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If you were really magic, why did you gotta explain shit?

[Flarecobra]

Does he ever, to be honest?

[Krylo]

I am the most magic. Nothing else compares. Saying please, Disney's kingdom, the gathering, friendship, and the number three can all eat a bag of dicks when I'm around.

wZeZu2u9dyg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

So is POS Fairuza Balk or Robin Tunney in this scenario?

[POS Industries]

So is POS Fairuza Balk or Robin Tunney in this scenario?
Magic, explaining shit, ain't gotta, etc.

[MSperoni]

So is POS Fairuza Balk or Robin Tunney in this scenario?

Ronald MacDonald.